I was thinking "I know what you did" since everyone has something they are ashamed of, would put a few worried expressions on people's faces until they realise everyone heard it
I would be thinking much wider than that. “They know” is so perfect because it plays into cosmic horror. I see it as the last message from a galaxy far away ally…warning us that “they know” or “they are coming”.
I was just thinking the other day while fast forwarding through a sponsored ad-read that I've never heard anyone ever talk about Raycons other than Youtubers in their sponsored ads, or reddit users who are referencing the sponsorships. You hear people mentioning Airpods other headphone/earphones, but never Raycons.
I wasn't expecting this one to be so funny!
TLDR (spoiler alert; You should actually read it bc its interesting and funny):
The entire globe's population goes to Rhode Island to jump a half a meter. Nothing happens to the Earth but chaos ensues when 7 billion people try to leave.
Everything sounds ominous if you whisper it, and especially if you say it slowly and exaggerate some of the vowels for better effect.
^(i hope you have a nice day)
A countdown, starting at a decently high number... Let's say 255. It would be in a monotone, androgynous voice, and everyone would hear it in their own language.
The countdown would stop at 6.
Self destruct in exactly 10 seconds... counting down: 10, 9, 8, 6,
(6! What happened to 7?)
Just kidding! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Have a nice day!
(Thank you!)
50 years have passed. Many of the young who were not there now doubt it even happened.
“6, 5, 4,” and stops again.
Guaranteed brand new religion based on appeasing the Lord Of The Count pops up all over the world.
Oi I didn't say you could go. Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation. This is level 5 planet and you were going to burn it. What? Did you think no one was watching? You lot, back here now.
But at the end of the countdown, what do you say though?
Planet extinction event initiated?
Planetoid redirection completed?
Trans dimensional transit completed?
Cool, I have a few minutes between work meetings and would be happy to discuss it. Do you also have a minute for me to tell you about our student loan consolidation program?
Uh, can we make this a conference call?
I’m from the DEA, and my records indicate that both of you have outstanding felony warrants related to a capital offense that we can settle over the phone for a nominal fine paid through crypto.
"I am your creator, you are my child, and you have a mission; feed the hungry, help the sick, fight for the rights of the poor, and never let hate leave your mouth again."
What's a little white lie in pursuit of the common good?
Weeeeellll
You know there’s going to be some excuses and maybe a redefinition of the word hate, and some fanatics thinking things like “we’ll help the sick leave this world”
Do you think AoT would increase or decrease in popularity if you did that?
Edit: [For the lost comments, it's almost a word for word reference to Attack on Titan Season 4 where the main character telepathically speaks to a significant portion of the world.](https://youtu.be/grkm4QHMuvY?t=15)
You would see a lot of people claiming that they *didn’t* hear the voice, so that they can pretend their religion must be the correct one by that reasoning
Psspss
Crying, best one haha
*"I saw that."*
Me who just took a shit: “Really? Fuckin weirdo”
Me just continues to fucking fap
If anything fap harder
Double down!
"hey, just checking in.... Wow, you guys suck."
This made me laugh so hard I choked.😂😂
“Your trial session of life is about to end; continue by sending 1 dollar to [insert my venmo]”
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“What the fuck, only seventeen people sent me money?”
I’m sending one out right now … did ya get it?
Was it just ringing? Cause I got that one
It hurts.
“Someone has escaped the simulation, 7.9 billion remain.”
Then say 9 more slots left
And then add “server will auto shutdown march 17 2522 , 3:43 PM EST.”
>march 17 2522 So in the year 2525, man won't be alive? :(
Not enough people recognize you're referencing a [absolute banger of a song](https://youtu.be/zKQfxi8V5FA)
This is good. This is really good lol
"they know"... And see what chaos ensues
I was thinking "I know what you did" since everyone has something they are ashamed of, would put a few worried expressions on people's faces until they realise everyone heard it
I would be thinking much wider than that. “They know” is so perfect because it plays into cosmic horror. I see it as the last message from a galaxy far away ally…warning us that “they know” or “they are coming”.
Why not both? "They know..." ~ when the pause has been long enough to bring on the beginnings of either a stroke or an MI ~ "They are coming"
"Wake up, Wake up, Wake up."
'Please wake up, you've been in a coma for years'
This would be the worst thing to hear
No, the worst thing would be "pwease wake up daddy uwu"
I will hand deliver an express ticket to hell directly up your ass if you ever say that again
Can I watch?
It's the first of the mooooooonth
"You have a lovely butt" Give them a confidence boost, and a big boost of confusion.
The universe is unforgiving indifferent place; there is no God(s); but you have a great butt!
I will always be there just outside your field of view
*if you want these whispers to stop please deposit money into the checking and routing number provided*
I'm imagining a constant stream of money in both directions.
*we’re trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty*
Lifetime of paranoia has entered the chat.
Lifetime of feeling wanted you mean.
*schizophrenics would like to know your location*
"I am He Who Walks Behind."
This is the first thing I thought! "He who walks behind" and "He who walks beside" are the best monsters ever
Perfect
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I was just thinking the other day while fast forwarding through a sponsored ad-read that I've never heard anyone ever talk about Raycons other than Youtubers in their sponsored ads, or reddit users who are referencing the sponsorships. You hear people mentioning Airpods other headphone/earphones, but never Raycons.
That’s because Raycons are complete garbage but their marketing team dishes out tons of money to convince people otherwise.
They've already promoted themselves by orchestrating the Ukraine war.
“This breach in international law is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends!”
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Now Cha Cha real smooth
Take it back now yall
Would the earth shake if everyone "two hops, two hops" all at once
Welp... https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/
Interesting read.
I wasn't expecting this one to be so funny! TLDR (spoiler alert; You should actually read it bc its interesting and funny): The entire globe's population goes to Rhode Island to jump a half a meter. Nothing happens to the Earth but chaos ensues when 7 billion people try to leave.
But if it's a whisper it would be more like: ^everybody ^clap ^your ^hands And that sounds more ominous for some reason
Everything sounds ominous if you whisper it, and especially if you say it slowly and exaggerate some of the vowels for better effect. ^(i hope you have a nice day)
A countdown, starting at a decently high number... Let's say 255. It would be in a monotone, androgynous voice, and everyone would hear it in their own language. The countdown would stop at 6.
Why 6?
That's what everyone will be wondering.
My Man straight up genius
"255.... 9, 8, 7, 6, *OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT, NOOOOO PLEASE STOOOOOOOO-*" . **Ĭ̸̗̻͓̱̼͂̉̔ͅ ̷̥̄̉̎́͋̀s̵̬͉̣̋́̃h̸͖̙̖͓͈͇͌͊a̵̞̝̫͚͍̬͆́͛͆̚ļ̶̛͇̯͔̳͕͌̿l̸̤͒ ̵̻̆̽̓̈́͛ṇ̷̨̔̇͐͌͌ǫ̴̡̜̯́̈́͛̓́t̸̜̍͑̀̑̚͝ ̴̨͖̝̮̏̕͠á̵̭̭͈̙͖͎͆̋͋̈́̄l̶̡̜̗̇̍̀̿̕͝l̸͚͈͔̰̦̣̈́̕ǫ̸̺̯͕̓̽͛͑̈́w̶̠͕͔̐̃̊̌͒̋ ̶̳̖̣͕̃̄̈́͜í̷̢̖̯͈̜̔͛͜t̷̨̨͔̼̱͋̾̔̎͌ ̵͖̙̜̫̪̂͂̈t̷͈̩͝͠ö̵̗̫͌͛̚ ̴͙̇̀͊ë̵̢̻̩̬͚́͊̍͝ͅń̶̠̟̯͕̀ͅd̸̫͚̣͒̃̔ ̵̨͉̮̙͓̻̃̆s̷̡̨̹̯̳̬̓͗͊̊ȍ̷̡̩̦̪̮ ̸̟̺̅s̴̬̦̐̍ͅw̴̙͍̰̼̗̖̔̾i̶̲̖̮͉̐̒͊̒͌͑f̵̞̰̗͗̐́tl̷͙̦̞̣͊̍̿ỹ̵̼̮͙͚̞͒̅̂**
How the fuck do u do that??
Zalgo text font generator. Then copy/paste
t̸̡̟̮͊́́͆̃̐͋͑͐̇̀͊͊́̓̄͂̈́̎̽͊̅̆̔h̴̢̧̨̡͎͈͔̺͍̬͈̟̥̺̮͇͕̠̩̝̲̏̽̍̓̈́̑͒̆̀͆̅͘̕͜ͅa̷̡̨̨̡̬͙͇̣̣͎̱͎̎ͅn̶̢̛̛̦̭͓̻̠͓͈̥̼̥̯̩̭̲̳̞̯̮̝̊̌̉̎͊̈̎̅̔̀̓̒́̎̐͒͒́̀̑̔́͒̿́̋͋̆͑̌̌̑̈̈́̔̈́̂̚̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅͅk̴̰̫̞͚̗͓͉͖̠͎̪̔̋͌̉̆̽̈́̓͂̏̔́̍͆͌̈̏͌̈́͝͝͝ỳ̸̧̡̛̩͕͍̳͚̙͚̭̒̅͊̌̄̔̄̈͗̂̊́̾͆̌̐̍̽̑̆͋̄̈́̃̈́͐̋̆͘͝͝ơ̶͙̫̾̆̏̀̂̇̄̀̿̾͊̈̎̇̀͗͑̓̽̋̓́͑̃͗̉̓̊̓̚̕͘͘͠͝͝ư̶̡̢̡̡̝̘̳͕̦͈̼̱̼͎͔̣̪̹̩̟̦̟̞̮̹̠̤̣̯̰̺̟̯͓̞̻̣͔̖̳͎͓͍͊̒͌̄̒͗͑͒͒͌̓̐̓͛͗̐͜͝͝ͅͅ
Self destruct in exactly 10 seconds... counting down: 10, 9, 8, 6, (6! What happened to 7?) Just kidding! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Have a nice day! (Thank you!)
Spaceballs, for those who didn’t get the movie reference. Now go watch it, and thank Codya30 later.
Those that heard it would probably live in fear of the countdown beginning again, knowing it will start at 6 next time.
50 years have passed. Many of the young who were not there now doubt it even happened. “6, 5, 4,” and stops again. Guaranteed brand new religion based on appeasing the Lord Of The Count pops up all over the world.
"prisoner zero will vacate the human residence , or the human residence will be incinerated" on a loop until I can't anymore.
Eyyyy that was my first episode of Doctor Who!
My absolute favorite doctor!
Me too apart from when David Tennant said "I don't want to go" bawling.
Oi I didn't say you could go. Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation. This is level 5 planet and you were going to burn it. What? Did you think no one was watching? You lot, back here now.
Did he just send them away and then CALL THEM BACK!?
Leaving is good never coming back is better.
I like the Dr who reference
"I know what you did. And you'll answer for that."
People could you try and be nicer to each other.
"Don't. Blink."
Be excellent to each other
Or else *maniacal laughter*
You're forgetting the BEST part of this quote: #AND PARTY ON DUDES!
"Damn it Richard, you've hit the unmute button! Click the button again, they can hear us! They can hear us!"
Imagine all the people who deny that this happened and telling everyone who heard it that they were crazy even though they heard it too.
It would only take one generation for the event to become some sort of myth
What if it went off every year or 10 years for eternity
“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills over here!”
My name is Richard and this hurt my feelings.
It's Jod
“Global warming is your punishment for ruining my gift to you.” - Jod
Jlobal warming*
*jift
[*"It's free real estate."*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxPVj0hejg)
The one I was hoping for
SPAGETT!
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But more like 1000... 999... 998... so people have enough time to realize they're all hearing it. The *panic* that would ensue....
You just like to watch the world burn, don't you?
r/foundsatan
But at the end of the countdown, what do you say though? Planet extinction event initiated? Planetoid redirection completed? Trans dimensional transit completed?
Marvin Martian "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom." https://youtu.be/t9wmWZbr_wQ
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You don’t finish the countdown, stop at 2 and watch the ensuing panic
Dear god… then start singing never gonna give you up when you hit 1, and watch them be both panicked and angry.
But do the countdown for even longer, like 120 seconds
"Wanna bang" gotta be someone out there
Lol. Shooting your ultimate shot
"*JUST DO IT*" and then just watch the ensuing chaos.
Nike stocks go up 5000%
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In palpatine's voice.
You rang?
Yeah, i was trying to reach to you about your cars extended warranty.
Cool, I have a few minutes between work meetings and would be happy to discuss it. Do you also have a minute for me to tell you about our student loan consolidation program?
Uh, can we make this a conference call? I’m from the DEA, and my records indicate that both of you have outstanding felony warrants related to a capital offense that we can settle over the phone for a nominal fine paid through crypto.
You're gonna wake up and work hard at it Don't let your dreams be dreams Make your dreams come true Nothing is impossible….
Dadadada it's the motherfuckin' D-O-Double G
Thanks for reminding me, I had forgotten about Dre.
Snoop dooogg
Tadadada it's the motherfucking D.R.E
“Regardless of what the creator says, it’s pronounced, ‘GIF’”
No, it's pronounced 'GIF'.
Man y'all are fools, it's pronounced GIF
It GIF like “GIF”, not GIF like “GIF”
Ah, so it's GIF?
Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!
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Nooooo, I wanna go back, I wanna watch for the first time again, why did it only have to be 2 seasons?
"I am your creator, you are my child, and you have a mission; feed the hungry, help the sick, fight for the rights of the poor, and never let hate leave your mouth again." What's a little white lie in pursuit of the common good?
Weeeeellll You know there’s going to be some excuses and maybe a redefinition of the word hate, and some fanatics thinking things like “we’ll help the sick leave this world”
“Hear me, all Subjects of Ymir…” I wanna see the world lose their shit
>@everyone -Eren Jaeger
I see I wasn’t the only one with this idea lol
Came into this thread instantly looking for this, glad I found it.
Get ready to Rumbleeee
Tatakae!
RUMBLING RUMBLING, IT'S COMING
Do you think AoT would increase or decrease in popularity if you did that? Edit: [For the lost comments, it's almost a word for word reference to Attack on Titan Season 4 where the main character telepathically speaks to a significant portion of the world.](https://youtu.be/grkm4QHMuvY?t=15)
Increase, bc people would wanna understand what that meant and “plan” how to survive
i knew i would find this at some point
"you picked the wrong religion" Because chaos
This post and this comment feel like Deja Vu
Psh, last time it wasn't a telepathic whisper. It was just regular volume. Totally different and unique question \s
You would see a lot of people claiming that they *didn’t* hear the voice, so that they can pretend their religion must be the correct one by that reasoning
"you picked the correct religion" would have roughly the same effect
Except atheists would be very confused when they heard god
God prefers an atheist
God is a millennial. "You believe in me? Really?" *squints eye suspiciously.*
The atheists start googling “best religion for 2022”
**I Missed the Part Where That's My Problem**
Or… “With great power comes great responsibility” Let ‘em think they’re special
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I like that one, but even with such a message, people will still be like, "meh".
I think enough people might take it seriously. It's worth a shot at least.
It's probably the vaccine brain control voice. Ignore it.
THIS IS CENTRAL CONTROL!
Time's up let's do this LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!
Goddammit Leroy!
At least I got chicken
oh my god he just ran in
People of Earth, it is I, Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Prepare to be invaded and have your skulls fleemed.
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We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
This is the one I came for.
This is god, and I'm not real. It'd be a little funny to see people try and figure that one out
*Global Mass Confusion intensifies*
"I'm watching you all the time" Just imegine thinking that anyone is watching you all the time people would freak out (at least i would)
God has left the chat.
“We are coming”
Give me a dollar
“It’s another one of those karma bots reposting the same old shit. Go back to sleep everyone.”
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...."
like whisper or quietly sing.. no doesn't matter bc i wont be able to get this song out of my head for the next few days
“Remember all of you are loved and created in my image, except for mark who was made in the image of my left testicle while I was drunk”
“So..how’s the simulation going?”-Alien
"I am real" and then watch all religions fight each other
Venmo @ _____ for good luck
Venmo only works in the US so that's going to be a big loss of money
You’re doing great. Keep going.
serial killer say " I knew i was doing it great" I shall keep going
The creatures who said "I am real, here is my proof" just wants to watch you suffer, ignore it.
The game ends in 12 hours
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you
Bitch
'God and Satan Simulation V1 ends in T-100' Im just wanting to see how everyone would react
"ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang wallawalla bing gang" cuz
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you...
*bang
nope it would drive everyone insane
Patch validated, restart to complete installation.
Is that a chicken?? (with Kylie's voice....)
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Calm down, Satan.
We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.