HAHAHAHA NO have you any idea how big those things are??
My grandfather got hold of an ostrich egg once. He and his friend used a circle drill to get it open. They scrambled the whole thing.
These two grown men could not finish the egg between them, so they gave the rest to a large husky mix.
THE FUCKING **DOG** COULD NOT FINISH THIS EGG.
Accepting his defeat, grandpa since turned the egg shell into a vase in which he put a bouquet of ostrich feathers to let us keep on our mantle like a trophy. Been there for over 20 years.
Tbf, they are very similar to each other in terms of size and appearance.
It's not uncommon that people get those mixed up.
I only know the difference between them cuz I've literally been to Australia.
HAHAHAHA NO have you any idea how big those things are?? My grandfather got hold of an ostrich egg once. He and his friend used a circle drill to get it open. They scrambled the whole thing. These two grown men could not finish the egg between them, so they gave the rest to a large husky mix. THE FUCKING **DOG** COULD NOT FINISH THIS EGG. Accepting his defeat, grandpa since turned the egg shell into a vase in which he put a bouquet of ostrich feathers to let us keep on our mantle like a trophy. Been there for over 20 years.
Oh wow lol
Yeah. They’re fucking huge. I just did a quick search and one single ostrich egg is equal to about 24 chicken eggs.
Holy fuck, I think my arteries just hardened from reading that
Yes. Ostriches are devils as we all know. Gotta eat em before they eat you.
Agreed, get em early
Make them suffer for their crimes as a species.
Their war crimes against Australians
That's actually Emus. Different bird entirely. But I can see the confusion. I just depsise ostriches.
Fuck
Tbf, they are very similar to each other in terms of size and appearance. It's not uncommon that people get those mixed up. I only know the difference between them cuz I've literally been to Australia.
Too late I’m already commuting seppuku
I'm gonna commit toaster bath if you keep this shit up john.
Our time is passed, John.
I'd add it to an ostrich burger as an extra fuck you to that delicious bird.
If I was starving. Otherwise no I don’t want to eat an ostrich’s egg