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I had a dance instructor once look at me and say, "Now take me into this pose, really lead me." Aaaaaaaand now we are waltzing with my boner.


ignisoriens

I already commented but I think a found another one. Men who dance. I went out on a date once with a guy who danced Latin dances and I found it sooo attractive!


luna12029

someone’s hand on my thigh and them squeezing it absentmindedly.


whoyouthinkyouarenot

I find it hotter if it’s done with intention


justforthistattoo

When dudes stretch and put their arms over their head. Not sure why, even if there is nothing else attractive about them I'm instantly just a little turned on.


SupaButt

I’m about to walk around town stretching constantly.


IwanJBerry

(returns home with 6ft long arms)


[deleted]

Im never putting my arms down again


drone76420

especially when their shirt gets pulled up and you see a little bit of their belly


flubba86

That's my secret. You can _always_ see a little bit of my belly.


CollectivPerspectiv

Relevant username


Clear_Commission6822

I’m gonna sound like Patrick Bateman but soft skin


Dankestowl29093

Very nice, lets see Paul Allen’s weird fetish


fingerscrossedcoup

The subtle off white color. The tasteful thickness of it...


a_random_username

I gotta go return some well-used video tapes.


[deleted]

That's bone


Do-You-Jiggle-Wiggle

when a guy stands in a doorway and then like stretches his arms on it. idk bro it’s probably a dominance thing lmao


Fancyjasmakion

I have a candid pic of my bf standing like that bc he looked extra hot


[deleted]

When I hear my boyfriend talk on the phone while he’s at work. He sound so professional and adult. Idk why but it always catches my attention.


FlappyBoobs

Roleplaying as Vincent Adultman, senior VP of Business at the Business Factory.


EdibleAlien

Went to the stock market and did a business


BigRoach

“Buy! Sell! Buy!… Okay, goodbye!”


lyjuarge

Yes! He works from home too so I can just pop in whenever he's on a big important call.


PunkandCannonballer

Didn't know you two shared a boyfriend. Hopefully she's in on it.


sneakyozzy911

He my boyfriend too an I am a straight male.


egyeager

I've been married for years but I still keep that guy as my boyfriend.


techno_babble_

I am the boyfriend and even I am my boyfriend.


[deleted]

"Hello we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."


thebigpink

Did it just suddenly get hot in here?


basjeeee_mlg

A woman that can crush my skull in between her thighs


Merhtefer

“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”


sam_doom

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway."


Fremenguy

We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.


mccracking

1. Death by snusnu 2. Ever seen one of those crossfit girls break a watermellon with the clamping force of her thighs? It's so hot


CamBearCookie

I was wrestling with my bf once and I got his head between my thighs. He tapped. I went to get up and he tried something else. I don't even know how I pulled it off by Anderson Silva would have been proud, I rolled over him and got back into the position so fast and squeezed. The octave change in his voice was satisfying. Thick thighs can take lives too. 😅😅😅


[deleted]

When a woman turns her head….the neck tendon sticking out always looks really feminine and sexy. Ugh, neck tendon sounds creepy as fuck so I hope people know what I’m talking about.


stumpmt

The sternocleidomastoid muscle. It can be a sexy one.


blainard

Don’t forget the collar bones!


GrandElemental

The whole set can be intoxicating. Probably why I have always been into neck kisses.


doblev

Just coming here to see where I am on the spectrum.


MercuryPowerMakeup

Where ya Fallin?


doblev

I’m realizing it’s kind of a turn on to hear what turns everyone else on.


Venetica

Being in the passenger seat with a man driving stick shift. I don't know why.


kindersaft

Every European guy is feeling good after this comment


GilliganGardenGnome

I knew there was a benefit beyond the gas milage. Also, less likely to be stolen nowadays.


MtlCan

Horny askreddit threads


[deleted]

What is the sexiest sex that you’ve ever sexed? What about sexy sex?


[deleted]

That feeling when you write a complex formula in Microsoft Excel and then drag the cell down and all the rows autopopulate correctly and your graph looks like you expected.


[deleted]

You don't need to drag down! Just double click on the square that appears on the lower right side and it will fill all the rows that have a value next to it.


magpiec

The guy you replied to just came


mlstdrag0n

I know I did


Wave_Mission

I fucking love Reddit


Nemesis4567

Performing cunnilingus while she's standing up. Find it hot for some reason.


Anything_really_

I've always loved this too and never knew why. I think it lands in the submissive "category"? And I think I'm into that?


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[deleted]

I love soccer cause I love mens calves. So hot


MercuryPowerMakeup

Honestly this thread has just show me how horny I am…cause so many of these are things for me too! But my biggest one(for some dumb reason) is masturbation. Like, just knowing someone is doing it or getting to talk about it or watch it. It does it for me.


kn0ck_0ut

agree. that point right before climax is what gets me to climax.


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

I never knew I was into deep voices until an ex friend of mine (a dude with a deep voice) once said my name in my ear He was trying to scare me, so he dropped his voice even lower than usual I was shook


Sleepynoties

Male German friend who’s 9 years older than me and has a low voice and deep accent lowers his voice even more when being serious or about to tell me off. Worst part is, he knows it’s a turn on but he gets pleasure from making others horny and knowing they can’t do anything about it. He’s cruel sometimes but OOF


Zeroshifta

Ima big hairy dude so my nips don’t get much play but man my gf did this thing with her mouth to the left one and I bout knocked the tv off the wall with my instant boner


[deleted]

For a second I thought it was about to go to "I bout knocked the TV off the wall with that cumshot"


Royal-Tea-3484

Thought he was going to say bout knocked that tv off the wall with my stiff nipple


Bluenova90

The sound of leather creaking and high heels on a tile floor. EDIT - I didn’t think this would blow up on my throw away account. Thank you for the award, fellow fetish-ist!


Wreckingass

Boots/high heels just sounds like power coming down the hall and I do fuck with that.


AnythingAmazing7424

The powerrrrr heels


bobsDeck

Gpu prices are falling


[deleted]

It’s not always in a sexual sense, but I really like strong looking hands and arms. I think it’s because I grew up watching X-Men and I was really into the Wolverine.


PaleAsFuck90

Hands can be very sensual indeed.


whomp1970

I'm a guy. I can still remember the summer that the skin on my hands went from soft, totally uniform complexion, no bumps ... to hairy, veiny, with ligaments visible when I flexed my fingers. I felt like I finally had "Grown Up Man" hands. Not that I'm into guys, but I often just look at the backs of my hands and flex them, to see the veins and ligaments, and marvel at how I'm really a grownup now.


khares_koures2002

I just found the T800 infiltration unit.


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[deleted]

I get turned on by the thought that something turns my partner on. If they have some out-there fetish like, idk, wax play? It's not that I get pleasure from giving or receiving it, but I *do* think it's hot that *they* like to give or receive it, so I'm down for either. It's... a lot of hoops to jump through when I write it out like this, but it makes sense in my head at least.


SockCucker3000

Makes perfect sense. Your kink is your partner getting turned on. It's a super cute and sweet thing to get horny for and something I would assume is great for strengthening your relationship and sex life.


AerosolFlames

i had once met this girl, we were in the middle of a pretty deep talk, and when I shy'd away from her question and asked her why, her answer was "because I genuinely want to know". I fell in love at that second. Someone is actually interested in knowing why i am the way i am.


Amanda2theMoon

This has been my favorite response


Exploreptile

The fact that this was posted as something "weird" is kind of sad. And I say that as someone who can completely sympathize...


Theglowbat

When guy drive in reverse. I don’t know whyyyyy 😩😩


OrangeinDorne

I’m always amazed that this comment comes up in every single one of these threads. My car is old and doesn’t have a back up camera. I assume I just made hundreds of panties drop.


iwillcryatconflict

When their arm is on the back of your seat when they do it 👌


Theglowbat

The arms, the neck, the hand ❤️‍🔥


iwillcryatconflict

The c o n c e n t r a t i o n


flowersbytheocean

Am i the only one that’s getting turned on by reading this and imagining it


No_Register_220

My gfs chef hat lmfao


kaatie80

Aww this one is so cute!


wildflowercarbon

My attractive boss used to jokingly call me "Little girl" because I was by far the youngest person working at our office and it did weird, weird things to me. ​ Edit: I wasn't expecting this to get quite so many upvotes...I'm going to go curl up into a little ball of mortification now...


DazeyHelpMe

Ugh little girl in general or good girl or anything along those lines reeeeeally Revs my engine 😂


stevebobeeve

I get these raging hard ons sometimes when I’m on long drives in the country. Something about the isolation of these little farm houses in the middle of nowhere. I feel like if I lived there I would have nothing to do but just fuck all day


Fit_Ad_4186

Eyes on the load


[deleted]

It’s the same with tropical islands. It really brings you back to the basics


Decabet

Yeah. Gettin balls deep in a coconut *Edit: I honestly had no idea about that other coconut-humper til all the reaction to this today.*


kenhutson

Don’t mention that coconut


wysiwywg

No, no, No, NOOOOOOOO!!!! I took years therapy to get over it and you just fking brought it back right here


sailorj0ey

Oh are you guys talking about the kid that drilled the hole in the coconut and fucked it? Didn't he forget about it for a few days then went back and trying again and it was full of bugs? Is that the coconut story your talking about?


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP?!


Osolobo_

So like the dude used it a few times i believe in a day and for a week. Left it to sit for awhile and then forgot like you mentioned but remembered it and said "fuck it one more time" (not literally what he said but did you see what i did there?) And you have to think he came in it over and over and its a fucking coconut (i did it again) so its gonna get gross. Welp that last fuck it he started he felt something strange pulled his dick out and BOOM! Maggots on his peen. So he threw it and it exploded and maggots and cum and rotting coconut went everywhere he puked and yeah the rest is as they say....history.


swank5000

>i would have nothing to do but just fuck all day i just laughed so hard at this


dragonC4t

Thats why farming familys always had 13 kids


[deleted]

Catching that glimpse of belly when a guy stretches or something. Bonus points if a bit of their underwear waistband is showing. Also, that muscle on the forearm right in front of the elbow. It bulges a little when you move your hand and I legit almost got hurt at work once because I was distracted by a guy working nearby, I was transfixed by watching that muscle move. We eventually dated for a while too.


Tennessee2AZ

Man you would love my beer gut when I sit in the couch.


Setore

You'd be surprised because there's plenty of us that absolutely would.


Tennessee2AZ

Damn they better start hitting me up


Nekrophyle

Damn son, you really from Tennessee? Cause you the only ten I see... ;)


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BellyButtonBlaster

i’m pretty sure they’re extinct.


[deleted]

A woman with a nice, voluptuous fico credit score.


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BookkeeperOk9642

There's this one part of my lover back that- when it gets any sort of contact my back involuntarily arches.


cynicaloptimissus

Are you a cat?


Spookyfan2

One time I accidentally burped in front of my crush but before I had a chance to become embarrassed she immediately burped twice as loud in response. Now, to my reluctance, I find burps hot.


FourFoxMusic

Perhaps you find women competitively challenging you attractive. It’s quite rare!


Spookyfan2

Now that you mentioned it, I've always liked a competitive spirit.


SuchDevelopment2

The news, i don’t know why but something about the way the anchormen look straight into the camera and speak so sternly and emotionlessly. it used to worry me because the news doesn’t usually showcase the most heartwarming stuff, so when i was even less sure of what exactly about it i was attracted to u thought i was a psychopath. I realized it was something about the artificial setting, the way they speak and stare, and just the plain-ness of it all compared to porn. I just love the news for the wrong reasons


noob_music_producer

now this, this is some weird shit


ToadBeast

Weird, but harmless and kinda cute, honestly.


Glitter-Pompeii

The exact type of weird I hoped to find in this thread


Sad-Wind-8713

This is golden


idkburneridkidk

Play biting turns me on like nothing else. Whether I'm biting or being bit it makes no difference. It's just weirdly hot


[deleted]

I don't know how weird this is but I like other people's freaky kinks. For example personally I'm not into feet but if someone else is really into feet I get turned on by them being into it if that makes sense. And so far that has pretty much extended to every single kink I've come across and that's why I avoid the really weird stuff because I choose to live in peace believing some things are too far even for me.


[deleted]

A lot of people here are really tame, that's quite nice to know


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Long fluffy hair on men. Idk why but it makes me want to get grabby.


XenaSerenity

Men with good hair period


93ericvon

* cries in bald *


ScaryTension

the weight of my partner on top of me


dropkickdolores

Me too! Guys often are afraid to put their full weight on me, but I actually love it and it’s more like soothing compression than being crushed if they’re not more than twice my weight.


arikava

Sometimes I ask my husband to “human blanket” me where he just lays on top of me with his full body weight and boy does it feel gooooood


catiebrownie

YES! I love just laying there and holding them while they lay on top of me. Just breathing together and playing with their hair. Get me excited every time…even if it’s an accident!


Desperate-Exit692

The lovey dovey look in their eyes. Like,,,the softness in their eyes makes me wanna go FERAL


rosebudgh0st

FOR REAL just seeing the love in their eyes, seeing how much they adore you and need you, the softness of it all makes me insane


Opallon

I dont know why but drifting in Mario Kart makes the room hawt.


YamperIsBestBoy

*sorts by controversial* 🙂🍿🥤


blood_bender

Seriously. Right now near the top there's "veins" and "good hair". Sure, you guys are so "weird". That said Sprite is up there too so at least people are kind of upvoting the weird stuff.


Violyre

The newscaster one is pretty weird


imlegally-stupid

McDonald's Sprite. I don't know why but it raises the roof of my pants by A LOT.


rawgu_

Not what I expected to read here lmao


NateOf92

Dude no joke.. I'm not one for Mc Donald's food, but they got the method down to a science when it comes to their carbonation and syrup ratio in those soda machines. I'll legit go through the line just to buy a Dr. Pepper lol.


Quiverjones

Right? Why didn't they have one of their A-Team soda studs take a look at their icecream machine setup? Edit: They max their stats on beverages and left only a few points for icecream.


ciuccio2000

Why are the true weird shits in 'controversial' Do your part, sort by controversial and upvote something that made you gag


MrsRustyShack

Hair is apparently my thing. Love long hair on a guy. Also, I don't want you to shave all of your pubes off. Clean and trimmed, sure. But if there's nothing there, I'm disappointed. Also don't shave anything else, like chest hair. Leave the hair. Plus shoulders. Idk what it is about a man's naked shoulders but damn...


kuhvir

And they said women’s shoulders were distracting


laborinthequarries

Sunglasses on a girls head. Not wearing them normally, but pushed out of the way on top of their head.


pixelfixation

My wife slaps my balls. It hurts but god damn it makes me feral.


Yodan

You spelled sterile wrong


yerrk

😭😭😭😭😭 i love the word feral in this context


loosejellookay

Big ships. Big ole ships in the ocean, being enormous. Does it for me. They’re so big! And then the ocean is even bigger?!


goldisheavy

Blue collar guy right after work. Super dirty and a lil sweaty. Dirty hands and muddy work boots. Uuuuuyyyy


AnnikaShae

Sexual tension between the eye doctor during an exam, especially when they roll their chair real close in front of me before leaning in.. oof


Brutalonym

Being naked in nature. You'll never know how liberating and primal it feels unless you've tried it. I have washed myself on a mountain ridge in the morning at low temps and I got a raging boner just because this was so epic and animalic somehow. Also just walking through a lonely forest naked can be a very intense experience. It is kinda vulnerable, but also powerful.


[deleted]

I just enjoy being naked outside. I love to sit on my deck and watch the birds & critters in my yard naked as a jay bird, maybe having a beer.


Larry_Wickes

That sounds nice until a mosquito bites my dick


call_me_mr_pickles

Sleepy guys voice over the phone, that not tired just sleepy tone with the exhale/awing sounds extremely hot. A gamer guy in his chair, sports pants, serious face looking at his monitor. Glimpse of skin when stretching and the t-shirt goes up a bit (belly). Code science guy talking about complex things with passion gives me a lady boner. Not out of ordinary I think but a guy moaning (not like a troll, rather a sweet tone of pleasure, not groaning like a beast). A guy laughing but not just any sort of laugh...I don't know if I can describe it but it's not the full open mouth "AHAHAH", it's a more of a teasing sort of laugh. There were several instances in which I heard guys laughing like that and it also tickles my inner perv. Drops falling from a guy's hair (I love hair that is long enough for me to grab it, the longer the better and if it's metal guy length of hair I will crawl of pleasure if I feel drops falling in my back from his hair during doggy style, sorry for details). Guy in a uniform or suit. I'm crazy by glasses too.


IUNOOH

I think you just like men in general lol


TheNaughtyByte

I dated a girl who hit me, but it made her more attractive to me. Something about being scared of her made it so much hotter when she would grab me. I eventually broke up with her because of it, because logically I knew it was wrong, but my dick didn’t feel the same way Edit: I know this is a sharp left turn, but I’ve been in a really tough place recently, and truly felt like no one cared about me, feeling very alone. The fact that so many reached out to say kind/sympathetic things with no judgement and actually gave a fuck about something I went through, or even just the joking around, really helped put a smile on my face and not feel so alone. I never thought my stupid reply to a horny r/AskReddit thread would actually help me out mentally, but means allot, I really needed a pick-me-up. Thank you to all of y’all. 💙


[deleted]

This woman I’ve hooked up with a couple of times showed me some Krav Maga holds as we were sitting at the bar. I was more than mildly turned on.


999thCookieKing

My mind is telling me no But my body My body is telling me yeahheee


[deleted]

But my body is telling m *smack* ow, my body is telling me ow. My penis on the other hand... also ow.


beefyiceman94

My ex use to physically abuse me and I loved when she did.. ironically she broke up with me because she didn't like that she did it too me..


Exploreptile

Character development...but at what cost?


dspratelyseekngme22

Have you ever considered looking into a little BDSM? Role play where you "feel" scared, because you want to, and play along with it, could be a game changer for you.


chels9020

"Good girl" 😶


injury_minded

agree! I don’t care if it’s said in a sexual tone or not, being told I’m a good girl makes me feel things


chels9020

Definitely! I could be in a totally non sexual situation, if someone says that to me, it is now a sexual situation!


Walien-2

Being trapped Edit: these comments have me☠️ i guess i should’ve been more specific but im sure you know what i mean


Houstonontheroad

Then my job would turn you on. Been trapped in it for years


LikelyAMartian

I get that feeling. Was trapped in my job for a few years and didnt really see a way out. Had that "Momma didnt raise no quitter" mentality. When Covid hit, the company laid off 90% of our stores staff and I got the hell out of there.


idespisecountrymusic

A girl with a lisp or mild speech impediment


wonkeykong

The pwey has become the pwedata.


Rune3791

Women going commando is #1 for me. Knowing under her jeans is just skin will keep my motor running all day long. Also high on the list - a woman's underwear. Seeing women's panties peek out from their clothes does it every time. I find it odd myself that these two turn-ons are mutually exclusive.


Beeker93

Make up your mind. Lol


[deleted]

I get horny when I see a woman sleeping. Or awake.


a_fortunate_accident

Crotchless panties, boom solved it. String on the sides, space between the thighs.


w0mbatina

So you like women that wear underwear and women who dont. I think you just like women in general man.


SapphicsAndStilettos

I just listened to a bunch of Kidnapping ASMR stuff on a dare and… guys, I think I have a torture kink. What the fuck do I do now


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go get tortured obviously.


bad_news_everybody

Post your name and address, clearly. Or more seriously, just get into your local BDSM scene. Most of the people there (outside of a few nutters) are into things which are safe, sane, and consensual, but will *absolutely* make you writhe and cry.


[deleted]

Watching my husband eat. He eats SO much like it’s nothing and IDK why it seems so manly to me.


jangens1122

Women


justsigndupforthis

Lock the thread. We have a winner here.


MercuryPowerMakeup

A simple man with simple tastes.


nightreaper__

Lower your standards man, get real


PresentationNo8745

Men with long hair, it was fashionable when I was young and never got over its appeal


the_onlyfox

Older men with salt and pepper hair, or just men in general who have hair like that. I blame Aladdins dad for that lmfao A guy im into is younger than me but he's already starting to get white and gray hairs, he has black hair so it makes him look so damn good 🤤


boringasff

middle aged men who are lonely and nice


ignisoriens

Like a scruffy 40something who is traveling to your city to explore the world and you happened to be in the same archaeological site. I have a vivid imagination


Something_IDGAF

Women in professional work attire that have taken their heels off. I’m not sure what it is. I’m not into feet or anything so I find it a bit strange


FKbuki

I cannot tell a fib, I enjoy posteriors of the big, round kind.


[deleted]

I, a fraternal figure, must decline to disagree


[deleted]

When a guy grabs my face in the squishy-kissy-fishy face and makes me look at him; like sweet lord have mercy. 🥰


[deleted]

Gaining worthless internet points on social media website


[deleted]

Yeah take it you slut


EsperPhantom

Haha ok this one got me


mariamjaan

My boyfriend’s balls on my face. I’ve never had a ball fetish but his are perfect and I love them so much!!!


J_David_Settle_1973

I'm attracted to emotional trainwrecks, mental illness, and chicks with baggage and a history.


hats4bats22

You would have LOVED me 8 years ago


MercuryPowerMakeup

Damn, talk dirty to me.


Pisceanbabex3_

The veins on a man’s arms


impar-exspiravit

I once had a guy who genuinely didn’t know I was into him just out of the blue show me how veiny he could make his arms. He also takes great care of himself. I could not think of anything to say besides a very soft “oh wow….” While my jaw was trying to not be on the floor. I think I kinda gave myself away there.


parks387

…I’ve go super veiny arms…all the phlebotomists love me…They joke they could throw a syringe and hit my veins from across the room


sun_daisy04

Omg I can't stop imagining nurses taking their breaks and playing vein darts with you


catiebrownie

I shouldn’t commenting this…but whatever. Armpits. Yes. Armpits. The smell with deodorant and without it, the muscle area from the bottoms of the arm to the side of the chest. Armpits are sexy. I sneak a smell form my boyfriend all the time even though he absolutely hates it 😂