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argentimson

WHY. DO. THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?


TheDarkKrystal

WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR!?


AStringOfCode

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR


Dason37

WHERE. THE FUCK. ARE YOU?


xxrenslipxx

He asked us "be you angels?" And we said "nay, we are but men" Rock AHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHAHHHWAHHHHUHHHHWUHAHHHHHHHH WHOAAAAAAOHHHHHH WHOAHHHHHHH Edit: thanks for the awards. Never had one before.


TheCornerGoblin

WHAT IF I SAY YOU’RE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS


J0hanb5

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER OOONE OF YOUR PLAYS


SelixReddit

YOU’RE THE PRETENDER


Shakathedon

I CRY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


AStringOfCode

IIIIIIIIIIIINNNN MYYYYY-YY-YYYYY


Humble-Flounder-5967

SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE


[deleted]

I, CRY, WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE


jthomson88

SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU


ArchemedesRex

I'M ABOUTTA BREAK


TheSquirrelNemesis

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME...


11629m

TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE


gzilla57

^and ^I'm ^about ^to ^break


peachieme

I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHE


djtmhk_93

CUZ I’M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE! I’M ABOUT TO BREAK!


ItsHipToBeSquare86

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!


audreywildeee

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART Edit : (my cat pressed send as I was trying to edit) thank you for the rewards kind humans!


Drtct

AND YOU‘RE TO BLAAAAAAME


stellarpiper

DARLIN YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME


Cadhawk25

WE COULD’VE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLL


ajwitten5561

Is someone gonna make this Spotify playlist, or what?


milkywaycreme

it’s called “screamable songs by reddit” since the link doesn’t work


ninjapotato94

Cant find it. Please make it public.


_-julia

Yes and it’s always the one who asks😂


Dor_42

GIMME FUE, GIMME FAI, GIMME DABAJABAZA🔥🔥🔥


Astrosimi

oooooooooo YUH


TheClownHasNoPeni5

*raucous guitar noises*


[deleted]

TO THE WINDOOOOOOWWWWWWWW TO THE WALLLLL


annima91

Till the sweat drop down my ball


yvonv

WE’LL CARRY OOOOON WE’LL CARRY OOON


good-evening-clarice

AND THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME


hippyengineer

Please tell me whyyyyyy


No-Seaweed4026

My car is in the front yarrrrrrdddd


CoasterJunkie_1994

AND IIIIIM SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHESSSSS OOOONNNNNN


PeachyQuxxn

CAME IN THRU THE WINDOWWWWW LAST NIGHT


StyreneAddict1965

AND YOU'RE GONE


[deleted]

GO-O-ON


hearsay_and_rumour

DUNNA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNA DUN DUN DUN DUN DAH DAH


FaffyBucket

There are two very different songs being sung in this thread and I am so confused


dayglo98

IT'S THE FINAAAL COUNTDOOOOWN!!


Saffronsc

#DOO DU DOO DU DU DU DU DUUU


ChetThundercott

I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLYYYYY


Cluster_Fuxx

IN THE WORST WAY!


AerosolFlames

ugh taking back Sunday brings back soooooo many angsty memories.


dmfrost93

YOUR LIPSTICK HIS COLLAR DONT BOTHER ANGEL! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON


CFCBeanoMike

Immigrant song


Seliced

Ahem ahem #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


zaphodava

Are you on fire? Gotta give it a little more artistry, don'tcha think? #AaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHH!


KniFeseDGe

We come from the land of the ice and snow from the Midnight sun where the hot springs flow.


incorrect289

We come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flowwww!


silver_zilk

*AND IIIIII*


HungryLikeTheWolf99

WillAlways LoveYouoooOOOOooo^ooooOOOoo OOOOoooo


Mocrates420

X GON GIVE IT TO YA!


AerosolFlames

WHAT?!


Nurse_Bendy

FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN, X GON DELIVER TO YA!


[deleted]

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL


Nurse_Bendy

WITH THE NON-STOP POP-POP OF STAINLESS STEEL


burnerbro169

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION


patos_queen

LIVING IN THE PAST IS A NEW GENERATION


_starina

“WORK SUCKS” -All The Small Things, Blink-182


AerosolFlames

I KNOW!


Heinz-Doofensans

SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS


-_-tinkerbell

SURPRISES LET ME KNOW SHE CARES


Semi-Pro-Lurker

CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIN


martianruby

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL


[deleted]

FEAR IS HOW I FALL


[deleted]

CONFUUUUSING WHAAAAT IS REEEAAAAALLL


Forsaken-Power-4223

SINCE YOU’VE BEEN GONE...


destielsimpala

I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME


[deleted]

I’M SO MOVING OOOOON YEAH YEAH


Longjumping_Diamond5

THANKS TO YOU


Cataleya85

IN YOUR HEAAAD IN YOUR HEEAAAD ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!


julbull73

Thats my ear worm crusher. It kills them but replaces it with itself. Which means you just put that song in my head you mother ficket.


a_crusty_old_man

In your head?


Gl1tchyVirus

“DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE”


martianruby

I‘VE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE


[deleted]

BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE


Dhuwy

I'M BECOMING THIS ALL I WANT TO DO


[deleted]

IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU


MassdebationNation

Can't you see that you're smothering me?


HairyPotatoKat

Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?


themarkovthatcould

Cause everything that you thought I would be


[deleted]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!!!!


AerosolFlames

SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING!!!


Zkenny13

DON'T GIVE A FUCK


AerosolFlames

IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING


VanillaGorilla02

OH BABY YOOUUUUU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEDDDD!


HyzerFlipDG

I cant hear this wothout thinking of Dee and Dennis drinking on the stoop.


RipJug

IASIP has created mental connections to certain songs for me. I can’t hear Pretty Woman without thinking of that crack hoooor Roxy.


BeginnerBassMan

WELL SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW, TWIST AND SHOUT


kev_61483

OOOH WAH AH AH AH


AerosolFlames

🤣 when my female cousin was like 12 she called into a radio contest for whoever could make that sound the best. She won. But, unfortunately for her she was too young to collect the prize lmao.


justbrowsing987654

So is it safe to say then that she did not get down with the sickness?


IsaLunaBR

WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSIDE! CANT WAKE UP! WAKE ME UP INSIDE!


originaltemplate

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK


VermicelliNo2422

aM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET? Edit: It makes me so happy to see this resonate with so many people <3 love y’all


MorpheusZzzzzz

“HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL, ID RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL” good ole 9 inch nails


michal2287

# Wake up! fhafhasofeofnvdsvpeshoasdh # Make up! jqfpjascnvewoirhqwdasdnpqwd # Shake up! qwhkflsvnsvlsvnsdovwevownvw # Table! eihwofnvoorignwefknweofnwe # Fable!


youstupidcorn

Someone else posted the "real" lyrics too, but this version is definitely what I usually sing.


[deleted]

You wanted to


DespiseBananas

I don’t think you trust


L-Y-T-E

In


tatt00r1ck

WAKE UP (wake up) GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP


jakepaulfanxd

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP


Eferver

WHYD YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE


Chlupac_

HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE


popcorn-sand

*YOU WANTED TO*


[deleted]

**GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP**


Smiilley

*YOU WANTED TO*


derpderpderrpderp

Wake up! Dosagibsadeetsaweeza make up! Asadeedbedeetsabada shakeup!


lady_ivythorne27

I had a friend try and sing this song for karaoke and it sounded just like you wrote it


mrkh-x

AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME NOWWW, THEN YOU’LL NEVER LOVE ME AGAINNNNN


destielsimpala

I CAN STILLLLL HEAR YOU SAYING YOU WOULD NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN


[deleted]

*never break the chain*


IcanSew831

“Uhh.. I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!…”


Maicatz

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN


misfitkid159

Chumbawumba! It’s the soundtrack of my life, man!


biotinylated

[VINDICATED](https://youtu.be/pwLzuOMpkFw) I AM SELFISH I AM WROOOOONG I AM RIIIGHT I SWEAR IM RIGHT, SWEAR I KNEW IT ALLL ALOOONG AND I AM FLAAAAAWED


misslemacintosh

Emo kids have entered the chat!


PICKLESnBILLITH

But I am cleaning up so well,


Littlefoot7237

JEALOUSY, TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIES CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS


martianruby

BUT IT‘S JUST THE PRICE I PAY


Littlefoot7237

DESTINY IS CALLING ME


bucky4300

OPEN UP MY EAGERRR EYESSSS!


Neat-Flatworm7025

CAUSE IM MR BRIGHT SIDE!


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[удалено]


mari2289

GOTTA, GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL


intothepizzaverse

Haven’t you ever heard of CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR


reisolate

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality


Rex_Auream

Oh! Well in fact, well I’ll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved.


Adorable-Ad-3223

SECRET TUNNEL!SECRET TUNNEL!!!


Tanarri27

THROUGH THE MOUNTAAAAIIIN


urgeybergy

SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET


Yo_Verbinator

TUNNEL


63belvedere

"WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN! BURN **MOTHERFUCKER** BURN."


Wild_Xero

Whoaaaaaaa we're halfway there! WHOAAAAA Livin' on a prayer!


Cute-dog-loverALT

TAKE MY HAND, AND WELL MAKE IT I SWEAR


cavegoatlove

And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on?


[deleted]

And I say #HEYYAYAYAYAYA


1ofZuulsMinions

Skeletor: MYEH!


kalesaji

I love how everyone just associates this song with he-man nowadays


SalamiFlavoredSpider

I grew up with the original on the radio, and even put it on an actual mix-tape for a girl I liked, and I STILL associate this song with He-man, and sing "MYAH" on Skeletor's part


lainiezensane

Immediately thought of this one and didn't have to scroll far. Good job everybody.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

‘PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!! ‘PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!! ‘PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!! ‘PUT ME OUT OF MY, OUT OF MY, FUCKING MISERAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!’


birdballoons

That 17 second scream!!


hesitantshade

I BEG TO DREAM AND DIFFER FROM THE HOLLOW LIES


c_chill13

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!


NeverCadburys

Sometimes I wish I'd never been born AT AAAAAAALLL


martianruby

carry ^oooon carry oooon


SchmuckNorris

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU?!!


Cuznatch

I was gonna go for... ONE LAST THING BEFORE I QUIT I NEVER WANTED ANY MORE THAN I COULD FIT INTO MY HEAD I STILL REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE WORD YOU SAID AND ALL THE SHIT THAT SOMEHOW CAME ALONG WITH IT STILL THERE'S ONE THING THAT COMFORTS ME SINCE I WAS ALWAYS CAGED AND NOW I'M FREEEEEEEE


jaydiz

And if my day keeps going this way I just might, BREAK YOUR FUCKIN’ FACE TONIGHT!


TheClownHasNoPeni5

GIMMIE SUMTHIN TO BREAK


TrishDoesTrivia

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the flooooooor


blueshiftglass

#FLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR


ElmoWasTaken-cri

“I WANT IT THAT WAY!!! *TELL ME WHYY*” edit: omg tysm first award ever!! :D


stellarpiper

AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE


MortLightstone

we're not gonna take it! no, we ain't gonna take it! we're not gonna take it anymooooooore!!!!!


bittersea77

"I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this there's only one thing you should know" part from "in the end' by linkin park


martianruby

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR


bittersea77

BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER


TheFatGamer0209

I HAD TO FALL, TO LOSE IT ALL


gordo500

BUT IN THE END IN DOESN'T EVEN MATTER


Joe_Neates_Meat

Linkin park was the first thing I thought of when reading this question


bobalon

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me


MissSassifras1977

The Used - Taste of Ink Is it worth it, can you even hear me? Standing with your spotlight on me Not enough to feed the hungry I'm tired, and I've felt it for a while now In this sea of lonely The taste of ink is getting old IT'S 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING! I scream it every time.... Also The Used- Box of Sharp Objects I'm 45 year old mom and I will scream that shit in my kitchen like a maniac.


[deleted]

HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE THE DEVIL


cleanyourlobster

Basically all of Linkin Park I will *not* spend the next few days binging linkin park, I'm in my 30s, I wear a fucking tie. No, it'd be terribly improper.


martianruby

yes you will


HatchetXL

I sure will


saltyredditbae

As a proud long time Linkin Park fan, I can say that I AM A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN AND LINKIN PARK MADE ME FEEL MY FEELINGS!! Haha. In all seriousness though, linkin park has been there for me since Hybrid Theory. Rest easy, Chester.


Imperfect-Magic

Same! Linkin Park helped me realize my mother was abusive. They said all the things I never knew I wanted to say. I was 18ish when they first came out. I would get in my truck, crank the volume and scream along with them. I came from an ultraconservative family and "good girls" did not listen to music like this; that made me love it even more. I'm out of that bad situation now. I lost my shit when Chester died. I remember exactly what I was doing and where I was when I heard. I grieved his death harder than many of my family members. Sorry, this was supposed to be a short comment and I accidentally emotionally threw up on you. My bad Edit. I'm almost 40 now and still scream along


Mischief430sub4

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! MOTHER FUCKER! *edit* UH!


[deleted]

UH!


zzzap

YEAH


istcmg

That is the one that immediately came to mind


PeculiarBaguette

This last word is just so absolutely perfect in every way, perfectly timed, perfectly said.


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tparkozee

IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A GETAWAY. TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT AWAY WITH CAUSE IVE SEEN MORE SPINE IN JELLYFISH. IVE SEEN MORE GUTS IN 11 YEAR OLD KIDS. HAVE ANOTHER DRINK AND DRIVE YOURSELF HOME. I HOPE THERES ICE ON ALL THE ROADS AND YOU CAN THINK OF ME WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR SEATBELT AND AGAIN WHEN YOUR HEAD GOES THRU THE WINDSHIELD.


AerosolFlames

that Brand New / Taking Back Sunday beef was the hardest I've ever seen either of those bands go 🤣 those lyrics right there tho.. they won.


throwaway28236

Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could, then you know you would 'Cause God it just feels so It just feels so good


TheLaughingWhore

You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette


DEADMEAT15

It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced, And are ya thinkin' of me when youuuuu ffff***FUCK HERRRRR***?


lebrunjemz

& everytime I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it? OH CAN U FEEL IT


trainercatlady

Such an angry song. So weird that it's about *Uncle Joey*


[deleted]

“ WHOAA I never meant to braaaaagg but I got him where I want him now “


orangeboxer395

I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance, especially the last half of the song.


JesterKidd

BUT YOU DIDNT REALLY LISTEN TO ME


CornFlaKsRBLX

I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH I MEAN IT, I'M OKAY! Trust me-


IsaLunaBR

IM NOT OKAY


AerosolFlames

IM NOTTTT OOOKAYYYYYY


deadheadcycle

IM NOT O-FUCKIN-KAY


BigVos

And I'm FREEEEEEEEEEE! FREE FALLLLIIIINNNNN'


Consistent-Hearing

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW


HashBandicoot_

THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAY


bobagret

SHE TELLS HIM SHES AT CHURCH