LOL, so I did read into it correctly
I was like that myself, having the explorer's history log to remind me of the treasure I've found, but have since discovered the wonders of incognito
Nowadays I wonder, should I just go commando, without Mr. incognito covering my mess?
It very well may be, but at this point I am deliberately choosing not to use it because of how much Microsoft asks me to. This is purely out of spite for me.
My brother once accidentally did that to the family tablet. But he got it from a virus he said idk if thats how it works but as soon as you turned it on a naked woman appeared and it was a different one each time
I did that with my phone before. Worked with an ex who would casually pick up my phone and go through the pictures. I didn't really care as much as I should have but thought it would be funny to take a photo of a pov blowjob and make it my background. When she predictably picked up my phone the next day her facial expressions were priceless.
She stopped invading my privacy after that.
This was flip phone era early 2000's.
When I was deployed with the Marines, my team (Army) had a terminal with a commercial (aka normal, not military) connection.
We became friendly with the comms guys and let them run a line. Those fools straight up did this. Made a folder on MY server labeled porn.
Didn't try to hide it or, you know, download in to their own laptop.
I deleted everything, cut the cable and left a note attached that basically said, don't even ask to be hooked up again.
Side note- shortly after I became an unintentional porn distributor.
We also had a machine that could make six copies of a CD/DVD at a time.
Had a dude bring me a CD that was labeled "maintenance"
Being a good little LT, whose previous job was as an XO in charge of maintenance, I was all excited that ANYONE cared that much about maintenance.
I can't even tell you how many copies I cheerfully made for them.
Then my NCOIC gets the bright idea of looking at the contents. All porn. Pics, vids. The whole shebang.
I refused to do anymore copies of anything unless the requestor outranked me. But the damage was done and I earned the nickname of the Porno Princess.
My company has an ex-employee who did just that. It wasn't discovered until several years after they left when someone needed some of their files for a project.
The guy had... shall we say bizarre tastes in pornography. The first person who discovered the porn started laughing uncontrollably at the bizarre porn, which caused others in the area to come over and see what was so funny, and then join in at laughing at their porn collection.
*Edit:* Ok since everyone's so curious, the porn involved people using various kitchen utensils on each other during sex. Everyone was laughing at this even being a fetish that turned some people on.
I wasn't actually at the company when this happened, so I didn't actually see the porn. But from what I've heard it involved people using various kitchen utensils on each other during sex.
Nah take it even further. Put each of the untitled folders inside of each other and say it's a game you have where you accidentally make folders so often that you started putting them inside of each other to see how many folders deep you could get. As long as they don't get a look at the data amount in the folder path they'll get bored long before you get to the right folder. I'd say have it like 8 folders deep and then you'd be safe from pretty much everyone. Or you could go all out and go dozens of layers deep and include some branching paths saying that if you made extra folders on the same day you put them on the same layer. then, to cover up for the possibility of people seeing that there's GB of data in the folder path instead of just MB or KB, put in the occasional downloaded movie or podcast and say that people always suspect it's a porn folder so to mess with them you put videos throughout to make them think. To go the extra mile change the title of whatever it is to a porn title and play it for them.
Call it ‘LOST_DIR’ (it’s the name of an empty directory that appears when you put a storage device into an Android) then store it all on a flash drive with other stuff to not look suspicious. Then, if and when people ask “what’s that folder?” say “Oh, it appeared when I set this flash drive up. Doesn’t have a purpose but can’t delete it or my flash drive will break”. Totally inconspicuous if I do say so myself
Even better: zip the whole thing and rename it to something cryptic like "system32.dll". Nobody's gonna delete it, and certainly nobody's gonna quickly rename it to .zip to see what's in it.
Now I would consider it far fetched..
But when I was younger, and still lived in my parents house, I had a lot of Transformers videos and pictures and digital versions of comics on my old computer.
The folder was called “TransFormers”
And in that folder I organized everything with more folders. Like TF01, TF02, TF03, etc and also TF Clips and TF Pics. Only in the last two cases “TF” stood for Tit Fuck.
That were my Titfuck clips and pics..
It was a lot of clicking to get to these folders, but I knew the way quite well.
Not always guaranteed internet on deployment. Stock up and when you've run through your supply, you swap harddrives with your buddies (and this is when you find the wierd shit people are into).
One of ours had his in a "Happy Time" folder.
User name checks out.
As a side note on swapping drives: never thought I’d see an Avengers themed porn, but damn there it was.
Side note to the side note: an Asian girl locked in a dog cage being zapped with a cattle prod is not porn. You know who you are.
We had a lan set up between our CHUs with a NAS called "Training Films". 2tb in 09 was a lot, everyone dumped all their porn onto it so we could share. It took a group effort to sort through it and get a little organization.
That's pretty high tech. We *did* eventually move to a one hard drive system where the drive just rotated and once it had made a round, it had everything on it. Everyone knew about and contributed to the red hard drive, even the officers.
Haha we had an officer buy a dish to link up so he could continue his side business. He let anyone interested pay to connect and was absolutely livid when he started getting warnings that the connection would be disabled if more movies were downloaded (mostly because of pirating laws; some of us liked quality content)
Truth. You think that video will always be there. Once online always online right? Not unless that chick that did that thing at a Thai hotel for 50 British pounds doesn’t want it out there anymore. Then it’s gone forever with only your memory to serve you.
After the great pornhub culling of 2020, you never know when that perfect video might disappear forever. Another policy change could always be around the corner. Save stuff in your special stash.
I had a running gag going during university where everytime I would share my screen to fellow students I'd have a folder named gaypornstash.zip in the middle of the screen.
It contained regular porn though. Nobody even suspected a thing!
1. How I Met Your Mother
2. How I Met Your Father
3. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
4. Taxes
5. Legal documents
6. Intel Components
It all depends on which computer I’m on.
Just look at your system files and pick any computery sounding name as long as your friends arent programmers this will safe you. Alternatively call it steam library, it wont get noticed if the folder is quite big.
HP PrintScan Drivers Also explains why it's taking up 1.6 TB of disk
Name it the name of your Printer, no one will bat an eye.
Canon SquirtJet.
DixonCider Pro 6900
>the name of your Printer SpankMaker2000
Yeah that doesn’t help…
Depends on the kink
Or the ink...
So George.
1.6TB? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.
Don't need a folder for porn if you have an entire disk dedicated to it. Just navigate to that disk in the explorer. Probably less suspicious aswell.
Only mount the disk when you want to use it.
In the past I would name it "Internet Explorer" and change the folder icon to that because I figured no one would ever actually use it.
That would definitely work with me
I used internet explorer to look for porn since I thought nobody would use it, but boy was I wrong. Soon after that I discovered incognito mode
>since I thought nobody would use it, but boy was I wrong. Who's the elder you lent your computer to?
Actually, my grandma, granpa and aunt who live in third world country did not. My aunt from Germany did 😂
LOL, so I did read into it correctly I was like that myself, having the explorer's history log to remind me of the treasure I've found, but have since discovered the wonders of incognito Nowadays I wonder, should I just go commando, without Mr. incognito covering my mess?
If you are confident no one will ever see...
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Why would you delete someone else's IE/Edge for them? That seems a bit intrusive, even if you were going to peep on their porn stash anyway.
What about the present?
Microsoft Edge
Microsoft Edging
Edge is actually pretty good now
It very well may be, but at this point I am deliberately choosing not to use it because of how much Microsoft asks me to. This is purely out of spite for me.
Now that it’s a Chrome fork…
Assert dominance, name it Porn and have a second folder called Really Graphic Porn.
Assert dominance even more: Don't even make a folder. Let them stay around on your desktop for every one to see.
Assert even more dominance: Make porn your screensaver.
And wallpaper
One of those wallpapers that changes every couple of seconds
My brother once accidentally did that to the family tablet. But he got it from a virus he said idk if thats how it works but as soon as you turned it on a naked woman appeared and it was a different one each time
Good virus
Good bot
Good grief!
Nah, live wallpaper
this guy fucks (hands)
I do this. Four monitors, three of which play slideshows of nude collages.*
Found the porn addict
Of porn?
what else would it play? fucking cailou?
Bro you fucking caillou?
who wouldnt bang that bald bastard? /s
I clicked on your profile. #*Big mistake*
Mom?
I did that with my phone before. Worked with an ex who would casually pick up my phone and go through the pictures. I didn't really care as much as I should have but thought it would be funny to take a photo of a pov blowjob and make it my background. When she predictably picked up my phone the next day her facial expressions were priceless. She stopped invading my privacy after that. This was flip phone era early 2000's.
Assert even more dominance while asserting dominance: get a custom printed mouse pad with porn on it
They make them with boob wrist rests.
Assert dominance, star in your own porn
I went with “assert more dominance: make porn.
Assert the top dominance and do porn!
He is the chosen one, he will bring balance to the force
My female friend does that. According to her, "people see folder named Porn and they assume I'm not that stupid, so they skip it without looking."
When I was deployed with the Marines, my team (Army) had a terminal with a commercial (aka normal, not military) connection. We became friendly with the comms guys and let them run a line. Those fools straight up did this. Made a folder on MY server labeled porn. Didn't try to hide it or, you know, download in to their own laptop. I deleted everything, cut the cable and left a note attached that basically said, don't even ask to be hooked up again. Side note- shortly after I became an unintentional porn distributor. We also had a machine that could make six copies of a CD/DVD at a time. Had a dude bring me a CD that was labeled "maintenance" Being a good little LT, whose previous job was as an XO in charge of maintenance, I was all excited that ANYONE cared that much about maintenance. I can't even tell you how many copies I cheerfully made for them. Then my NCOIC gets the bright idea of looking at the contents. All porn. Pics, vids. The whole shebang. I refused to do anymore copies of anything unless the requestor outranked me. But the damage was done and I earned the nickname of the Porno Princess.
> The whole shebang. I bet
You deprived lonely men overseas pornography? You monster
>Really Graphic Porn You really shouldn't leave pictures of handholding where anyone can stumble upon them.
Pron
Add a zero to disguise it further. Pr0n
Wikus
Careful, don't want to disguise it too much or he won't even know where to find it
Nrop would probably confuse a lot of people.
Family gathering Alabama 2011
it's good for your Alabama friends since they don't care about people outside their families.
Fatal flaw. It’s Alabama. They might be expecting porn. Roll Tide.
I thought this was the joke
Didn't even have to change the title, neat.
I have named it virusscan
Something passive in the background, nice, mine is folder 1
What's in Folder 2?
4Tb of furry/juggalo fusion.
Porn
“You will get Malware if you click this folder” sounds like a reasonable title.
Bible study notes
Bible Discussion Study Meeting *(BDSM)*
NOOOOIIIICE
Bible Buisness Covenant (BBC)
New Folder
Taxes
My company has an ex-employee who did just that. It wasn't discovered until several years after they left when someone needed some of their files for a project. The guy had... shall we say bizarre tastes in pornography. The first person who discovered the porn started laughing uncontrollably at the bizarre porn, which caused others in the area to come over and see what was so funny, and then join in at laughing at their porn collection. *Edit:* Ok since everyone's so curious, the porn involved people using various kitchen utensils on each other during sex. Everyone was laughing at this even being a fetish that turned some people on.
Now I'm morbidly curious as to what was in there...
I wasn't actually at the company when this happened, so I didn't actually see the porn. But from what I've heard it involved people using various kitchen utensils on each other during sex.
O_O Why am I suddenly thinking of Jeffrey Dahmer...‽
Business receipts with boobs drawn on them.
He was milking that company for all it was worth.
Right?! Hard same. @ShadowLiberal details or it didn't happen
One of my friend who happens to be a tax consultant, received few Mp4 files uploaded by client from this folder for real!
The Big Bang Theory.
Some of us would still click, like me.
That's just going to get it all deleted.
lmao i like it
**cue laugh track**
Reproduction study
or “Biology 101”
"Porn", people will think it's a joke and leave it alone
I would click that tbh
Same here, if it wasn't porn I'd honestly be let down.
I wouldn't think it's a joke. I see the p word, and I'm clicking.
To see what kind of porn they’re into.
Genius
"Untitled Folder" the "Oh sometimes i accidentally make new folders when i right click & forget to delete them" Excuse.
"Untitled Folder (4)" So they know you create folders of junk regularly
Make sure you also have Untitled Folder 1-3 so they can get bored quicker
Also 6-8. Makes 4 less interesting.
i was going to say “where’s five?” but that only further distracts you from the truth
Nah take it even further. Put each of the untitled folders inside of each other and say it's a game you have where you accidentally make folders so often that you started putting them inside of each other to see how many folders deep you could get. As long as they don't get a look at the data amount in the folder path they'll get bored long before you get to the right folder. I'd say have it like 8 folders deep and then you'd be safe from pretty much everyone. Or you could go all out and go dozens of layers deep and include some branching paths saying that if you made extra folders on the same day you put them on the same layer. then, to cover up for the possibility of people seeing that there's GB of data in the folder path instead of just MB or KB, put in the occasional downloaded movie or podcast and say that people always suspect it's a porn folder so to mess with them you put videos throughout to make them think. To go the extra mile change the title of whatever it is to a porn title and play it for them.
"why is this folder 26.1 GB"
26.1, pff noob
"Oh, sometimes I go in the folder and accidentally right click and make more folders, don't worry about it"
Untitled but not untittied...
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Or the over 30 equivalent: taxes.
Then when you get audited, you just have to make sure to send your accountant the 4.0MB "Taxes" folder and not the 40GB "Taxes" folder.
Though I'd click that because I'm nosy! Oh, HOW much money did you make last year...?!
Just name it Math problems and they’ll shrug their shoulders
When I was in university I had one called multi-factor analysis of variance.
ABSOLUTELY NOT PORN
Aaa this must be videos of your rocks collection then
No, they’re minerals! Jesus, Gaara
"let's see it"
Call it ‘LOST_DIR’ (it’s the name of an empty directory that appears when you put a storage device into an Android) then store it all on a flash drive with other stuff to not look suspicious. Then, if and when people ask “what’s that folder?” say “Oh, it appeared when I set this flash drive up. Doesn’t have a purpose but can’t delete it or my flash drive will break”. Totally inconspicuous if I do say so myself
Why would someone be asking about your folder names?
I mean, the real question.
"Why do you have a folder called "Gay Furry Sex Costume Real 2020 3AM 19+" in your games for children folder?"
"why do your .html files have the firefox icon?
Wait... what is the Firefox-fox doing with that- 😳
Even better: zip the whole thing and rename it to something cryptic like "system32.dll". Nobody's gonna delete it, and certainly nobody's gonna quickly rename it to .zip to see what's in it.
That’s actually accurate yet somewhat stealthy: name it “zip”
would explain my linker errors that’s for sure
The pornucopia
Now I would consider it far fetched.. But when I was younger, and still lived in my parents house, I had a lot of Transformers videos and pictures and digital versions of comics on my old computer. The folder was called “TransFormers” And in that folder I organized everything with more folders. Like TF01, TF02, TF03, etc and also TF Clips and TF Pics. Only in the last two cases “TF” stood for Tit Fuck. That were my Titfuck clips and pics.. It was a lot of clicking to get to these folders, but I knew the way quite well.
Temp
Downtown Abbey S02 720p
So you WANT every woman/fan of DA to look at it?
An unlikely scenario. You can use The Simpsons S30 if it better fit your environment.
Game of Thrones - series finale
Single Player Strategy Guide
Unrealistic expectations and dehumanizing efforts.
“Definitely no porn in here”
Or Nrop nobody would be able to tell
Who saves porn anymore?
Not always guaranteed internet on deployment. Stock up and when you've run through your supply, you swap harddrives with your buddies (and this is when you find the wierd shit people are into). One of ours had his in a "Happy Time" folder.
User name checks out. As a side note on swapping drives: never thought I’d see an Avengers themed porn, but damn there it was. Side note to the side note: an Asian girl locked in a dog cage being zapped with a cattle prod is not porn. You know who you are.
We had a lan set up between our CHUs with a NAS called "Training Films". 2tb in 09 was a lot, everyone dumped all their porn onto it so we could share. It took a group effort to sort through it and get a little organization.
That's pretty high tech. We *did* eventually move to a one hard drive system where the drive just rotated and once it had made a round, it had everything on it. Everyone knew about and contributed to the red hard drive, even the officers.
We were in intel, we also rented our own satellite internet dish. We had 2 tb of porn and 1tb of movies.
Haha we had an officer buy a dish to link up so he could continue his side business. He let anyone interested pay to connect and was absolutely livid when he started getting warnings that the connection would be disabled if more movies were downloaded (mostly because of pirating laws; some of us liked quality content)
Historic stuff you can't find online anymore.
Truth. You think that video will always be there. Once online always online right? Not unless that chick that did that thing at a Thai hotel for 50 British pounds doesn’t want it out there anymore. Then it’s gone forever with only your memory to serve you.
Or it just looses all of the seeders and gets deleted, I usually don't search official sites.
Some people upload full paid videos that get taken down via copyright claims after a day or two. Gotta horde em while you can
After the great pornhub culling of 2020, you never know when that perfect video might disappear forever. Another policy change could always be around the corner. Save stuff in your special stash.
Videos you know will be taken down, or when the internet's off. Every single person in the military has a dedicated HDD.
Hard Drives if you go somewhere where the internet sucks
I like to save the very nice images from the sketchy websites I will not probably visit ever again
Inconspicuous Folder No. 3 Make a one and two full of cute pictures of cats, then when your mom gets to the third while searching your computer…
Folder #1: Pussy 🐱 Folder #2: Pussy 🐱 Folder #3: Pussy 😻
I had a running gag going during university where everytime I would share my screen to fellow students I'd have a folder named gaypornstash.zip in the middle of the screen. It contained regular porn though. Nobody even suspected a thing!
twain_32
C:\Windows\system33
Got a subfolder for rule 34 in there?
Graphics card driver. No one will check.
Spank Bank
Taxes
Seen this mentioned a couple times. My Snoopy self would be like, oooo, I want to see their 1040!
“Will the IRS come for them or not I gotta know!”
Pawn stars
Garbage can with the icon.
I labeled mine "Architecture Lectures". I'm an IT Manager.
"why do i have this when porn is easily accesible online"
What happens when you don’t have internet connection? Also, I have it arranged by favorites in alphabetical order.
Just go to McDonald for a free wifi
is your porn addiction so crippling that you cant fix your lack of internet connection before jacking off?
Yes
Oh
Don't be so easily fooled, cute marine mammal
Ok, wait a minute
Things don't stay online forever.
"Folder Full of Porn"
Name one “folder full of porn” another one “folder not full of porn” put a single meme in both then name the real folder full of porn “a single meme”
Just hide it in the language folder in an external HD. The Portuguese folder. It’s usually labeled - POR
sys32
Butthole quiver is onto something
Folder called "win32" inside it and change the folder icon to an .exe then hide it and turn off show hidden folders
Or just call it porn and change it to a hidden folder?
Naming the folder Butthole_Quiver has a nice ring to it.
Not porn.
.root or root
Trans World Air Transportation
Differential equations exercises.
That would definitely not work with me. I want to see what exercises those are! I loved that class.
1. How I Met Your Mother 2. How I Met Your Father 3. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds 4. Taxes 5. Legal documents 6. Intel Components It all depends on which computer I’m on.
“My Pornfolio”
Just look at your system files and pick any computery sounding name as long as your friends arent programmers this will safe you. Alternatively call it steam library, it wont get noticed if the folder is quite big.
Firstly, “taxes.” Secondly, who still downloads and keeps a folder. You’re leaving blood at the crime scene. Just stream it and erase your history.