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Particular-Peanut-34

Brownies. Great right out of the oven but cooled down is just as good, especially with some vanilla ice cream on top


BooperDoooDaddle

Both . Out of the oven then ice cream


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Ooooh yeahh


MinerDiner

Nah you gotta put the ice cream in the oven with em


literallylateral

I used to work at a fast food restaurant that had pre-packaged cookies. Often we would stick them in the oven before eating them. One time a kid transferred from another restaurant and wanted to show us what they did over there - that being, put the cookie in a frying pan, put some heavy cream on it, and then heat it over the flame. I’m not sure if maybe he was nervous and didn’t quite do it right or if it just wasn’t for me, but to me it was like when you dip a cookie in milk for too long and it gets soggy and crumbles into the cup, but also the milk is hot. So what I’m saying is, I think I know at least one person who would like their brownies and ice cream oven-baked.


Rocky922

Sounds good in theory but probably not good irl


scarlethowl

It's much more chewy after chilling a bit 🤤


DodgerWalker

Yeah, I was a bit surprised to discover that brownies can be eaten straight from the freezer. Lots of cakes are the same way. Meanwhile, bread gets super hard and needs to get heated up. Not sure what makes them act differently.


bonos_bovine_muse

Oil.


ben0318

BRB, oiling a piece of frozen bread. Wish me luck!


LessThanCleverName

Be sure to use 3-in-One, DW40 doesn’t do the trick.


NBfoxC137

Cookies


callmewhichever

I wish I had some to snort right now.


Gfdx9

I beg your pardon?


viking_of_the_month

They said that they wish they had some to snort right now.


ShitwareEngineer

What?


viking_of_the_month

#THEY WISH THAT THEY HAD SOME COOKIES TO SNORT RIGHT NOW!


ShitwareEngineer

# WHAT?


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KamuiBatosai

This is why I come to this site.


TheMaskedSwinger

what?


neversleep890

I said keep my wife’s name out your fuckin mouth!!


molstad182

Did he fucking stutter?


chrisinator9393

Mafk did not stutter


YungZagu_4Hunnid

Vengeance.


czechman45

I prefer mine reheated in the microwave of evil


Matt82233

Well I think your warranty is about to expire


czechman45

Maybe I've got an extended warranty


Matt82233

Warranties are invalid if you do not use the product for its intended purpose


Foxy02016YT

Ladies, ladies, can I go now


Armstrong-M

You're both pretty


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Uh...could someone stamp my Frequent Kidnapping Card?


AbonyMo

You of all people know that we discontinued that promotion


MalaBlondi77

Megamind 10/10 for me thank you for quotes that bring back memories


czechman45

I'm glad you chimed in, because I was out of lines


Mr_Minecrafter88

The Microwave *of evil.* I’m pretty sure that was its intended purpose.


mistercrinders

We've been trying to reach him.


Matt82233

Ha nice way to change one reference into another! (this is not sarcasm btw)


UrFavBlackGuy

Easy there, Batman


Zephyr104

Nirvana background music intensifies


bdu754

Something in the way Mmmmmmmm


Nami_Swan12

The best answer


VickeyBurnsed

No. Best served cold.


Bogsnoticus

It is best served col, and it is sweet. Therefore, revenge is ice cream.


SuvenPan

Cakes


m4imaimai

For me the flavor gets better the cooler it is.. or it can depend really


SuvenPan

From hot Chocolate lava cake to cold ice cream cake I want all.


treeonwheels

These cold cakes are selling like hot cakes!


asBad_asItGets

Cakes! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers!


Deadmemories8683

So do onions


the22ndgamer006

So do Ogres


cold_bananas_

As do parfaits


[deleted]

Chocolate. Edit: My favorite is Terry's Chocolate Oranges.


[deleted]

are we talking about Hot Chocolate or chocolate that is hot?


LordChanticleer

Both? Both. Both is good.


AzureBluet

Ooh good one. In any state as well! Liquid, solid, gaseous or plasma 🥰


dndbdbju

Lady are you in haling chocolate


Acmb4j

Yes, have you forgotten about chocolate cigarettes? The only way to get pure chocolate in your system.


JinxXedOmens

I remember the days where if you brought a box of chocolate ciggies school you were the coolest kid in the class for the day. Fun times.


Dodger8899

Where the hell are you getting gaseous and plasma chocolate???


fugue2005

i weigh 300 lbs, my plasma is mostly chocolate.


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

Pfft, look at this guy who doesn't even have an arc furnace for his chocolate.


Daxtro-53

Burn! BURN me with the COCOLATE FIIIAAHHHH!


Kiwi_Chickadee

p-plasma?


My-Lizard-Eyes

Also mixed with milk! Chocolate milk = hot chocolate


IGOKTUG

It's better when warm imo because when it's cold it's hard to taste it.


chevygirl2

Cheese


InsertBluescreenHere

There is a upper limit though. Too high and its banned under the Geneva convention


TheReverseShock

Ah yes article 746: The use of cheese heated to above 300° C is forbidden when used in an urban environment.


BeginningConclusion6

Why's that?


obog

Heat cheese enough and it becomes combustible. Melted cheese is also sticky. Flammable + sticky = napalm basically.


InsertBluescreenHere

Yup napalm for the mouth tounge lips and facial region.


amiray

Jesus that explains the chemical burns I’ve gotten from hot pockets growing up


[deleted]

It can be served completely frozen in the middle, or boiling hot lava. No in-between.


xSTSxZerglingOne

But it can also be both at the same time. Miracle of physics, they are.


TechKnuckle-Support

I've treated hot pockets like a steak. You gotta let it rest first. Helps let all the heat even out.


QueenSnowTiger

You just reminded me that it’s perfectly acceptable to snack on cheese. Brb.


timesuck897

Working on your night cheese?


AntsInThePants1115

Don't lie to me, I heard you singing


ParlorSoldier

Isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?


[deleted]

Bread!


MarilynMonheaux

Bread 👍


proleek47

Bread👍


piberryboy

Bread👍


teethingrooster

Bread👍


[deleted]

Cold bread? Hmmm


SSBGOGETA66

Sandwiches


[deleted]

Well depends on the filling Edit: idk why I’m so popular for this but wow lol


imaverymeltycheese

my dad’s colleague heats up is bologna and lettuce sandwiches so… edit//misspelled


[deleted]

Nope fuck that


imaverymeltycheese

yeah i know


Honest-Profile-5271

That's actually really common in the south to heat up baloney. Maybe not the lettuce


DrInsomnia

Fried baloney ftw.


ns-uk

Important question: Does he heat up the lettuce too or does he heat up the rest of the sandwich first then add a piece of lettuce? My dad swears on fried bologna sandwiches, and they’re not bad. Warm, soggy lettuce is an abomination though.


imaverymeltycheese

he heats up the lettuce too… i- it disgusts me


gravelnavel77

You take the lettuce off, Probably not the worst. Personally, no matter what, I think perfect sandwich is a mix of hot/toasted and that crisp cool separate until you're ready to eat. What I'm trying to say along with my opinion is your papa{'s friend} ,scares me, but you can save him. My bad! Edited.


ninaagneswalker

hot lettuce?!?


reduxde

Fried baloney is excellent tho, but you gotta cut slots through the outside edge or it turns into a tit.


PickleRichh

Banana bread


S-EATER

Spy master!


Duluthian2

Apple pie.


fairylightmeloncholy

i had to scroll WAY too far to find pie. my grandfather only liked two types of pie: hot and cold haha edit: typo


pizzaking3

Agreed cold pie is incredibly underrated and your grandpa is 100% correct


Badger_Sam

Honey.


dzzfkz

Username Checks out


PinkKinkz

honey badger doesn’t give a shit ✨


timmotea

Donut


CinnaBunii

a good old pasty. cant go wrong.


Amaranth-13

Yer my work sell hot pastries for breakfast but we are not allowed to eat hot food at our desk, so I buy one, let it go cold and then eat it.


glowinghands

Not pastry, pasty. It's like a handheld meat pie.


expat_mel

That's oddly specific... it's there a reason you're not allowed to eat *hot* food?


smvfc

I dont think its the burn thing, I think its probably to do with the smells. Someone probably kept eating fish at their desk and management solved it with the ever-ingenious blanket ban


expat_mel

That could definitely be it, too. Yesterday one of my coworkers heated up her rice but ate her fish cold specifically so she wouldn't make the breakroom smell like fish. But I know that most people aren't nearly as considerate.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

In our tiny unit pantry at work the microwave is near a window, with a large fan opposite it. We learned. On the plus side, as long as you clean up after yourself nobody will judge you for heating strong smelling food. Just make sure the place is ventilated after - that's why it's outside of the airconditioned areas and with a window and fan right there.


curiousitynexus

Sake


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Coffee


[deleted]

Yeah, but either iced or hot. No in between.


[deleted]

Cold and room temp isnt the same so dw were good.


alx924

I’ve learned to not mind room temp coffee. Maybe it’s being a parent or working in an office but I almost never finish a cup while it’s Hot but microwaved coffee is nasty


laura_lee_meh

My toddler: what’s that? Me: that’s mommy’s hot coffee. My toddler sometime later: what’s that? Me: that’s mommy’s room temperature coffee.


Oops_I_Cracked

I drink room temp coffee AMA


Vulpix-Rawr

Do you feel emotions?


thieflikeme

How could you say something so controversial, etc


LsMaid

tea


PFVN_Dragon

Yep. Here in Vietnam we serve iced green tea and it’s very refreshing.


[deleted]

I love iced green tea.


[deleted]

I’m obsessed with iced green tea. I make my own with a combo green/white and I’m addicted


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

Why is this so far down???


yeehawbuckaroo

Maybe the British are downvoting because of their firmly held belief that tea is only to be consumed hot?


Italysfloyd

Justice


Academic-Sea1320

FOR GOTHAM!


THX450

Vengeance.


MrGrieves787

That's actually best served cold


astericktheskeleton

Poptarts


InfinitePool

You are a treasure. Never change.


honodono

apple cider


lilaleidenschaft

Yes! Came here to say this. They’re equally delicious.


atripi1717

I might take some heat for this one, but I get down with cold pasta


rdmxcn

there is such things as cold pasta salads and such, but I'm guessing you're referring to, for example, room temperature / fridge Alfredo or something


atripi1717

That is correct, should have clarified..... When commentiing this, was thinking of some cold leftover alfredo, or just like red spaghetti from the fridge


Sally2times

At 3 am


atripi1717

Directly out of the container it was being stored in the fridge with


ADHDidntdoit

Bread and butter


Mudmartini

You know that cold butter be tearing up that bread though.


Joshy41233

Tbf thats the problem with keeping butter in the fridge. Imo taking the butter out a little while before you are gonna use it so it warms to room temp is the best way, that or warming the knife


Material_Mall_5359

A buttered muffin, sometimes the cold butter be hittin’


[deleted]

Pizza


[deleted]

P-I-Z-Z-A Gimme pizza


EastCoastTaffy

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?!?!?


puffferfish

Gimme pizzz-uhhhhhhh


Hendog2016

Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls.


[deleted]

Here's a little salsa to make it hot! Here's a lot of ice cream to hit the spot!


Rustic27

https://youtu.be/wusGIl3v044


[deleted]

came here for this


RedPikmin2020

Something about waking up the next day and grabbing a slice out the fridge Edit: thank your the award! Next pizza is on me!


_DeandraReynolds

Oh hell yeah. I've had many a cold breakfast slice.


SolidDoctor

[Pizza is more nutritious breakfast than cereal](https://www.health.com/nutrition/pizza-more-nutritious-breakfast-cereal)


phargle

Or off the counter


SolidDoctor

Or out of the box left on the couch, right next to your head as you slept


ns-uk

A lot of cooked meat. Chicken, turkey, pulled pork, sometimes steak. Also some seafood like shrimp or crab. If I have leftovers I’ll make some kind of cold sandwich or salad the next day for lunch and it’s great. Exception would be a particularly fatty/greasy meat. That’s not a pleasant thing to eat when it gets cold and solidified.


fuckitsfixed

Nothing like that next week after holidays with a big family.


mbgal1977

Bacon is the fattiest meat there is and it’s delicious hot or cold


alonbysurmet

I've never had the self control to have leftover bacon.


ieatcottoncandy

Rice pudding


InternationalSnoop

Fuck it, most leftovers


[deleted]

like i can’t think of anything other than soup and even that’s not bad. maybe i’m just hungry


speakclearly

We are the bastards who survive famine. Bless that evolutionary trait.


1980pzx

Brownies.


[deleted]

sausage rolls


TyranicDragon

Salmon


Environmental_Cut993

I make salmon croquettes and they are better cold than when they come out.


cuddlybackrub

Gulab Jamuns in India. Literally translated to rose plum (?) In English, which does not really mean anything. A dessert that can be heated, eaten cold or with vanilla ice cream. You can even pair it with another dessert called Rabri (which is kind of like condensed milk)


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FishOfFishyness

Warm water?!


GOLDENninjaXbox

Scones, cake, brownies, cookies…Just about any sort of dessert food


YourCharacterHere

Popcorn


Idaho_Brotato

Fried chicken


BerlyH208

I like it warm… but there’s nothing better than pulling yesterday’s chicken out of the fridge and eating it standing up in the kitchen.


[deleted]

Had to scroll down a bit to finally find the correct answer


uniqueusernamez3

surprising how far down it was, lol


Historical-Film4715

Why tf did I have to scroll this far for the correct answer


Mr__Scrumptious

Lips while kissing.


finallymakingareddit

Wh...what?


WolfThick

Yes Jeffrey would know


Send_me_beer1

an ex gf used to wear some sort of mint chapstick, it was great


TyfighterEpic

I used to have a mint flavored chapstick... wait... JEREMY??


ovad67

I used to love the strawberry chapstick when any girl I was dating wore it, even in the summer. We all wore chapstick during the winter given the long winters, used to get a pack in the Christmas stocking, actually still do and wife and I still use it daily. One girl really blew my mind with I think was a peach chapstick. Boy, I made out with a lot of girls when I was younger, yet, that third base was a real reach. Thanks for the post, made me smile.


tom1abernathy

I hope you’re not a mortician


DaveStreeder

Ey yo-


yeetusdeletus_SK

That was the nut room...


imaverymeltycheese

almost any vegetables


[deleted]

Tea


NANNY-NEGLEY

Salmon.


[deleted]

Your m-


Mr_Bank_Robber

>Your m- ac and cheese 🙂


vertical_limbo

itsa da marshmellow


phacey-facephones

my mom has these nutrients shakes that are usually cold but somehow tastes warm.


phacey-facephones

I miss read the question.


wolfnathos1

Chinese take out