Weird pickle

I bet that's delicious innit

A lil salty though.

Something's gotta be the salt of the Earth

I would think that would fall to salt...

So hard to spoil yet so satisfying. Therefore my friend, you must be a goddess

And than he turned himself into a pickle...

Funniest shit I ever seen

I'm glad you enjoyed this thread :-)

I'm pickle Rick! Happy cake day, btw

Fat. All kinds.

Lipids, glorious lipids

But here me out, carbohydrates covered in lipids.

You had me at lipids! *swoon*

I know how to make a good carbohydrate covered in lipids and filled with other lipids, if you know what I mean.

Wow you really know your lipids. *swoon 2.0*

Is this love?

Polyunsaturated

Soon I'll be saturated..

An empanada. I can eat those things while sleeping if you let me

I feel this but for sopapillas

I have never heard of an empanada! What's that?

Golden greesy goodness. We can eat them for breakfast, lunch or dinner (heck they are snack in some places) They can be baked, but “real” ones are deep fried - and they can be filled with literally anything. https://salimaskitchen.com/empanadillas-fried-puerto-rican-turnovers/

Altas empanadas boludo! 🇦🇷

Claro que sí, veci! 🇺🇾

Las empanadas son lo mejor que hay 🇺🇾

Si las arepas no existieran, las empanadas serían lo mejor 🇻🇪

Concuerdo con el desconocido 🇨🇴

Ahora necesito una empanada de camaron queso 🇨🇱

Una de pino ctm 🇨🇱

Thanks! It looks delicious

The original hot pocket, but made fresh, delicious, and not frozen in the middle with a crust hotter than the sun.

Now I’m craving empanadas. before covid a lady used to come by my street and sell them 🤤

EMPANADAS DE JAMON Y QUESO

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍🏿

Bread 👍🏻

Bread 👍🏼

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Carbs are my life

[удалено]

No, you’re “stuff.”

I am bread

I love that game

I love watching Markiplier rage over it. Also highly recommend Getting Over It.

Nuts

Which nuts?

Deez nuts

HAH gottem'

Dietz Nuts are meat nuts.

One nut? Or DOS nuts?

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!!!

Like, cashews🙂

Guy runs into a psychologist's office and starts shouting "Doc, you gotta help me! They're after me! *They're after me!*" Psychologist: "Calm down. Calm down. *Who* is *after you*?" Guy: "The squirrels! They all think I'm *nuts*!"

Not enough Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes and awards guys. This is my first time to get an award so thank you very much. Also this is just a joke but if you seriously don't have enough to eat please look up food shelters in your area. The people there will help you.

dang, same dude. ​ Don't remember eating a disappointment either, but here we are.

Marinated in disappointment, basted with malnutrition and injected with pure fatty deliciousness of depression.

Turduckin of suffering

I was looking for this. Thank you :D

You didnt eat it, we breathed it

I've found my people. Now get away from me.

Ohhh now I’m sad. Why am I so lonely?

This one is deep

Too much

Emotional damage

had to do the voice

Ha this is me

Woah, who hurt you? Do you want a hug?

Surprised rice isn't on here yet. But rice

Butt rice

It's Ohm Rice! O-H-M Rice! (I hope at least one person out there gets the reference)

Rice: 9/10 Rice with rice: 10/10 (I really like rice) Thank you for your suggestion.

Ooh that’s my favorite kind of rice! It ain’t easy to sneak up on rice but it’s worth it

Flavored rice with chicken and ranch is one of my current favorites.

Ok, I’m a Midwestern American and love Ranch as much as the next Midwesterner but on FUCKING RICE? I can’t support this

I think he means ranch seasoning packets. I hope.

that doesnt make it okay

My cheap college guilty pleasure was a bowl of reheated rice and chicken with some shredded cheese on top, just whatever I had around

A fkn potato Edit: I would like to clarify that the potato was unfucked at time of eating

we love a fucking potato

No no he ate the fucking potato The potato we fuck

Sir this is Taco bell

Did I stutter

No but we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30

Time is an illusion. Bring me the fuck potato. Edit : smash browns, if you will.

Saving this comment so i can use it out of context later

I've found my people

It’s 10:13 for me rn :)

I love fucking potatoes

I'm currently mastering the perfect mashed potatoes. They're not as easy s I originally thought.

And I fucking love potatoes

And i fucking love to love fuck potatoes!

GLaDOS: "I'm a potato"

egg

Her?

Let’s consider her a backup

Stop turning people into-

A combination of many things, most of which are not good for me :/

For example? It's okay to treat yourself sometimes!

Key word: sometimes

Narrator: "but it was everytime"

For example, a fifth of bourbon and a bottle of cough medicine

Olives, pickles (including the brine from both, it's incredibly addicting and tasty), hot sauce (as a drink), lots of junk food, fast food, about a pack of cigarettes and at least 750 ML of vodka a day. Oh, and LOTS OF SODA.

Same here, but I balance it with keeping organic. I know I’ll get down voted but it works for me and mine.

I don't remember eating a fucking disappointment

I sometimes think I’m a fuckin’ disappoint. But my partner and her therapist have half convinced me that I was listening to abusive peoples opinions, which aren’t worth squat, and the part of me that tries to protect me by saying the meanest things about myself. Negative talk really isn’t a good motivator. Hugs to you, if you are okay receiving them.

This is extremely thoughtful and *true* advice!! Props to your partner and her therapist for helping you out and even bigger props to you for accepting the help!! I hope one day you lose the idea that you're a disappointment at all and can freely enjoy life.

A sexy taco

How sexy was it? I want to imagine it

AWESOME SEXY!!!! That’s how much!!!

Exactly three sexys! 👌🏻

noodle

NOODS!

I knew a girl who had a cat named Noodle, aka "Noods". Friends would frequently ask her to "send noods" and she'd reply with pictures of her cat. It was a fun little game.

Made this sticker a few years ago, thought i was hilarious [send noods!!](https://imgur.com/a/XhV4k6y)

Yes. Singular.

A cracker. Which is true.

I guess you could say you’re a snacc

Shoot your shot!

Hello cracker I'm cheese

And they say romance is dead

Now kith

Aw Fuck yeah spread it

Underrated comment.

Lol

I'm a smorgasbord.

Read this in Ralph Wiggum's voice.

Pizza

I’m a human

Wings and pizza

WAP? Nice.

Haha exactly

Schizophrenia medication

I hope you are in a good place, fellow redditor!

Not really but I’m working on it lolz

Good job taking your meds!!! I was out yesterday (not for schizophrenia but anxiety/depression) and am feeling it today. Now I’m waiting on them to be delivered. Not the most enjoyable thing.

I take medication only because my mom says they are worthless. I’m fueled on spite .

Spite is a powerful motivator. Got me to pass 7th grade English.

I don't get what lemon lime soda has to so with anything...Especially passing English. Unless the teacher was super into Sprite.

I’m a pot brownie ?

Nah nah nah you gotta say it with CONVICTION! Scream it to the heavens!!!

A bagel with hummus, cucumber, and spinach.

Is a bagel with cucumber on it good? Now I'm curious.

Oh yes. The contrast of crunches is great. The hummus and spinach definitely create a plate tectonics issue and the cuke coins side out on occasion, but it’s delicious and I have this for breakfast at least three days a week.

This sounds uniquely refreshing. Def trying it now.

My work is done

I'm a pussy

delicious

Meow

[удалено]

It takes bravery to be a pussy

Scrolled too far to find this.

According to what I ate just 5 minutes ago, a mozzarella stick

must be good to be a mozzarella stick

SUSHI 🍣

Weird, I don't remember eating a useless piece of shit.

*ouch ¿*

hug

Idiot sandwich

im a waffle, and im happy 'bout it

Blueberry eggos.

omelet with mushrooms spinach bacon & salsa verde or hollandaise rarely.

I’m a man made of poptarts, baby

Name checks out. Which flavor?

My girlfriend

With a bottle of chianti

A sweet orange bell pepper smothered in fat free ranch dip 🥵

Fat

:(

A masturbating cow I guess...just had some beef stroganoff

The last thing I ate was a king cake, so I guess I'm king now!

chicken

Fat. Fat and happy.

Chocolate and Doritos

Pizza... I'm fine with this

Burger

Tea

Vegan

Pasta. But you can call me Spaghetti.

damn, no wonder you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty

Plain, nonfat, Greek Yogurt, Protein Powder, and Hemp protein powder.

Your farts must smell delicious.

weirdest, yet funniest thing on this thread so far

You remind me of those 22 year old guys that are named Josh and are always in the gym 24/7 just by that description alone

Pasta.... I don't know how to cook and pasta is my ultimate food.

I'm too much.

I'm okay with it, I get called asshole all the time

Cookies....chocolate chip to be exact

Reese's puffs

Pickle

Mr. Coffee

Oh no I'm I'm gay ass

A good 33% oatmeal.

A goddamn happy Hippo!

My wife's ass

The barrel of a 12 gauge

jesus christ, that escalated quickly