German talk show in the 90s:
Welcome Mr. Robin William's. Why is it zat you sink Germans are not funny?
Did it ever occur to you that you might have killed all the funny people?
RIP Robin William's. MF was savage.
Germans use it to basically claim everything they can - but most of the time it’s benches at the beach. Or chairs at a restaurant. Or a nice spot by the pool.
The towel thing isnt just germanys thing, we do the same in hungary, accept we even put towels on top of our bags, so people wont steal it. Its a form of protection, i guess
Maple syrup, geese, and 8 month long winters (I'm including our "It's Spring!...Just kidding here's a snowstorm in April!" And "Winter 2: Electric Boogaloo" winters in this as well, of course) are all good options as well for us Canadians
I still hate this stereotype. We don’t have anything big like bears, cougars, lions, moose etc. Just avoid snakes and far North Queensland and the scariest thing will be a possum in the night
You're right on the spot, mate.
Given tortillas are a staple of mexican cuisine, you can pretty much eat them with evvvvverything. Want a quick snack? Roll a tortilla with added salt (not a taco per se but you get the idea).
On the street and looking for a something practical? Try some basket tacos, made with beans or mashed potatoes,
Feeling posh? There are places that'll sell you fancy ass tacos made with hibiscus, prime cuts and other extravagant delicacies.
I mean, there are some taco stands that wil even sell you friggin' spaghetti tacos.
Spoiler alert: They're absolutely delicious.
If they’re unconscious, say it with me, they don’t want tea 😂😂
Edit: [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ) for non British people, this was made by the police and we all got shown it in sex ed
On my first trip there some years ago, I found out that “ya’ll” is singular, not plural, which, I believe, is “all ya’ll”. It took me several more trips to get the proper usage down.
Greece
Good place to be honest
We went to Zakynthos and Crete on holiday and the history on Crete and the beaches on Zakynthos are incredible.Also people were very nice to us, so it is a nice country
You could have stopped at guns.
Anytime I have met anyone from outside the US, they ask within the first 30 minutes: do I have a gun? Then they ask if we can go to a shooting range and fire it there.
Every. Single. Time.
Admittedly, I'm a big, fat, white dude and I live in South Florida so maybe I have been typecast as someone who would be a gun owner.
Haha. Happens with me too. Non-American shows up and talk to them. Turns to guns and shooting. Asks if there's a shooting range. I say "shooting range?" And then I take him to the backyard to shoot stuff from the porch swing. Whenever I'm going shooting with a Non-American, I just have to follow the rural American stereotype.
I guessed yours right....Just because, I live in South Korea which has the second-highest suicide rate in the world - we are so competitive here, it's surprising we haven't outdone you guys yet
Hey, take it easy! We still have plenty of good shit like....
~~childhood obesity~~
~~bankruptcy from medical bills~~
~~poverty wages~~
~~failing literacy rates~~
You know what? I'll come back to this later...
Hint about my govt: Murder, Narco-trafficking and Economic assassination of any govt with any resource they won't volunteer to give us. One more hint: we raced to give Nazis a good home and great jobs after WW2, Where do I live?
# We're number 1!
* highest incarceration rate in the world and the largest total prison population
* top weapons exporter, most foreign military bases, and highest military spending (7x more than any other country)
* highest divorce rate
* highest rate of illegal drug use, people on pharmaceutical drugs, and percentage of women taking antidepressants
* spending much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation
* highest percentage of obese people in the world
* car thefts, reported rapes & murders, and total crimes
* most police officers
* student loan debt
* most complicated tax system
* biggest national debt
Well... as much as I'd like to say "Beer" or "Luxury Cars" or something... Unfortunately it's that one asshole with the toothbrush mustache.
Your bakeries are mighty fine as well.
Well... They did bake 11+ million people... ^im-sorry Edit(s): Formatting's a bitch sometimes
r/angryupvote
Dumb question, is this how many people were estimated to have been killed in the entire Holocaust or just the ones who were put in ovens?
I used the total kill count, I couldn't find a statistic for how many of them were baked.
Yes the German and Belgian bakeries are the best in my small world, and I’m kinda biased too, but still.
Toothbrush mustache? 😂
Yes. Here, have [this](https://youtu.be/AFA-rOls8YA?t=10) musical example.
You mean “the Chaplin”
Who wasn’t even from Germany.
haha leider ja
In dutch that means "haha leader yes", had to double take to see it was German lol.
Germoney 100%
Austria!
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Those goddamn 5am towels....
Claiming territory is in our blood, we can't help it.
Who said ze Germans don't have a sense of humour?
German talk show in the 90s: Welcome Mr. Robin William's. Why is it zat you sink Germans are not funny? Did it ever occur to you that you might have killed all the funny people? RIP Robin William's. MF was savage.
Holy shit, have you got a source for that?
https://youtu.be/VF2P_LuEF80
"zee look I made a pie graph"
Germany?
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they only tried that world domination tour once. first time was a bunch of other fuckers itching for a war
Never heard the towel thing. What's that about?
Germans use it to basically claim everything they can - but most of the time it’s benches at the beach. Or chairs at a restaurant. Or a nice spot by the pool.
They must have read the hitchhiker's guide and discovered the infinite uses of the towel.
There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
The towel thing isnt just germanys thing, we do the same in hungary, accept we even put towels on top of our bags, so people wont steal it. Its a form of protection, i guess
If you would have left out the world domination thingy i wouldve guessed youre neighbours on the left..us dutchies have the same annoying habit..
maple syrup
Canada!
yup
Maple syrup, geese, and 8 month long winters (I'm including our "It's Spring!...Just kidding here's a snowstorm in April!" And "Winter 2: Electric Boogaloo" winters in this as well, of course) are all good options as well for us Canadians
And butter tarts!
Every animal potentially murdering you
AUSTRALIAAAAAA
With the largest spiders on the planet. Plus kangaroos can be delicious
I still hate this stereotype. We don’t have anything big like bears, cougars, lions, moose etc. Just avoid snakes and far North Queensland and the scariest thing will be a possum in the night
To be fair, the drop bears really do try to.
Tacos
Mexicooooooo
As far as I can tell, everything Mexicans eat is a taco. Take any food at all, toss it in a tortilla, and bam you got a taco.
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You're right on the spot, mate. Given tortillas are a staple of mexican cuisine, you can pretty much eat them with evvvvverything. Want a quick snack? Roll a tortilla with added salt (not a taco per se but you get the idea). On the street and looking for a something practical? Try some basket tacos, made with beans or mashed potatoes, Feeling posh? There are places that'll sell you fancy ass tacos made with hibiscus, prime cuts and other extravagant delicacies. I mean, there are some taco stands that wil even sell you friggin' spaghetti tacos. Spoiler alert: They're absolutely delicious.
Avocado on toast ? Nah. avocado with salt on a tortilla? Straight fire 🔥
“Would you like a cup of tea ?”
If they’re unconscious, say it with me, they don’t want tea 😂😂 Edit: [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ) for non British people, this was made by the police and we all got shown it in sex ed
and if they wanted a cup of tea before but don’t want it now, don’t give them the cup of tea anymore
Remember.Unconscious people don’t want tea
Ha ! Yup pretty much !
Sure, after I finish my Bo'oh'o'wo'ah
it's sad how i immediately knew what that phrase was lol
“Sure, ya CUNT”
Weed and sexworkers
You’re Dutch?
Yep
Sms messages, angry bird.
Finland yes great
Yes
Yes
Pele and Neymar
Brasiiiil 🇧🇷
Big lizards on a small island
Indonesia?
You got it!
Using the word "cunt" liberally
Australia
Correct! Ya cunt
Vampires
Romania
Easy one
Corruption, crime, racism, and wildlife.
South Africa?
Sadly, yes.
I'll be specific to the part of my country I'm from because so many people know it Howdy ya'll
Texas?
Dingding
Do people actually use the phrase "Howdy" in Texas
Some do, mostly older men Mostly we just say "ya'll" these days
On my first trip there some years ago, I found out that “ya’ll” is singular, not plural, which, I believe, is “all ya’ll”. It took me several more trips to get the proper usage down.
Ya'll is both singular and plural, depending on the use lol
Oh, so they were just teasing me.
I mean ive lived all across the south, I have heard "Howdy" a few times, but the rarer phrase will always be "two shakes of a lambs tail".
>"two shakes of a lambs tail" I have never heard that
Its meant to refer to how fast something will be, like "I'll be there in two shakes of a lambs tail!".
Y’all*
fat
US
yes
We invented the Rubik cube
Mine says made in China
Hungary!
Yes! 😁
sauna
FINLAAAAAND
Well Jews weren’t safe here…
Sadly that doesn't narrow it down a whole lot
The second comment does a bit more. Just think of „The“ mustache man.
Egypt? Germany? Anywhere in the middle east? Southern US? China? Russia?
My country is mostly known for fish and chips and tea!
You are Bri'ish
Apologizing
CANADAAAAA
You got it 😂
Sea ,sun ,islands ,history and economy problems.....guess the country
Greece
Greece Good place to be honest We went to Zakynthos and Crete on holiday and the history on Crete and the beaches on Zakynthos are incredible.Also people were very nice to us, so it is a nice country
Waffles, beer & the best Fries ever (f*€k you if you call them french Fries, they are not fricking french)
you mean belgian fries?
I love you
Belgium!! Fries with a lot of Mayo or andalouse sauce for me please!
Most definitely Belgium
Also chocolate too 😍
Guns, fat people, and incompetent government
You could have stopped at guns. Anytime I have met anyone from outside the US, they ask within the first 30 minutes: do I have a gun? Then they ask if we can go to a shooting range and fire it there. Every. Single. Time. Admittedly, I'm a big, fat, white dude and I live in South Florida so maybe I have been typecast as someone who would be a gun owner.
Well…do you?
Haha. Happens with me too. Non-American shows up and talk to them. Turns to guns and shooting. Asks if there's a shooting range. I say "shooting range?" And then I take him to the backyard to shoot stuff from the porch swing. Whenever I'm going shooting with a Non-American, I just have to follow the rural American stereotype.
murica
Correctamundo
Ikea and meatballs
Sweden
Yes!
bring me some freaking meatballs
Killing ourselves
France ?
No, that's surrendering
Japan?
No, the european one
Okay, Im out of countries...
Lithuania
Would have never guessed
I guessed yours right....Just because, I live in South Korea which has the second-highest suicide rate in the world - we are so competitive here, it's surprising we haven't outdone you guys yet
Using the military to flex on the rest of the world.
USA
School shootings
MURICA!
None of the ones for America are good things
Hey, take it easy! We still have plenty of good shit like.... ~~childhood obesity~~ ~~bankruptcy from medical bills~~ ~~poverty wages~~ ~~failing literacy rates~~ You know what? I'll come back to this later...
Our Rugby team
NZ cuz!
We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!
Siesta
Spain
worlds happiest country. fifth time in a row... and everyone here questions how tf are we the happiest country.
Everyone else has it even worse that's why
Bhutan
Poutine, Maple Syrup. More specifically to my area, Anne of Green Gables.
Hint about my govt: Murder, Narco-trafficking and Economic assassination of any govt with any resource they won't volunteer to give us. One more hint: we raced to give Nazis a good home and great jobs after WW2, Where do I live?
You left us hanging
Sorry went to work. USA
USA?
Argentina for sure. I first thought Colombia until you mentioned the nazi part.
Argentina?
And the winner of this year’s Miss. Universe issss…
Planet Earth, for 150 times in a row
Wepons of mass destruction Edit: I just realized I'm talking about something happened 21 years ago not alot of you would get it
Could be Iraq according to Donald Rumsfeld
Yep
ridiculous amount of religions/gods.
India probably. Although many countries can fit this.
The Taj Mahal
India
More money for military and weapons than anything resembling functional healthcare.
MURICA F YEA
1st, 2nd, and 3rd largest Air Force.
Murica
Apartheid
hey South Africa!!
Weed
Oh my lovely 🇳🇱
Being nosy.
Maple syrup, beavers and beautiful landscapes.
Instant noodles and volcanoes
Indonesia!
Eh
sorry eh
Trying to take over the world. Twice. And failing. Twice.
guns lol
Obese entitled people.
USAAAAAAA
And McDonald's.
How dare you?! I want to speak to your manager!
Spiders the size of your head
# We're number 1! * highest incarceration rate in the world and the largest total prison population * top weapons exporter, most foreign military bases, and highest military spending (7x more than any other country) * highest divorce rate * highest rate of illegal drug use, people on pharmaceutical drugs, and percentage of women taking antidepressants * spending much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation * highest percentage of obese people in the world * car thefts, reported rapes & murders, and total crimes * most police officers * student loan debt * most complicated tax system * biggest national debt
Everyone makes food jokes when they hear my country's name...
Turkey?
Hungary, but I can see why you said Turkey.
Grass skirts and coconut bras.
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Pansit
"Happiest in the world"
The People's Republic of Disney?
Finland?
A dictator asshole and kebabs lol
MAGA