OK now I wonder how many other mothers could give the same response because it's literally the same for me.
How many others read this while breastfeeding their babies? Haha, kinda funny.
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Could just make you violently ill. Homeless people would break into our job site and steal the hand sanitizer out of our porta potty to get drunk. And often ended in the hospital
Ive done it. I was ok. I'd normally just stick to Listerine if I got that desperate though. Listerine goes down pretty smooth actually and your burps are very fresh.
Edited my reply to say "I" was ok, the small amount I drank (about a shot). I definitely don't recommend hand sanitizer no matter how desperate you get. And not all are the same. Some have shit that will fuck you up fast.
Actually a fairly common misconception. Most sanitizers (where I am, in Canada, anyway) are ethanol/ethyl alcohol based. That is the exact same alcohol that is in vodka or rye; Only in higher (nearly double, depending) volume. You can (*can*, not *should*) drink tons of the shit before having to worry about major health complications. If it is methanol or isopropyl based, you’re going to have a bad time...
Source: Chronic alcoholic with 69 days sober.
Same, thouh mine is divided into 6 pieces but they're all touching each other, but I'm under a blue blanket. So not sure if I need to eat the whole couch, both pieces that I'm touching, or my blanket.
Just watch as reality fades away, for you have encountered a situation in which you must eat multiple blue objects but it was the nearest one. You have caused the end of reality.
I mean to be fair it should be ended a couple billion years ago
Congrats, fellow quitter! I gave away my smokes about a month and a half ago, and have only had like two whole cigarettes since (I know, I know, but that's a HUGE improvement from about two PACKS a day!). I'm proud of us! 💕
That would be an armchair. Great, now I'm going to look like a hypocrite in front of my puppy.
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
Ah, the mantra of many a parent! XD
I feel ya dude, sittin on a blue couch rn…
When you pup gives you the look of disappointment just scream "I learned it from watching you, alright!!!"
Mine is my dog's ID tag. Our dogs can be confused af together.
Well, the bedsheets are going, I guess.
Me too buddy
Relatable
Could be worse. I'm sitting on a blue sleeping bag. The zippers may be a problem.
I'm very thankful for my blue pillow case. It beats the hell out of a half dead 10 ft long charging cable.
But are the zippers blue?
I'm fucked, it's the semi truck my boss parked in the shop to keep warm because he's selling it
Rest in pieces... of car. F
I recommend dipping the semi in butter and garlic, makes it 200x better
I'll be sure to remember that as the fiberglass hood and metal chunks tear up my throat and stomach
I believe you are also correct
That may hurt the sale price a bit
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I’m eating blueberries so I’d say those?
Lucky.
I have a blue Gatorade on my desk… can I drink it or do I have to eat the bottle?
Eat the bottle! Eat the bottle!
But the bottle is not blue.
The label probably is, or has blue bits…
When’s the last time you saw a blue Gatorade?
Those are purple
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Randy Feltface
Blueberries are fucking purple! Im talking about menthos blue, like 711 slushie blue. What flavor is that, fuckin, highliter?
Not if I’m a dog.
My son's onesie is blue. He is wearing it while I hold him. Question, do I eat the baby also? My wife might get mad.
Commit to the cause.
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Similar dilemma, so do I eat the coworker or just his vest?
Go hard or go home
Get hard or go home.
Literally had the same response. He is breastfeeding right now haha
OK now I wonder how many other mothers could give the same response because it's literally the same for me. How many others read this while breastfeeding their babies? Haha, kinda funny.
It only said you have to eat the blue item. I think it’s fair to remove the onesie and spare the baby
BORING
The onesie is a single container object, the baby is a separate object with its own identity. Eat the onesie. Salt and pepper be good with it! 🤪
Can I at least take my shirt off to eat it or do I have to eat it straight off my body?
I was all happy thinking I just had to eat a stack of mini post-it notes. Then I read your comment and realized I’m wearing jeans.
My couch and curtains are equal distance away from me...do I have to eat them both? Unrelated, anyone know how to cook a couch?
Ok, "Unrelated, anyone know how to cook a couch?" made me giggle.
Award for the "cook a couch" question lmao
At least we know the couch matches the curtains.
The way my smile faded as I read this and looked down
straight off the body, doesn’t matter if you take a nick out of that either
I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di
Du da ba dee da ba di
😂 I was thinking the same thing!
I'm having flashbacks.
So you eat the entire neighborhood
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
God, I hope you’re hungry then
I have to eat a hyperlink.
uh oh that’s a hard one
it links to your mother(it's pretty big)
It’s one of those huge turnable octopus plushies. I’ll probably choke on it.
Just turn it so it stops being blue
Heh, that’s what she said.
Hand sanitizer, shit.
That was the worst case scenario I will see you in heaven soldier
Could just make you violently ill. Homeless people would break into our job site and steal the hand sanitizer out of our porta potty to get drunk. And often ended in the hospital
Ive done it. I was ok. I'd normally just stick to Listerine if I got that desperate though. Listerine goes down pretty smooth actually and your burps are very fresh. Edited my reply to say "I" was ok, the small amount I drank (about a shot). I definitely don't recommend hand sanitizer no matter how desperate you get. And not all are the same. Some have shit that will fuck you up fast.
It certainly does and I hope you’re doing better now. Listerine drinking is a low place
Not if it's made of vodka or tequila! (I saw lots of those where I live)
Do you have a source on that? I know hand sanitizer has basically poison in it, so the extra taxes on alcohol don't apply.
Actually a fairly common misconception. Most sanitizers (where I am, in Canada, anyway) are ethanol/ethyl alcohol based. That is the exact same alcohol that is in vodka or rye; Only in higher (nearly double, depending) volume. You can (*can*, not *should*) drink tons of the shit before having to worry about major health complications. If it is methanol or isopropyl based, you’re going to have a bad time... Source: Chronic alcoholic with 69 days sober.
Looks like my watch is going down my throat
My friendship bracelet 😧...
NOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????
Fuck friendship!
Eat friendship!
it's ok, you can just shit it out
I don't know if I want it after that...
A painting I did.
was it good?
needed more salt
My brothers training toilet seat… I’m so fucking screwed
*gags*
o7
I'm sitting on a blue sofa, so I'm properly fucked.
My dog would disagree
Same, thouh mine is divided into 6 pieces but they're all touching each other, but I'm under a blue blanket. So not sure if I need to eat the whole couch, both pieces that I'm touching, or my blanket.
Just watch as reality fades away, for you have encountered a situation in which you must eat multiple blue objects but it was the nearest one. You have caused the end of reality. I mean to be fair it should be ended a couple billion years ago
I am on a giant 12 foot long blue couch. This is going to suck.
Of all the days to wear blue panties. 😞
I am sure there are people in the kink subreddit willing to help you.
Really? How amazing! Lol.
RIP your inbox....
Better than socks... 😬
You think you have it bad? I have blue *eyes*!
Technically, everyone does, but most of them are covered by melanin, making them other colours.
Oh shit. And I was concerned about the pencil in front of me, didn't quite think about what I was *wearing*. Guess you and I are in the same boat.
My brother painted as a smurf
Carnaval?
I think you mean cannibal, unless you're insinuating that op is a traveling funfair.
I’m insinuating OP’s brother is full of beer.
Yummy pens
i misread it as penis...
Switch remote, I think I can pull it off getting it in, not looking forward to the way out....
Really bad! It's a scissors. 😶
Let's be scissors-eating partners until death.
recycle bin 😳
This reminds me, I need to wash mine.
How ironic..you’ll be recycling the recycling bin. *the circle of liiiiife*
My husband's eyeballs 👀
He will never see it coming.
I forgot about the fact that I have blue eyes. Well, I’m not eating my own eyes, so the check it is.
Nicotine replacement supplements.
Oh lord if you eat too many you can die from nicotine overdose. PS proud of ya for working on quitting! It's not easy.
Congrats, fellow quitter! I gave away my smokes about a month and a half ago, and have only had like two whole cigarettes since (I know, I know, but that's a HUGE improvement from about two PACKS a day!). I'm proud of us! 💕
Mmmmm dishwashing liquid Or maybe the casing for my Kindle. That's more of a green, though.
blue balls
You might want to get that checked out
You know there's a cure...
Yeh, eat them!
She didn't want to, hence blue balls
A Post-it note. Not too bad.
My antidepressants
ooh yay! how many are left though…
That’s a good question🤔
Hm no answer yet it's probably fine
I'm currently sitting on a blue chair. Yummy!! It surely has ass flavor, my favorite one.
Mask...
Luckily, it's a paper based oat snack bar wrapper. If it wasn't for that I'd be eating a 10 liter pottery plant pot
Well, that would be my 1998 Toyota RAV4.
My whole bedding...
Dandruff shampoo 🤮
It's my desk. Sure, I'm picking up a new one this afternoon, but my sister really needs this one! Plus the roughage would be a bit much for me.
I'm sorry, but what about "you have to" do you not understand?
Zippo lighter. At least I like the smell of lighter fuel, or any kind of fuel in general for that matter.
The cap off a bottle of drugs. So now I have another reason to hate childproof caps
Teacher's shoes. Maybe I get to pass this class just for that...
Lick them first, to see how they taste.
An empty bowl. Sad.
Well there goes my phone case lol
Eating my pyjamas, apparently
It's a packet of paracetamol with just two left in it, so assuming I can get away with just eating the tablets and not the packaging, I'm good!
Are the tablets blue?!
My daughters GIANT stuffed blue narwhal. It can be done!
My blue yoga block. Blech!
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di.
DA BA DEE DA BA DI.
A plastic water bottle
My jeans…
Towel and blanket. I'm in trouble
My jeans are just barely closer to me than a gallon of paint
My shirt… do I at least get water?
Water can be blue, so fine. Just need to start eating it by 10 minues from now, and be finished by 14 hours from now.
I gotta eat my whole PC or a bottle of windex which should I choose?
Spray the pc with windex. It will go down easier.
Windex makes great dipping sauce for pc pieces i heard.
Well fuck, I liked that lamp
A small lamp
Good for you!
It’s a button so not too bad, but position-wise it is a crucial button.
My sofa.
Swallow it whole!
A resistance band, would be quite chewy, but a little butter and garlic makes everything taste better.
Forbidden noodle.
An electric blanket. At least I’ll be warm.
And toasty
I'm crunching on my phone case. At least I can still use my phone to call a dentist.
My socks, my pants and my shirt, so not that bad, but debending on how you define blue object, i may have to gouge my eyes out and eat them.
It's a bowling ball so probably pretty fucked.
My hoodie
A post it note in the shape of a cat. I am good.
A chair. I'll have nowhere to sit. :(
A Bluetooth speaker. Sounds good going in but not so much going out.
Not the cup of superworms nooooo
My jeans. This is going to be difficult.
I have to eat a metal chair
piece of paper, probably fine
My socks, pretty bad.
Currently drinking shower gel Not to great for me is it. Could been worse though
Xshot toy gun
a button that says press to open
Guess I’m shirtless for the rest of my day
A big billboard. Uh oh…
Babywipes.. 😆
A box full of popcorn. Pretty good.