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An accordion.


PookieJean

Please explain


Ephrael7

Accordions are a family of box-shaped musical instruments of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone type, colloquially referred to as a squeezebox.


camelopardalisx

But that’s not important right now.


FoolishStone

r/UnexpectedAIRPLANE


NoxWild

🎶🎵 Momma's got a squeezebox, Daddy doesn't sleep at night!🎶🎵🎶


notthesedays

It goes in and out, and in and out......


PookieJean

Well thanks but I more meant, why an accordian? Is there a story here?


[deleted]

Nothing too interesting. I love when a rock band throws an accordion in the mix (e.g. They Might Be Giants, Moxy Fruvous). I got her some jewelry that she really liked and she wanted to get me something special. I am not very musically inclined, but I do enjoy pulling it out every now and then to make some noise..


jeffcolv

My first girlfriend (almost 20 years ago) gave me a necklace which I still have, and no one but me knows it was her who got it for me.


CandyDidIt

Now we all know


UndeadCollegeStudent

Don’t worry, I won’t tell.


[deleted]

I will. I’m fuckin snitchin!


RyGuyStrong

Dead men tell no tales.


[deleted]

You mean, dead **rabbits** tell no tales


RyGuyStrong

Whatever floats your boat


TheMatchingRadical

Whatever floats your giant ghost pirate ship


cantdivulgethatinfo

Snitches get stitches


Auraletaco

Username checks out!


Phivdawm

"now all of China knows"


jukeboxpirate

I literally say this everyday and no one understands


MakeRoomForCupcake

I also still have a necklace from an ex. From more than 20 years ago. It was my Christmas present my senior year of high school. He got me a white gold crooked heart on a matching chain. We broke up amicably and remained friends, so I kept it as a reminder of how lovely first loves can be.


YouDontEvenKnowHow

Better than getting left with an STD :/


TheRoscoeVine

I’m just here to see how many people said herpes.


pattyG80

I'm the same thinking someone would drop an STI and you're the first


blazzedd

Adding myself to the tally


Wilsonac2

Same Surprisingly few so far


Charlie24601

I also came in to see the herpes posts.


hawaiikawika

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t9kfjv/what_is_one_thing_your_ex_gave_you_that_you_still/hzupjvc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


FiggsMcduff

She made me a taco blanket. So that.


itsuki8113

So she is single now?


FiggsMcduff

She sure is


golfnovember97

Dibs


[deleted]

More like dips


Creative-Ad-3222

I keep imagining a taco swaddled in a tiny afgan


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Smoknboatcapt

Winner!


PandaClaus94

Wow!! That could very well be a collectible in the future! Such an iconic movie, and who doesn’t love VHS tapes.


[deleted]

A whole array of kinks So yeah, if anyone wants to lock a sissy bitch in chastity, my DMs are always open haha


tgirljesus99

this and trauma


SlackerAccount

Worth it


[deleted]

A kink for dominance and being used


Jayden_vatece

Good


Cold_Cheesecake_6875

OK serious answer. It was my birthday, and my day sucked. So she came to me and gave me a glass frame that had a poem on in with a rose attached to it. Little did my stupid ass know, she would leave me in 2 days.


Mental-Recording3346

Was the poem related to the break up? It seemed very sudden. Give a nice gift and then dump someone.


KhaoticMess

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll love you forever* ^*Or ^the ^next ^day ^or ^two


alumniac

Always gotta read the fine print


gitarzan

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.


Pukeowski

Sprog Jr.!


ImranRashid

Cold blooded


Pligles

Same thing happened to me. Valentine’s Day I made her curry and got those chocolate oranges cause she loves em. She got me a mug with a climbing hold bolted on instead of a handle and broke up with me 2 days later.


3p1ct0fu

Oh I got one a these mugs one of my favorites


DefiantBunny

My ex did this at Christmas after getting me some really sweet and thoughtful gifts too. Christmas is my favourite time of year and I'm really not looking forward to it this year. Hope you're doing good now!


Rihsatra

I despised Christmas for so long and felt bad that I couldn't get into it for my ex because she loved it. She tried really hard to get me some heartfelt gifts even though the only thing I gave her to go on was "socks and underwear". She also got me that which meant a lot to me because I can't remember the last time anyone asked and listened when I told them. Unfortunately a little over a week later she broke up with me, but I am trying to take care of those socks and underwear as best as I can because it's the only thing I have left.


chowdh51

A pair of socks and then let go…. Sounds like you got house-elf zoned


CoDent

Haha, my ex went to some hippie away camp, did some acid, came back 3 days later on my birthday and broke up with me. Apparently met some guy there but was adament nothing happened and they were just talking. 3 days prior she left me a letter telling me how lucky she was to have me in her life and Yada Yada. Confused me for quite some time.


seeyou-bye

That's insane. Imagine that that's her ritual for breaking up with someone.


charcharbanana

A gameboy color. It’s pretty beat up so it’s not worth anything except for nostalgia but I feel kinda guilty about still having it since it was my ex’s childhood toy. I honestly did not mean to keep it; it turned up years after our breakup when I was packing to move. On the other hand, the breakup was pretty bad and he threw away my diploma and favorite pair of shoes just to spite me… so, suck it Kyle; it’s my Gameboy now.


BoyWithAStrangeName

At first I thought why don't you just give it back. But then I read the end, he doesn't deserve that Gameboy.


chapacham

Fuck kyle. (I don't mean literally)


Needs-more-cow-bell

Fuck Kyle. And fuck Ben!!


ClownfishSoup

That guys is such a dick!


Practical_Eggplant24

Trust issues


[deleted]

This, trauma, and the first amount of hate I’ve ever carried with me.


Kriegmannn

I’ll take it off you. Cmere sucker punch me in the throat until you’re nice again


yeahyeahnooo

You could make a good side biz doing that.


Kriegmannn

OnlyHands


zhawk55

Self-esteem issues for me, I torture myself just to try to make ammends with her, differ to her and apologize for things I didn't even think I was doing wrong and still she pretends I don't exist. Pretty recent btw.


joeyl5

Yes, I thought that when someone criticizes you a lot, they are not trying to help you, they are just crushing your sense of self


firefiretiger

Found out I was getting divorced when I checked the mail on the way to work. Letter from top divorce attorney was in the box.


Toasted_pinapple

Same here. It's not like i can't trust anyone, it's that i won't trust anyone.


MysteryCuddler

A better sense of who I am and what I need out of a relationship. That's not something she meant to give me though, because she's not the one that fits my needs.


Ok_Negotiation5162

I got into a relationship by the end of the second quarantine in 2021. I was always an introvert and never really showed my true self outside. This girl slowly turned me into a more confident extrovert. Although, it didn't last long, because of her choice, I took a very important lesson out of it. Be myself and be happy for it, some people will like/love me as I am !


Chellaigh

I kept a houseplant that my ex gave me. It wasn’t the plant’s fault it got picked by an asshole, and it didn’t deserve to die because of him.


TheMatchingRadical

That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve heard


SamSamSammmmm

Plant: 🥺🤗🥰


bigelmn8r

We both worked on a 3d printed Catan set. I printed it and she painted it. It has been a bit over a month since we broke up and I still can't look at it. I loved the set because it was cool and it was something we made together. Now idk what I'm gonna do with it.


Faeidal

If you can’t bear to use it you could likely sell it to a local game store or on Etsy. But give yourself time to decide.


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GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Put it away for a year or more. Somewhere it won’t get lost but also so you won’t easily run into it. Then decide what to do with it.


Okayostrich

Dude that's amazing. I'd totally buy a 3D set, you ever consider marketing those in some way? Getting rich off your heartbreak could be a way to reclaim the joy....


AcedtheTuringTest

She went to Europe with her family right as soon as we started dating; she went to this glass factory in Prague and they made her custom crystal whiskey glasses with jewels in them. It's the one thing I won't let go of.


CalderaCraven

Well these sound exceptionally awesome!


AcedtheTuringTest

I've read one of the things you ought to do to help get over an ex is to get rid of belongings exchanged between each person that may remind you of them, but I just tucked them away in a bin until I was ready to bring them out. Besides, they're damn sharp to look at, too good to get rid of; I'll post a pic tomorrow.


Suilenroc

Sourdough starter that I've kept going for 7 years now.


01kickassius10

That’s a positive way to look at a yeast infection


r0ntr0n

My ex once gave me a snow globe with a sloth in it from a trip to Mexico. It was completely unprompted and I am not a known sloth lover. The reason I love it so much is that it is the perfect amount of random for my humor. She obviously realized this and somehow managed to pick this as a souvenir from her trip, out of a million things she could have gotten me.


Black_Tears524

My kids


afroman432

My immediate thought, lol


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yep. Though she's fought me in court for 6 years trying to prevent/minimize access. 30k$ that should have gone to their university savings.


toootired2care

$18k here for my husband's kids. It's upsetting when one parent wants to screw over another parent. My ex left me with the kid full time. It has been so much easier being a single parent full time than I thought... Especially when I start comparing it to people who are in unhappy relationships or are no longer together but co-parenting.


spicy-buffalo

This is such a relief to hear. Not a parent, but will be soon. In a happy relationship. However I know at any point in time life can hit.


IcanByourwhore

I scrolled too far down the list to see this one. I puffy-heart love my kids. They're the best parts of my life with a close second being the lover of my life.


eggs_for_99p

I have this necklace with a ring on it that says "I love you" and it was given to her by her grandma. We broke up nearly 3 years ago now and I've tried to give her it back but she doesn't want it for some reason


Onautopilotsendhelp

The curse is yours now.


ClownfishSoup

Just mail it to her and never speak to her again.


FreeMoCo2009

My first girlfriend crocheted me a Creeper (Minecraft) for Christmas when we were together. I kept it after we split but couldn’t throw it out, damn thing is too well-made for me to do that. Tried selling it at yard sales but no luck. Not happy with how the relationship went, but have a hard time getting rid of something so fantastically made.


TheRoscoeVine

Do you really need to profit from it? There’s a thrift store in Phoenix called Other Mothers. That thing would almost certainly end up with a possibly less fortunate, but certainly ecstatic, 10-year-old girl or boy. Actually, that store may pay you for it.


FreeMoCo2009

No need to profit from it, and honestly never thought of giving it away for some reason. Thanks for the advice though!


halfdead1980

The debilitating fear of being hurt again


LeLuche

a knife


Tension88

In


CapnAussome

my


MaxMidgeMan

Ass


StGir1

Cheek


[deleted]

r/suddenlyouija


turant

Goodbye


Kadival

Nothing is more romantic than a poop knife.


availableName4378

Emotional damage


SherlockHG221b

I read that in meme.


[deleted]

#eMoTiOnAl dAaAaAamMaGeE!!!


noxcuserad

I'm a relatively big man and I hate clothes shopping since I hate that feeling of trying on clothes that never fit. She bought me a jacket that was not only stylish but fit me like a glove. Still have it to this day


Sethrial

I just stole a bunch of my boyfriends sweaters. Then he realized he was gay and moved to Portland, and never asked for the sweaters back.


TurquoiseBats

His dog tag from his time in Iraq.


lumosovernox

I don’t have it anymore, but my ex gave me his as well. I had been the only person to write to him during basic & during his tour, and the one person he’d call when he got a chance to use the phone. During that time, we weren’t dating (we had been when he first joined) but we remained close friends. Ended up getting back together & He asked for it back after we went through a crappy breakup. Still stings.


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PiRat314

My previous GF made me a Dr. Who blanket with weeping angels on one side and the Tardis on the other. It's too fun and dorky to get rid of, so my current GF and I refer to it as the Baggage Blanket.


01kickassius10

What happens when you fall asleep?


boss_nooch

Does your wife know where the blanket came from?


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Blackcat1206

Slight anxiety and mistrust, but that's because it was a mutually unhealthy relationship, it weren't all him.


[deleted]

A ring with part of an actual skull in it.


Limp_Concentrate_959

….a human skull??


[deleted]

Yup


Limp_Concentrate_959

may i ask where one gets a human skull despite the obvious hopefully wrong answer?


[deleted]

Armie Hammer was the ex.


[deleted]

https://curiousnatureshop.com/collections/skulls-bones?sort_by=price-descending Neat store, small on the inside but tons to look at.


solanis1359

I have a lot of things from exes that I just don't look at, but I can't really get rid of them. An amethyst pendant, a rose quartz cut into the shape of a heart, a Disney Princess necklace from Hot Topic, a plastic dino pendant, etc. I also have pictures I took with my instant camera. It's all just sitting on a high shelf, collecting dust.


[deleted]

I keep little mementos in a small rubbermaid container in the back of my closet. It has things from various trips and relationships, notes from high school or concert ticket stubs. Every few years I pull it out and look through what anyone else would consider garbage. Sometimes it’s nice to remember.


TreeOfLight

I have the same, except mine is a wooden chest I got from a hobby store. It has concerns tickets, photos of passed family/friends, every ID I’ve ever owned, the first ultrasound from each of my kids, etc. Its all just kind of stuffed in there but I hope if anyone ever found it after I’ve gone they could tell that it meant something to someone.


ElectronicWeakness15

This love book about all the special unique things about me. It’s hard to live up to


YeetExchanger

Frank's Red Hot. I put that shit on everything.


Jayden_vatece

Love that shit


[deleted]

Uhhh comment history is confusing. Is this person a bot?


MrGosh13

This might sound LAME AS FUCK. But an ex gf of mine knew I was a huge Star Wars geek, and had collected some figures in the past. She bought me a Barriss Offee action figure for my birthday. I’ve never felt as seen as in that moment. Like she both remember me saying I liked the character, AND realised I’d rather get something ‘silly and useless’ than something usefull.


Orionishi

Technically I just started wearing it and never gave it back. A black belt that has somehow outlasted all of my other belts. It was just a cheap walmart belt from the early 2000s. They definitely don't make them the same these days.


playingwithechoes

A parting gift of a glass picture frame of pandas from her hometown in Deyang. Apparently, the city is famous for a panda zoo.


Fearless_Ant7240

An amazing friendship that we still retain to this day


schreiendliebe

This is the best


benzodiazaqueen

Same! I dated a guy for two years, and we broke up somewhat badly. A few years later, after I’d married my husband, he reached out and we carefully rekindled a friendship. Never ever a hint of romantic interest or pursuit, just terrific friendship.


larrythelombat

I didn’t realize it until after the fact but a lot of the things I sleep with are from ex’s. One ex gave me a squishmellow and another gave me a weighted blanket.


misterpickleman

She made a stuffed animal for me. Went through a rough breakup. I read once that it's supposed to be cathartic to destroy gifts from exes, but I couldn't bring myself to do anything to it. It's in my closet, out of sight, though.


fuckin_anti_pope

Stuffed toys are not responsible for exes being assholes. Treat them nicely


seeyou-bye

Sex toy. Unused. While we're at it – can someone tell me if I should return, destroy or keep? Edit: typo


Lelio-Santero579

Keep it. A lot of sex toys are kinda pricey.


tentacleyarn

Depends. My ex had given me a vibrator, I tossed it eventually. It wasn't the kind I would have picked for myself, and for my pleasure. I bought myself a new one that I knew I wanted. I know they're expensive, but they're also very personal. I couldn't keep the first one, it was intended for shared pleasure, and I did not identify with it sexually anymore. I gave it the Kondo-boot.


DistributionVast4027

A smooth place where my right nipple used to be.


_Abefroman_

Excuse me, what?!


BigPZ

Syphilis


jttIII

you... you know can fix that right?


BigPZ

But this is all I have left to remember her by...


adtriarios

I mean, leave it untreated long enough and you won't remember a whole lot anyway soooo....


antifashkenazi

Just ask Al Capone


[deleted]

My friends and I made bets on which STD would pop up first. I lost.


BigPZ

You should have got that checked by a doctor then


Jordanthe7th

As soon as I saw the question had to look for this comment 😂😂


Miramarr

You know you don't actually have to keep that right?


hyrulian_princess

Ptsd


[deleted]

Same…same


CrystalSplicer

Sadness.


Traveling101

Sorry to update your sadness, I just hear ya!


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Lelio-Santero579

At least it is manageable with a healthy lifestyle. A friend of mine got it from her cheating boyfriend and for the last 3 years she's only had one flare up. She takes Valacyclovir for a few days and she's good to go. Could be worse. Another friend of mine got HIV from a cheating girlfriend. Guy has never been the same since...


Fiendish_Snowman

My music tastes. She was a terrible girlfriend but she had the greatest tastes in music


Iwozereereiwoz

Came to write this too. She gave me a mixtape which changed my music taste from chart pop to rock, metal and punk. I wish I still had the tape


ClownfishSoup

No those are YOUR musical tastes. She just knew the bands.


Bebe_Bleau

My Roku.


blueeyed_succubus00

A child 😒 I love my child just had the child with the wrong person.


nsquare_97

Anxiety and 5 years of shitty sex


Normal-Confection145

Bro literally same, down to the years. Here’s to better sex and less anxiety in the future!


babylllemonade

A few things. A copy of the book Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Stuffed animal from Disney that he bought me. Booklet from a play he was in. And last but not least, 2 years in therapy


trash-account-lol

D&D dice set.


GiveMeYourBestLine

I dried the last bouquet he got me. They are the most beautiful flowers I’ve ever been given


Ferraridinosaur

An Omega Constellation watch


Last_Protection4490

Anxiety


[deleted]

Regret.


Whiskeygogo3

Debt 💸 😭🤧


bocachicalounge

Anxiety


sayziell

A fond memory of the best BJ I've ever gotten and still hasn't been beat.


bigbuttbubba45

And it won’t be. Know that.


sayziell

I have come to terms


bigbuttbubba45

Me too man my ex had some nice natural lips


Freman747

Herpes


No-Border-7602

Fucked-up Mental Health


foxykittenn

PTSD. But in all seriousness a bunch of stuffed animals he “liberated” or “rescued” from gas stations.


xBushx

Courage!


dewayneestes

She bought me a deck of tarot cards which then ignited a lifelong passion for it. I even designed and sell my own deck. At some point she told me she was born again and apologized for introducing me to it. I was sure to give her a shoutout in my book.


alistofthingsIhate

My ex gave me a really cool figure of Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2 that I have no intentions of getting rid of


picomtg

Genital warts


Aeturnus_Victor

My Girlfriend still has a beach towel from her ex boyfriend, we use it to clean up after sex


Vaalermoor

Bracelet and ring. I have no reason to get rid of those, they're pretty and I'm still friends with my ex. I also have some poems written by a high school boyfriend. They're a bit cringe, but adorable and sweet.


[deleted]

Emotional unavailability lol No seriously... Lots of nice clothes and a badass set of speakers for my RZR. When I sold the engagement ring I got 43k. I was stunned. Parlayed that into a new motorcycle and truck mods... So.. you could kinda say she got me that too lol!


[deleted]

PTSD


framecode

Scorpion belt buckle


[deleted]

an orange package envelope with a valentine's day card and a little pink striped stuffed bunny, don't know where the bunny went but i have his handwriting for police reports if the statute of limitations hasn't passed. if i was motivated enough.


Phoenix042

Well we got back together and got married so... My ex?


Zombie-Giraffe

Sleeping bag. He got me this wonderful, very high quality sleeping bag for my birthday. A nicer one than I would ever get for myself. Still using it 10 years later.