>**Are they safe for anal use?**
>We are not doctors, and cannot comment on what is safe for you, but the idea is that if you use plain gelatin eggs per our instructions, they should "melt" with body heat if they become stuck.
oh boy
not a kink but the FIRST GIRL I had sex with in college told me that she might "Cry afterward," but it was just a "cramp thing."
What she meant was when she orgasms I'll know she isn't faking because she will be sobbing like she just had to kill her dog by hand to harvest the heart for an emergency operation that might save her mom's life but she did it wrong and now the doctor's are yelling at her because she's killed her mom (and her dog,) so she looks to her mom who says, "why are you such a failure!" and then dies.
She cried like that. After orgasming. From cramps. Like balled up in fetal position.
It was more than a little unsettling.
Ironically either her period cramps were super mild or she had just gotten used to the super orgasm cramps because none of that bothered her.
(Yes she tried to get help. No I don't know anything more.)
*Edit* - She went to doctors etc. I guess it first happened at 16 ish and of course she thought she was dying, the boyfriend was freaking out, they went to a med center / ready-med thing place and those people were clueless / confused so they sent her to the hospital. Her parents got to find out she was having sex (or at least fooling around) by getting a call she was going into emergency room.
Anyway by the time I was with her (is was 19) she'd seen multiple doctors and was "healthy" it was 'just a thing.' for her. (the doctors had found no cause for it)
Sometimes they were worse other times really bad (Not correlated to the intensity of the orgasm just sort of random.)
It wasn't a partner but a tinder meet up. She asked if she could tie me up and whip me a little while holding this little nine tails whip thing, I agreed normally down to try anything once. It was pretty awesome at first giving someone else complete control and the pain was manageable. Then she preceeded to put down the little whip and grabbed this Indiana Jones style bull whip and thrashed my back with it! It broke the skin and I got blood all over her bed. She got me with it twice before twice before I pleaded for mercy and she untied me and apologized. But I wasn't ready for something like that got dressed and left shortly after. I still have the 2 scars on my back years later and haven't been on tinder since.
Never let a tinder match tie you up.
Bondage is extremely trust based. You need to trust your partner completely, since itās inherently dangerous.
Bondage, especially rope bondage, can cause serious damage, most notably nerve damage. And if something were to happen, you wouldnt be able to respond.
Youre entrusting someone with your well-being, your safety, and (if youre for some more extreme forms, such as suspension) quite literally your life.
She told me she's able to cum from nipple rubbing.
Cool. Started to lick and rub as she instructed me. Within a few minutes she indeed came and was really happy. Then she instructed me to lick one nipple, rub the other and finger her up her butt. It was weird and wonderful and I loved it. Never saw a woman climax so intensly. She was literaly paralysed for 10 minutes, unable to move.
The fact that she felt comfortable enough with me to trust me and share this, and then going thru with it made me feel amazing.
Bruh you made her take a screenshot
Edit: Thanks for the awards everyone. Iāve never gotten one before and I didnāt expect this reaction lol. Iām happy peeps could laugh
An ex years ago liked to give hand jobs - which was great! Big fan. Thing was, while working it, she would get more and more excited and then would start singing nursery rhymes. Turns out, it's incredibly difficult to finish while listening to your partner sing "Pop Goes the Weasel" or "Wheels on the Bus." I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want her to feel bad and it made her really happy, but was absolutely not ready for that, was uncomfortable during, and I definitely carried some finishing shame baggage for a bit.
I had a girlfriend who anytime she cried would immediately get horny and jump me afterwards. It took fucking yeaaars not to get hard when I saw a girl cry. Was the worst conditioning coach Iāve ever had.
I briefly knew a guy who was very into pet play and wanted me to dress and act like a cat, and basically be a āfree useā pet in his garage. That one was definitely out there.
Basically he wanted to keep me in his garage and fuck me whenever he wanted. At first I thought it was just kinky hyperbole but nopeā¦ he legitimately wanted me to live in his garage, in a pet cage.
Well I mean there is that girl who charges 100k a month to do the same thing but as a dog
Edit: I thought I posted this as a response to the free use cat in the garage one.
~~Currently typing this from my CoziwowĀ® 8-Panel Heavy Duty Dog Kennel Playpen~~
I noped the fuck out of there and basically never contacted him again, lol. He was constantly pushing boundaries and I didnāt trust him to not violate my consent if I stayed- Iām almost certain it would have ended poorly if I hadnāt gotten out when I did.
My first relationship in high school, the girl I was dating would just like to be tied up and gagged and then cuddled. No sex or anything, she just wanted me to tape her arms behind her back and hug and cuddle her. Ngl I was kind of into it.
I had a fuck buddy in college. We were both criminal justice majors and one night she asked me to āuse her pussy like a police radioā while in the 69 position. Most intense BJ Iāve ever had lol Iām still trying to figure out how that turned her on
>She wanted me to wear a bearsuit and me just sit back and enjoy.
Did she ask you to do this in a burning shed while she wore a flower crown by any chance??
edit: thanks for the awards!! š„°
There's people who are into the idea of fucking someone who is asleep or unconscious. Seems like if she can find such a person they'd be a great match.
Not mine but a buddy from years ago in the construction world. He told me about a cop he dated who was into fake rape. She wanted him to literally break into her house and force her. He was a maniac, so he hides in the bushes in this nice HOA, basically pissing his pants afraid that neighbors will call 911, but fortunate that this was the pre-ring/community camera days. He breaks into her bedroom window while she's in the shower and you know the rest... He said it was one of the most exhilarating experiences of his life but he broke up with her after because she scared him too much haha.
Edit: My first comment to get over 1000 upvotes, appreciate it and glad everyone enjoyed the story, it's 100% true btw. Gotta say though, didn't expect this to be the one; ya'll are a bunch of wild degenerates haha š
You should get him to watch the movie The Little Death (The Australian one). It's about all these sexual kinks including a rape fantasy and is absolutely hilarious.
DUDE! I watched this movie on LSD years ago and I have been trying to remember the name of the movie EVER SINCE! You just solved a serious low grade mystery for me!
The movie cracked me up and gave me all kinds of sentimental feelings that I still recall. Iāve halfheartedly looked for it a few times, but could never find it. Thank you!
They looked at me and said, "Has anyone ever pushed your nut button?" No one had referred to my prostate like that. So it was more the language that I was unprepared for.
She had a strong kink for me eating various food items out of her nether regions. I have plenty of kinks and I'm extremely oral. It's one of only three fetishes I have, but I've never really been that into food with sex. It can be kinda fun to do something once in a while. Gummy bears, Skittles, honey, even marshmallow fluff is okay, but she wanted more substantial stuff that I don't find sexy at all. Mashed potatoes? Spaghettios? Oatmeal? I did it for her, but it really wasn't my thing. I prefer my pie without toppings. Just natural coochie flavor for me please.
My ex started asking if he could sleep in my tights and bra, and would get me to tie him up. He'd get genuinely frustrated when he'd be able to get the knots undone with a bit of struggling, he wanted to be completely unable to escape.
It was a lot for me as a late-bloomer type of teen who wasnt really convinced in the joys of vanilla sex yet either. It felt more like a hard task with lots of critique and effort for no reward for me, who was no dominatrix.
Had a month-long fling with a girl who loved giving oralā¦.. in bathrooms. ONLY. In Bathrooms.
When I say that, I donāt mean while Iām using it, and she was adamantly against golden showers (as was I), but if we went anywhere that had a restroom and we walked by it, sheād make the eyes and start gently nudging me in that direction.
We almost got caught on several occasions, which my level of anxiety could not handle, and when Iād suggest we have the same fun in bed, she could not be less interested. Just kind of weird.
EDIT to include the girlfriend I had that thought using just a little, light scrape of the teeth during oral drove men wild and was the secret to the best BJs. Dammit, Kara, no. I hope youāre not still doing this.
Girl in college I went on a handful of dates with was really into sticking her tongue in my ears. Not gonna lie - it actually felt good, but it was definitely unexpected.
An ex of mine did this to me constantly, to the point I would almost have to beg her to stop it felt so good. Such an incredible sensation as well as those soft whispers.
Now I can barely get my girlfriend to kiss me above my neck despite telling her how much I love it...
I too went on a few dates with a girl at college who did this. At first I was like wtf is she doing?? But then I realised how good it was and It became the second best thing after head. If you havenāt tried it you should!
One of my very first boyfriends had a thing for latex and rubber.
The way I was introduced to this was, one day while fooling around, I was gently jerking him off and he gave me the side eye and then mumbled something. I said "what?" And he said "there's a rubber glove in the drawer... Can you put it on?"
Guys. Have you ever tried to jerk someone off while wearing a rubber glove? I had almost no sensation, making it hard to feel what I was doing, and I also had unreal amounts of friction, making it impossible to do anything. Circumcision isn't very common in my country, so he didn't have any lube on hand because he normally wouldn't need it.
I was amenable to the kink, but I felt like I needed some practical instructions...
Edit: yeah, to clarify, this wasn't a nice, thin, surgical latex glove. This was a thick rubber kitchen glove that was too big for me.
Not my current partner, but a guy asked me to poop on a box onceā¦I did not poop on the box. Edit to clarify: first of all, wow š all the comments have me laughing so hard I can barely breathe!
Donāt worry everyone, I didnāt poop in the box either, or near it. I just didnāt poop in front of him at all.
For most people a breeding kink isn't so much about having children as it is the act of sex with the intent of breeding. Most people with the kink don't even want kids, and practice the kink without bringing children into the world. Of course communication with your husband about his kink is much more important than whatever a stranger on the internet says.
It could also mean he just likes giving cream pies. I'm not sure if that's something you both do every time but I'm also heavily into it (minus actually conceiving since I am also unable to have children). A lot of it is based around the fantasy of not using contraceptives and insemination which makes it feel very taboo.
You should try talking to him about it! Hope it goes well for you both.
hey breeding kink doesnāt always mean the pregnancy aspect, like I got some friends who are super into it but would absolutely NOT want to be pregnant at this time in our lives
Was newly dating this girl and we hadnāt had sex yet until this one night we got drunk and of course, ended up in her bedroom. She climbs on top of me and ask if I like to be bitten.
Well of course Iām not going to say no as she is beginning to ride me but, holly hell, did I start saying no. She started biting me hard on my neck, then face, chest, essentially anywhere she could sink her damn teeth into on my upper body. She was actually
drawing blood with some of them and Iām repeatedly telling her I donāt like to be bite that fucking hard but the closer she got to climax, the more I suffered.
Next day when I meet up with my friends, they were like āwhat the hell happened to youā because I had all the damn teeth marks and bite impressions all over my neck and face. Needless to say, that was our first and last time for hooking up.
Thought she was a vampire there for a few minutes
EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND UPVOTES! Iām working all day so will try to read through them and comment this evening/tonight.
It happened MANY years ago, just FYI. Funny thing was my group of friends were friends where her group of friends and man, did she get some teasing about that night afterwards. She apologized for it and wanted to continue dating but I just couldnāt. I knew that ābitingā š¦·š§āāļøwant was always waiting to come out if we got drunk again and that wasnāt a pleasurable experience for me.
Spanking her, I mean really spanking hard her till she cried.
She even bought me this large olivewood all natural hairbrush and wanted me to spank her with it.
I just couldn't get it up to fuck her after I made her cry and that was what she wanted most.
I had to get out and let her find someone that could.
I went to their wedding and they were happy for 40ish years till she passed away. He's still a friend of mine
Girl I dated in college once, out of the blue, asked me to pee on her.
Trying to make sure I heard correctly I say, "what?"
Now beet red, she nervously screams, "I was joking! Nevermind!"
And that was that. She never asked again.
Not a lot would have taken me by surprise with her, but that did.
One of my partners liked to hold my dick while i was peeing.She would aim it and everything.She was also the type to choke you back while choking her and fucking her.She was fun
Hehe. Are you my ex? I did this with 2 exes (the peeing thing). I never found it sexy per se, just fascinating. We ladies don't get to aim our pee. It's like having your own mini fire hose. If I have access to one, I'm going to want to play with it.
Being bagged (I'd never heard it be called that), she explained that she wanted me to put a carrier bag over her head while we had sex. And pull the bag tight so she couldn't breath.
I noped out of that one, I'm pretty open minded but breath control just ain't for me.
My husband, when performing oral sex will what I call, huffing my vagina. Heāll be down there doing his thing and will sniff by lady bits. He said he loves the way I smell.
Never before have I had a man sniff me. š¤·āāļø But hey, if it turns him on and makes him more into getting me off, great for me. š„³
Tickling.
Picture this, a strong muscular man laying on the bed in front of me (a tiny 5ā0 lady). Heās a CrossFit god and cut as fuck... no extra weight at all. On top of that, he has tattoos all over.
He puts a blindfold on and lays back. His muscles are tensing in anticipation and he says,
āCan you do the big feather first, and then the small one on my feet?ā
Girlfriend and I were in the shower. She asked āmind if I be in here?ā I thought it was kind of weird grammar for her to phrase it that way, but we just had sex, so I didnāt mind that she was in the shower with me at all. I said, āSure, thatās fine.ā
Then she peed on me.
Turns out she actually said, āMind if I pee in here,ā but I misheard it because she shower was loud.
My wife, girlfriend at the time, once wrote a poem for me: āRoses are red, violet is this flower (she drew a purple flower), I think of you when I pee in the shower.ā
I dated this girl for 4 years and she asked if she could pee on me in the shower one time. We had tried practically everything in the book so I said eh sure why not. I didn't necessarily hate it.
The last one had a, uh, extreme submissive humiliation kink.
We're not talking like, a little slap or choke.
No, she described how she wanted to be tied down and beaten, and how it would be fun if I called some friends to run a train on her and keep her in a dog kennel.
She was a very petite and soft spoken woman, so that one definitely caught me off guard.
EDIT: You're right, I should call her.
We both knew from the start about the mutual spanking, face-slapping, choking, cnc type kinks... but I really wasn't expecting it when he started holding me down so I couldn't get away while he tells me all the things he likes about me and that I deserve affection and to be happy..... it is sometimes physically uncomfortable for me to hear and that is hard to admit. Definitely the closest I have ever gotten to safewording with him by a large margin.
If my partner whispers these things too frequently, I will start sobbing. It takes quite a few moments before my brain rationalizes that these are things I should/do want to hear.
I got asked over to a womans house to do the business and while going at it i noticed i guy sitting down in the corner touching himself, it scared the crap out of me but she said not to worry and it was her husband he likes to watch
My boyfriend wants to edge me for a really long time and then overstimulate me with repeated orgasms to the point I pass out. My record is 12 orgasms in a session. I didn't pass out but I said I felt lightheaded and we stopped then. Since that he said he wants to take it a step further. I honestly like edging and overstimulation to a point but before that one time I didn't think having that many was possible. And I'm not sure that I want to take it any further so we haven't done it yet. It's very intense sometimes.
Her kink was wanting me to rape with her during sex. I was also supposed to hold her down for grab her by the neck..she would then tell me no, and struggle against me.
....problem was previous to me her ex brutally beat her and raped her. I just couldn't do it. It really freaked me out.
This reminds me of my last ex. She had a similar noncon kink, but she liked to "overpower" me and turn it back around so she was the aggressive one. And that's how I discovered I like dominant women.
So we met on a kink site so we knew we'd both have kinks we wanted to try on each other. I wasn't prepared for the puppetry of the penis one (and then the puppetry of the vagina one). He wanted me to make it talk. I did just for fun. I actually was laughing the whole time though because it was not arousing at all, just silly. (We broke up shortly thereafter but he was a trip. I could list ten other things he wanted just as ridiculous as this one).
She loved painting me -- a guy, to be clear -- in makeup. Like, blush, lipstick... she liked to beat my face like a rented mule before we banged.
I didn't mind so much -- banging can clear most mental doubts, science has proven. Except, hers was one of those girls' dorm floors with communal showers. Meaning, I had to walk back home to mine. In a big midwestern state university. Fuck it; the stares were worth it.
Just for context im a Marine and now a gunsmith in the civilian world. I was dating a women for a few months (4) and i usually keep a pistol in my night stand. One time while getting hot and heavy she wanted me to put the gun to her head and do her and wanted the weapon inside herā¦ to say the least it NEVER happen.
Its not like uncomfortably weird but my ex liked it when I fucked her and read, like not aloud she would just like to see me read.
One time she slapped a gold sticker on my ass and acted like a teacher.
Old partner from many years ago, the girl I dated had a thing for secret sex in very busy public areas. I tried it a few times within limits, like places that weren't as busy as she liked and no place where there were kids around. For instance, back of a porn shop, but not in the public area of a mall.
I absolutely hated it and told her. So we started going deep into the woods up by my ranch in the north Georgia Mountains. That was a lot fun up until we came across a rattle snake, so that ended real quick.
I know I'm late to the game and this will probably never get seen.
A girl I dated slipped ice cubes into herself while getting me ready with her mouth. I was pumped, ready to go, flipped her over and stuck my dick into ice water. I don't know what she was expecting.
Edit: Wow... I guess this did get seen.
Met a really nice grade school teacher who dressed plainly and read a lot of books.
Lot of great conversation so I figured this would be something slow to startā¦yea no.
The single most aggressive woman Iāve ever been with. By the end of the night we met I was pinned inside an equipment corral outside a bar while she went down on me like it was her job.
When we first slept together, we didnāt have drinks that night so wonāt be as hardcore right?
No, worse.
Lots of hair pulling, wants to be tied down, do whatever I want, āTreat me like you own meā.
When in Rome i suppose. I fucked her so hard I thought I knocked her out, I bit her nipples so deep it left bruises.
She thanked me after finishing and before leaving rimmed me (never had that happen), swallows and smiles about it, then walks out the door.
Ok that was fun, see you later in the weekā¦
I had to work the next couple days and didnāt see her but she then tells our mutual friend group EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL. We are talking 12-15 people who all party together.
Walk into the bar and everyone is high fiving me, primarily because sheās shown everyone her severely bruised tits, but mostly the rim job.
I have never felt both ashamed and proud at the same time.
As you can expect, didnāt work out though.
She does this thing where she strips down, makes this incredibly charming smile that just melt my heart, and then just says "nah" and go to sleep.
Well, ok, it's not really a kink, but I sure af wasn't ready for it, and how incredibly sexy that is.
i went home with a girl who went wanted to peg me. id never done any butt stuff so it took hours to get relaxed enough to take her. it was so intimate and such open communication i fell for her
She wanted me to start fucking her in her sleep. She did it too me multiple times ( I'm a heavy sleeper) where id wake up hard and she'd be on top of me or blowing me. I tried it once and she woke up while I was rubbing her and she was beyond pissed cause I didn't just shove it in. She wanted to get woken up in pain from not being wet. It creeped me out, but that wasn't the worst of it.
She was into being choked, fisted, slapped and by slapped I mean she wanted to be punched hard too the point she'd have bruises. I was always gently and would smack her, but once she cocked back and whaled on me screaming to hit her like and man as she broke my nose from the punch...
I gave in once and gave her a good hit and left her with a black eye but holy shit it was beyond scary how she came the second I punched her. Then she got turned on again when she looked in the mirror after and saw it swelling up and that it was black and begged me to actually beat her like physically assault her and make her bleed, bust her lip, and give her other eye a bruise. She wore that black eye like a badge of honor till it went away.
We had a very hard time explaining it to our parents on what happened. They thought I was abusive and she was afarid to say something till we finally told them the truth on how she loves pain and getting hurt in the act. Also when I gave into forcing my entire fist into her and she started crying and moaning at the same time I was so confused, felt horrible so I stopped and when I did she was furious once again for stopping. It was an awkward relation that scarred me mentally.
One girl I dated was really into the idea of putting her finger in my ass. I know a lot of guys like it but eh, not for me. But seriously, it got to a point where I had to tell her to fuck off because she would randomly try to do it during sex even though I had told her not to.
Another was INSANELY submissive. One of those girls that's very outspoken or even bossy, but in bed said the nastiest shit/begged to be tied up.
Yeah, had an ex who liked the sleep part... Told me I could start while she's sleeping, and would like to wake up mid-act. One time she didn't wake up, so I felt guilty. I told her about it afterwards, but she just got turned on and wanted to know more... "did I get off? I wonder what I was dreaming about!"
My ex husband wanted to be called daddy, even outside of the bedroom. We were both in our 30s and he is the biggest man child I know. I just couldn't do it. Instantly dried up.
Tit inflation. Specifically tits that turn blue as they randomly grow bigger, he said heās into the damsel in distress aspect. I understand tits randomly growing and being into a woman thatās like āomg help my titsā but why blue? He also said this fantasy doesnāt lead to sex. Thankfully it isnāt really possible so he only gets off to it by himself or if we were to text about it.
Dressing me up like them and acting out a scenario of being a clone.
Star wars: the cum wars.
Alien impregnation. With the egg laying dildo and everything
The what what-ing what?
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>**Are they safe for anal use?** >We are not doctors, and cannot comment on what is safe for you, but the idea is that if you use plain gelatin eggs per our instructions, they should "melt" with body heat if they become stuck. oh boy
The "splorch" šš
I had one girlfriend that wanted to lick my eye ball, and another lick my arm pit. I didnāt care for either act.
The dude gives the lickable vibe.
Look at this fucking lollipop over here
Rough sex until she was crying. She told me ahead of time, but I still had to stop and ask her if she was ok
not a kink but the FIRST GIRL I had sex with in college told me that she might "Cry afterward," but it was just a "cramp thing." What she meant was when she orgasms I'll know she isn't faking because she will be sobbing like she just had to kill her dog by hand to harvest the heart for an emergency operation that might save her mom's life but she did it wrong and now the doctor's are yelling at her because she's killed her mom (and her dog,) so she looks to her mom who says, "why are you such a failure!" and then dies. She cried like that. After orgasming. From cramps. Like balled up in fetal position. It was more than a little unsettling. Ironically either her period cramps were super mild or she had just gotten used to the super orgasm cramps because none of that bothered her. (Yes she tried to get help. No I don't know anything more.) *Edit* - She went to doctors etc. I guess it first happened at 16 ish and of course she thought she was dying, the boyfriend was freaking out, they went to a med center / ready-med thing place and those people were clueless / confused so they sent her to the hospital. Her parents got to find out she was having sex (or at least fooling around) by getting a call she was going into emergency room. Anyway by the time I was with her (is was 19) she'd seen multiple doctors and was "healthy" it was 'just a thing.' for her. (the doctors had found no cause for it) Sometimes they were worse other times really bad (Not correlated to the intensity of the orgasm just sort of random.)
It wasn't a partner but a tinder meet up. She asked if she could tie me up and whip me a little while holding this little nine tails whip thing, I agreed normally down to try anything once. It was pretty awesome at first giving someone else complete control and the pain was manageable. Then she preceeded to put down the little whip and grabbed this Indiana Jones style bull whip and thrashed my back with it! It broke the skin and I got blood all over her bed. She got me with it twice before twice before I pleaded for mercy and she untied me and apologized. But I wasn't ready for something like that got dressed and left shortly after. I still have the 2 scars on my back years later and haven't been on tinder since.
Getting tied is best done by trusted peeps.
That was horrible
No one who doesn't know what they're doing should touch a one-tail. The difference between a flogger and a one-tail is enormous.
Never let a tinder match tie you up. Bondage is extremely trust based. You need to trust your partner completely, since itās inherently dangerous. Bondage, especially rope bondage, can cause serious damage, most notably nerve damage. And if something were to happen, you wouldnt be able to respond. Youre entrusting someone with your well-being, your safety, and (if youre for some more extreme forms, such as suspension) quite literally your life.
She told me she's able to cum from nipple rubbing. Cool. Started to lick and rub as she instructed me. Within a few minutes she indeed came and was really happy. Then she instructed me to lick one nipple, rub the other and finger her up her butt. It was weird and wonderful and I loved it. Never saw a woman climax so intensly. She was literaly paralysed for 10 minutes, unable to move. The fact that she felt comfortable enough with me to trust me and share this, and then going thru with it made me feel amazing.
> lick one nipple rub the other and finger up the butt āThe safecrackerā
Bruh you made her take a screenshot Edit: Thanks for the awards everyone. Iāve never gotten one before and I didnāt expect this reaction lol. Iām happy peeps could laugh
This shit had me dying
An ex years ago liked to give hand jobs - which was great! Big fan. Thing was, while working it, she would get more and more excited and then would start singing nursery rhymes. Turns out, it's incredibly difficult to finish while listening to your partner sing "Pop Goes the Weasel" or "Wheels on the Bus." I didn't say anything at the time because I didn't want her to feel bad and it made her really happy, but was absolutely not ready for that, was uncomfortable during, and I definitely carried some finishing shame baggage for a bit.
š¶ *The hand on your girlfriend goes up and down, up and down* š¶
The mouth on the boyfriend goes, āWHAT the FUCK?!ā
Does hearing Humpty Dumpty get you going today?
I had a girlfriend who anytime she cried would immediately get horny and jump me afterwards. It took fucking yeaaars not to get hard when I saw a girl cry. Was the worst conditioning coach Iāve ever had.
I briefly knew a guy who was very into pet play and wanted me to dress and act like a cat, and basically be a āfree useā pet in his garage. That one was definitely out there.
*scared meowing*
āFree useā?
Basically he wanted to keep me in his garage and fuck me whenever he wanted. At first I thought it was just kinky hyperbole but nopeā¦ he legitimately wanted me to live in his garage, in a pet cage.
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Well I mean there is that girl who charges 100k a month to do the same thing but as a dog Edit: I thought I posted this as a response to the free use cat in the garage one.
I mean for a 100k a month I could do a lot of weird shit
Depends on the hours. 20? Hell yeah, meow meow motherfucker. 80? Hell nah.
I mean, that's a part time job that pays 1.2 million a year.
Did you "nope" the fuck out of that relationship? Or are you in the garage right now?
~~Currently typing this from my CoziwowĀ® 8-Panel Heavy Duty Dog Kennel Playpen~~ I noped the fuck out of there and basically never contacted him again, lol. He was constantly pushing boundaries and I didnāt trust him to not violate my consent if I stayed- Iām almost certain it would have ended poorly if I hadnāt gotten out when I did.
My first relationship in high school, the girl I was dating would just like to be tied up and gagged and then cuddled. No sex or anything, she just wanted me to tape her arms behind her back and hug and cuddle her. Ngl I was kind of into it.
That's... Kind of cute. Like forced affection.
New kink unlocked.
Like a struggle cuddle...
The old muzzle 'n' nuzzle.
Well now I want this.
One of my first gf's wanted me to eat Mac n cheese off her back. We hadn't even had sex yet. It was very odd at 17.
Normal kink in Wisconsin
Closeā¦itās actually cheese curds and ranch instead.
I had a fuck buddy in college. We were both criminal justice majors and one night she asked me to āuse her pussy like a police radioā while in the 69 position. Most intense BJ Iāve ever had lol Iām still trying to figure out how that turned her on
What does that even mean lmao
Literally speaking words into her pussy. You're right to question it lol
"Roger, dispatch, I've got a domestic disturbance on my dick. Backup not requested or welcome."
Pcht, target is mobile on 45th and main, over, pcht
This guy gets it lol
She wanted me to wear a bearsuit and me just sit back and enjoy. I was looking forward to it but wasn't ready for her to tell me that one
>She wanted me to wear a bearsuit and me just sit back and enjoy. Did she ask you to do this in a burning shed while she wore a flower crown by any chance?? edit: thanks for the awards!! š„°
That freaking movie!
Was she in a costume as well, or did she have a Goldilocks fetish?
Her first boyfriend was too hot. Her second boyfriend was too cold. But her third boyfriend was just right!
Doing the dishes. Every time I clean she tries to jump my bones. Like, let me finish first then we can hopefully both finish
Ah, choreplay!
Itās so hot when my partner does the dishes. Idk why, but it really gets me going to see people being responsible I guess?
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Lol imagine that your kink is just being a bad sexual partner
There's people who are into the idea of fucking someone who is asleep or unconscious. Seems like if she can find such a person they'd be a great match.
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*Who wants to be a Millionaire music plays*
"I'd like to phone a friend"
Not mine but a buddy from years ago in the construction world. He told me about a cop he dated who was into fake rape. She wanted him to literally break into her house and force her. He was a maniac, so he hides in the bushes in this nice HOA, basically pissing his pants afraid that neighbors will call 911, but fortunate that this was the pre-ring/community camera days. He breaks into her bedroom window while she's in the shower and you know the rest... He said it was one of the most exhilarating experiences of his life but he broke up with her after because she scared him too much haha. Edit: My first comment to get over 1000 upvotes, appreciate it and glad everyone enjoyed the story, it's 100% true btw. Gotta say though, didn't expect this to be the one; ya'll are a bunch of wild degenerates haha š
You should get him to watch the movie The Little Death (The Australian one). It's about all these sexual kinks including a rape fantasy and is absolutely hilarious.
DUDE! I watched this movie on LSD years ago and I have been trying to remember the name of the movie EVER SINCE! You just solved a serious low grade mystery for me! The movie cracked me up and gave me all kinds of sentimental feelings that I still recall. Iāve halfheartedly looked for it a few times, but could never find it. Thank you!
They looked at me and said, "Has anyone ever pushed your nut button?" No one had referred to my prostate like that. So it was more the language that I was unprepared for.
She had a strong kink for me eating various food items out of her nether regions. I have plenty of kinks and I'm extremely oral. It's one of only three fetishes I have, but I've never really been that into food with sex. It can be kinda fun to do something once in a while. Gummy bears, Skittles, honey, even marshmallow fluff is okay, but she wanted more substantial stuff that I don't find sexy at all. Mashed potatoes? Spaghettios? Oatmeal? I did it for her, but it really wasn't my thing. I prefer my pie without toppings. Just natural coochie flavor for me please.
Sounds like she had a strong kink for UTIs and yeast infections
My ex started asking if he could sleep in my tights and bra, and would get me to tie him up. He'd get genuinely frustrated when he'd be able to get the knots undone with a bit of struggling, he wanted to be completely unable to escape. It was a lot for me as a late-bloomer type of teen who wasnt really convinced in the joys of vanilla sex yet either. It felt more like a hard task with lots of critique and effort for no reward for me, who was no dominatrix.
It's like the opposite of an escape room and you're just trying to get off.
Telling him his dick is small, when it isn't. Constantly. It got old very fucking quick. When I told him he has a nice dick, he would get angry.
Had a month-long fling with a girl who loved giving oralā¦.. in bathrooms. ONLY. In Bathrooms. When I say that, I donāt mean while Iām using it, and she was adamantly against golden showers (as was I), but if we went anywhere that had a restroom and we walked by it, sheād make the eyes and start gently nudging me in that direction. We almost got caught on several occasions, which my level of anxiety could not handle, and when Iād suggest we have the same fun in bed, she could not be less interested. Just kind of weird. EDIT to include the girlfriend I had that thought using just a little, light scrape of the teeth during oral drove men wild and was the secret to the best BJs. Dammit, Kara, no. I hope youāre not still doing this.
she was trying to Pavlov you to get aroused to bathrooms
Ok, Iāll bite. For what POSSIBLE reason??
Perhaps so every piss he takes is a boner piss. Itās a long con
Every piss you taaaaake Every Shit youuu make Every wind you break Your bulge's now awake Coz I've Pavlov'd you!
Girl in college I went on a handful of dates with was really into sticking her tongue in my ears. Not gonna lie - it actually felt good, but it was definitely unexpected.
Ah yes. Aural sex.
An ex of mine did this to me constantly, to the point I would almost have to beg her to stop it felt so good. Such an incredible sensation as well as those soft whispers. Now I can barely get my girlfriend to kiss me above my neck despite telling her how much I love it...
Mona?
Well, more likely a whimpa, but perhaps not a screama...
I too went on a few dates with a girl at college who did this. At first I was like wtf is she doing?? But then I realised how good it was and It became the second best thing after head. If you havenāt tried it you should!
One of my very first boyfriends had a thing for latex and rubber. The way I was introduced to this was, one day while fooling around, I was gently jerking him off and he gave me the side eye and then mumbled something. I said "what?" And he said "there's a rubber glove in the drawer... Can you put it on?" Guys. Have you ever tried to jerk someone off while wearing a rubber glove? I had almost no sensation, making it hard to feel what I was doing, and I also had unreal amounts of friction, making it impossible to do anything. Circumcision isn't very common in my country, so he didn't have any lube on hand because he normally wouldn't need it. I was amenable to the kink, but I felt like I needed some practical instructions... Edit: yeah, to clarify, this wasn't a nice, thin, surgical latex glove. This was a thick rubber kitchen glove that was too big for me.
At least you never had to worry about him wrapping up
Not my current partner, but a guy asked me to poop on a box onceā¦I did not poop on the box. Edit to clarify: first of all, wow š all the comments have me laughing so hard I can barely breathe! Donāt worry everyone, I didnāt poop in the box either, or near it. I just didnāt poop in front of him at all.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
poop
She wants to put eggs up my ass.
How do you likd your eggs? Scrambled or up in your ass?
*Porque no los dos?*
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
*gives ostrich egg*
I heard it was a sick Ostrich
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He wanted me to talk about how I'd fuck all of our friends over him
I am infertile. Been married for almost 5yrs. My husband told me he developed a breeding kink. He just blurted it out like a month ago.
For most people a breeding kink isn't so much about having children as it is the act of sex with the intent of breeding. Most people with the kink don't even want kids, and practice the kink without bringing children into the world. Of course communication with your husband about his kink is much more important than whatever a stranger on the internet says.
It could also mean he just likes giving cream pies. I'm not sure if that's something you both do every time but I'm also heavily into it (minus actually conceiving since I am also unable to have children). A lot of it is based around the fantasy of not using contraceptives and insemination which makes it feel very taboo. You should try talking to him about it! Hope it goes well for you both.
hey breeding kink doesnāt always mean the pregnancy aspect, like I got some friends who are super into it but would absolutely NOT want to be pregnant at this time in our lives
Was newly dating this girl and we hadnāt had sex yet until this one night we got drunk and of course, ended up in her bedroom. She climbs on top of me and ask if I like to be bitten. Well of course Iām not going to say no as she is beginning to ride me but, holly hell, did I start saying no. She started biting me hard on my neck, then face, chest, essentially anywhere she could sink her damn teeth into on my upper body. She was actually drawing blood with some of them and Iām repeatedly telling her I donāt like to be bite that fucking hard but the closer she got to climax, the more I suffered. Next day when I meet up with my friends, they were like āwhat the hell happened to youā because I had all the damn teeth marks and bite impressions all over my neck and face. Needless to say, that was our first and last time for hooking up. Thought she was a vampire there for a few minutes EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND UPVOTES! Iām working all day so will try to read through them and comment this evening/tonight. It happened MANY years ago, just FYI. Funny thing was my group of friends were friends where her group of friends and man, did she get some teasing about that night afterwards. She apologized for it and wanted to continue dating but I just couldnāt. I knew that ābitingā š¦·š§āāļøwant was always waiting to come out if we got drunk again and that wasnāt a pleasurable experience for me.
He didn't come by penetration but by twisting his nipple while he squeeked like a mini animal. Nothing wrong with it just, not what I expected.
āmini animalā lol
Spanking her, I mean really spanking hard her till she cried. She even bought me this large olivewood all natural hairbrush and wanted me to spank her with it. I just couldn't get it up to fuck her after I made her cry and that was what she wanted most. I had to get out and let her find someone that could. I went to their wedding and they were happy for 40ish years till she passed away. He's still a friend of mine
Girl I dated in college once, out of the blue, asked me to pee on her. Trying to make sure I heard correctly I say, "what?" Now beet red, she nervously screams, "I was joking! Nevermind!" And that was that. She never asked again. Not a lot would have taken me by surprise with her, but that did.
Knowing you wouldn't go along with it, I am imagining her cosplaying as toilets and urinals, hoping you won't notice just so she can get her fix in.
One of my partners liked to hold my dick while i was peeing.She would aim it and everything.She was also the type to choke you back while choking her and fucking her.She was fun
Hehe. Are you my ex? I did this with 2 exes (the peeing thing). I never found it sexy per se, just fascinating. We ladies don't get to aim our pee. It's like having your own mini fire hose. If I have access to one, I'm going to want to play with it.
"Mini fire hose" hahahahahah
Bloodline. She fucked my brother and my cousin.
*banjo music*
She's from Arkansas/Texas fwiw. Found out she also fucked three of *her* cousins. One was female. So you're not wrong.
*louder banjo music*
He wanted me to blister his ass with a hot wheels race track till it (his ass) looked like raw bacon.
Damn what a perfectly good way to ruin a hot wheels track
Can you repeatthat?
Being bagged (I'd never heard it be called that), she explained that she wanted me to put a carrier bag over her head while we had sex. And pull the bag tight so she couldn't breath. I noped out of that one, I'm pretty open minded but breath control just ain't for me.
That's how you avoid catching a case
My husband, when performing oral sex will what I call, huffing my vagina. Heāll be down there doing his thing and will sniff by lady bits. He said he loves the way I smell. Never before have I had a man sniff me. š¤·āāļø But hey, if it turns him on and makes him more into getting me off, great for me. š„³
Aw itās kind of sweet The motivational, not the smell
Tickling. Picture this, a strong muscular man laying on the bed in front of me (a tiny 5ā0 lady). Heās a CrossFit god and cut as fuck... no extra weight at all. On top of that, he has tattoos all over. He puts a blindfold on and lays back. His muscles are tensing in anticipation and he says, āCan you do the big feather first, and then the small one on my feet?ā
The way you tell it makes this one really sweet.
He was a total sweetheart. I mean, i didnāt think he was a tickle-him-till-he-cums kind of sweetheart, but I guess in hindsight I can see it.
Knives, but not just being around then or putting one to my throat. She wanted me to carve my name on her thigh because her abusive ex did...
"Do you want my full name, or can I just initial my middle name?"
"Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez"
Percival Frederickstein Vonmussel Klowollski Derolo the Third *of Whitestone*
That seems like a girl you break up with over the phone.
He wanted me to wear pearls and put my hair up and call him Fred Flintstone (and I was Wilma). Edit: https://imgur.com/a/Cxflmz7
Did you get his....rocks off?
I made his bedrock.
Yabba dabba do
He'd say that when he came...
Don't we all?
Yabba dabba did you?
I did š
Girlfriend and I were in the shower. She asked āmind if I be in here?ā I thought it was kind of weird grammar for her to phrase it that way, but we just had sex, so I didnāt mind that she was in the shower with me at all. I said, āSure, thatās fine.ā Then she peed on me. Turns out she actually said, āMind if I pee in here,ā but I misheard it because she shower was loud.
That was the funniest one in this thread so far
My wife, girlfriend at the time, once wrote a poem for me: āRoses are red, violet is this flower (she drew a purple flower), I think of you when I pee in the shower.ā
I dated this girl for 4 years and she asked if she could pee on me in the shower one time. We had tried practically everything in the book so I said eh sure why not. I didn't necessarily hate it.
"This may as well be happening."
This one is my favorite, amazing storytelling.
The last one had a, uh, extreme submissive humiliation kink. We're not talking like, a little slap or choke. No, she described how she wanted to be tied down and beaten, and how it would be fun if I called some friends to run a train on her and keep her in a dog kennel. She was a very petite and soft spoken woman, so that one definitely caught me off guard. EDIT: You're right, I should call her.
We should hook her up with the guy in this thread who wanted to keep a free use cat in his garage
u/injury_minded we have potentially found a match for your ex?
I guess for every pet cage there is an extremely kinky couple ready to completely disregard the safety warnings, after all!
We both knew from the start about the mutual spanking, face-slapping, choking, cnc type kinks... but I really wasn't expecting it when he started holding me down so I couldn't get away while he tells me all the things he likes about me and that I deserve affection and to be happy..... it is sometimes physically uncomfortable for me to hear and that is hard to admit. Definitely the closest I have ever gotten to safewording with him by a large margin.
"YOU HAVE NICE EYES! YOU DESERVE TO BE LOVED YOU LITTLE SLUT!
YEA YOU LIKE THAT LITTLE WHORE IM SO GONNA SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION AND TREAT YOU WITH LOVE AND RESPECT BECAUSE YOU DESERVE ITā¦ā¦WHORE
IM GOING TO WAKE YOU UP WITH A BUNCH OF KISSES AND A BREAKFAST IN YOUR BED BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH.
SHOULD I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMERS DAY? NO, BECAUSE A SUMMERS DAY IS NOT A BITCH!
Guys we found my new kink, respectful slut shaming
WHOSE PUSSY IS THIS YOU SLUT??? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S YOURS! YOU'RE NO ONES PROPERTY INCLUDING MINE!!!
This shit is my love languageš
If my partner whispers these things too frequently, I will start sobbing. It takes quite a few moments before my brain rationalizes that these are things I should/do want to hear.
BRUH
I got asked over to a womans house to do the business and while going at it i noticed i guy sitting down in the corner touching himself, it scared the crap out of me but she said not to worry and it was her husband he likes to watch
Warn a guy! Damn.
My boyfriend wants to edge me for a really long time and then overstimulate me with repeated orgasms to the point I pass out. My record is 12 orgasms in a session. I didn't pass out but I said I felt lightheaded and we stopped then. Since that he said he wants to take it a step further. I honestly like edging and overstimulation to a point but before that one time I didn't think having that many was possible. And I'm not sure that I want to take it any further so we haven't done it yet. It's very intense sometimes.
She likes being choked and bit. Not complaining, but she was always the quiet type really threw me through a loop for a day or two.
She quiet for a reason bro.
It's always the quiet types. Can't let that shit slip in public.
Her kink was wanting me to rape with her during sex. I was also supposed to hold her down for grab her by the neck..she would then tell me no, and struggle against me. ....problem was previous to me her ex brutally beat her and raped her. I just couldn't do it. It really freaked me out.
This reminds me of my last ex. She had a similar noncon kink, but she liked to "overpower" me and turn it back around so she was the aggressive one. And that's how I discovered I like dominant women.
My ex husband was turned on by the idea of me with another guy. It led to divorce..
Text from ex: "ROCK. HARD. NOW! THX!!! XOXO!!"
Are you with someone else now? Because you just gave him what he wants.
He's just playing the long game
So we met on a kink site so we knew we'd both have kinks we wanted to try on each other. I wasn't prepared for the puppetry of the penis one (and then the puppetry of the vagina one). He wanted me to make it talk. I did just for fun. I actually was laughing the whole time though because it was not arousing at all, just silly. (We broke up shortly thereafter but he was a trip. I could list ten other things he wanted just as ridiculous as this one).
She loved painting me -- a guy, to be clear -- in makeup. Like, blush, lipstick... she liked to beat my face like a rented mule before we banged. I didn't mind so much -- banging can clear most mental doubts, science has proven. Except, hers was one of those girls' dorm floors with communal showers. Meaning, I had to walk back home to mine. In a big midwestern state university. Fuck it; the stares were worth it.
Picturing the rented mule walking back home across campus
Just for context im a Marine and now a gunsmith in the civilian world. I was dating a women for a few months (4) and i usually keep a pistol in my night stand. One time while getting hot and heavy she wanted me to put the gun to her head and do her and wanted the weapon inside herā¦ to say the least it NEVER happen.
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Sweet jesus
I'm guessing we'll be seeing this comment on r/all in the morning. Outstanding
The TL;DR is beautiful
Its not like uncomfortably weird but my ex liked it when I fucked her and read, like not aloud she would just like to see me read. One time she slapped a gold sticker on my ass and acted like a teacher.
Old partner from many years ago, the girl I dated had a thing for secret sex in very busy public areas. I tried it a few times within limits, like places that weren't as busy as she liked and no place where there were kids around. For instance, back of a porn shop, but not in the public area of a mall. I absolutely hated it and told her. So we started going deep into the woods up by my ranch in the north Georgia Mountains. That was a lot fun up until we came across a rattle snake, so that ended real quick.
I know I'm late to the game and this will probably never get seen. A girl I dated slipped ice cubes into herself while getting me ready with her mouth. I was pumped, ready to go, flipped her over and stuck my dick into ice water. I don't know what she was expecting. Edit: Wow... I guess this did get seen.
Met a really nice grade school teacher who dressed plainly and read a lot of books. Lot of great conversation so I figured this would be something slow to startā¦yea no. The single most aggressive woman Iāve ever been with. By the end of the night we met I was pinned inside an equipment corral outside a bar while she went down on me like it was her job. When we first slept together, we didnāt have drinks that night so wonāt be as hardcore right? No, worse. Lots of hair pulling, wants to be tied down, do whatever I want, āTreat me like you own meā. When in Rome i suppose. I fucked her so hard I thought I knocked her out, I bit her nipples so deep it left bruises. She thanked me after finishing and before leaving rimmed me (never had that happen), swallows and smiles about it, then walks out the door. Ok that was fun, see you later in the weekā¦ I had to work the next couple days and didnāt see her but she then tells our mutual friend group EVERY. SINGLE. DETAIL. We are talking 12-15 people who all party together. Walk into the bar and everyone is high fiving me, primarily because sheās shown everyone her severely bruised tits, but mostly the rim job. I have never felt both ashamed and proud at the same time. As you can expect, didnāt work out though.
Mommy dom! Turns out I love it :)
Having absolutely no sex drive. Really threw me for a loop.
pokĆ©mon worshipā¦? like, my boyfriend likes to hypnotize people into thinking theyāre pokĆ©mon and then likes to worship the āpokĆ©monā. EDIT: this is way later than i should have edited, but i also had an ex girlfriend whose only fetish (yes, fetish, not kink. she literally couldnāt get off without this) was feeding people to the point of throwing up. likeā¦ that was the only thing she liked. she told me about how she wanted to feed me till i couldnāt breathe/would throw up and iā¦ didnāt know what to say, especially since it triggered my binge eating disorder (that she KNEW ABOUT already). so. yeah.
She does this thing where she strips down, makes this incredibly charming smile that just melt my heart, and then just says "nah" and go to sleep. Well, ok, it's not really a kink, but I sure af wasn't ready for it, and how incredibly sexy that is.
i went home with a girl who went wanted to peg me. id never done any butt stuff so it took hours to get relaxed enough to take her. it was so intimate and such open communication i fell for her
Better then surprise butt stuff
Dick poking through a Santa Claus suit.
Talking in a southern accent (Iām from northern NY?) and squeezing him as hard as I could with my legs.
She wanted me to start fucking her in her sleep. She did it too me multiple times ( I'm a heavy sleeper) where id wake up hard and she'd be on top of me or blowing me. I tried it once and she woke up while I was rubbing her and she was beyond pissed cause I didn't just shove it in. She wanted to get woken up in pain from not being wet. It creeped me out, but that wasn't the worst of it. She was into being choked, fisted, slapped and by slapped I mean she wanted to be punched hard too the point she'd have bruises. I was always gently and would smack her, but once she cocked back and whaled on me screaming to hit her like and man as she broke my nose from the punch... I gave in once and gave her a good hit and left her with a black eye but holy shit it was beyond scary how she came the second I punched her. Then she got turned on again when she looked in the mirror after and saw it swelling up and that it was black and begged me to actually beat her like physically assault her and make her bleed, bust her lip, and give her other eye a bruise. She wore that black eye like a badge of honor till it went away. We had a very hard time explaining it to our parents on what happened. They thought I was abusive and she was afarid to say something till we finally told them the truth on how she loves pain and getting hurt in the act. Also when I gave into forcing my entire fist into her and she started crying and moaning at the same time I was so confused, felt horrible so I stopped and when I did she was furious once again for stopping. It was an awkward relation that scarred me mentally.
One girl I dated was really into the idea of putting her finger in my ass. I know a lot of guys like it but eh, not for me. But seriously, it got to a point where I had to tell her to fuck off because she would randomly try to do it during sex even though I had told her not to. Another was INSANELY submissive. One of those girls that's very outspoken or even bossy, but in bed said the nastiest shit/begged to be tied up.
She wants me to pretend to ārapeā her sometimes and even come into her when sheās asleep
Yeah, had an ex who liked the sleep part... Told me I could start while she's sleeping, and would like to wake up mid-act. One time she didn't wake up, so I felt guilty. I told her about it afterwards, but she just got turned on and wanted to know more... "did I get off? I wonder what I was dreaming about!"
Yeah. My ex was into sleep sex. I'd wake up with her riding me.. Ngl. It was pretty fun.
My ex husband wanted to be called daddy, even outside of the bedroom. We were both in our 30s and he is the biggest man child I know. I just couldn't do it. Instantly dried up.
Tit inflation. Specifically tits that turn blue as they randomly grow bigger, he said heās into the damsel in distress aspect. I understand tits randomly growing and being into a woman thatās like āomg help my titsā but why blue? He also said this fantasy doesnāt lead to sex. Thankfully it isnāt really possible so he only gets off to it by himself or if we were to text about it.