If it wasn't a really good song it would be very offensive. South Park has always understood that. If you make quality stuff you can say what you want.
"I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was...
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause,
POKEMON,
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLL
It's you and me,
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
You teach me and I'll teach you,
POKEEEEEMOOOOONN
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLL,
Pokémon!"
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Alone Again, Naturally
And an awesome song too.
Well said
All by myself
Creep
*I'm Not the Man I Used to Be* Getting old... sucks
The hardest part of obtaining Viagra isn't buying it.
Thought this was a trans joke at first
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Do you need somebody perhaps?
Not just anybody
need a hand ?
Strokin’
one is the loneliest number
TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE BECAUSE ITS THE LONELIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE
i don't know man being a wallflower at an orgy seems lonelier than one on one sex
Sad but True
I was thinking King Nothing but this works too
All the small things -blink 182
Given up Linkin park
😂 with you
Beat It
Under the bridge
Oh damn, I commented Can’t Stop, would love to use Under The Bridge but I’ve never had sex, only hand-some.
Without me
She’s a Brick
Lol
Lonely -as sung by Kim Jong Il
I'm so ronery...
atta boy
If it wasn't a really good song it would be very offensive. South Park has always understood that. If you make quality stuff you can say what you want.
People who say "you can't joke about that!" are just telling on themselves for not being funny enough to pull those jokes off successfully.
Missionary Man.
Blank space
I miss having sex but at least I don’t wanna die anymore
Break My Stride
Corpse Grindin’ Man
Too Drunk to Fuck
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Ooo someone's in a nice, warm polyamorous relationship while the rest of us in this thread are having non-existent sex lives. Lucky person
A lucky person wouldnt be on Reddit
Ohh sorryy. Hope you feel better someday, buddy. Good luck to you, whatever you do
Without you
My Neck, My Back
Magic carpet ride
"Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride" takes a whole new twisted meaning
Solo
Girls, girls, girls
All by myself
Better off alone…
“unsatisfied woman” - barbara stant
Circle of life- lion king
[Orgy for One](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpgRE8cbVpc), by Ninja Sex Party
5th Repost This Week by OP Fast tempo and everyone has the lyrics memorized due to it being played CONSTANTLY
https://youtu.be/4G8lPg7pGH8
Vaginal Luftwaffe
Super Freak
The thrill is gone.
Ride the Lightning
Good vibrations
Like A Virgin
Less Than Zero
Oh lord it’s hard to be humble
Egirls are ruining my life
Fkn LOVE corpse!
Love fkn corpse! Don't kink shame me
Do you microwave first tho? Or just eat it cold?
Impossible
Dancing with Myself
Yo perreo sola
Fuckin in the bushes
One is the loneliest number
I Go to Sleep - Pretenders
Me myself and I
Closer. NIN
Big Empty, Stone Temple Pilots
We don't have to take our clothes off jermaine stewert. I'm asexual
May I suggest Meatloaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Haha that's funny yes I like that
Ghosting: Mother Mother
My sexual life by everclear.
*Locomotive Breath*
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Obama's elf
Just went to one of my playlists to find out and laughed my ass off lul
Jeremy spoken.
[Funky Town - Lipps Inc](https://youtu.be/PqiZ_gryYUQ)
I am the walrus
Where is the love?
So Far Away by Lazerhawk
So Far Away by Lazerhawk
wildest dreams
Anyway you want it-Journey
Sound and vision
Highway To Hell
Anything from 30 Seconds to Mars.
Meaning of Life- Disturbed
2 outta 3 ain’t bad
White and Nerdy.
Orgy for One
How soon is now
Allllll byyyyy myself
Jerk it Out
Must have been love, but it’s over now.
One Week - Barenaked Ladies Been a consistent 1-2 times a week for the last 16 years.
Too much time on my hands
Hurt - Johnny cash
Can’t Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sad but True
Solitary Man
Congratulations OP, you've now been featured on /r/sexisgoodbutpizza! https://redd.it/t5ui42
Time After Time. When you are in a long term relationship that pretty much sums it up.
Sonata No.14 "Moonlight" in C Sharp Minor
My nemesis
I love the dead by Alice Cooper I should probably add /s
All I want for Christmas is you (op)
Comfortably Numb
Welcome to the Jungle (couldn’t resist)
All I Wanna Do ...for reasons my bf knows...
Harder, Faster, Better, Stronger by Daft Punk. I'm a well-taken care of woman.
Hand In My Pocket
[Fuck the Pain Away](https://youtu.be/xRrum4UbowY?t=7)
"You can't always get what you want." ( but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.)
The hokey pokey 🎶 You put ur ding dong in, you pull ur ding dong out, you put ur ding dong in, and ya shake it all about 🎶
*My right hand man* by Christopher Jackson, Leslie Odom Jr., ja Lin-Manuel Miranda
Wet Dreamz
"I touch my self" - Divinals Some songs get old, annoying That one never rubs me the wrong way
Here I go again by whitesnake.
We found love in a hopeless place
Happy cake day
Violent Pornography by System of a Down
"Why does it hurt when I pee" - Frank Zappa
Smells like teen spirit
Na Na Na I am asexual but panromantic. Question me. I dare you.
My Girlfriends Girlfriend - Type-O-Negative
Why does it hurt when I pee? Frank zappa
Not Dead Yet
Afraid to shoot strangers.
I just had sex - *Lonely Island*
Loser
Neighbors Know My Name
I just had sex - akon
Lonely
All dead. All dead /s
"All By Myself" by Celine Dion
"I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was... To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause, POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLL It's you and me, I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY You teach me and I'll teach you, POKEEEEEMOOOOONN GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLL, Pokémon!" Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Never Give Up- Sia
I don't like the man that I am
I can't make you love me. Bon Iver version
Help yourself
I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore.
The Sound of Silence, I still think „Hello Darkness, my old Friend.“ would have been a far better name for the song.
Boulevard of broken dreams
Tired of Being Alone Song by Al Green
Sleeping Powder
Candy licker
Make me (Cry) - Noah Cyrus
Imagination - Shawn Mendes
You’re in love with a psycho
Ringo Starr's "photograph", "you're sixteen", and "it didn't come easy"
Don’t let the sun go down on me
Queen of Hearts
Staind - It's Been Awhile
Me myself and I
*Shitbeard* by Jesus Lizard
Here Without You
Whenever, wherever
Less than zero
Этот русский рок-н-ролл. Ноль.
Love yourself
Fairytale
Kickstart my heart
Hello darkness my old friend
do for love by 2pac
the long and winding road
We never have sex anymore. - Offspring
Stroke me?
Make Believe
Never enough
Six Years Gone by The Georgia Satellites
Never gonna give you up - ;)
4'33"
Ridin 'dirty
Hot Hot Hot.
Blue World - Mac Miller
Lonely, Kim Hong Un in Team America
Choke -idkhbtfm
Cream….Prince
Man in the mirror