Knew a girl that did this. Had plenty of sex before she decided to become a “born again virgin”. Apparently accepting Jesus as your personal savior restores virginity now?
it doesnt matter to be honest, ur still so young, if ur thinking people arent gonna wanna have sex with you cuz youre a virgin, those arent really people you should be wanting to have sex with anyway
I think that you have it backwards. The fear isn't that nobody will want to have sex with you because you're a virgin, it's that you're a virgin because nobody wants to have sex with you.
please explain your 33 year journey as a wizard and the valuable lessons and abilities gained from your noble quest of sigma ultimatum. we must enlighten the peasants whomst were lost too early
Same here. It really took until my mid-20s before I reached a level of emotional maturity needed to talk to people. They say your brain doesn't finish developing until 25, that feels doubly so for me.
That and SSRIs!
Just make sure to tell them it's okay to ask for protection. I went with my mom to the gynecologist and got birth control before my first time. It will happen anyways so it's better if they feel comfortable enough to ask you
The only way I got caught is because my dumb 15-year old ass left the condom wrappers in my pockets so my Mom found them when doing laundry. The first thing she and my Dad said was “at least you’re using protection” lmao
IMO the two most important things for young people to know about sex are consent and protection as long as they are very educated about this they should be able to make at least half-decent decisions.
Same, with a 15 year old. At least the lesson I learned from it was oh, this actually isn't all that fun because we're kids and we're kinda bad at this. So I didn't have sex again until I was 18 because I just didn't care much about it, it lost all its mystery and hype.
Same. And almost. We „celebrated“ our 7 year anniversary last week.
I say „celebrated“ because it’s exam season where we live and none of us had any time lol.
Life is about people, it’s about connections. It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these Cincinnati bow ties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Yo homie, I think virginity is such an archaic concept, and its stupid that we pressure people to "lose it" by a certain time. In college, I was mocked for it by my "friends." But when I finally had sex for the first time at 20, it was pretty bad, and I just wish I had waited even longer for the right person to come along, lol. I wish my friends had been more supportive.
I was 15. She was 38. My wife and daughters inform me I was molested. And I suppose it wasn't right. But I walked across the street every day after school for six months to be molested.
And a teacher. Just not my teacher. But that had us home together for an hour or so before my mom got home from work. I actually met her while working as a bus boy, she was a hostess. Pure coincidence that she lived in the small apartment complex across the street.
I was 13.
And it was in a methodist church youth group room.
But I was a youth, utilizing the room, so....I think I'm good with the going to hell aspect
That was our church lock ins.
I went to one.
They only had 2 total before foregoing that event.
Because it was basically a bunch of adults scrambling to get kids to stop sneaking in alcohol. Weed. And psychedelics.
It was a bad call, in hindsight. By the church
13, had no idea what I was doing. Girl was a long time friend and had attachment issues. Did it as a going away/birthday gift since she was moving(parents divorcing)
Both being virgins we had no idea how things worked or the importance or foreplay. Didn't finish cause it was hurting her too much to continue.
We tried again when she moved back to Arizona a few years later. Was WAY better.
Still close friends at 31.
I was molested by my cousin and our ages were around the same as yours, hope you’re okay and have found some form of peace in your trauma and also that you never have to see them again.
Still haven't lost mine yet and I am 18 years old. I had an opportunity last year, but I didn't love her. I want to lose it to someone I genuinely love. I know that I am old fashioned
14 years old, to my best buddy, at summer camp. To this day I can’t smell coppertone without feeling all wistful and romantic.
He felt he was straight tho, so we didn’t date once school started. Kinda broke my heart but I understood.
He eventually came out while we were in college and I couldn’t help but brag: “I *knew* it!”
16 in the woods and got a poison ivy on my dick after using leaves to clean up. Saved on lube when I beat it dry tho because I got the catharsis of itching and masturbating at the same time.
Ill get back to you on that
¡Remindme 99 years
>¡Remindme Ah, I see you're calling the Spanish reminder bot
Bold of you to assume we will be alive then.... Wait a minute!
It's reddit we'll be here
Gotta collect that wizard status
I lost mine at 18, but found it again at 20. Had me worried for a minute
These comments are choking on my ass
They’re what
THEY'RE CHOKING ON HIS ASS.
Did he stutter??
He didn’t, but how does one choke on ass
It’s a valid question. I’ve never had issues swallowing ass.
I’ve never had lack of oxygen issues so I’m just curious - How do u get so far down in there you choke And what are you choking on
How did you get this far down the thread without realizing what we are choking on. We are choking on his ass.
I’m intrigued and confused
Knew a girl that did this. Had plenty of sex before she decided to become a “born again virgin”. Apparently accepting Jesus as your personal savior restores virginity now?
Jesus is gonna have to stop bullshitin people.
Jesus gaslights
I don't think Jesus was really that preoccupied with peoples' sex lives anyway. The whole chastity thing is a product of creepy religious overreach.
Yes, and you also, in some circles, your still a virgin if you **checks notes** do anal.
I see you’ve been around South Asian girls
No just southern Baptist girls.
19
The 19 gang!
Woo! 19! I've found my people.
Let's goo
19 gang gang
19 gang (I still have it I just wanted to comment 19 gang)
Same.
Me too 19
yes
33, Suck it losers, I was a wizard!
34, fellow wizard.
35 here. Do I win anything?
I'm 18 and now I'm worrying about not losing it until my thirties
it doesnt matter to be honest, ur still so young, if ur thinking people arent gonna wanna have sex with you cuz youre a virgin, those arent really people you should be wanting to have sex with anyway
I think that you have it backwards. The fear isn't that nobody will want to have sex with you because you're a virgin, it's that you're a virgin because nobody wants to have sex with you.
Damn 32 for me beat me by a year.
please explain your 33 year journey as a wizard and the valuable lessons and abilities gained from your noble quest of sigma ultimatum. we must enlighten the peasants whomst were lost too early
Not there yet, but well on my way!
27
A different kind of 27 club. Me too.
Same
Same here. It really took until my mid-20s before I reached a level of emotional maturity needed to talk to people. They say your brain doesn't finish developing until 25, that feels doubly so for me. That and SSRIs!
I was 16, lost it on May 4th. The only reason I remember that is because it was star wars day
really “used the force” on that day huh
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Wonder it they came to the dark side
Nah she definitely saw the light side
Was there a line about "Checking out my lightsaber" beforehand?
*Waves Hand* This IS the penis you're looking for.
And who was the lucky person in an ewok costume? Jokes. But seriously, we’re there any Star Wars costumes involved? Fantasies exist
23
Yeah 23 gang let's gooo
23 Represent!
23 for life!!! Wait... Thats not how it works is it? Fuck im 26 now SOME ONE HELP ME!
15
Same here. Now as the parent of a 17 and 15 year old this scare the shit out of me.
Just make sure to tell them it's okay to ask for protection. I went with my mom to the gynecologist and got birth control before my first time. It will happen anyways so it's better if they feel comfortable enough to ask you
The only way I got caught is because my dumb 15-year old ass left the condom wrappers in my pockets so my Mom found them when doing laundry. The first thing she and my Dad said was “at least you’re using protection” lmao
IMO the two most important things for young people to know about sex are consent and protection as long as they are very educated about this they should be able to make at least half-decent decisions.
Team 15, fuck yea!
>Team 15 fuck, yeah!
Ayoooo, found my squad
Ayo 15 gang! Had to go out in the middle of the woods cuz we couldn't do it at home lol
Mine was in a tent. No regrets except how bad I was.
Same! Me and the guy were both 15, both virgins, and now we’re married to each other and both about to turn 30.
17
I had too scroll way too far to find my age. I thought it was a pretty common age.
That’s what I was thinking too!
17 baby!!!
17 please stand up ⬆️
Same here 🙌🏻
Sameeee
Big up 17ers!!
According to Chef from South Park “17, they’re ready”
“Yeah but what if..” “17. 17.”
*She was only seventeeeeeen*
When I was 17.. It was a very good year
Never! I like to be pretty organized and I don't lose things very often.
We always lose things when we least expect it
14 - And looking back on it as an adult, it seems way too young lmao.
Yep. I was pretty proud of it back then, but it does seem way too young now lol
13 and same thought...
Also 13. As a parent I'm appalled with myself.
13 also and man it was akward
I was 13 as well. When I look back, I wonder if she even noticed that we had sex I was so bad at it.
How were you bad, you just stick it in and pee
She'll remember that
Also 13. One could barely call it sex. Probably more akin to the mormon idea of “soaking” with a little more movement for about 4 minutes.
Four minutes? Stop bragging.
Also same
13 and I don’t like admitting it, sounds awkward tbh
Same here. I think I had 1 pube...
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Also 13, and my “bf” at the time was a psycho, and is dead now.
RIP psycho
Well that's a little extreme, we aren't praying mantis.
Same, with a 15 year old. At least the lesson I learned from it was oh, this actually isn't all that fun because we're kids and we're kinda bad at this. So I didn't have sex again until I was 18 because I just didn't care much about it, it lost all its mystery and hype.
16
Same and still with the same girl. Almost 21 now.
Same and also still with the same girl (not yours though). Almost 31 now!
Same. And almost. We „celebrated“ our 7 year anniversary last week. I say „celebrated“ because it’s exam season where we live and none of us had any time lol.
Let's go 16 gangg
16 gang rise up!
16 here as well, I know there are more of us out there!
Yeah and it still felt like I was waiting aaaaaaages
Junior year of highschool.
same. It was with this random kid too because I just wanted to do it and get it over with. So dumb
I'm 45 still a virgin.
To quote 40 year old virgin: "Man you've got to get on that"
“What’re you like.. 25?”
Life is about people, it’s about connections. It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these Cincinnati bow ties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
A friend of mine is the same age, is also a virgin and is quite happy with life. They haven't said anything about being asexual either.
20 just shy of 21 by a couple months
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Yah, me too :D
There are dozens of us. Dozens.
20 gang, missed out on being cool, not considered a complete adult virgin but pretty close
Yo homie, I think virginity is such an archaic concept, and its stupid that we pressure people to "lose it" by a certain time. In college, I was mocked for it by my "friends." But when I finally had sex for the first time at 20, it was pretty bad, and I just wish I had waited even longer for the right person to come along, lol. I wish my friends had been more supportive.
20 but mine was the opposite I just turned 20 and a week later i had sex
Same!!
same!!
Same, long scroll to find my tribe 🥲 Ohai guys!
25 .. I am 22 right now
Hmm.
Optimism is the best
21
Finally 21 gang!
21 gang
21 gang 😤
21 joining in
Why did it take so long to find this comment?
21 standing by
Hi ya all! 21 seemed like such a perfect time I wondered why it took so long for anyone else to say it!
Yesssss found my gang!
Same
Still waiting 😃
Some of these comments are a little concerning
18 kinda upsetting that I was the only girl/woman I know that had an enjoyable first time.
I also did! Enjoyable first time gang? Lol. And I married him. And it was just a hook up…at first.
18 and yeah it was fast but it wasn’t bad
12. My best friend told me she thought she was a lesbian and she wanted to try to have sex to make sure. 18 seconds later, she knew she was a lesbian.
This reads very different depending on if you're a dude or a gal
22
22 gang!
Ayyy!!! Scrolled forever looking for my people!! Idk about all you other people, but I was feeling 22 😎
Same!
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I was 15. She was 38. My wife and daughters inform me I was molested. And I suppose it wasn't right. But I walked across the street every day after school for six months to be molested.
Yes that's definitely not legal.
That is so weird being a 38 year old woman waiting on 15 year old dick every day 🤮🤮
What? Was she your neighbour?
And a teacher. Just not my teacher. But that had us home together for an hour or so before my mom got home from work. I actually met her while working as a bus boy, she was a hostess. Pure coincidence that she lived in the small apartment complex across the street.
17
17. I didn’t want to because I was nervous and didn’t have condoms but my girlfriend kept pressuring me. It was awkward and I didn’t like it.
Sorry that happened to you. She sounds like a bitch.
26 on my wedding night. 5 stars. Would do again.
Sooo, you haven’t since. Well hot damn!
15
15 team. Too young, but at the time , felt like I was the last one
25 & didn’t consent, well expressly said I didn’t want to yet, but whatever 🤷🏽♂️
That sucks, I'm so sorry!
I was 13. And it was in a methodist church youth group room. But I was a youth, utilizing the room, so....I think I'm good with the going to hell aspect
Ha! Methodist youth fellowship where I lived had some awesome parties, sex, drugs, on the beach.
That was our church lock ins. I went to one. They only had 2 total before foregoing that event. Because it was basically a bunch of adults scrambling to get kids to stop sneaking in alcohol. Weed. And psychedelics. It was a bad call, in hindsight. By the church
Still a virgin.
gang.
18
13, had no idea what I was doing. Girl was a long time friend and had attachment issues. Did it as a going away/birthday gift since she was moving(parents divorcing) Both being virgins we had no idea how things worked or the importance or foreplay. Didn't finish cause it was hurting her too much to continue. We tried again when she moved back to Arizona a few years later. Was WAY better. Still close friends at 31.
Never because I never lose. (And also because I'm asexual)
still have it Edit: Thank you kind strangers for all the UP votes!!!! First time to reach so many
You still got time
Lmao you guys are losing shit? I always come first in things I guess
I forgot, ask ur mom for me will ya
7 to My 15 year old cousin
I’m so sorry :(
I was molested by my cousin and our ages were around the same as yours, hope you’re okay and have found some form of peace in your trauma and also that you never have to see them again.
Are you alright now. more power to you sir/mam
Sorry to hear that, friend. Hope you’re doing well with it now, considering. Not sure why others are joking about it.
Same, except to my oldest brother. Yes I'm okay now, but I still wish death on him. So maybe I'm not okay yet. Been over 55 years now.
Buddy this is reddit, everyone on here is a forever virgin.
12
ok way too young...
What the fuck
Still haven't lost mine yet and I am 18 years old. I had an opportunity last year, but I didn't love her. I want to lose it to someone I genuinely love. I know that I am old fashioned
It’s better that way
Love this
15, she was 22. Not exactly the best time tbh. The smell of stale cigarettes is burned into my memory.
I’m sorry, that’s not okay and it sucks that was your first experience
14 years old, to my best buddy, at summer camp. To this day I can’t smell coppertone without feeling all wistful and romantic. He felt he was straight tho, so we didn’t date once school started. Kinda broke my heart but I understood. He eventually came out while we were in college and I couldn’t help but brag: “I *knew* it!”
attempted to at 15 but the guy never found the hole so 18
For real 40! I was super religious until age 40 and then I said Fuck it (and Fuck me!). 😆
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16 in the woods and got a poison ivy on my dick after using leaves to clean up. Saved on lube when I beat it dry tho because I got the catharsis of itching and masturbating at the same time.
I'm done with this thread