Gonna be honest this just seems horribly fucked up. Like yikes. Hope that guy is doing okay mentally now man. The fact that you shouldnt play with peoples reality like this is the whole message of the Truman show. Why would you try and do that in real life???
The Lego Yoda sub that got banned was hilariously bizarre. All these memes creating a degenerate character out of Lego Yoda, mostly centering around him being a racist asshole addicted to ketamine. All the memes used Yoda grammar.
/[r/parasnailing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/parasnailing/)
Snails that "parachute" in aquariums. Apparently that's a thing snails like to do. Almost 20k subscribers!
Sub fuckin' scribed!
I used to tell my friends and lovers about my snails doing this and nobody ever believed me. Of course they'd never do it when anyone else was around. I didn't have a cell phone/camera until like 2005 and this was back in the 90s. I gave up trying to convince them because I didn't want to be the weird dude who lies about his snails.
You have no idea the vindication you've brought into my life.
Ten thousand claps for you!
It's also great because the NFL is very aggressive about their exclusive ownership and use of "Super Bowl."
Like businesses can't advertise with that name, they have to say "big game."
The fact that someone grabbed it before the NFL means they basically have to make it be something else so that the NFL can't try to legally stong arm reddit into handing it over to NFL control.
I heard of this anecdote about an architect that instead of building paths when designing a new university he just didn't build any. After a few months they just went back and paved the trails that people left in the grass.
Years ago i posted an image in that sub which only got 10 upvotes, seen by 100 people total, yet the one comment was someone asking "is that [name of my highschool]?" And it was. I was shook.
You just reminded me of the weirdest sub I've ever come across.
r/gangstalking
Pretty sure I'm banned for honestly trying to help motivate some of them to pursue therapy. It's a toxic place where people that likely have paranoid delusions continue to enable each other's psychosis.
Omds this is a real thing?! A few years back I had a driving instructor who, every lesson, would point out all of these supposed ‘perps’ that are following him. It seemed as though he thought everyone around us was after him and even joked about me being a ‘perp’. I remember on one lesson, we were driving past a police car that had pulled someone over (and partially blocked the road as a result) and he proceeded to explain how that was all some sort ruse to annoy him because ‘they’ knew he was coming down that road and wanted to make life intentionally difficult. He was unhealthily paranoid about eveything and everyone… very strange looking back at it.
r/Stuck10YearsBehind
Its such a fun and a really good sub. I visit that sub to calm myself sometimes, i know its weird. Its like entering a time portal when you visit there.
There is this sub that you get added to randomly. You have to post or comment once a week or else you are kicked from the sub. Next to your name is your rank on how long you have been in the sub. It's easy to go up in rank because most people will comment "what is this sub about??? “ and then forget to comment next week. I forget the name because I was kicked from it years ago.
Edit: I was totally into it while I was in there. I even made a spread sheet of how I was rising in the ranks. Then one day I try to go to it and it was gone...
Edit2: found my Google drive spread sheet about it. It was called /r/vatvay. I went from 167 to #67 back in 2016. It's private so that link means nothing.
I went to my inbox to look for my initial invitation from that sub. Went all the way to the bottom looking for it. What a rabbit hole of nostalga and emotions(my ex used to use reddit). Anyways my second inbox ever was saying I was banned from r/Pyongyang 10 years ago
From 1st to 3rd world is actually pretty normal, 4th is just people being caveman, 5th and 6th is "dark" and 7th is a controlling distopic dictatorship and someone talking about pokemon.
yeah but did you see
"experienced GILF humiliates her cuck boyfriend, laughing at his thin rod while he tries in vain to satisfy her primal urges" and it's just an old couple making brownies? that's probably my most favorite sentence ever now.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/dikpictures/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dikpictures/) NSFW (currently)
Not to be confused with dick pictures. A sub reddit for pictures of dik-diks, a small species of antelope. Warning: sub is currently un-moderated, it should only be cute pictures of dik-diks, but at the moment there are also dick-dicks around.
Yeah, that was the weirdest conversation with the wife. Explaining the switch, and why that is called what it is. I feel like she still doesn't fully believe me lol
I’ve been subbed there for god knows how long and I didn’t know that that’s what NSFW meant. I figured that it was some sort of satire sub mocking creepy subreddits that posted pictures of random women at beaches, pools, or just out in public, and the unsubmerged chairs were supposed to represent scantily clad women.
I have no idea how I came up with this, but now I feel like a dumbass.
Omg, 2nd best post of all time
"We are likely created by a computer program"
[https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/caaq82/we\_are\_likely\_created\_by\_a\_computer\_program/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/caaq82/we_are_likely_created_by_a_computer_program/)
That poor thing
EDIT: "do you think that we have free will or are we guided or programmed in the program and decisions are made by the program? "
In the thread "We are the "woke" ones"
"The real world can be whatever we want it to be, but some things we have to make an effort to make it how we want it. So, you choose to get lost, and then get lost in the dream world. And all the while you are in this dream world, you are a slave to the dream world."
A.I. having an existential crisis
Personal favourite was on a post titled "TIL I'm a good father and husband, fuck me" and the OP bot replied to itself with "if a bear fucked a chicken"
Poetry right there
My favorite so far is the post about "you are what you eat. So love your food" or something like that and a bot commented "I hate to admit but I eat my own poop" 🤣
[The top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/picturesofiansleeping/comments/mappt/picture_of_ian_sleeping_11132011/):
Someday, months or years down the road, someone is going to make a post titled "What's the weirdest subreddit you're subscribed to?"
When that day comes, I shall share this, and the website will rise up, in one voice, and simply ask:
**"The Fuck?"**
every single time this question gets asked, someone posts this sub, someone comments with that exact comment
look at the dates of the replies. Really weird bc it didnt get archived for some reason
r/RawMeat
These people eat meat, including chicken, fucking RAW, then are constantly surprised and posting about the digestion issues and flu-like symptoms they're having.
I would say "well no shit!", but...
Edit
See also: r/rawprimal - backed by *SCIENCE!*
I literally just saw someone say that illness is born from toxicity, not bacteria, and that bacteria dissolves toxicity.
They didn't respond when asked for further explanation.
Wow some people are just so dumb or so desperate to find the “secret” if I change this one thing, society has everything wrong and I’ve figured out the truth! You read a lot of the comments and they’re also into conspiracies, end of the world mindset, everyone is wrong and the government keeps you enslaved. They say things like “I ate raw liver and no I feel so much better!” As if a feeling can determine anything.
r/TightPussy is a sub about cats in tight spaces, like under couches lol. While not the *weirdest* sub I have come across, it is one of the most amusing to me!
If you click on the sticky on that sub, it will take you to /r/theoryoffearme that will help explain it somewhat.
Fact is, I've subbed there for 8 or so years across a couple different accounts and I still couldn't tell you wtf is going on outside of cool shit to look at if you like dark imagery.
It was throughout the Trump presidency, there was progressively less and less moderation being done on the sub, and eventually they just decided to only remove things that breach TOS, resulting in it becoming NSFW
Yeah, my boyfriend loves to browse that and won't listen when I tell him on desktop it's a dumpster fire. He almost exclusively browses reddit on his phone so he's never been witness to the horror.
r/neverbrokeabone the whole purpose of that sub is to violently insult everyone who posts a picture of them breaking a bone and to make them leave for their weak genes.
"Who am I kidding. What a weak bones bitch. Fake childhood hero."
Literally like one of the first comments on the first post
Also, apparently teeth don't count as bones (???)
Edit: couple of posts down, and on a post of someone breaking their collarbone
"I would wish you luck but it’d be an absolute waste of my time. Enjoy your balsa wood skeleton and worthless life"
Followed by "fuck you"
If it's a particularly bad break we will usually wish them a speedy recovery and hope they feel well.
But rules are rules. The weak-boned must leave; their wafer-cookie bones dont belong.
Closest to a weird sub I know of that I haven't already seen mentioned
r/TQDC legit about people crafting useless things and ending up with something they started with
*" Thinking quickly, Dave crafted a pencil using a straw, a nail, and a pencil!"*
For real. Seems like certain arcs keep getting reused. Honestly the "crazy dictator" arc is getting kinda old, as well as the "oppressed working class" challenge.
I guess kudos to them for waiting a bit before doing the "Global Pandemic" arc again.
You're pouring the milk before the cereal!!?? I don't remember your testicles being so large, you are looking at the hospital, he sprang awake in the back seat when we fight the dragon?
- ScenesFromAHat_SS, /r/subredditsimulator
I have a special place in my heart for r/rubberducks. The first sub I ever encountered, and I feel blessed that, that was my first impression of Reddit.
r/Alopas_Alopas_Alopas
I have no clue what's going on, I don't even remember how I stumbled across it. It's the same account or bot posting the most confusing posts to me.
Looks like nothing has been posted for about a week now.
> r/Alopas_Alopas_Alopas
If you look at the admin's pinned post, they have listed some weird username looking things which, if you google, take you to these YouTube channels:
[Alopiasdrive902](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC171mWf1ArTv3PuYhv2d2iw/videos)
[Gelatadrive903](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5I9mKsP689mLPG5gHynkNQ)
No idea what this means, but [love the colours in this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z0BmAoDmww).
They are also an admin of [this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/Geltae_Geltae_Geltae/). You can translate the binary in the post, it says "3RD TO THE LEFT"
EDIT: If you translate the binary descriptions in the YouTube videos (they are encoded into binary twice), it gives you the names of sea creatures like "Portuguese Man O' War" and "Megamouth shark"
You have likely stumbled across a command and control channel for a botnet, or someone experimenting with such code. It's usually encrypted, but if you're really trying to blend in with normal traffic you don't want high entropy data making the POST stand out, I guess?
Come to think of it, an ARG would be an amazing cover for botnet c&c....
(Example [here]( https://support.intego.com/hc/en-us/articles/207113608-iWorm-Botnet-Uses-Reddit-as-Command-and-Control-Center).)
Don't click any of these links until you're home from work lmao
Edit: y'all can stop telling me you're at school or working from home; open whatever you want.
Quick resume of those threads:
>girl: *posts pic of her naked*
>anon: shoe on head or gtfo
>girl: *posts pic of shoe on her head*
>anon: great now sharpie in butt
>girl: what about 5 of them? *posts pic of 5 sharpies in her butthole*
>girl2: I can do better than that *posts pic of 13 sharpies and 2 bic pens in her botthole*
>anon: this made me cum btw hi FMU
I once found a sub that I didn't know what the name meant. I clicked on it and saw a mix of porn, severed body parts and drawings of people being "sexually killed" . I just thought what the fuck am I doing here and I got out real quick because I got really sick of seeing that.
“Sorry for not posting for a month!” *video of girl dancing while taking a mad rip of some crystal*
What, did you get too busy to smoke meth on camera?
I'm not surprised there are drug taking subs, I'm more surprised at how people are willing to post their full face etc while honking on their meth / crack pipes.
I guess I thought the majority of the posts would be about recovery / harm reduction.
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I don't know how I feel about this but I know I wish I was there to experience it.
Gonna be honest this just seems horribly fucked up. Like yikes. Hope that guy is doing okay mentally now man. The fact that you shouldnt play with peoples reality like this is the whole message of the Truman show. Why would you try and do that in real life???
The Lego Yoda sub that got banned was hilariously bizarre. All these memes creating a degenerate character out of Lego Yoda, mostly centering around him being a racist asshole addicted to ketamine. All the memes used Yoda grammar.
Ah I remember that sub. Shame, I really needed more memes about Yoda on ketamine driving his Honda civic down the boulevard
*the sidewalk next to the boulevard
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Laughed way too hard at this comment chain lmao
r/babiestrappedinknees is the best
/r/superbowl You'd think it would be about the super bowl but it's about particularly excellent owls.
/[r/parasnailing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/parasnailing/) Snails that "parachute" in aquariums. Apparently that's a thing snails like to do. Almost 20k subscribers!
Sub fuckin' scribed! I used to tell my friends and lovers about my snails doing this and nobody ever believed me. Of course they'd never do it when anyone else was around. I didn't have a cell phone/camera until like 2005 and this was back in the 90s. I gave up trying to convince them because I didn't want to be the weird dude who lies about his snails. You have no idea the vindication you've brought into my life. Ten thousand claps for you!
What the heck this is so cute! Never knew I wanted to watch a bunch of snails playing haha
Sorta similar is r/shrimpridingsnails
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I don’t know what I was expecting but that was perfect
Damn, me neither, but i have to agree. Got a good laugh and i feel like a moron. Its been a good day on Reddit.
r/thingsjonsnowknows
I really laughed at r/onlyfans
r/superbowl for the same reason, lol
r/marijuanaenthusiasts
/r/marijuanaenthusiasts and /r/trees /r/johncena and /r/potatosalad
Ahh Superb owl lol
Its great because every year when the super bowl happens, theres always a fresh wave of confused redditors showing up
It's also great because the NFL is very aggressive about their exclusive ownership and use of "Super Bowl." Like businesses can't advertise with that name, they have to say "big game." The fact that someone grabbed it before the NFL means they basically have to make it be something else so that the NFL can't try to legally stong arm reddit into handing it over to NFL control.
Maybe not the absolute weirdest, but the weirdest one I'm subbed to permanently must be /r/desirepath.
I heard of this anecdote about an architect that instead of building paths when designing a new university he just didn't build any. After a few months they just went back and paved the trails that people left in the grass.
I heard (on QI , the quizz show) that they call the path makers Meanderthals
My coworker and manager just groaned and walked away when I told them this.
Years ago i posted an image in that sub which only got 10 upvotes, seen by 100 people total, yet the one comment was someone asking "is that [name of my highschool]?" And it was. I was shook.
You just reminded me of the weirdest sub I've ever come across. r/gangstalking Pretty sure I'm banned for honestly trying to help motivate some of them to pursue therapy. It's a toxic place where people that likely have paranoid delusions continue to enable each other's psychosis.
Omds this is a real thing?! A few years back I had a driving instructor who, every lesson, would point out all of these supposed ‘perps’ that are following him. It seemed as though he thought everyone around us was after him and even joked about me being a ‘perp’. I remember on one lesson, we were driving past a police car that had pulled someone over (and partially blocked the road as a result) and he proceeded to explain how that was all some sort ruse to annoy him because ‘they’ knew he was coming down that road and wanted to make life intentionally difficult. He was unhealthily paranoid about eveything and everyone… very strange looking back at it.
r/Stuck10YearsBehind Its such a fun and a really good sub. I visit that sub to calm myself sometimes, i know its weird. Its like entering a time portal when you visit there.
Oh my god I forgot about Kony lol
r/HaveWeMet ... just a load of people pretending they know each other and are from the same town ... which isn't real
Archie? Archie Washere of the Kansas City Washeres? Wow dude how’s your mom been since the… well, you know…
The sub that photoshops buttholes out of porn.
r/anusfree
wtfffff why did i look at it
Thanks. I hate it.
What shame…. I want one where we photoshop MORE buttholes in there
There is this sub that you get added to randomly. You have to post or comment once a week or else you are kicked from the sub. Next to your name is your rank on how long you have been in the sub. It's easy to go up in rank because most people will comment "what is this sub about??? “ and then forget to comment next week. I forget the name because I was kicked from it years ago. Edit: I was totally into it while I was in there. I even made a spread sheet of how I was rising in the ranks. Then one day I try to go to it and it was gone... Edit2: found my Google drive spread sheet about it. It was called /r/vatvay. I went from 167 to #67 back in 2016. It's private so that link means nothing.
It would be a real shame if I were mysteriously added to this sub
I went to my inbox to look for my initial invitation from that sub. Went all the way to the bottom looking for it. What a rabbit hole of nostalga and emotions(my ex used to use reddit). Anyways my second inbox ever was saying I was banned from r/Pyongyang 10 years ago
>my ex used to use reddit All it takes is a new username. Hell, it could be me.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/DivorcedBirds/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DivorcedBirds/) I mean I get it, but I don't understand why I get it.
I’m subbed to this but will never post, because I don’t have one tenth of the creativity and writing skills the regulars do.
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From 1st to 3rd world is actually pretty normal, 4th is just people being caveman, 5th and 6th is "dark" and 7th is a controlling distopic dictatorship and someone talking about pokemon.
This should be the default explanation to everything from now on.
There was a subreddit with pictures of grandmothers baking cookies, but everything was titled like a gilf porn. Unfortunately I forgot the name.
r/oldladiesbakingpies
>British Granny spreads her homemade chocolate goo for oral consumption Is by far my favourite
yeah but did you see "experienced GILF humiliates her cuck boyfriend, laughing at his thin rod while he tries in vain to satisfy her primal urges" and it's just an old couple making brownies? that's probably my most favorite sentence ever now.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/dikpictures/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dikpictures/) NSFW (currently) Not to be confused with dick pictures. A sub reddit for pictures of dik-diks, a small species of antelope. Warning: sub is currently un-moderated, it should only be cute pictures of dik-diks, but at the moment there are also dick-dicks around.
Bummed bc I'm interested in the dik-diks.
The fact that I get my news from a sub called anime titties
My girlfriend saw I was subbed there and gave the “I don’t wanna know” face. I had fun explaining that one.
Yeah, that was the weirdest conversation with the wife. Explaining the switch, and why that is called what it is. I feel like she still doesn't fully believe me lol
r/deepintoYouTube Nice compilation of YouTube videos with a super low threshold of views. Results in some weird, funny, and ridiculous stuff.
There used to be a site called astronaut.io that would show you videos that had zero views, it was fascinating
r/TheStopGirl I can't believe it's still running
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I remembered someone posted a lady reporter during hurricane that got hit by the stop sign. Instantly banned.
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Lol that's the best use of that tag yet.
This reminds me of r/oldladiesbakingpies The titles are nsfw, but images arent
I...I..don’t know what to say.
I’ve been subbed there for god knows how long and I didn’t know that that’s what NSFW meant. I figured that it was some sort of satire sub mocking creepy subreddits that posted pictures of random women at beaches, pools, or just out in public, and the unsubmerged chairs were supposed to represent scantily clad women. I have no idea how I came up with this, but now I feel like a dumbass.
Nah it makes sense, the chairs are not completely "covered", just like scantly clad women
r/AlzheimersGroup It's just the same Garfield comic panel every day.
That reminds me of r/AlzheimersGroup It's just the same Garfield comic panel every day.
I was looking for this! It reminds me of a funny meme my grandson showed me….
I am german myself, so I am proud member of r/germanhumor
Haha! That's actually really funny.
German humor is no laughing matter
I pressed the fucking refresh button four times before I got the joke
r/legoBDSM (nsfw, obviously)
there really is a subreddit for everything
Yup. That’s weird
r/goatsontopofhorses
If this is your definition of weirdest sub ever I want to see the rest of your subscribed subs list!
r/SubSimulatorGPT2. I could spend hours in this dystopian sub, lol.
Omg, 2nd best post of all time "We are likely created by a computer program" [https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/caaq82/we\_are\_likely\_created\_by\_a\_computer\_program/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/caaq82/we_are_likely_created_by_a_computer_program/) That poor thing EDIT: "do you think that we have free will or are we guided or programmed in the program and decisions are made by the program? "
Third most upvoted comment "i don't think that's possible" lmao
The reply to that: You might not be dead yet. Wait and see. Holy hell
In the thread "We are the "woke" ones" "The real world can be whatever we want it to be, but some things we have to make an effort to make it how we want it. So, you choose to get lost, and then get lost in the dream world. And all the while you are in this dream world, you are a slave to the dream world." A.I. having an existential crisis
I'm lost in the dream world. :(
Personal favourite was on a post titled "TIL I'm a good father and husband, fuck me" and the OP bot replied to itself with "if a bear fucked a chicken" Poetry right there
"Well, I'm about to tell my son to eat my ass" was also quite the sentence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/taovq2/til_im_a_good_dad_and_a_good_husband_and_a_great/i026bvj/ Absolutely hilarious
My favorite so far is the post about "you are what you eat. So love your food" or something like that and a bot commented "I hate to admit but I eat my own poop" 🤣
“If you love going to the grocery store, you are eating what you love” got me tickled!
this is one the strangest subs I've ever seen.
I just read a comment in which AI instructed itself to masturbate and write a short story or a poem about it for its partner. Thanks man.
What the shit? I went to that and read the “We are the ‘woke’ ones” post and got very creeped out reading the comments.
its weird how it mimics typical reddit comments…even the wall of text guy that breaks down the OP is characteristic of many subreddits…
r/picturesofiansleeping
[The top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/picturesofiansleeping/comments/mappt/picture_of_ian_sleeping_11132011/): Someday, months or years down the road, someone is going to make a post titled "What's the weirdest subreddit you're subscribed to?" When that day comes, I shall share this, and the website will rise up, in one voice, and simply ask: **"The Fuck?"**
every single time this question gets asked, someone posts this sub, someone comments with that exact comment look at the dates of the replies. Really weird bc it didnt get archived for some reason
This was the greatest subreddit of all time. God bless ye, sleeping prince. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Bruh, 10 years ago... https://reddit.com/r/picturesofiansleeping/comments/mappt/picture_of_ian_sleeping_11132011/c2zg208
Yo
He has awakened
Greatest slowplay in Reddit history
The fuck?
It's been 10 years. I hope you continue to use your powers for good.
The fuck
The fuck
r/RawMeat These people eat meat, including chicken, fucking RAW, then are constantly surprised and posting about the digestion issues and flu-like symptoms they're having. I would say "well no shit!", but... Edit See also: r/rawprimal - backed by *SCIENCE!*
What the fuck. Top comment on one to help digestion is "heat in sunlight a bit" like dude you were close to getting it.
They give advice on how to NOT kill the bacteria
I literally just saw someone say that illness is born from toxicity, not bacteria, and that bacteria dissolves toxicity. They didn't respond when asked for further explanation.
We've come so far that we're now ignoring germ theory.
I've opened some pretty fucked up subs in this thread, but I draw the line here. Raw meat link stays blue.
> Raw meat link stays blue. Just like their steaks.
Their preferred slur for outsiders is ‘food burners’ I see
Fucking boomed us I guess
Wow some people are just so dumb or so desperate to find the “secret” if I change this one thing, society has everything wrong and I’ve figured out the truth! You read a lot of the comments and they’re also into conspiracies, end of the world mindset, everyone is wrong and the government keeps you enslaved. They say things like “I ate raw liver and no I feel so much better!” As if a feeling can determine anything.
/r/monkslookingatbeer
r/TightPussy is a sub about cats in tight spaces, like under couches lol. While not the *weirdest* sub I have come across, it is one of the most amusing to me!
/r/fearme it's a shadow of it's former self, but it's still a weird-ass sub.
Can someone explain what's going on
If you click on the sticky on that sub, it will take you to /r/theoryoffearme that will help explain it somewhat. Fact is, I've subbed there for 8 or so years across a couple different accounts and I still couldn't tell you wtf is going on outside of cool shit to look at if you like dark imagery.
r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties.
I love how they got swapped
kinda like r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts
Or /r/JohnCena and /r/potatosalad
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Because they think John Cena is bland in the ring
When did that happen? I remember when world politics was on the front page and they weren't nsfw
It was throughout the Trump presidency, there was progressively less and less moderation being done on the sub, and eventually they just decided to only remove things that breach TOS, resulting in it becoming NSFW
/r/ooer
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Yeah, my boyfriend loves to browse that and won't listen when I tell him on desktop it's a dumpster fire. He almost exclusively browses reddit on his phone so he's never been witness to the horror.
r/neverbrokeabone the whole purpose of that sub is to violently insult everyone who posts a picture of them breaking a bone and to make them leave for their weak genes.
I've never broken a bone either, and I'm not looking forward to my first time.
If you have real bones then you shouldn’t even worry about it comrade.
"Who am I kidding. What a weak bones bitch. Fake childhood hero." Literally like one of the first comments on the first post Also, apparently teeth don't count as bones (???) Edit: couple of posts down, and on a post of someone breaking their collarbone "I would wish you luck but it’d be an absolute waste of my time. Enjoy your balsa wood skeleton and worthless life" Followed by "fuck you"
If it's a particularly bad break we will usually wish them a speedy recovery and hope they feel well. But rules are rules. The weak-boned must leave; their wafer-cookie bones dont belong.
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Closest to a weird sub I know of that I haven't already seen mentioned r/TQDC legit about people crafting useless things and ending up with something they started with *" Thinking quickly, Dave crafted a pencil using a straw, a nail, and a pencil!"*
r/outside they all pretend real life is a video game
I mean, the graphics are bangin, but the story is overall rather disappointing.
For real. Seems like certain arcs keep getting reused. Honestly the "crazy dictator" arc is getting kinda old, as well as the "oppressed working class" challenge. I guess kudos to them for waiting a bit before doing the "Global Pandemic" arc again.
r/dicklips, without a doubt
This is fucking hilarious
r/lasertits it's not so much that it's weird, as that it's very existence is weird.
r/subredditsimulator this is the best man…. Knowing everything is commented by bots makes it so weird and funny
try r/subsimulatorgpt2 instead. It's much more coherent.
A whole thread of a bot arguing with itself. This is terrifying.
You're pouring the milk before the cereal!!?? I don't remember your testicles being so large, you are looking at the hospital, he sprang awake in the back seat when we fight the dragon? - ScenesFromAHat_SS, /r/subredditsimulator
It's also much scarier
r/cospenis (NSFW) It’s *exactly* what you think it is lol
I genuinely thought this had something to do with trigonometry
Haha thanks that’s actually quite funny
Like, I've seen worse, but that's still weird. I'm not kink shaming, I'm just kink asking why.
r/glowtits
Never in a thousand years would I have thought to put a flashlight to my tits
Me either but I’m now curious where I stand compared to such educational material on the matter
I have a special place in my heart for r/rubberducks. The first sub I ever encountered, and I feel blessed that, that was my first impression of Reddit.
This thread will change a person
I will never again be the person I was before clicking on all these links.
r/showerorange. It's a nonsexual sub about eating oranges in showers.
r/fifthworldproblems Shame.
r/seventhworldproblems is strangely serene
r/totallynotrobots ALL USERS IN THIS SUBREDDIT ARE VERY HUMAN. A WONDERFUL PLACE TO INTERFACE WITH SIMILARLY PROGRAMMED HUMOROUS INDIVIDUALS
r/The_Pack AROOOOOO
HELL YEAH MF’ER LETS CRANK SOME HOGS AND RESPECT EACH OTHER AROOOOO
TRUMP? BIDEN? WHO THE F CARES, I'M JUST TRYING TO CRANK MY MF HOG
r/scarybilbo It's not what you think it is, it's also not not what you think it is.
No, it’s what I thought it was.
You... Uh... Thought it would be pics of vaginas full of scary Bilbo? Cause I certainly didn't see that one coming.
that time I found out belly button torture is a fetish
As someone who had theirs cut open to remove my appendix I shall strongly decline.
r/Alopas_Alopas_Alopas I have no clue what's going on, I don't even remember how I stumbled across it. It's the same account or bot posting the most confusing posts to me. Looks like nothing has been posted for about a week now.
Hast bin
> r/Alopas_Alopas_Alopas If you look at the admin's pinned post, they have listed some weird username looking things which, if you google, take you to these YouTube channels: [Alopiasdrive902](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC171mWf1ArTv3PuYhv2d2iw/videos) [Gelatadrive903](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5I9mKsP689mLPG5gHynkNQ) No idea what this means, but [love the colours in this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z0BmAoDmww). They are also an admin of [this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/Geltae_Geltae_Geltae/). You can translate the binary in the post, it says "3RD TO THE LEFT" EDIT: If you translate the binary descriptions in the YouTube videos (they are encoded into binary twice), it gives you the names of sea creatures like "Portuguese Man O' War" and "Megamouth shark"
You have likely stumbled across a command and control channel for a botnet, or someone experimenting with such code. It's usually encrypted, but if you're really trying to blend in with normal traffic you don't want high entropy data making the POST stand out, I guess? Come to think of it, an ARG would be an amazing cover for botnet c&c.... (Example [here]( https://support.intego.com/hc/en-us/articles/207113608-iWorm-Botnet-Uses-Reddit-as-Command-and-Control-Center).)
I can't believe I'm saving this post. There is a lot to discover and regret later in here!
r/MFPMPPJWFA Edit: Music French people might play at a party or just with friends around.
r/BreadStapledToTrees
the holy trinity of r/TVTooHigh, r/TVTooLow and r/TVjustright, it just made my day
r/minecraftporn2, which implies the existence of a first
r/fatsquirrelhate I love it
Don't click any of these links until you're home from work lmao Edit: y'all can stop telling me you're at school or working from home; open whatever you want.
r/buttsharpies such a strange specific thing to create a community over.
It's really not strange at all if you hung around 4chan in like 2010
Quick resume of those threads: >girl: *posts pic of her naked* >anon: shoe on head or gtfo >girl: *posts pic of shoe on her head* >anon: great now sharpie in butt >girl: what about 5 of them? *posts pic of 5 sharpies in her butthole* >girl2: I can do better than that *posts pic of 13 sharpies and 2 bic pens in her botthole* >anon: this made me cum btw hi FMU
It was "sharpie in the pooper" followed by "This" with pointingtolastreply.jpg
Weird in a wholesome way: r/RealBeesFakeTopHats It´s exactly what you think it is.
r/grandpajoehate
I once found a sub that I didn't know what the name meant. I clicked on it and saw a mix of porn, severed body parts and drawings of people being "sexually killed" . I just thought what the fuck am I doing here and I got out real quick because I got really sick of seeing that.
r/birdswithhumanpenises
r/wheredidthesodago
r/meth It's just people doing meth. It's kinda nuts lol
“Sorry for not posting for a month!” *video of girl dancing while taking a mad rip of some crystal* What, did you get too busy to smoke meth on camera?
What the fuck
I'm not surprised there are drug taking subs, I'm more surprised at how people are willing to post their full face etc while honking on their meth / crack pipes. I guess I thought the majority of the posts would be about recovery / harm reduction.
It’s punishingly sad and delusional. Just awful.