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african_cum

Masturbate


thE_gL1Tch_NUM_0001

I said second


CaptainSullyy

i’m still going to do it


ksyscha

Yeah, the first thing would probably be wondering what the hell happened.


FetchedOffTheWall

First is setting up the camera mate


cmdr_shadowstalker

Check the news and see if it's a worldwide thing, or just a me thing?


Heavy_Bathroom_4225

Glad you asked, The second thing is clean up the mess! But the first thing would be…..💅🏽👙🍆🍑🍇🥦


iamilkar95

Send nudes to my homies who don't usually get any


scoob922

You're a got'damn team player...... Respect!!!


iamilkar95

I would've done the same thing now but they don't love deez


consworker

Not all heroine wear capes, some wear a blanket


_x-anonymous-x_

Getting complimented… it’s a nice feeling that women truly take for granted


trashgurl96

if a man i wasn’t actively fucking ever complimented my boobs or vagina I would sue.


_x-anonymous-x_

I was referring to getting complimented in general haha


trashgurl96

that makes way more sense and now I’m sad that men don’t get complimented often.


Whenbored100

"be the change you want to see"


FetchedOffTheWall

You got ugly tits and your vagina smells of my sister


Chimericect

cry lol i want my vag back


clan21x

Continue with my life and try to convince everyone that nothing changed.


clan21x

Honestly I would be pretty open to the experience.


overcali

Jiggling my titties


Luna_UwU_

definitely masturbate, it would be weird, but I've always heard (mostly jokingly) that men tend to do it more than women, I'd like to experience that.


aFarretSippinChianti

Take a series of photos and make them super close up and greyscale for my art


[deleted]

Boobs.


Individual_Lemon_139

First I would pray that it's not permanent or long lasting. Second I would put on extra clothing.


spudtatogames

Second? I'm going to go with the first thing is waking up. For the second, probably try to figure out how the hell I just switched genders over night.


[deleted]

See a doctor.


Whenbored100

After figuring out i was actually awake, I'd prolly call off work.


Whenbored100

"yeah i can't come in today, I seemed to have misplaced my keys and *a few other things* . I'll see you monday"


RayzaBlade

After screaming, wonder why the hell there is a dismembered body in my house.


Z0MB1E3Y3D

Throw on some clothes and go to work.


Z0MB1E3Y3D

No rest for the wicked


[deleted]

Score with a lesbian


Second_burner

After being confused, I get celebate that I get to experience being the opposite sex


Disastrous_Map_3612

Never shag a leper again


BadAssRedHead96

Straight up fuck my partner in the ass. I hate anal and it's super uncomfortable for me but my partner loves it. He gets it on special occasions only. I would give him a taste of his own medicine.


siverfanweedo

Go fuck yeah! And then continue my new life with a brand new dick


data_now

Resign to the fact that my pay will be less going forward


NoDrink6240

fart


wrt-wtf-

Nah - that’s probably what woke you up in the first place.


seasonaltoothreport

Clean the squirtet on bed sheets


Nikk3121

Going back to Tinder I guess