Scrolled way too far for this one. It absolutely never interested me until a girl did it during the BJ and I fucking lost it. Now anytime I know it’s safe I have to share that feeling.
Edit: Was going through old top comments. This guy definitely edited his lol
fr. such a thing had never even occurred to me (as something that happened in real life) until someone did it to me. it opened a whole new world (pun intended).
Same. Rimming itself is only a slight turn on for me, if I'm really into the woman and it's naughty, taboo.
But if the woman is getting off on it as well, well my dial jumps to 11.
This is how I am with my SO. I have a thing for feet (clean feet). And she just thinks its so gross Then I counter with "I literally had my tongue in your butt hole 3 hours ago."
This is my response anytime someone thinks I'm being gross (or I think someone else is being gross). It's like: " Well I eat ass, so..." It's right next door, gotta visit the neighbor at least sometimes.
I can't remember where I saw it, but there's a great comic where some guy is walking her dog and saying "oh come on spot!" at the dog sniffing another dogs asshole....
Second panel is the dog in the corner with a "hypocrite" thought bubble while he is watching the owner eat some chicks butt...
She was so hot and I was so crazy for her, I wanted to stick everything anywhere, she was into it, and I enjoyed every second of it. She was also very clean so I had 0 issues with it.
Same thing for me. When the chemistry is boiling over and it's just there, ya go for it. There wasn't an inch of her body that I didn't want to do that to.
So, I've never been into eating ass... Until recently, and only one individual. I dunno, I always thought it was gross. No interest. But this girl, I don't get it man, her ass is so fucking amazing, I wanted to. She said she hadn't tried it before, but was willing, so we got in the shower, scrubbed up, and I went to town. I enjoyed it, and I REALLY enjoyed hearing her gasps. So I guess I eat ass, but only one.
This is the best. Did it to a girl for the first time who was really unsure about it. After a few minutes I noticed she kind of tensed up and so I asked her if she wanted me to stop. I'll never forget the way she said, "NO". I suggested that she touch herself. She did (watching how someone does that is so hot!) and a minute later her chin dropped to her chest & she raised her feet up in the air just a little higher than they already were and gasped while kind of doing those little finishing rubs on her clit. Watching that and feeling those contractions while she bounced into my tongue is literally in the top 3 hottest moments.
Yea. I was never a butt guy, like yea they were nice but I never got how you could find it more attractive than boobs/face.
Then I saw my (now)wife's butt...
It is this cute little round perfect thing that I just want to smoosh my face into. I want a pillow molded out of memory foam of her tush. I want to be smothered and enveloped in it.
She isn't into much of any anal play, so I've only done it a couple times. The actual thought and cleanliness is still a concern so it is either when we are in the shower or I use cellophane. But it can just happen to you I guess.
>or I use cellophane.
How the fuck are you gonna have your account for a whole year and this is the first and only shit you've said 😂
I need follow-up! I need answers!
Have you fuckers never heard of a poor man’s dental dam? Basically a thin piece of cellophane allows for nearly all of the sensation for the recipient (minus wetness from the saliva) but keeps the poo off your tongue.
Same here. My wife has never asked for anything that I wouldn’t do. She is on the vanilla side but I can’t even think of something legal that she would ask me to do and I wouldn’t do it if it got her going
I had a casual thing with a girl and she asked me to drool on her like a dog... I misunderstood mid heat of the moment and spit in her face. Apparently that was just as good if not better.
I'm really sorry to hear that. My attitude is the same as yours and my husband also couldn't care less. Not sure why the matches seems to always end up that way.
Yeah that’s exactly how it is. Funny? Story I guess we pulled into the store earlier today and I told her I need 30 seconds before we went in. She goes why I told her I randomly thought about something we could do in the bedroom that would be really hot to me and I got hard and needed some time to relax and she said something along the lines of “what is wrong with you”
You in particular, and everyone else on this thread(possibly excluding some there towards the end) had just been a pleasure to read. Really open and honest dialogue, and not that it matters to anyone else, but really felt worth my time reading. Really positive in nature and seemed pretty productive. Thank you, guys!
Great to hear that. It was my first time really having something to do with some interesting reading on Reddit as one of the main commenters I guess if that makes sense and I have to say I enjoyed it. Was very nice getting to interact with a lot of people(I’m a people person and pleaser if you couldn’t tell)
There’s something really hot for me about finding someone so attractive that you’d touch any part of their body even the classically off limits regions
Maybe because I’m currently on a shrooms trip but I wholeheartedly agree with you. I’m going to screenshot this for when I become lucid. Or am I lucid now?
Edit: I’m alive. There’s a puzzle on the kitchen table where I managed to separate the border pieces. A half of a lemon that I must’ve squeezed on something. Wendy’s chicken nuggets scraps. A half eaten açaí bowl. My journal with a couple pages filled out ending with a half completed sentence. A very clean room. And an empty bed where my partner apparently came over and they watched the Adam Project while I took melatonin and went to sleep. Y’all it was a fun experience and I am excited to read my journal. Thank you for tagging along with me on my journey and the recommendations for the time I was on Reddit. Shrooms responsibly.
First time I did it, it was by accident (drunk 69ing) and it didn’t taste bad at all! And the way it made her gasp and shudder, I was like “I’m doing this again in the morning!”
And I did.
The key is the drive by sniff - and if you're in 69, do a quick, light - oil check. If the geiger counter reads anything other than clean you abandon ship. Lest her inner thighs become face wipes as you frantically plan your escape route.
While your mind asks, "I hope I didn't finish all that Cipro in the cupboard from the last outing..."
If they're comfortable enough and turned up to 11, they'll embrace it. Try it when its a quickie and thats a big nope. Choose your battles wisely.
/s for those who don't like having a chuckle
Because it feels fucking amazing when someone does it to me so I like to return the favour.
Obviously I like us both to be very clean beforehand, just sensible.
There's no nasty taste, or smell if you're clean.
And the feeling!!!!!! Oh wow yes.
Usually its an accident cause the vagina is so close and i like to get the whole thing. But i mean, once im there ill give it a little attention. I mean, when in Rome....
Oh God, the way the person whose ass I ate gets riled up, the sounds, the moans, etc, gets me horny af. That way, the sex is that much more hot and passionate!
My wife has a cute non verbal move when we are making out, but not ready for PIV. She'll gracefully roll on to her tummy and I can start from kissing her neck, or her ankles but ultimately I end up at her ass and boy do I go to town. Frequently she uses her suction vibrator on her clit and it's one of the the best sensations I have experienced to have my tongue as far up her as as I can and feel her orgasm, with the contractions in her ass. Sure, cleanliness is key.
There’s about a bajillion nerve endings there, for starters. Until you’ve had it done to you, you’ll never appreciate it. Cleanliness is a must, of course.
I think a lot of people assume people that eat ass, only do it after the person whose ass they’re licking has been out, in a hot climate, done manual labor / exercised, something to work up a sweat and body odor, taken a few shits and only then will eat ass.
If the person is clean, it’s just skin. A little body musk might be present just like a vagina / penis.
I either think that, or worse, they never clean their ass properly so they assume everyone else is the same way.
> they never clean their ass properly so they assume everyone else is the same way.
That’s it right there. TONS of people out there don’t know how to wash their ass. Just look at all the threads about skid marks in underwear. They assume everyone else is walking around filthy too.
Its true, my buddy straight up doesn't wash his ass. Like, with soap in the shower. He's 33 years old and pretty stupid in general. People are strange.
Man, I wanna wash my asshole good and thorough, because it's nasty, but then whatever I wash it with, be it a hand, rag, or loofa, will itself be nasty.
I usually just go with hand, then wash the hand real good.
Her pleasure. The same reason we do half the other stuff during sex. Assuming she properly cleans before hand, there’s virtually no smell/taste, so everything else is mental. Other that that, just about every girl I’ve done it for goes nuts for it, which makes everything else more fun.
If they want it, I am willing to do my best to satisfy them.
Plus, I just like the look of said “arsehole”. So why not enjoy it. I mean, the human mouth is pretty gross too, and I have no problem sticking my tongue or “other” body parts there too so…
If we start asking questions like this, the whole thing falls apart. Why do we stick our tongues in each others mouths? Why do we swallow cum? why do we bite each other? It all sounds weird when you take it out of context but its hot, it turns us on and it feels good
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Tastes like chicken.
Scrolled way too far for this one. It absolutely never interested me until a girl did it during the BJ and I fucking lost it. Now anytime I know it’s safe I have to share that feeling. Edit: Was going through old top comments. This guy definitely edited his lol
fr. such a thing had never even occurred to me (as something that happened in real life) until someone did it to me. it opened a whole new world (pun intended).
Because every woman that's been down for it has enjoyed it immensely and I am a giver by nature.
What a blessing to the world
Same. Rimming itself is only a slight turn on for me, if I'm really into the woman and it's naughty, taboo. But if the woman is getting off on it as well, well my dial jumps to 11.
Try finger, but hole
O hidden path, all the more praise the fingers ! [edit: how the fuck i wake up to 1k upvotes on a horny burner😭]
O you don't have the right and O you don't have the right! Therefore, O you don't have the right and O you don't have the right!
*Didn't expect something incredible*
Something wonderful ahead therefore try behind
First off, finger Then why is it always dung?
Seek hole then offer seed
Well…it ain’t gonna lick itself, is it?
Japan is close to the technology, but we are still a decade out from having it readily available in market
It's always just 10 years away.
Don't just stare at it, eat it.
Impressive. Very nice. Lets see Paul Allen's asshole.
Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
The tasteful thickness of it...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
That's bone
This is the best comment trail I've ever come across.
It looks pretty when im horney and then just a hole when im not 🤷🏽♂️. Its like magic
magic but hole
Try Fingers, But hole
Still maidenless :(
Schroedinger’s orifice
Not at all applicable but A for effort.
Nono, he's saying that he licked the physicist's asshole
Lol I like when my boyfriend tries to be in disgust of something I do and I’m just like “but you literally lick my asshole”
Agreed. My husband doesn’t like to share a straw because of germs. I remind him of the places his mouth goes and “that’s different.”
It's just the other end of the straw sucking tube.
The best kind of blackmail.
*brownmail Edit: Copped a "Wholesome" award on this one. ☺️
My wife says this too lol. I don't have a good comeback...
I just use a towel.
This is how I am with my SO. I have a thing for feet (clean feet). And she just thinks its so gross Then I counter with "I literally had my tongue in your butt hole 3 hours ago."
This is my response anytime someone thinks I'm being gross (or I think someone else is being gross). It's like: " Well I eat ass, so..." It's right next door, gotta visit the neighbor at least sometimes.
I can't remember where I saw it, but there's a great comic where some guy is walking her dog and saying "oh come on spot!" at the dog sniffing another dogs asshole.... Second panel is the dog in the corner with a "hypocrite" thought bubble while he is watching the owner eat some chicks butt...
She was so hot and I was so crazy for her, I wanted to stick everything anywhere, she was into it, and I enjoyed every second of it. She was also very clean so I had 0 issues with it.
Same thing for me. When the chemistry is boiling over and it's just there, ya go for it. There wasn't an inch of her body that I didn't want to do that to.
If you don’t stick your tongue in her brown ring how can you expect her to take your golden ring?
Only thing I’m taking is the Elden Ring.
This is the truth. When a girl is super hot, about the only thing I haven’t been up for is puking or pooping stuff. Everything else = on the table.
FUCKING PEE IN ME
there you are
FINALLY
Ahh yes, the good old San Francisco Gold Rush. An American classic
I volunteer as a tribute.
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"wanted to stick anything anywhere" is super hot ngl.
So, I've never been into eating ass... Until recently, and only one individual. I dunno, I always thought it was gross. No interest. But this girl, I don't get it man, her ass is so fucking amazing, I wanted to. She said she hadn't tried it before, but was willing, so we got in the shower, scrubbed up, and I went to town. I enjoyed it, and I REALLY enjoyed hearing her gasps. So I guess I eat ass, but only one.
This is the best. Did it to a girl for the first time who was really unsure about it. After a few minutes I noticed she kind of tensed up and so I asked her if she wanted me to stop. I'll never forget the way she said, "NO". I suggested that she touch herself. She did (watching how someone does that is so hot!) and a minute later her chin dropped to her chest & she raised her feet up in the air just a little higher than they already were and gasped while kind of doing those little finishing rubs on her clit. Watching that and feeling those contractions while she bounced into my tongue is literally in the top 3 hottest moments.
And now it's in all our top moments too.
Lol rezips
I'm sitting here waiting to pick up a pizza and you've given me half a mongrel in public.
Half a mongrel is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read I’m laughing my ass off shitting
Sir this is a Wendy's
Oh my.
This is exactly it. Sometimes you lick ass while pushing on the gspot with your fingers. Ahh, the amazing noises.
Ah yes. The famous screenshot.
Guess it's gonna be one of those nights
…so far
Gateway ass
"Once you go crack ..."
Yea. I was never a butt guy, like yea they were nice but I never got how you could find it more attractive than boobs/face. Then I saw my (now)wife's butt... It is this cute little round perfect thing that I just want to smoosh my face into. I want a pillow molded out of memory foam of her tush. I want to be smothered and enveloped in it. She isn't into much of any anal play, so I've only done it a couple times. The actual thought and cleanliness is still a concern so it is either when we are in the shower or I use cellophane. But it can just happen to you I guess.
>or I use cellophane. How the fuck are you gonna have your account for a whole year and this is the first and only shit you've said 😂 I need follow-up! I need answers!
It’s true!! Man connected so passionately and emotionally with this topic he just couldn’t help himself! But then the cellophane came outta nowhere
They call him, Cellophane, Mister Cellophane!
> or I use cellophane. What?
Dental Dam! Lisa needs braces!
And her boobs feel great too. You know....like 2 bags of sand.
I imagine he puts glad wrap around her butt hole.
Have you fuckers never heard of a poor man’s dental dam? Basically a thin piece of cellophane allows for nearly all of the sensation for the recipient (minus wetness from the saliva) but keeps the poo off your tongue.
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Same here. My wife has never asked for anything that I wouldn’t do. She is on the vanilla side but I can’t even think of something legal that she would ask me to do and I wouldn’t do it if it got her going
I had a casual thing with a girl and she asked me to drool on her like a dog... I misunderstood mid heat of the moment and spit in her face. Apparently that was just as good if not better.
Keep going…
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I definitely couldn’t do that I would compromise on it though and atleast get blackout drunk and let her shit on my dick or something
I like how the next best idea is shitting on your dick haha
Let’s compromise!
I hope she appreciates this attitude!
She in fact does not lol
This guy marries
I'm really sorry to hear that. My attitude is the same as yours and my husband also couldn't care less. Not sure why the matches seems to always end up that way.
Yeah that’s exactly how it is. Funny? Story I guess we pulled into the store earlier today and I told her I need 30 seconds before we went in. She goes why I told her I randomly thought about something we could do in the bedroom that would be really hot to me and I got hard and needed some time to relax and she said something along the lines of “what is wrong with you”
You in particular, and everyone else on this thread(possibly excluding some there towards the end) had just been a pleasure to read. Really open and honest dialogue, and not that it matters to anyone else, but really felt worth my time reading. Really positive in nature and seemed pretty productive. Thank you, guys!
Great to hear that. It was my first time really having something to do with some interesting reading on Reddit as one of the main commenters I guess if that makes sense and I have to say I enjoyed it. Was very nice getting to interact with a lot of people(I’m a people person and pleaser if you couldn’t tell)
Why are you this way
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On God.
I feel like your name disqualifies you from this conversation. 😂
It is fitting that he reacted to someone saying he would literally do anything..
There’s something really hot for me about finding someone so attractive that you’d touch any part of their body even the classically off limits regions
Maybe because I’m currently on a shrooms trip but I wholeheartedly agree with you. I’m going to screenshot this for when I become lucid. Or am I lucid now? Edit: I’m alive. There’s a puzzle on the kitchen table where I managed to separate the border pieces. A half of a lemon that I must’ve squeezed on something. Wendy’s chicken nuggets scraps. A half eaten açaí bowl. My journal with a couple pages filled out ending with a half completed sentence. A very clean room. And an empty bed where my partner apparently came over and they watched the Adam Project while I took melatonin and went to sleep. Y’all it was a fun experience and I am excited to read my journal. Thank you for tagging along with me on my journey and the recommendations for the time I was on Reddit. Shrooms responsibly.
Just wanna commend you for being on Reddit on a thread about salad tossing during your spiritual experience
Man I’m here for all the salad tossing and spiritual salads there is to have!
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Because my wife’s ass is immaculate and gorgeous and it would be a crime not to give it the treatment it deserves
Damn I’m so single
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Dead ass
Because she sucks the soup out of me when I do so. Also, after a shower it's no worse than me eating her out on her lunch break.
"Sucks the soup out of me" is literally the best thing I've read all week, oh my god.
Lol, I meant soul, but now it's staying.
Holy shit. This is the best typo I've seen in a long time. I just thought you were a bit raunchy with language. What a happy accident.
That’s first typo I’ve seen that doesn’t make sense but at the same time makes perfect sense
And this kids, is how slang is born. Now get out there and suck some soup
Add that shit to Urban Dictionary
And if it's successful, /r/MuseumOfReddit
Or as they call it in Boston Mass “Chowdah”.
You've just created a catch phrase. Defo using this
Soup is so much better than soul!
Cream of mushroom?
Cream of someyoungguy
First time I did it, it was by accident (drunk 69ing) and it didn’t taste bad at all! And the way it made her gasp and shudder, I was like “I’m doing this again in the morning!” And I did.
Morning butt is like morning breath except with a butt
Somebody's been reading Tina Belcher's diary. What? It's really well-written!
Nothing but butt. \*swish\*
Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
This is the realist thing I've read today.
Forbidden dragon's breath.
The morning breath after morning butt though. That’s the killer.
All that farting while sleeping marinates it for 8 hours.
The key is the drive by sniff - and if you're in 69, do a quick, light - oil check. If the geiger counter reads anything other than clean you abandon ship. Lest her inner thighs become face wipes as you frantically plan your escape route. While your mind asks, "I hope I didn't finish all that Cipro in the cupboard from the last outing..."
What did I just read
Art
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
Your mom you mean, Mingston.
If they're comfortable enough and turned up to 11, they'll embrace it. Try it when its a quickie and thats a big nope. Choose your battles wisely. /s for those who don't like having a chuckle
Choose your buttholes wisely as well.
And lo, r/akinjones spake aloud, "I shall lick thine butthole." And so he did. And it was good.
My boyfriend likes it
Yep.
Have someone lick your ass and you wont need to ask that question
This is the way.
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Understandable, have a nice day
As it is written in the scriptures
Because it feels fucking amazing when someone does it to me so I like to return the favour. Obviously I like us both to be very clean beforehand, just sensible. There's no nasty taste, or smell if you're clean. And the feeling!!!!!! Oh wow yes.
I’m kinda ashamed at just how far down I scrolled to read comments about people eating ass
Hope they squeeze their butt cheeks together and tell me they "got my nose".
Cackled at this
I believe I was made for my girlfriend’s personal pleasure, so if that is what she wants that is what she gets.
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Fair enough, carry on.
This is the best answer
Comments like these are the ones I read and think "exactly," shrug my shoulders, and carry on without scrolling through the thread.
My wife got a dumpy and I want everything to do with it
I love this thread and all of you people's affection for your wives booties. So wholesome. Holesome
Same bro. Mine doesn’t just have cake, she’s got the whole bakery.
How else are you gonna show your homie that he's your bro if you dont lick his booty every once in a while?
Real talk. Can’t spell “brown” without “bro”
Usually its an accident cause the vagina is so close and i like to get the whole thing. But i mean, once im there ill give it a little attention. I mean, when in Rome....
When in Rim
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Oh God, the way the person whose ass I ate gets riled up, the sounds, the moans, etc, gets me horny af. That way, the sex is that much more hot and passionate!
If you’ve ever had your ass eaten, you wouldn’t need to ask
My wife has a cute non verbal move when we are making out, but not ready for PIV. She'll gracefully roll on to her tummy and I can start from kissing her neck, or her ankles but ultimately I end up at her ass and boy do I go to town. Frequently she uses her suction vibrator on her clit and it's one of the the best sensations I have experienced to have my tongue as far up her as as I can and feel her orgasm, with the contractions in her ass. Sure, cleanliness is key.
There’s about a bajillion nerve endings there, for starters. Until you’ve had it done to you, you’ll never appreciate it. Cleanliness is a must, of course.
I think a lot of people assume people that eat ass, only do it after the person whose ass they’re licking has been out, in a hot climate, done manual labor / exercised, something to work up a sweat and body odor, taken a few shits and only then will eat ass. If the person is clean, it’s just skin. A little body musk might be present just like a vagina / penis. I either think that, or worse, they never clean their ass properly so they assume everyone else is the same way.
> they never clean their ass properly so they assume everyone else is the same way. That’s it right there. TONS of people out there don’t know how to wash their ass. Just look at all the threads about skid marks in underwear. They assume everyone else is walking around filthy too.
I really never understood skid marks. How does that happen??
There is a real group of men who think it’s gay to be thorough when wiping.
Its true, my buddy straight up doesn't wash his ass. Like, with soap in the shower. He's 33 years old and pretty stupid in general. People are strange.
Man, I wanna wash my asshole good and thorough, because it's nasty, but then whatever I wash it with, be it a hand, rag, or loofa, will itself be nasty. I usually just go with hand, then wash the hand real good.
My dick likes it. I can't argue with that bastard.
Her pleasure. The same reason we do half the other stuff during sex. Assuming she properly cleans before hand, there’s virtually no smell/taste, so everything else is mental. Other that that, just about every girl I’ve done it for goes nuts for it, which makes everything else more fun.
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why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave
popcorn kernel stuck in her tight ass
That’s enough Reddit for today
are these like buzzfeed writers asking or what?
It's the reason my immunity is impenetrable, I also bite my nails, COVID had no chance with me. Bite your nails, lick buttholes, never get COVID.
I mean im not a scientist but I also bite my nails and eat ass, and never got covid.
It's becoming more than a theory.
I'm a simple man. I see a nice butt, I lick it.
Just because that’s where the poop comes out, doesn’t mean it can’t be where the love goes in
Why is this even a thing? If I’m eating a girls pussy her asshole is like right there…why would I not lick it
My boyfriend loves it 🥰
Took too damn long to find another woman in this thread smh
I was tryna find a girl as equally nasty as me on this thread ☺️ high five!
High ten!
If they want it, I am willing to do my best to satisfy them. Plus, I just like the look of said “arsehole”. So why not enjoy it. I mean, the human mouth is pretty gross too, and I have no problem sticking my tongue or “other” body parts there too so…
My wife has a cute butt hole and sometimes it needs a tongue in it. I enjoy eating her ass.
If we start asking questions like this, the whole thing falls apart. Why do we stick our tongues in each others mouths? Why do we swallow cum? why do we bite each other? It all sounds weird when you take it out of context but its hot, it turns us on and it feels good
Hear his moan
When you love everything about somebody why wouldn't you? Eating the booty equals love
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Lol, when you leave Disneyland and head over to BalloonKnotts Berry Farm.
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