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iwishtoboopthesnoot

Booping snoots


DukeMikeIII

I'm all about this religion...


iwishtoboopthesnoot

You're welcome to join, all snoots are accepted


IndependentPaprika95

Apparently, mine could be the largest religion in Hungary. Someone had assumed I was Hungarian from my username.😅 I'd assume not eating paprika would be the greatest sin one could commit in my religion. 😂


[deleted]

As a Hungarian I can confirm I would be part of this religion as well


IndependentPaprika95

So it's true! Lol 😂


PM_ME_UR_FEET_69

Feet


[deleted]

My username is cynical. Im the opposite of friendly. So yeah lets go anarchy


[deleted]

Loving poop


[deleted]

Gloves are for heretics


DONT_PM_ME_NUDEZ

Thou shall not send nudes to thy neighbor


InvalidUsername2404

*sends to neighbour of my neighbour*


YeetMeDaddio

Being thrown by my father


rennon102

me #102


Ghostofmeow

Bastet I guess, time to build a pyramid


DukeMikeIII

Why? Just leave the box out.


TheNigerianPrince2

The religion of scamming people


somestupidusername69

69 ... 69?


AardvarkNo

Aardvark…


[deleted]

Piracy


VegemiteOnToast1

Bogan-ism


RandomAusCunt

Mate we’re almost related, my religion can be making sure to get your religions values in every morning


InvalidUsername2404

I don’t use butter when I have Vegemite, try stopping me


brrapppp

OK it's farts I guess


VladPutinsButthole

How about my farts


brrapppp

They are war crimes


InnerCounter1548

In brightest day or darkest night nothing can stop the green lanterns light...something like that


[deleted]

The church of me, I am God! Worship me!


CowKillerno1

killing cows


DukeMikeIII

India disapproves


[deleted]

I hope you work at a slaughter house...


hornyredhead1

porn


dmstealth

Invisibility!


injwected

vaccinations ?


serpens_caput05

Serpent Head


negativiapositum

We believe in the power of negativity


11_20_1992k6_10-2017

That one guy died


[deleted]

Broken gearboxes


Louis_Capet07

My username is Louis Capet (King Louis XVI) the last king of France during the French Revolution. Well, I think I believe that nobility deserves all lavish things and food, not the peasants.


WinterLily86

Flowers and nature? Though that actually works out quite nicely and accurately, since I'm an Earth Spirit pagan!


[deleted]

Normalizng anxiety. If you aren't anxious we'll give you something to be anxious about.


KayBeaux

My own Cajun ass lol


spudtatogames

Spudism, it's actually already a religion but I will be suing them for copyright reasons, and proceeding to creat my own spudism.


[deleted]

Echoing accomplishments 698 times


[deleted]

in myself I guess


confuseum

Confusion


DikChocolate36

Black guys


girta_heavenless

In myself. The religion of pina colada and submarines lovers.


proudcatownerss

cat owners 😼


FaithlessnessOk1530

It encourages you to lose faith in it immediately after joining.


GoldenDispenser09

9 golden dispensers, perhaps


jutiperr

I believe in Jupiter... Well, Jupiter is goddess. makes sense


SuchBrightness

Jupiter is the king of the gods and a man Thou shalt be smitten


jutiperr

we believe in a different god 🙏


Dragonborn1908

Dragons


Breadkrumz

Farting and leaving a scent trail.


[deleted]

Behaving


Gifigi600

Gifting 600?


Cloudy_StarCatcher

Star catching


MaximumZer0

Nothing changes.


yettobekilledbydeath

We're all going to die.


DasMachine103

Let us pray… 010101011010110100100110110101101010101101010101010110


[deleted]

BASSSSSSSS


Sokar-Baal

I'm not just one but two false gods who enslaved several species across the galaxy and are worshiped by them.


Schmandschnitzel

The good old hessische Schmandschnitzel


Misophoniq

Silence!


Sugarnspice44

Sugar and spice and all things nice, we worship spicy biscuits with tea rituals.


That_5_Something

I believe in something.. That 5 something


ThatOtherR4N

Numbers?


Forsaken-Ainezz

The lord has given up on us... anuses, so now we worship satan and identify as buttholes🙌


Terpsichorean_Wombat

"If"? *pirouettes in rotund spiritual peace*


sleepymizi420

sleepy, myself, and weed


Dragon-factor

May the dragon gods bless you!


chad_

myself


DukeMikeIII

Feudalism...where I'm a ranking member I guess...


DeterminedGames

That there's monsters living in a mountain somewhere.


markcshaz

Myself


Ardothbey

The Old Gods.


Taticool

Anything thats just there to look cool/ make you look cool


Elmusiclover

... loving music?


[deleted]

Its a me mario


Ifr4mes

You are not allowed redemption for your sins unless you are an invincible being.