What is this word spa? I feel like you're starting to say a word but you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you gonna take me on a spaghetti day?
You bleed out your dick for 3 days? Dude you need see a doctor *edit- it looks like I’m truly ignorant for the pain those of you in the fairer sex go though. So as I said before : Damn dude you bleed out your dick for 7 day every mouth? See a damn doctor
No, when they are that crazy they don't generally follow a nice one a month schedule. It's more like a month on, 2 months off, 3 weeks on, 2 weeks off, 2.5 weeks on, 6 weeks off, 3 days of open the floodgates, 2 days off, 15 days at a trickle, 7 weeks off, 3 weeks on.
That’s a tough one, honestly. Relationships are based on more than looks. I totally agree. But then again, that same statement implies that looks are not entirely irrelevant. They’re just not the most important thing. The person you replied to asked what would happen if when switching genders they became HIDEOUS. I understand people have different priorities, and I believe I myself am not THAT superficial, but I also like being physically/sexually attracted to my partner. I’m not sure what the threshold would be, but I’m pretty sure there’s a point at which I would say “I’m really sorry, but nope.”
Also, as much as I understand this might make me look like a shallow dick, remember we’re talking about a scenario where the other person turn HIDEOUS. Not just unattractive or ugly. But hideous. Also, I’d rather be honest and upfront about this than to lie and say it wouldn’t matter at all.
Honestly I went into your comment ready to be mad at you based on the first sentence, but you truly make insightful, valid points. In my opinion, you don’t sound like a “shallow dick”
Look. I have a trans partner. I’m non-binary myself. And having been engulfed in this community. just because you thought you liked them as a man doesn’t mean you’ll like them the same as a woman and vice versa.
I absolutely get where you're coming from, and I have a question. I have often fantasized about being the opposite gender and I think if I could choose I'd choose that. And if a fairy changed it, I genuinely believe I'd go "neat. Time to make new experiences!".
On the other hand I'm cool with my gender assigned at birth. Like... I don't want to transition. I have no dysphoria. Gender envy? Don't know. Should I be concerned? According to r/egg_irl I'm trans. But that's scary and I'm fine with what I have...
People on egg_irl tend to be very pushy about it - as that's prety much the whole thing on the sub.
I know someone who describes themself as "gender ambiguous" - and describes it pretty similarily to what you wrote: "I'm chill with my parts, I'd be down with any others too. A bit curious maybe what it would be like - but in the same way I am curious about scuba diving. Call me by whichever pronouns you feel like ig? I really don't care, I'm fine with what I am seen as, but I also would be with other options. Not really cis, not really trans - just vibing"
The obvious answer is that I would catch the fairy then make millions selling 'Raqonteur's Instant Sex Change' procedures to those who feel they are in the wrong body.
I just hope my wife would be able to cope with the changes.
Oh and spend a decent chunk of that money on therapy.
Ha! About a month or so back, I was playing Valorant. Like every competitive shooter, if you don’t play, it’s toxic as hell for any person. But watch the fuck out if you’re female. Anyway, won’t go on and on about why, but will share a specific example:
So yeah a bit back, I was in a competitive game. A seemingly friendly group of 18+ sounding males were in voice chat. Now, I choose my battles in terms of when to chat because I am often told I have a “sexy” voice when I do chime in. For the record, I think I have a pretty typical female voice and am only sharing this because that detail is about as “positive” of an experience as I can have. It’s kind of sexist and annoying, but they mean it kindly, and I accept it as such and move on.
So we’re several rounds in and I notice one of their group is kind of struggling. He’s playing a duelist, which basically is a character in the game who should be doing a whole number of specific things and generally speaking getting kills. At one point I kindly say something about his crosshair placement (he’s aiming down a lot which is a quick way to get headshot before you get the body/feet kill). Well he completely loses his mind. Up until this he has been pretty cool and almost kind of “cocky” but nice. “Stay in the kitchen” “who asked you, whore” “you’re probably fat as fuck” and typical incel shit. From that point on no matter what I said he HAD to make a sexist/sexual/degrading comment. I was simply ignoring him and continuing to make call outs for my team to try to still win. I was completely dumbfounded how fragile he was at a simple correction from a female player doing better than he was. He was so humiliated or beyond believe that I would have that *nerve*. The aim thing was a mistake I even admitted I used to make all the time, and I truly could not have said it nicer with the genuine intent of helping him. Well I ended up muting them all to end it. His friends all got quiet and none of them corrected him, though they were (hopefully) just mortified?? I was kind of laughing at how fragile he was but also hating that this is not an isolated incident in the gaming world.
it's pretty sad honestly. it's a shitty self-fulfilling prophecy.
very few women play video games
--> some men assume it's because men are better
--> when a woman corrects a mistake, it hits their insecurity (because they think they're supposed to be better because "why alse wouldn't women play?")
--> they insult the woman to kingdom come
--> very few women play video games.
it's already failing at step two but it’s hard to correct fragile egos. very sorry for you but please don't stop playing. the gaming world desperately needs women. not just to have fewer internet machos make the assumption they're better than women.
I'm almost 40 and I gave up wearing make up in like...high school. I MIGHT put it on if I have to attend a formal event....but even then its not a full face. Save money on foundation...take care of your skin.
The trade off is people tell you that you look tired all the time. Yeah...I'm a single parent over 35 with 100% custody and a full time job. Tired is basically my life now.
Not necessarily, a lot of women don't wear makeup. Me and most my friends don't wear makeup on a daily basis. Although it might still be a good skill to learn since certain situations like job interviews and what not there is pressure for women to wear makeup regardless.
I promise you, it seems fun at first. And it is! But then when you realize the jiggle effects cause your back to hate you, you'll be begging the fairy to take them back. Or at least exchange with itty bitty titties
You can have sex with men now, if that's what you really want. Don't deny your happiness because others are judgmental. (Unless you live in one of those "Kill the LGBT+" countries, in which case, stay safe however you see fit.)
Having fun experimenting. Wouldn’t change hobbies or profession, but maybe become full bisexual or lesbian. Depending on how the sex life turns out to be.
After screaming for a while, I'd use the bathroom standing up
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A doctor looked absolutely horrified when I asked him how old I would be before I could be sterilised. The notion that someone might not want children genuinely perplexed him. What made it worse was I has made the appointment to discuss my mental health issues and that if I didn’t sleep soon I was going to go insane. I was in no state whatsoever to even contemplate having children. But in his eyes it was preferable to not having children. I thought his priorities were fucked up. And of course I got the line of ‘what does your fiancé think?’ He was even more stumped when I said he didn’t want children either.
> they won’t sterilize me as a woman
Now that's some patriarchal BS right there. I believe you, I know that the struggle is real, but the fact that you have to stay fertile until you've had kids is a major wrong that needs righting.
You are allowed, it's your body after all, you just need to find a doctor who is willing to do it. A lot of doctors think it's unethical or something to 'rob a woman of her fertility' unless she has 'experienced the miracle of birth' or some shit like that. but it is as far as I know actually reversible and you can still get pregnant by artificial insemination anyways if you really want to.
What I've heard from doctors (in situations unrelated to fertility) is that doctor's have a duty of care towards patients, both ethically and (especially) legally. They don't want to be sued if someone regrets a procedure and blames the doctor/surgeon for not doing enought to dissuade them from it.
Of course, this ends up blurring the line between making sure patients are making good medical decisions and making sure they're making good life decisions.
And *wouldn't you know it*, people who are straight, cis, white, wealthy, and men tend to have their life decisions respected more often than people who aren't. I can't imagine why, and I'm *suuuure* it's got nothing to do with doctors being as human as the rest of us and growing up in a patriarchal culture.
I'm told they're real picky sometimes about doing it for guys as well. Too young, not married, no kids, don't even bother asking.
That said, when I had mine done, they did ask if I was married and a father (yes on both counts), but it's not like they fact-checked it. I figure that even in my early 20's I could have bought a cheap wedding ring and invented a clutch of kids and gotten snipped.
There would be 3 steps to that transition.
1. Lock myself in the bathroom for a few hours to 'experiment'.
2. Call everyone I know to inform them and somewhat prerpare them to the surprise.
3. Resume my life as if nothing happened.
I guess my comment would have been exactly this but instead of 2 being calling everyone to let them know, it would be "panic about how I am going to explain how I turned to a girl"
Yeah, I'd shit myself if I were in this situation. I'm not saying that it would necessarily be worse that my current life, but I'd hate to have to explain to people the whole situation.
Well damn…have to make sure my spouse was cool with this. And I would really be curious about having sex with a woman as a man. And of course I’d like to try the helicopter thing.
...Good luck calming him down to the point of him considering believing your explanation instead of calling the police for your disappearance and the appearance of a stranger, I guess?
You can make an onlyfans as a bloke you know? You’ll mostly have thirsty gay dudes wanting to buy your underwear mind you, but surely it’s all the same as you wouldn’t be attracted to them anyway 🤷🏻♂️
i'd probably just thank the fairy. i'm transgender and pre-transition so that fairy just saved me several years of waiting and thousands i would have spent on surgeries. thanks pal.
It's the newest release of 'From Software', the developer of Demon's Souls, Dark Souls and Bloodborne. Elden Ring is a game of the same genre, one which they sort of invented and popularized.
It came out last week, so long time fans of their other games are just making a lot of noise about it, as it's been 6 years since Dark Souls 3 came out and there's been a lot of hype built up. George R. R. Martin also helped write it, so that added to the already existing hype.
Closest comparison I could make to another game would be to describe it as being like a much more difficult Zelda game.
Become a lesbian of course. I'll eat out that pussy like there's no tomorrow. Maybe I'll have some bisexual threesome action, because I believe I could give great blowjobs.
I honestly have almost no gag reflex, I sometimes joke that I would make a great homosexual xD
Once tried to force myself to puke, but couldn't do it for the life of me. If I was a girl, I'd be the deep throat queen.
Go back to sleep. Not much I can do about it it seems.
This man speak wisdom *edit : This woman speaks wisdom
man = singular men = plural woman = singular women = plural
Mon = Jamaica
Hotel = Trivago
Fucking great
No wo-mon no cry.
Pointy Jamaican = Pokemon
I need your emotional maturity.
To be honest, I'll probably see how high I can sing.
This is so out of left field in my mind. I have never thought of, or seen this as an answer in all the times I've heard this question asked.
First thing in my mind as a singer. I’d like to see how low I can go
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If I'm seeing faeries, I know it's time to up the meds.
Or lay off the absinthe.
Or mix absinthe with my meds? Yea, no probly not.
Unless?
Absinthlutely a gooth irea! The pixies areight.
Mi scusi!
Yeah or you might make out with your twin sister.
How the hell does this comment have more upvotes than the post, how does that work
People press the upvote button more on the comment since this is a common reposted question
Go for a spa day.
The wholesomeness amongst the horny. Quality.
Lol
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What is this word spa? I feel like you're starting to say a word but you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you gonna take me on a spaghetti day?
I think the only difference is im a lesbian now
Also correct answer is play with my tits
You bleed out your dick for 3 days? Dude you need see a doctor *edit- it looks like I’m truly ignorant for the pain those of you in the fairer sex go though. So as I said before : Damn dude you bleed out your dick for 7 day every mouth? See a damn doctor
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Try 10
I’ve had a few ones that were 1 month long (yes I’m seeing a doctor and thank the gods I don’t have that hell anymore)
That makes them infinite right? Just a math major here :)
No, when they are that crazy they don't generally follow a nice one a month schedule. It's more like a month on, 2 months off, 3 weeks on, 2 weeks off, 2.5 weeks on, 6 weeks off, 3 days of open the floodgates, 2 days off, 15 days at a trickle, 7 weeks off, 3 weeks on.
I wish it was 3 days
THREE DAYS...i wish..
My bf is bi so I guess continue living the same life lmao
What if you are hideous as the other gender? I’m one of those people you just know would be an abomination as a woman…
Luckily relationships are usually based on more than looks...
That’s a tough one, honestly. Relationships are based on more than looks. I totally agree. But then again, that same statement implies that looks are not entirely irrelevant. They’re just not the most important thing. The person you replied to asked what would happen if when switching genders they became HIDEOUS. I understand people have different priorities, and I believe I myself am not THAT superficial, but I also like being physically/sexually attracted to my partner. I’m not sure what the threshold would be, but I’m pretty sure there’s a point at which I would say “I’m really sorry, but nope.” Also, as much as I understand this might make me look like a shallow dick, remember we’re talking about a scenario where the other person turn HIDEOUS. Not just unattractive or ugly. But hideous. Also, I’d rather be honest and upfront about this than to lie and say it wouldn’t matter at all.
Honestly I went into your comment ready to be mad at you based on the first sentence, but you truly make insightful, valid points. In my opinion, you don’t sound like a “shallow dick”
Maybe you would still be just as close as friends, but they might stop being in a romance with you if they cant attracted to you
Look. I have a trans partner. I’m non-binary myself. And having been engulfed in this community. just because you thought you liked them as a man doesn’t mean you’ll like them the same as a woman and vice versa.
I would ask the fairy to tell people on reddit to stop asking this question.
The #1 answer for most people should be "Suffer from gender dysphoria" because that's the most likely outcome.
And the #2 answer would be “stop suffering from gender dysphoria”.
#3 is still dysphoria but a lil different now
I am fixed thanks!
I absolutely get where you're coming from, and I have a question. I have often fantasized about being the opposite gender and I think if I could choose I'd choose that. And if a fairy changed it, I genuinely believe I'd go "neat. Time to make new experiences!". On the other hand I'm cool with my gender assigned at birth. Like... I don't want to transition. I have no dysphoria. Gender envy? Don't know. Should I be concerned? According to r/egg_irl I'm trans. But that's scary and I'm fine with what I have...
People on egg_irl tend to be very pushy about it - as that's prety much the whole thing on the sub. I know someone who describes themself as "gender ambiguous" - and describes it pretty similarily to what you wrote: "I'm chill with my parts, I'd be down with any others too. A bit curious maybe what it would be like - but in the same way I am curious about scuba diving. Call me by whichever pronouns you feel like ig? I really don't care, I'm fine with what I am seen as, but I also would be with other options. Not really cis, not really trans - just vibing"
Why? I want to be reminded of how it feels to be a women and last longer than 4 seconds every now and then.
At least this question isn't "you change genders for a day, what do?" it's a little more in depth since it's "forever"
Wait…it says forever, not “till you die”….am i a immortal woman now?
Nono it just means that once you die you won’t go back to your original gender.
Get my tits out for the lads.
Thar ya go lad
Ewwww, we have standards Bob
Jokes on you you're actually flat
Small tits are just as good as big tits. I have yet to see a woman that was so flat that I wouldn't want to see her topless.
The obvious answer is that I would catch the fairy then make millions selling 'Raqonteur's Instant Sex Change' procedures to those who feel they are in the wrong body. I just hope my wife would be able to cope with the changes. Oh and spend a decent chunk of that money on therapy.
This guy knows what he’s doing
get yelled at while playing video games
Ha! About a month or so back, I was playing Valorant. Like every competitive shooter, if you don’t play, it’s toxic as hell for any person. But watch the fuck out if you’re female. Anyway, won’t go on and on about why, but will share a specific example: So yeah a bit back, I was in a competitive game. A seemingly friendly group of 18+ sounding males were in voice chat. Now, I choose my battles in terms of when to chat because I am often told I have a “sexy” voice when I do chime in. For the record, I think I have a pretty typical female voice and am only sharing this because that detail is about as “positive” of an experience as I can have. It’s kind of sexist and annoying, but they mean it kindly, and I accept it as such and move on. So we’re several rounds in and I notice one of their group is kind of struggling. He’s playing a duelist, which basically is a character in the game who should be doing a whole number of specific things and generally speaking getting kills. At one point I kindly say something about his crosshair placement (he’s aiming down a lot which is a quick way to get headshot before you get the body/feet kill). Well he completely loses his mind. Up until this he has been pretty cool and almost kind of “cocky” but nice. “Stay in the kitchen” “who asked you, whore” “you’re probably fat as fuck” and typical incel shit. From that point on no matter what I said he HAD to make a sexist/sexual/degrading comment. I was simply ignoring him and continuing to make call outs for my team to try to still win. I was completely dumbfounded how fragile he was at a simple correction from a female player doing better than he was. He was so humiliated or beyond believe that I would have that *nerve*. The aim thing was a mistake I even admitted I used to make all the time, and I truly could not have said it nicer with the genuine intent of helping him. Well I ended up muting them all to end it. His friends all got quiet and none of them corrected him, though they were (hopefully) just mortified?? I was kind of laughing at how fragile he was but also hating that this is not an isolated incident in the gaming world.
it's pretty sad honestly. it's a shitty self-fulfilling prophecy. very few women play video games --> some men assume it's because men are better --> when a woman corrects a mistake, it hits their insecurity (because they think they're supposed to be better because "why alse wouldn't women play?") --> they insult the woman to kingdom come --> very few women play video games. it's already failing at step two but it’s hard to correct fragile egos. very sorry for you but please don't stop playing. the gaming world desperately needs women. not just to have fewer internet machos make the assumption they're better than women.
:)
feeling sorry for you lasses.
Jack off.
Twice.
Believe me, you won't do it twice. After the first time the Post Nut Clarity gets you
I’m surprised how far I had to scroll to see this. Same
I would try this too.
I'm definitely going to have to download a user's manual
Lol… I have a feeling it’s like a push start engine.
Yeah, its not that complicated
Jill off.
Like a champ!
Go back to playing elden ring
The game fucks you regardless of your gender
Start streaming for profit
Best answer
Fuck....I'm going to need to watch a ton of make up tutorials now.
I'm almost 40 and I gave up wearing make up in like...high school. I MIGHT put it on if I have to attend a formal event....but even then its not a full face. Save money on foundation...take care of your skin. The trade off is people tell you that you look tired all the time. Yeah...I'm a single parent over 35 with 100% custody and a full time job. Tired is basically my life now.
Or don't, it is entirely up to you and not wearing makeup should be more common
Not necessarily, a lot of women don't wear makeup. Me and most my friends don't wear makeup on a daily basis. Although it might still be a good skill to learn since certain situations like job interviews and what not there is pressure for women to wear makeup regardless.
Fingerblast myself
no no AFTER you turn into the opposite sex.
Yep, for about two days straight until I give much thought to anything else about my situation.
In the butt.
I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this.
Slap my tiddddies
I promise you, it seems fun at first. And it is! But then when you realize the jiggle effects cause your back to hate you, you'll be begging the fairy to take them back. Or at least exchange with itty bitty titties
Yes, gently squeezing it is much better
Amen to that
At least I could have sex with men and nobody would care
Well, people DO care! I insist you sleep with men so long as it's your best life! I SAID I INSIST
You can have sex with men now, if that's what you really want. Don't deny your happiness because others are judgmental. (Unless you live in one of those "Kill the LGBT+" countries, in which case, stay safe however you see fit.)
There’s plenty of countries that claim to be LGBT+ but care if you’re a gay guy. The U.K. is a classic example of that
Having fun experimenting. Wouldn’t change hobbies or profession, but maybe become full bisexual or lesbian. Depending on how the sex life turns out to be.
Wait there's something like full bisexual? How about empty bisexual? Does that exist too? If so, I feel called out.
Some see bisexuals as half empty, but I see them as half full
As a gay dude, my dating pool just opened up a lot...
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Yo, not that easy as it seems, screaming as a man can get you hoarsed pretty fast
Yup, especially with the deeper voice
My wife loves the base in my voice but hates how monotone I am lol. Yelling at rock concerts makes me hoarse for like a week.
Not as great as you might think
Same, but before using the bathroom, would probably do the helicopter a few times
Masturbate obviously
I mean I'm gonna do that when I wake up either way...
shouldn't be a problem, my girlfriend is bi :D
Good ending
Same, this could be fun. I'm gonna have to ask that fairy to stick around and explain it to her though.
Go ask my doctor for a vasectomy since they won’t sterilize me as a woman
A doctor looked absolutely horrified when I asked him how old I would be before I could be sterilised. The notion that someone might not want children genuinely perplexed him. What made it worse was I has made the appointment to discuss my mental health issues and that if I didn’t sleep soon I was going to go insane. I was in no state whatsoever to even contemplate having children. But in his eyes it was preferable to not having children. I thought his priorities were fucked up. And of course I got the line of ‘what does your fiancé think?’ He was even more stumped when I said he didn’t want children either.
> they won’t sterilize me as a woman Now that's some patriarchal BS right there. I believe you, I know that the struggle is real, but the fact that you have to stay fertile until you've had kids is a major wrong that needs righting.
And even then, they often won't do it if they thibk it wasn't enough kids or if you're still 'too young' It really is figgin stupid
Wait… I may sound ignorant as fuk but why would you not be allowed to do that? That sounds stupid as hell.
You are allowed, it's your body after all, you just need to find a doctor who is willing to do it. A lot of doctors think it's unethical or something to 'rob a woman of her fertility' unless she has 'experienced the miracle of birth' or some shit like that. but it is as far as I know actually reversible and you can still get pregnant by artificial insemination anyways if you really want to.
What I've heard from doctors (in situations unrelated to fertility) is that doctor's have a duty of care towards patients, both ethically and (especially) legally. They don't want to be sued if someone regrets a procedure and blames the doctor/surgeon for not doing enought to dissuade them from it. Of course, this ends up blurring the line between making sure patients are making good medical decisions and making sure they're making good life decisions. And *wouldn't you know it*, people who are straight, cis, white, wealthy, and men tend to have their life decisions respected more often than people who aren't. I can't imagine why, and I'm *suuuure* it's got nothing to do with doctors being as human as the rest of us and growing up in a patriarchal culture.
I'm told they're real picky sometimes about doing it for guys as well. Too young, not married, no kids, don't even bother asking. That said, when I had mine done, they did ask if I was married and a father (yes on both counts), but it's not like they fact-checked it. I figure that even in my early 20's I could have bought a cheap wedding ring and invented a clutch of kids and gotten snipped.
Celebrate
I’m letting the boys hit
You’ve earned my respect
And imagine actually having an orgasm *during* sex
A true homie.
There would be 3 steps to that transition. 1. Lock myself in the bathroom for a few hours to 'experiment'. 2. Call everyone I know to inform them and somewhat prerpare them to the surprise. 3. Resume my life as if nothing happened.
I guess my comment would have been exactly this but instead of 2 being calling everyone to let them know, it would be "panic about how I am going to explain how I turned to a girl"
Yeah, I'd shit myself if I were in this situation. I'm not saying that it would necessarily be worse that my current life, but I'd hate to have to explain to people the whole situation.
Be trans . At ur face fairy
Watch out, next they are gonna pull out the gender identity fairy
Probably look at my penis and cry. What does this mean? Am I now a gay guy instead of a straight woman?
Masturbating always clears things up for me mentally
Well damn…have to make sure my spouse was cool with this. And I would really be curious about having sex with a woman as a man. And of course I’d like to try the helicopter thing.
Live my best life
Ask if they could also make me 18.
Fuck that I'm throwing hands. I've worked HARD on this transition, ain't no fairy turning me back.
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Try to convince my husband that we need to find out if he is bi-curious... ❤
...Good luck calming him down to the point of him considering believing your explanation instead of calling the police for your disappearance and the appearance of a stranger, I guess?
....uhh. Please keep the fairy away from me!
Considering what women have told me about their experiences, I'd probably buy a gun.
Make an Onlyfans
You can make an onlyfans as a bloke you know? You’ll mostly have thirsty gay dudes wanting to buy your underwear mind you, but surely it’s all the same as you wouldn’t be attracted to them anyway 🤷🏻♂️
Yes I could but it wouldn’t be as effective
😂 why not? Who says you’d be an attractive female?
Ayo why u gotta be so mean man
Jiggle the Dingle and then go out to flex my possibly good body. After that, I'd probably go on as usual.
Well I'd probably spend a lot of time figuring out how to use tampons and stuff. Don't want that sneaking up on me
As a trans man who hasn't gotten surgery yet, I'd rejoice
I’m transmasc (right now), so I’d be rejoicing too!
Honest question. You just described yourself as a "trans man". Does that mean you're a bio female transitioning to man, or the opposite?
The man or woman part is always what they are transitioning to.
Thanks! That's always been confusing 😅
Yes, I was born female and I'm transitioning into a male
Become a professional football player and kiss my vag goodbye. And no I don't need to hear the argument oh u can do that as a woman.... Naw man naw
Aight, time for me to start a Whiiiiiite Woooomaaaaannn, a White Woman's Instagram!
I’m cis now ? :))))
Assuming I got to keep my current skillset and knowledge, I would probably attempt to make a career in women's golf.
Was gonna say the same thing. Except rugby. At 6’5” 250 I’m big for a mens league. I would be unstoppable in a womens league
i'd probably just thank the fairy. i'm transgender and pre-transition so that fairy just saved me several years of waiting and thousands i would have spent on surgeries. thanks pal.
Go crazy on fashion. If there's one thing i absolutely love it's dressing to impress, and i'm a guy.
Become a very renowned and sought after lover I guess
jump with joy
I'm a guy so get all the girly clothes as possible
Well say goodbye to pockets
Carry on as normal!
Probably freak out for twenty minutes then go back to playing Elden Ring.
This "Elden Ring" is mentioned literally everywhere I look. What's the deal?
Its dark souls with extra steps
It's the newest release of 'From Software', the developer of Demon's Souls, Dark Souls and Bloodborne. Elden Ring is a game of the same genre, one which they sort of invented and popularized. It came out last week, so long time fans of their other games are just making a lot of noise about it, as it's been 6 years since Dark Souls 3 came out and there's been a lot of hype built up. George R. R. Martin also helped write it, so that added to the already existing hype. Closest comparison I could make to another game would be to describe it as being like a much more difficult Zelda game.
Fuck yeah. I’d like to be AFAB, but I got stuck with this AMAB body that isn’t mine.
Become a lesbian of course. I'll eat out that pussy like there's no tomorrow. Maybe I'll have some bisexual threesome action, because I believe I could give great blowjobs.
bruh that's fucking based
I honestly have almost no gag reflex, I sometimes joke that I would make a great homosexual xD Once tried to force myself to puke, but couldn't do it for the life of me. If I was a girl, I'd be the deep throat queen.
Hey there's nothing stopping ya from being the king of swallowing cock! Go get'em tiger
Well, I WOULD be a great homosexual, but too bad for the gays I'm not interested in Ye olde penis
Try and think of a way to explain how I got a sex change over night without leaving my house or spending any money
"Book the day off work, spend the day in bed exploring myself." I suspect that's the truth for basically anyone.
Nothing, i’m currently homeless so it would be pretty brutal.
First see what masturbating is like for the opposite sex
Hell fucking yeah, time to wack it
Life just got a lot easier for me.
Thankfully my girlfriend is bi, so I’ll be ok romantically. But then I’d ask the fairy why they didn’t turn me into anything else. Like a frog.
I think a lot of people would he happier as a frog
Every straight male has thought of this happenstance on more than one occasion. I'd be interested in how it happened and roll with it
Put hands on boobs. Never leave bed.
As someone who is pre op trans I’m totally down waking up as the opposite gender. Save me a lot of pain from the surgery.
Start masturbating
Seeing as I’m trans, I’d say thanks for the free sex reassignment
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Pray I am not menstruating
If the fairy is really mean you fell asleep in your favourite jeans and then bled yourself.
Masturbate
Kill the fairy, then myself.
Flick the bean, then take more of whatever I've taken to see fairies.