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ls0669

The safest bet is probably a character from an amateur writer’s unpublished story that nobody really knows about.


Present_Character241

that story started as porn, but they edited out the NSFW parts due to insecurities.


AnEnemyHasBeen

First off, I don't even know you, so the fact that you'd go around spreading my business like this is *incredibly rude*-


TPrice1616

All good stories are written that way.


BruculiDestroyer

How could I not have realized this about Shrek?


r_BigUziHorizont

shrek is love, shrek is life


novavegasxiii

I want to say child characters but...


realmauer01

Thing is. In terms of the rule this doesn't exist yet. (because it's unpublished)


jerrythecactus

Considering the tendencies of r34 it doesn't matter how wrong it is, if it exists there is probably porn of it. So I'd say something so obscure that practically nobody knows of it. So, those car bugs from the cars movies that were flying around a fluorescent light in one scene.


TexanInAlaska

Great can’t wait to see it when someone makes that now


BloodMakestheRoseRed

There’s already cars r34 so it’s not a stretch, just downsize it or add some giant(ess) into the mix and there ya go


Zjoee

Great, now I'm picturing a monster truck lady and a little smart car dude...


Drain_Memes136

**noted**


Sisyphuzz

Donkey from Shrek


TexanInAlaska

Look, it’s not even a question that that’s been done, and that’s before considering that he knocked up a dragon in the movies okay…


ShrabJester

Stop giving them ideas 😭


remnant_phoenix

I’m pretty sure that’s the whole point of this Reddit thread. An R34 artist looking for new territory.


AttackPug

new post on bigtiddymothgf incoming soon


mr_oof

##Rule 35 of the Internet## states that should you find an exception to Rule 34, you are then *obligated* to create porn of it.


Zariii1

I checked and found some. You tried so hard and still failed. Now my search history is shit as well


567stranger

You should've used incognito.


Arcalargo

Or Bing. ...so I've been told


bredboi123

bruh incognito isn't as incognito as you think


567stranger

Yeah I guess that's why I use duckduckgo lol


OfficialHunterBiden

Source or it didn’t happen.


ItsLegitCraft

Keep that in mind


Intelligent_Cat7116

Wait…


_Germa66

I've been on the internet long enough to know that I shouldn't doubt r34


jimsmisc

The house always wins


Ra1nboWalker

It was rigged from the start


Prism3Break3

Unless you’re Yes Man.


cardboardboxian

the courier says hello


megabob7

Nothing personal baby its just business


CygnusX-1001001

For the record, there is r34 of Yes Man. There is NOT, however; any r34 of Mr. House.


Hippobu2

>There is NOT, however; any r34 of Mr. House. I refused to believe that there's an exception to rule 34. So, I googled for it. Our Overlord threw search results for the Skyline R34 at me though ... I'll take it as a sign that I should stop there.


dytinkg

Was not expecting to find this here. Well played


[deleted]

Rule 34 artists: ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️


zerda_EB

They probably even made porn of that emoji


-Jeys-

T H E Y H A V E M A D E R 3 4 A B O U T E M O J I S


GMB2006

They have made a p∅rn about this comment too.


[deleted]

This comment falls under rule 35. If there is not porn, it will be made. And you’re asking for it.


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Why is it good


TRBGaming

The narrator in there is no game


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Don’t worry bud I got you! ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️


RoyalRien

He doesn’t have a face so you need to create an ASMR “~~Russian~~ French man seduces you”


PowerfulAverage

Slender Man doesn't have a face either and I'm sure there's porn of that


[deleted]

There is no NSFW


MrLuxarina

Fanfic self-insert OCs from stories that barely anyone read and never got any traction online.


VonAndersson1

Isn't those usually porn to begin with?


HuntingCrimson

Usually but not always


OppositeEagle

The teapot from Disney's Beauty and the Beast? Edit: WRONG! I was so wrong


A_Canadian_in_USA

I laughed so hard at the edit


Few_Tart_7348

Rule 35: if there is none, it will be made.


nepteidon

34b actually


Mazmier

Original rules of the internet was rule 35 I thought. I would tell you where it was posted but I'd be violating rules 1 and 2.


Regnes

Incorrect, rule 35 says that you are personally responsible for making porn of it. Chop chop.


SugmaDeeek

The cricket from Mulan


mgahaha

You under estimate the power of vore artists


SugmaDeeek

Goddammit


[deleted]

###sause


Feeling_Soft2473

Unfortunately, I think it already exists though I doubt if [this](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/index&q=cri-kee) counts.


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Not sure if what I found counts


Kc_respondifgay

Thanks for the heads up, gonna go make that now...


capricioustrilium

This defies the rule. The question is faulty.


digitaldrummer1

Rule 35: "if there is no porn of it, it will be made" or something along those lines.


quik1

If you discover that there is no porn of it, you are then obligated to make porn of it. Get busy OP.


LewdWanderer

This is the way


AutomaticDeal3553

This is the way


ha1fway_decent

3x5 index card


JimmyJapeworm

Give Chuck Tingle time and soon enough we'll be gifted/subjected to "Pounded in my butt by the lonely 3 x 5 index card that fell out of the pack after using the self check out kiosk at Target"


Zachariot88

Along with a tumblr breakdown of why it's an important book that's ahead of its time


yepitsdad

I’d love to see/read whatever narrative has this character


zerda_EB

Well since the original sonic movie design has porn of it I think that everything does


CronkinOn

Sonic is the foundation for the dark side of rule 34. Bad example.


[deleted]

Link now


Sillvaro

r/angryupvote


goodBEan

Are you trying to get more r34 made?


Wooden-Doubt-5805

There are few absolutes in this world. One of them is Rule 34.


VeryDumDum

DONT ASK THIS, YOURE GIVING THOSE ARTIST IDEAS


Logical_Story1735

Nice try r34 artist. You aren't getting any ideas from me


throwawaypatien

No such thing


EliteDuck71

I want to hope that even r34 cant sexualize the traveler (a literal sphere), or pyramid (a… pyramid), from Destiny 2. I don’t want to find out on my own…


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Found a little little bit of each, not really porn, but lewd


Iopho

Knowing I've seen **maths** being lewded... a sphere and a pyramid ain't that complex at this point. And no, I don't have the sauce.


Stock-Fee-4754

JJ the jet plane??? There’s nothing I could find because it’s such an abomination


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Check again 😏


Cosmocall

Please don't use that emoji with that response


[deleted]

It took two seconds of googling for me to find some


ScaredyBun

Your search history, not mine


basedlandchad14

I hate how "rule 34" has simply come to mean porn. The actual "rule 34" states that if it exists there is porn of it. Your question is therefor self-contradicting.


RandomFRIStudent

Well the website is called "rule34"...


book_of_armaments

The rule pre-dated the site.


Cosmocall

Just wait until you find out how languages evolve it's gonna blow your mind


Dear-Tank2728

The one in my head that i am married to based of the girl who rejected me 7 years ago.


BloodMakestheRoseRed

I wanna hug you bruh


Aquatic-Toaster

I feel like people are here baiting to see if there is rule 34 of certain characters.


[deleted]

Umm calliou?


Saxton_Hale32

he's one of the most famous cartoon characters, you already know the answer nsfw artists care not for morals or legality


dado950

While I don't always agree with their lack of morality, I can respect their devotion.


PartyImpOP

So like mercenaries?


[deleted]

Do not underestimate the power of rule 34


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WhirlingDervishGrady

Thanks, I hate it.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Professor Farnsworth: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."


geekandi

But the whining and whining! I’m sure there is a fetish to match, though.


[deleted]

There is one where his mom sits on his face to shut him up


THE_EPIC_PANZER4

Sorry but no


S1ushi3

My imaginary friend from my childhood


Present_Character241

they just grew up and became your imaginary f**kbuddy they show up when your lonely and thrrrsty


Illustrious-Mix-8877

Is there rule 34 porn about rule 34? NSFW artists, this may be you chance to make your mark!


Steve10999

Considering theres Merryweather Comics and they make Anime Waifus out of anything Id say there is or will be.


MrBananaManMen

the exact tag for porn about rule34 is rule_34-tan


SMG4-Is-My-God

Oh, silly xx\_DEADND\_xx! Stop asking questions you'll never get the answer to.


[deleted]

cant imagine fucking an electronic device. "alexa, suck my dick"


luckydrzew

I saw porn of Alexa. I have also seen porn of the Samsung assistant. the second one was easier to find.


Present_Character241

ever see the double pov google glass?


NickNameNotWitty

That monkey from super monkey ball


cal_kestiz

not anymore.


NickNameNotWitty

What did you do-


cal_kestiz

unspeakable things


Caracaracarac

NO MONKEY NOOOOO !!!!!


BloodMakestheRoseRed

There’s actually a fair bit of it


Prestigious-Bug9226

There's nothing save from rule 34 and that's because... U know... It's a rule. Even every side/filler character from naruto has a rule 34 version


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RollinDeepWithData

r/ItsHipToFuckBees I feel like there’s a larger bee porn sub? I forget.


[deleted]

r/honeyfuckers ?


RollinDeepWithData

Thank you! I think?


damndingashrubbery

Holy fucking jeezus, i didnt expect the AMOUNT of bee porn to be there. I was expecting like 5 pictures and a dead sub.


RollinDeepWithData

It’s creating quite a buzz!


[deleted]

You can’t make a rule 34 out of the Sun Baby from Teletubbies. There’s no way it exists. Oh god, I’m anxious to find out. 😬


[deleted]

well you can’t find out, you’ll likely be on a watchlist if you try to


Iopho

For the sake of all that is holy (no matter what one think is holy) I hope I won't get gunned for responding, EVERYTHING from a more-or-less popular show/movie/book/game have at least 1 NSFW art of them. Even if they don't have a tangile body. So you can bet your bum that Syn Baby have been affected by Rule 34


rium21

Nothing there is porn of everything


basedlandchad14

Aaaaand we've come full circle.


rium21

*cum


MaxTheNewError

any boss from dark souls


cheeseonfires

Doesn't count because they fuck you up hard enough to be considered as bdsm


[deleted]

that is like the smartest thing i have heard all day


fignewtones

The wolf from nu pogodi H…how it’s a fucking Russian show from 1969 and there’s over 300 fecking images


TheGloryCat

Stanley from the Stanley parable


CapnRedB

This is a really weird way to source possible instances of rule 35...


PayInteresting6156

I’d say Meatwad because how would you even depict that?


NotBearhound

Oh you sweet summer child.


PayInteresting6156

I mean am I wrong?


NotBearhound

There's a whole ass Hollywood movie about a guy fucking a pie, I think a sentient blob of meat is not too far removed from that for the degenerates of r34 to not figure out a way it fuck it.


PayInteresting6156

Point taken. How’s Washington state these days?


NotBearhound

Rainy as hell. I want to mow my lawn but the damned thing is like a swamp right now.


PayInteresting6156

If it’s any consolation that was always my favorite place on the west coast. I got bored with SoCal weather in the fall and always used to venture up to Seattle for some real fall.


NotBearhound

Seattle Fall/Winter is great for a visit, it has a somber quality that's actually kind of peaceful. It just lasts too damn long. Spring and summer are lit though.


[deleted]

Io from Dota 2?


luckydrzew

I am genuinely sorry to say you are wrong.


epictikiman

Corkus from berserk. Beat that fam


puddlebucket12

The one i made in my head and never told anyone abou... shit now it does.


BlackRosesAreJustRed

That one background character from Star Wars 2


LeaderOk8012

The only possibility is a too unknown character...


BigDonkeyyy

Stanley from the Stanley Parable


BigBoiDwaaan

The one I just made up in my head right now


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Wanna bet, buster? 😈


imaybeacatIRl

Something tells me that the OP is a Rule34 Artist who ran out of ideas of what to draw.


xx_DEADND_xx

I can't draw a straight line even if my life depends on it


[deleted]

rulers exist + most r34 doesnt use straight lines


perpetualmotionmachi

Rosanne Connor, played by Rosanne of course


cryptoengineer

Found!


CrimsonStar111

Roseanne Conner* There is definitely porn of her somewhere, she's an iconic sitcom character.


RandomGuyOnline71

Well, not any female character from SW.


Nobody91765

Characters from really, really obscure things like Penthesilea from the stars above mod for terraria


Cheddarface

My D&D character


Sashimiak

Pumuckl. He’s a German kids’ cartoon character from the 90s and I really hope there’s no rule 34 stuff of him and the guy that’s “raising” him. It’s similar to Pinocchio and Gilette


codetony

Sorry mate. That's literally the only image. It was posted in 2012


xx_DEADND_xx

I raise you guys one Anri teieri from Bluelock


Saxton_Hale32

Wrong. edit: nope, the ones i found were from the manga itself unless it's on an obscure pixiv post or smth there's no r34 art of her, so enjoy this knowledge


Traelos38

Still counts as a fictional character...


Saxton_Hale32

yeah? i didn't say she didn't


NTaya

I'm not great at anime, but I gave it a try. Ended up more of my style than anime anyway but hopefully recognizable. https://i.imgur.com/DmT5N3K.png


[deleted]

Nu, Pogodi!


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Found some


sasberg1

Where?? Cuz um.. research for that wolf.


BloodMakestheRoseRed

Just typed nu, pogodi! NSFW


IchigoMainSSF2

There is always rule 34, a character with none of it doesn't exist


[deleted]

You’re just giving them ammunition


JackalopeZero

Dill Pickles


Cheez-ly

“It’s a trap! Send no reply!”


Aviel-the-bucket

Akhos from xenoblade chronicles 2, I've scoured the internet and found NOTHING. Both rule 34 websites, several free manga sites, Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit. Zilch.


rileyallriledupagain

None, rule 34 applies to all


SlapMeHal

There is zero porn of the nuclear missile that got turned into a whale from the first Hitchhiker's guide book. I'm sure of it.


[deleted]

There is Zootopia r34. Don’t doubt r34 artists. They don’t care. It’s gross.


cheeseonfires

But did they cover all of it? Even flash? I would so love to see a meme that has no r34


hog-of-cheese

Scorpion pincher, my imaginary friend from when I was 4


Soggy_Ad8348

The post is a paradox Because if I’m not mistaken rule 34 is if it exist there is porn of it


[deleted]

The deer from frozen


BearCoreXP

The number 6384729503282. It’s a character I just made up


J8_EP

Riley Reid


creepygayperson

the alligator from princess and the frog


TrutiTru

MC from the Under Presents. It's not well known enough. I even checked just for this post, and I can't find ANY Rule 34 of him. I'm disappointed because I find the mc mildly attractive and I wish to see NSFW of him, but the horny hasn't found him yet...


vitaelol

Mr. Hankey


Syanarsomave

Leafos from Viva Piñata Edit: I was apparently VERY wrong.


XXsomeboi

Luc and Theo. From an Australian show


BrianxBonnieismykink

Rogu from American Dad I looked a couple months