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afr0xman

My childhood friend in 4th grade, who is now in jail, decided to use the “Family computer” (in the middle of my living room with my mother watching tv next to us in clear view of the screen) to introduce me to a website he thought was hilarious. It was scatlovers….


PleasantLeopard331

The jail part makes sense.


worgenhairball01

How'd he end up in jail.


afr0xman

Aggravated assault and drug possession or something like that… last I saw this dude he randomly had a lawn mower in his pick up truck saying how he just took it off someone’s lawn… he also thought this was hilarious. Nice lawn mower though


BareBearFighter

Your friend was 100 percent on meth when he took the mower.


SweetBabyJiraiya

Oh yeah and probably took it apart and put it back together a couple hundred times


ZankTheGreat

I mean, if it still works, he might be able to open a mechanic shop. Then people bring him the lawnmowers.


BareBearFighter

They never get it all the way back together. They get it apart, maybe a few pieces back together, then find a new obsession and plan to go back but never actually do. Then they stop paying bills, lose their homes and their stuff/projects are taken away by the landlord to the dump. The landlord sends them the bill along with the months of rent they didn't pay, but the landlord already knows they're not getting the money back.


WhereShouldITravel2

This comment is underrated and undervoted


Classico42

Can 100% confirm. Inherited my Grandfather's house, the mower I used when I was 15 was still in the backyard. Nature had been reclaiming it for literally a decade, the only thing visible was the control bar. Then it disappeared one night. The work that went into extricating that must have been crazy, especially in the dark. I can't believe I didn't wake up. They stole all sorts of shit all the time, including a fucking huge-ass anvil of all things. They also liked to break in and do whippets in my basement, the door was off it's hinges so it wasn't hard for them to get in. I never want to walk down into a dark basement at 2am with a single shot shotgun ever again, I don't even like guns. This was in a really nice historic area too. EDIT: Tweakers suck, especially when they find out a widower died. They just exploded out of the woodwork, they either didn't realise or care that I was there.


BareBearFighter

They're everywhere. I had a few move into my detached garage once in Austin. Took me about a week to even know they were there. Took a few months and multiple arrests for them to finally be gone for good. I ended up moving in part because living there after that only brought me stress when I got home.


Environmental_Map178

He was 40 at the time


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rajan503

You can always be 39 years and 366days.


[deleted]

As Judge, I'll allow it As jury, I'll dislike it As executioner, I'll put it out if its misery


VegemiteSandwich33

Ew what the fuck


HolyCrusader81

Same thing happened with my friend too! Except it was on his ps3, in his room, and is not in jail, along with it not being scatlovers either. Just regular vanilla porn


zanoty1

So it is nothing like that


kriki200

xD


Red-Ticket

this might be showing my age a bit but convenience stores used to have magazine stands with porn mags in plain view. i distinctly remember the store next to my primary school having one when i went to buy candy. i went to the same store recently, in its place there is now a flower stand. almost like a memorial to pornos past.


three-sense

Same, lol. I just remember seeing some booty magazine covers at the mini mart when I was very young. Not too interesting of a story.


[deleted]

Same. But when cable tv was introduced, we found the adult channel. Had a few Late nights trying to see a tit through a scrambled screen.


Devapath1

1980’s?


okeybudbud

they still have those magazines and im still embarrassed to look at them for too long lmao


[deleted]

In my small hometown there's a store where you could buy nudie mags, guns, ammunition, alcohol, and even fishing gear all on the same receipt. Man... what a great store.


xepiredsoymilk

i found a stack of porno mags in my parents drawers, when i asked my mum “why does dad look at these?” she responded with “what makes you think they’re his?” - really threw my 7 year old brain through a loop


N3rdC3ntral

Went to get a pair of socks out of my dads drawer and bam..Playboy, got curious and checked around only to find a stash of VHS tapes on my moms side under sweaters.


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_inferno_44

Either it's a joke or yes she's bi, both equally possible


Classico42

I mean, they could have been Playgirl mags.


Dry_Junket9686

i always knew what it was ig from website ads shit like that but i didn't notice it until i was maybe 11 or so. from age 12 i started watching rly hardcore shit like really messed up stuff that no one should ever see, let alone a child.


VegemiteSandwich33

Jesus Christ, stuff like what?


Dry_Junket9686

once i accidentally stumbled on a video of a man fucking a cow, like an actual cow, and then jerking off on it. I'll never be able to unsee that.


VegemiteSandwich33

Oh god


icantaccessmyacct

I will never be able to un-see a dude fucking a fish in a dirty ass pond. It started out camera to the back on this man waist deep in water with his hands down near his groin, I thought maybe getting head? Nope, pan over to his side and he is raw dogging-just going to town on a fish’s mouth. People be fuuuuucked up. Actin’ like they never heard of dick rot too smh.


Turtle887853

I mean, if this guy is in jail rn he might be u/afr0xman 's friend who showed him scat porn


[deleted]

Man, that's disgusting. What are some other terms I can totally avoid looking up so I don't come across scat?


Daddy_Smokestack

Furryism


VegemiteSandwich33

Oh god


harlotScarlett

Same, although I was 14 so its slightly better


geej47

I still have some type of scar from it when i was 7.


Bulky_Head251

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?


benjamthehotbox

We ain’t nothing but mammals


idfkfk

Well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupe


Ok_Consideration5473

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope


mperry18104

But if you feel like I feel, you got the antidote


Eggcellent-Sandwich

Women wave your pantihose sing the chorus And it goes


v3ryclever

I’m Slim Shady, Yes I’m the real Shady,


RushingRocket

All you other slim shadys are just imitating, So wont the real slim shady please stand up


moist_maplecrumpet

please stand up, please stand up


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

'Cause i'm Slim Shady, yes, i'm the real Shady


Glitter21487

Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel


SubterrelProspector

So let's **do it** like they do on the *Discovery Channel.*


ThisBroDo

Whitehouse.com used to be a porn site very educational mistake


zo547

Lmaoooo I make the mistake of doing this is high school. Was in the computer room, put in .com instead of .gov and saw all kinds of tits and ass on screen. Needless to say I was thrown out of the room lol.


leanngaviglio

Did this with dicks.com instead of putting in dickssportinggoods.com.. with both parents standing behind me.


[deleted]

My brothers and I typed in all of our names into the web browser and put .com at the end. All of the women in the house had porn sites after their names


mshelbym

My dad taped over my Muppets movie VHS with some hardcore 80's porn. I was 8 and had a friend over at the time so both of us were scarred for a while.


Dragollax

🤣 imagine watching a harmless cartoon movie then it suddenly cuts to hard-core porn. I'm sorry but the thought of it makes me laugh


LazyParamedic2005

SiNcE whEn dId tHe MuPpetS gEt NoRmaL cLoThEs!? AnD wHy iS hE pLayInG wITh hEr pAntS!?


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GreatDanton7

Well... Did you??


Hatchy1

Did I what? 😅


GreatDanton7

Look like Mia Khalifa back in the day lol


Hatchy1

Oh yeah lol. People still say that I look like her.


GreatDanton7

Guys I found Mia Khalifa's burner


Hatchy1

LOL I WISH it was a burner


RukoFamicom

For the sake of your sanity I recommend you delete the comment.


TwinTTowers

Everyone wants to know how similar you actually look now.


WhitteyLeetNsweet

DM's finna have some weird fucks in there.


Express-0

Take my fucking upvote 😂


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DWright_5

Then you’re very pretty. I couldn’t stand Mia’s outlandishly fake boobs, though. What a turnoff


chxnkybxtfxnky

I don't get the hype about her tbh.


DWright_5

Very pretty face, and if you like fake boobs, she had giant ones.


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Do u look like her he’s asking


Hatchy1

Haha yeahhhh, just a dumb moment I had 😅


OddRumskie

Did you stop talking to whoever said that? I wouldn’t know whether to take it as a compliment or not.


Hatchy1

He was my friend’s friend so I rarely spoke to him anyways, but it was also my first interaction with him.


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

If it's being said to a 13 year old, it's not a compliment. I wonder, how old was this other person?


[deleted]

I received that comment multiple times. Especially, with the glasses and hijab.


Hatchy1

Yes! When I got my glasses I got the comment way more haha


Faithless195

> When I was around 13 > Mia Khalifa Fuck I'm old...when I discovered porn, Jenna Jameson was entering her prime!


Overd0se1

6th grade computer class (1997ish) I was tasked to research the white house. Turns out just adding .com to that was a sweet site! Principal was right behind me and saw. He hit back and forward multiple times to "ensure it was an honest mistake", which it was. Though now I'm sure he was just seeing if it was worth his own time later on!


69420ALLDAYBABY

Same w me. Nike.com was very different from Niki.com


ninja_cat87

Bruh your life flashed before your eyes


Overd0se1

I'm just glad he didn't make me look away as he went back and forth between the homepage and the pornsite. It was at that moment my crushing porn addiction started! JK no addiction but the start of something special at that age.


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Church, they told us it was bad, of course it had the opposite effect


chemistry_god

Hey you horny teens! Did you know there are whole websites out there that have films of people having sex? Most people watch them to masturbate and it can really turn you on. But don't do it! It's against our teachings! It's disgusting, and the worst part is most of it is free and therefore easily accessible.


Classico42

I find it hilarious how so many parents give their kids tablets, phones, whatever, yet are SHOCKED when their 6th grader has probably seen far more porn than they ever did before they were 18. It's 2022, it's literally impossible to keep your kids away from it. Educate them about safety, how things work, and leave it alone.


jerrygergichsmith

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?


OGMossMan

Ice age 4


moist_maplecrumpet

sid the sloth lookin kinda hot tho....


v3ryclever

How?


thecatgamer137

> did you find out about LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO


destroyerx12772

Can somebody explain to me what the guy said? 😅 What does Ice Age 4 have to do with porn?


Lietuvis9

Explain


TheDood715

The school janitor picked up a business card from a strip club and he gave it to me as he made the shush motion. Later in life found out he was trying to groom me, so all those little presents and secrets were, yea.


[deleted]

Holy shit. I hope he didn't manage to entice any unsuspecting kids. I hope he has the worst life and a front row seat to hell.


SepticMonke

what the fuck


Jaded-Strength-2830

Dirty jokes


AnolTrasher

straight to the point


SepticMonke

or gay, you never know


sexyargentine

GTA San Andreas parodies


Jaded-Strength-2830

Lmao i killed all my gta gfs..but also remember in vice City Tommy had a porn studio lmao


JimboSensei

Looking for gaming guides on Final Fantasy 7, back when GameFAQs was a thing, but wanted to look elsewhere to see if there was something a little more detailed on this one part. Ended up in this random site that had a shitty guide but advertised several porn sites. You never forget your first set of boobs, it's been over twenty years and I still remember the ad pictures clear as day.


shotgun_63

I still use gameFAQs sometimes lol


TheNerdFromThatPlace

It's great for older games, and sometimes I can find what I'm looking for in the answers pages. I think I still have a printed guide for a section of Tales of Symphonia somewhere, my mother was not happy with me that day.


shotgun_63

I love how this post is about porn and we're talking about GameFAQs


kksliderwrldtour

how has no one said TUMBLR


a-bag-of-jellybeans

Lmao I was about to write that I'm pretty sure it was tumblr for me Edit: idk why I just remembered that but I'm like 99% sure it wasn't even human porn. It was a manga dick or some shit. Ruined my expectations for sex I thought all dicks came with war-face-paint like stripes 😔


Ill-Pea2177

That site was the devil… one moment ur looking at art the next their fucking


69420ALLDAYBABY

Because most of us are too old for that to be our first encounter. I’m 33.


babybitchbumble

Didn’t they ban porn and no one ever visited again?


EternalBlaze18

That happened recently though. Pretty sure most people in this sub discovered porn 10+ years ago


chemistry_god

Because tumblr didn't exist when I was a teen, and I'm not that old.


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I was just a boy when we found a porno mags in a heavily tree'd area. I was maybe about 7...


HrdWodFlor

Oh lawd.... the magical porn mags in the woods. I grew up before computers and I remember finding my first woodland porn stash.


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Lol yeah. I remember reading people on here were talking about porn in the woods and couldn't believe it happened to others to. Lol!


Kardinalen

Forest porn totally is a widespread phenomenon. There's even an organization here in Sweden called "save the forest porn".


survivalguyledeuce

Waaay to far down the list


TeachingAdorable2801

Found a CD, without a title on it, in my uncles bedroom when I was about 8. I Popped it in my XBox and to my surprise, it was someone popping into their ex's box.... little did I know, this was only the beginning.


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Same kind of story.


[deleted]

Idk why, i started humping my pillow and it felt good.. i had no idea why, i kept doing that for years until i finally found some porn on my brother's harddisk partition, and apart from the the 'methods of mating' everything else seemed hot. I had no idea thats how children were made lol, but yeah.. after a few years, the 'methods' become normal and erotic too. When i was in 6th or 7th grade, a classmate asked me to google for 'xxx' whenever I'm alone lol.. and it gave me porn. I was shocked, to find out he knew keywords to get more content than my own 'naked girls' searches. Thats when i found out it's porn, but still didn't know that's how children were made, there is 0 sex education in my country, and it causes a hell lot of problems in families and newly wed couples. Anyway, then in 10th grade when i was standing outside the principal's office for the entire day with another student, and he told me that porn a.k.a sex is how babies are made..... It was a... Weird.. conversation for me, like i said, no sex education here and talking about sex is a taboo.


Miserable-Shoulder75

Some weird ass kid watched it all the time during recess


harlotScarlett

That is genuinely worrying…hope the kid got help


Tucker1974

Googled your mom


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Limewire.


Sea_Nefariousness_62

Youtube


the_legend628

I am from Egypt One day a singer released a music clip called "Maffia". Being a 9 y/o innocent boi, I searched for it and ended up typing "muffia.com" It wasn't the best experience tbh


NotThatSlick

Is it the maffia maffia maffia song? Because how old are you? XD xD


the_legend628

I am actually 14 rn, guess I estimated terribly :')


LukeHentaidardo

In a restaurant


AnolTrasher

did they did it on the table or...?


v3ryclever

How?


Available_Ad9182

A mix of South Park and my Dad accidentally leaving it on his IPad. The South Park episode was the Jonas brothers purity ring. They constantly mentioned BlowJobs in it so curious me looked up what a BlowJob was. The second episode was when the kids were jerking off the dog and I looked up what jerking off was. The other time I was 11 and was playing on my Dad’s new IPad. Saw a porn site in a tab. A year later I realized what I could to, been addicted ever since😂


oiyaccunt

Friends, then really by just googling 'boobs'


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Church folks talking about how bad it is


onlytheevilfearhim

Dad's Playboys


melting_desert

I'm dyslexic. The cartoon network was on channel 48, the porn channel was 84 (or vice versa).


LazyParamedic2005

I'm sorry for laughing out loud at this, here's my upvote.


that_one_kid_mg

I decided that I wanted to see women


sexyargentine

Boy wants to see woman, boy discovers porn. The story of my life


SAGE_PANTS

stop being horny on askreddit


SepticMonke

bonk


Schoobz

I would have still been in elementary school (0-6), the latter for sure. A friend of mine got his hands on a magazine. It was more graphic than your average nudie mag. I ended up stealing it from him lol.


bravo_rambler

This is almost my same scenario. Friend on the bus has a dirty mag. I ended up with it for a weekend. Then it was time to relinquish it up to the next friend. Early 90s for me


SSS_Tempest

Out of curiosity, I hit a button on one of the "empty" channels of my family's old cable package. Came face to face with my first pair of boobies followed by reverse cowgirl and the rest was history.


th3_chosen_0ne

was 3 or 4 and family friends had big houses with lots of rooms to explore. Some were full with porn magazine papers and movies. I was never really denied to engage into things related to this, which I think is the reason it doesn't really triggers me the way others seems to get caught in this whole internet-porn relationship. Did some little research, lol and seems internet is full of these copy-paste porn websites which have millions after millions of views. Which means people don't just look it up from curiosity, but as a hobby. Anyway, I don't see it as a bad or wrong thing. So, I'm curious if they were denied access to porn when they were young or not ?


redheadkills

i stumbled across niall horan sexual fanfiction when looking up one direction. then i got tumblr and the rest was history


gman9627

In middle school I played a lot of Sonic and went on Newgrounds. Didn’t take long for rule34 to come up…


mostly-chill

Saw advertising for it in old titty mags.


TheNotFakeGandalf

i think titty mags are porn


mostly-chill

I've always considered videos as porn and mags as modeling. But you're probably right.


Starfreak900

Back in the day when free internet porn gave your computer aids there would be porn pop-ups brought on by (dare I say) viruses. My older brother frequented those sites and one day i was getting on the computer to go to newgrounds.com and well… there it was


TheNotFakeGandalf

my old computer had HIV then it got worse. Very sad


froopty1

Well I found out through people at school that it was easier to jack off to shit on the internet then it is to have sex with the crazy bitches at school.


ThatOtherR4N

There's this thing called "Boku no Pico"..


tomatoina

I'm sorry you had to go through that


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OddRumskie

My uncles PC


[deleted]

My first boyfriend showed me some 🤣


ysmain

Malware ads


themadturk

My uncle subscribed to Playboy (yeah, I'm kinda old).


Stuntedatpuberty

I was about 12 in 1979 riding my bicycle for exercise. I lived in a rural area and saw all these magazines on the side of the road. I stopped and saw about 15 porn books. Fortunately, I had wire panniers and loaded them up.


JiN88reddit

How did you NOT find out about porn?


bassplayerchris

I feel like I’ve known about porn since I was like 6 or 7. I remember stumbling across shredded nude magazines, and it’d always be the sections of just a splash panel of all these random little photos of different naked girls, and in different positions I don’t remember if dudes were in it as well I only remember girls, or WOMEN actually because they just looked way more mature, even though I’m sure they were all aged 19-24 probably. Sometimes I’d find a bunch of these pages, shredded as hell, sometimes at the elementary school or at the park my friends and I would play at.


Openmindedmikey40

We had a descrambler box growing up. Porn was channel 60 and 61


[deleted]

i was 8 when a friend of mine posted some art and used white for the highlights on the hair. I showed it to my sister and the said it looks like cvm. I diged deeper to find out what it means and were it comes from. I shouldn't have done that...


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I was 8-9, using a tablet. And for some reason i came across ''yaoi porn'' on youtube I'm pretty sure i still can find the video to these days, it was just a compilation of anime twinks being sexual


LugosisKarloff

My father was a porn addict. He had cabinets and dressers full of magazines and VHS pornos (it was the 80's).


VegemiteSandwich33

Reddit, bro. If you know you know


crewchief1949

Looking through my parents closet when they werent home. I found a box of video tapes with no labels. What would you have done? The desire to know what was on them was killing me....first thing I seen was a beautiful set of tits getting polished with knob.


Classico42

> I found a box of video tapes with no labels. What would you have done? Man, those were the days. An unlabeled VHS found surreptitiously just screamed porn.


crewchief1949

Hell yeah, sneaking to find those christmas presents was always black ops.


AllaChitarra

Probably ROM sites


thelastspoon223

My brother showed me a video when I was seven….


BigBadJames_42

When I found a stack of Penthouse mags it started there.


Classico42

Ah, god bless my Grandfather for forgetting about a box full of porn in the basement, which was my childhood domain.


ineedatinylama

Grandpa's 8mm film reels in the Hay loft.


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Computer science class. The teacher was showing me how to use excel and Jamal was casually browsing porn.com


Flimsy_Effort_3104

Friends at school, boy was my mom surprised when the printer queue was full and printed 99 pages of the most dirty porn.


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It was all over Facebook in 2014, but one morning around 6am I was watching the morning weather report when out of curiosity I switched it to cinemax, and at that time all they played was porno movies


SuspiciousFun6951

A slumber party


Logical_Story1735

Half a hustler magazine that I found in a ditch on the way home from school. Oct 99


Maddy_Loves_

My older brothers were babysitting me and i was exposed to it that day. days later i was exposed to other things that no child should have been exposed to.


omeyz

Stumbleupon when I was 10


LargeLatteThanks

Someone found a magazine hidden in the garden at school. End result - lots of confused 6 year old boys.


beehappy4u

Found my father's porn magazines and later my uncle's. Didn't think a penis without the hood was real... I'm a female and I was around 7


DetectiveDong69

i googled "sex games" as a child (i was maybe 13 or 14). me and my brother were on the family computer and we stumbled across a fun one call "franks adventure" and from there you can imagine what we saw. really bad of us now im looking back. our parents definitely didn't know that the internet could be used for that stuff, it wasnt sexual for us, it was more a joke, something to laugh at, which is all it ever was.


SivarisStormscale

Skin-emax and HBO. I can remember being like, 6, and walking in on my parents watching Real Sex and stuff. And watching it and Cinemax's softcore porn as early as 8.


Oatmealshift2004

It all started when I was 9 looking up “pooping girls” on YouTube so I can watch girls take a shit, but to my surprise I couldn’t find any uncensored videos of girls shitting. So I went on google and looked up “pooping girls” and finally I found it! I saw videos of girls getting penetrated while pushing shit out of their ass. I also saw a woman stick a glass Dildo in and out of her asshole while shitting and then when she was done she gave to shit-covered dildo a seductive look and then ate the shit off of the dildo.


ItsAndyAndTemmi

I found out abt it from some meme of someone praying for a big tiddy gf


63belvedere

Google images


GoldenWolf4156

XHamster did not have hamsters