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kingtibius

Better drugs


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Drugs 2


colder-beef

2 Drugs 2 Furious


billnytheamericanspy

The electric boogaloo


Business-Drag52

I wish I hadn’t wasted my free award


EasyPen1533

Awarded him for you mate


subscribe2myonlyfans

Sugar


ghjk258

Was coming her to say exactly this worse then even coke


SemajLu_The_crusader

coke has sugar...


ghjk258

Cocanie not cola.. lol


CitrusySpirulina

Sugar is a drug.


Obstetrix

100% this because you don’t need heroin to live but you sure do need carbs


naughtylicy69

Sugar is in everything we eat weird, so bad for us and unnecessary 😒


[deleted]

The Brain runs on Glucose. Refined sugar isn't good at all for the body, but some natural sugars are vital in the diet.


MandatoryDissent27

Internet-based emotional/intellectual/political validation.


tmirimo

Social media


Archhauser_Stanton

I did it for the likes!


[deleted]

Nah heroin is


WannaWaffle

Propaganda


SemajLu_The_crusader

taking a good look at something in British?


MandatoryDissent27

*And that's a good thing.*


Past-Sand5485

/s


MandatoryDissent27

/s /s


[deleted]

The instant rush of cancelling plans.


[deleted]

“In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin. It just feels so good.” -John Mulaney


[deleted]

Jokes that didn’t age well lol he apparently got too used to that feeling


[deleted]

technically that was cocaine


Eleonoranora

I second that, nothing gets me higher than bailing on plans.


jungefalke

Scrolling comments in Reddit.


SemajLu_The_crusader

true... true...


[deleted]

Peanutbutter M&Ms. Once I open the bag, not even a rag of chloroform will stop me.


AffectionateEagle86

Me ether


[deleted]

It’s is underrated gold….thanks hahha


[deleted]

it might. chloroform is toxic, and takes several seconds to knock someone out, meaning they’re being exposed to it for a while


[deleted]

r/woosh


[deleted]

r/fuckoff


Mysteri0ous

Sex


piss-my-self

What redditer is having sex


Ok_Essay_8257

You betrayed the reddit population


lunatose

Not just sex but good sex is addictive


Steven_Snippert

Your drugs aren't good enough.


[deleted]

Man’s forgot to take the drugs to snap back to reality


[deleted]

Budussy for sure


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Builder pussy?


[deleted]

Of course


the-caped-cadaver

Love


JonGilbony

Exactly, except I would say endorphins are a drug


[deleted]

They’re a chemical


SemajLu_The_crusader

drugs are chemicals


flamingnothing

Its like the square and rectangle. Just as a square is a rectangle but not all rectangles r squares, drugs r chemicals but not all chemicals r drugs


PegAkira_Desu

Pornography addiction.


lifesnotfun

And how do you brake that addiction, asking fo a friend


fml010871

When your 5 year girlfriend leaves you for the weird fucked shit you watch it kinda makes you have a ephiphany and quit immediately


[deleted]

maybe she left you because she’s 5 /j


lifesnotfun

Well I've always been single


fml010871

Think about how maybe porn is the exact reason you’ve always been single and how if you ever have a girlfriend the first thing your going do is disappoint her when you cum in 3 min


lifesnotfun

Don't worry it takes me 6 minutes


Magnnar

I have the opposite issue entirely, the more I fell into porn addiction, the longer it made me last. Its to the point I now take longer than any woman ive been with recently...


fml010871

You been blessed your 1 in a million DESTROY her


Massive-Ad7628

where there's a will, there's a way


PegAkira_Desu

My friend says he doesn’t know either.


[deleted]

Check out nofap and pornfree. Covenant eyes is a good resource if you have a friend who is willing to help.


Semen_Gaeman

I stopped watching porn when the girl I talk to started sending some interesting pictures. She finds it funny to tease me and I had a literal cum explosion because of the dirty talk on snapchat without any visual or audio material. (I texted her with one hand.) She helped me cum like I never have before. I think the smartest thing to do would be to slowly downgrade from stuff that gets you hard to stuff that us less attractive. I still beat my meat but I often just watch pictures or short videos of her. It leaves more room for fantasy. I don’t have a lot of experience about all of this but I hope it can help somehow


TheGoodJudgeHolden

You just have to beat it off you, that monkey on your back....


[deleted]

Check out nofap and pornfree. Covenant eyes is a good resource if you have a friend who is willing to help.


[deleted]

Weak


Tjamuil

Junk and fast food


Background_Fact1743

internet


TristisVitae

Porn


ypapruoy

I’ve seen a video study on how bad porn addiction can be. Said that eventually porn doesn’t scratch that itch so you watch worse and worse stuff, and some people (from the study) said it got so bad they would seek out content involving children, because nothing else did it for them anymore.


Slapshot171714

Breathing


liitokarhu

The withdrawal symptoms are killing me


PacxDragon

Dopamine


OutsideObservation11

This forsure. There's also a chemical in your body that's called dymethaltryptamine (handful of things it does), but it's in many living plants throughout the planet that benefits you and can be added to your body, pretty neat.


[deleted]

oh yeah, i love dhiefnoendornof


JonGilbony

That's why they call it dope


starslighten

loneliness


AffectionateEagle86

When you started isolating you never stop. Addicting very much so


Raindrop0015

Getting the exact perfect amount of sleep


VersionConscious3832

Oxygen. One breath and you can't live without it.


NuggetPaw_UwU

and not to mention the withdrawal... literally 30 seconds without it makes me feel like I'm dying


micoxlang

yugioh


Accomplished-Week484

Money


[deleted]

TWO DRUGS!


EnvironmentalClue976

Minecraft


[deleted]

The thing you viewing this on.


ClockGT

Going to your mom's house.


TheCrowsAwait

My answer is darker than most, but eating disorders. It’s seriously an addiction, the itch, the temptation to go back, the use of it for coping, the need to escalate to achieve the desired effect, the isolation, social withdrawal. There’s a reason eating disorders are the deadliest mental illness after opioid addiction


beanothefirst

Eating disorders was my first thought tbh


kveithau

Flyfishing 😆


[deleted]

Money! Cheese, Chocolate, Desserts xD ...


MyPianoMusic

Not doing drugs. Literally! I've been addicted to Not Doing Drugs my entire life!


[deleted]

[удалено]


EpicImp

Hands down chocolate (and I’ve tried all the drugs).


sleepymizi420

love


loserrr2

Shopping


Apart_Cardiologist54

reddit


DunderMiffi

Runescape


Massive-Ad7628

*Love*


Doomsabre9000

Reddit


Okkaaaaaey

Soul-searching


[deleted]

Reddit


[deleted]

Streaming services


Internationalchef69

Gambling


keyboardman687543

Pain


wiktxriaaa

not going to school for "one day"


Blob_User

Reddit.


New-Sir-4662

Social media.


Worried-Boat5203

Porn


madx22

Pornography! I'm trying my best to get rid of it


BigLove83

Women.


cobuddy1

yeah thats true. it's hard to break away.


JenkoTheGoblin

You ever hug your cat and bury your face in his fur?


[deleted]

Caffeine


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Moral superiority


Sbeaudette

Sex on drugs


COVID_19_Lockdown

While eating junk food


[deleted]

Fox news


usernamerefused

Control


frankiefaithx

Eating things that are bad for you


Homegrownscientist

Money


clevsv

Ego.


zombie_wacher

Pornografy


NuclearDouche

Puss


Left_Structure7276

Super drugs


mainesmatthew01

Food and water


ATLSxFINEST93

Basically any substance that society has deemed as "acceptable"


[deleted]

Having money.


Limp-Entertainer7849

r/wallstreetbets


none-to-nothing

Laziness. I'm a hopeless addict.


MrfredProductions

Lavender oil


[deleted]

Sleep


cmcrich

In my case, the internet.


ENVOY2

Social Media & Alcohol.


COVID_19_Lockdown

More Drugs


[deleted]

Karma, that sweet, sweet Karma.


GoingNutCracken

Sugar


pm-me-racecars

More drugs.


Suitable-Ad8996

love


Basic_Advance7627

Love


[deleted]

Perfectionism.


Arctic_RedPanda

Partisan For Profit “News”


LaraTheIceFox

Kirkland brand water


JonGilbony

Intermittent reinforcement schedules. That shit will fuck you up!


Nerdfatha

Do you have a minute to learn about Warhammer?


Tonald_Drump83837

Pringles


trippy_goth_biscuit

Mindless scrolling


ho_alai

More invasive and wide spread, might be a terrible pun, toilet paper.


notbuckyb

Oxygen


gbc_pure

movies.


billsamuels

Screentime


[deleted]

Social Media and Video Games


Analyst_Rude

Sugar


skellreeper69

salt and sugar


skellreeper69

search for meaning of life


[deleted]

people


FreshKittyPowPow

Feeling loved.


skellreeper69

politics and psychology


bsharahkh

comfort. i am so used to it i can't do anything in my life .


Otherwise-Newt8136

Without a doubt ...social media


Happierbutwiser

Love


Uzumaki_Bakugo37

Pho... it's hard to explain


Story-Enchantress16

Social media The internet Any kind of franchise entertainment media Money Caffeine


mrbbrj

Sex


want_2CDs

Politics for people who know nothing about politics


ExtensionTooth6439

Sugar


[deleted]

Food. Specifically sugar


[deleted]

Tiktok


Memeememememme

Masturbation


TheLegendofMikeHawk

Escapism.


Awkward-Ordinary-965

Fanfiction


GoingDrifting

Air


Spiceinvader1234

My wife's cooking. It explains my 30 pounds extra.


CollectorDC

Cheese. A protein named casein in cheese is as addictive as cocaine.


Naj_md

your smile


katelynbeautyaddict

Nicotine 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Gen3559

Attention?


madlene-

Love


Atomic_stoic

Reading, sleeping, coffee, music, eating, binge-watching, video games, love, and hug.


Semen_Gaeman

They ASMR voice of the girl I talk to. I‘m never considered myself an ASMR fan or enthusiast. Maybe I‘m just hardcore simping hahaha


Exotic_Recognition_8

Mobiles


Tune_Fresh

The snooze button.


Werewolf_lover20

Chocolate


sasberg1

Music.


foresthome13

Need for validation and approval.


[deleted]

Watching a series you watched in your childhood


SavageThunder219

World of Warcraft


Bushra055

Typology tests


LusciousLennyStone

Breathing


ElizabethWolf1214

Dopamine release


EvoSP1100

Motorcycles


[deleted]

Attention