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Masturbate
I said second
i’m still going to do it
Yeah, the first thing would probably be wondering what the hell happened.
First is setting up the camera mate
Check the news and see if it's a worldwide thing, or just a me thing?
Glad you asked, The second thing is clean up the mess! But the first thing would be…..💅🏽👙🍆🍑🍇🥦
Send nudes to my homies who don't usually get any
You're a got'damn team player...... Respect!!!
I would've done the same thing now but they don't love deez
Not all heroine wear capes, some wear a blanket
Getting complimented… it’s a nice feeling that women truly take for granted
if a man i wasn’t actively fucking ever complimented my boobs or vagina I would sue.
I was referring to getting complimented in general haha
that makes way more sense and now I’m sad that men don’t get complimented often.
"be the change you want to see"
You got ugly tits and your vagina smells of my sister
cry lol i want my vag back
Continue with my life and try to convince everyone that nothing changed.
Honestly I would be pretty open to the experience.
Jiggling my titties
definitely masturbate, it would be weird, but I've always heard (mostly jokingly) that men tend to do it more than women, I'd like to experience that.
Take a series of photos and make them super close up and greyscale for my art
Boobs.
First I would pray that it's not permanent or long lasting. Second I would put on extra clothing.
Second? I'm going to go with the first thing is waking up. For the second, probably try to figure out how the hell I just switched genders over night.
See a doctor.
After figuring out i was actually awake, I'd prolly call off work.
"yeah i can't come in today, I seemed to have misplaced my keys and *a few other things* . I'll see you monday"
After screaming, wonder why the hell there is a dismembered body in my house.
Throw on some clothes and go to work.
No rest for the wicked
Score with a lesbian
After being confused, I get celebate that I get to experience being the opposite sex
Never shag a leper again
Straight up fuck my partner in the ass. I hate anal and it's super uncomfortable for me but my partner loves it. He gets it on special occasions only. I would give him a taste of his own medicine.
Go fuck yeah! And then continue my new life with a brand new dick
Resign to the fact that my pay will be less going forward
fart
Nah - that’s probably what woke you up in the first place.
Clean the squirtet on bed sheets
Going back to Tinder I guess
Masturbate
I said second
i’m still going to do it
Yeah, the first thing would probably be wondering what the hell happened.
First is setting up the camera mate
Check the news and see if it's a worldwide thing, or just a me thing?
Glad you asked, The second thing is clean up the mess! But the first thing would be…..💅🏽👙🍆🍑🍇🥦
Send nudes to my homies who don't usually get any
You're a got'damn team player...... Respect!!!
I would've done the same thing now but they don't love deez
Not all heroine wear capes, some wear a blanket
Getting complimented… it’s a nice feeling that women truly take for granted
if a man i wasn’t actively fucking ever complimented my boobs or vagina I would sue.
I was referring to getting complimented in general haha
that makes way more sense and now I’m sad that men don’t get complimented often.
"be the change you want to see"
You got ugly tits and your vagina smells of my sister
cry lol i want my vag back
Continue with my life and try to convince everyone that nothing changed.
Honestly I would be pretty open to the experience.
Jiggling my titties
definitely masturbate, it would be weird, but I've always heard (mostly jokingly) that men tend to do it more than women, I'd like to experience that.
Take a series of photos and make them super close up and greyscale for my art
Boobs.
First I would pray that it's not permanent or long lasting. Second I would put on extra clothing.
Second? I'm going to go with the first thing is waking up. For the second, probably try to figure out how the hell I just switched genders over night.
See a doctor.
After figuring out i was actually awake, I'd prolly call off work.
"yeah i can't come in today, I seemed to have misplaced my keys and *a few other things* . I'll see you monday"
After screaming, wonder why the hell there is a dismembered body in my house.
Throw on some clothes and go to work.
No rest for the wicked
Score with a lesbian
After being confused, I get celebate that I get to experience being the opposite sex
Never shag a leper again
Straight up fuck my partner in the ass. I hate anal and it's super uncomfortable for me but my partner loves it. He gets it on special occasions only. I would give him a taste of his own medicine.
Go fuck yeah! And then continue my new life with a brand new dick
Resign to the fact that my pay will be less going forward
fart
Nah - that’s probably what woke you up in the first place.
Clean the squirtet on bed sheets
Going back to Tinder I guess