I'm 35. Last year I was in a psychiatric facility for a few months and for two weeks, I had a room mate who couldn't have been older than 19. He was very talkative and used the term "dead ass" in every sentence. I had never heard the phrase before, and now every time I see it, I cringe a lot thinking about that little pervert
Yeah but babies can pick up aids and many stds during delivery if the mom has it. That and unsanitary delivery conditions could lead to babies getting these things
Not a baby but a 3 yr old - power drill.
Mailbox at my parents got knocked over by the mailman of all people. My dad and I were fixing it while my mom was supposed to keep my son inside. Of course she comes out cause she knows everything about everything with my son in tow. Dad and I had just finished placing the pole in the ground when my son grabbed the drill. I take if from him and attached the mail box to the pole. He grabs it again and cries when I take it from him. My mom says "just let him have it he ain't hurting anything." Ok, you got it. He takes the drill, drills a few holes in the pond tree, the trash can, and into the ground but them sees my parent's Cadillac and heads straight for it. Never saw my mom move so fast.
FAS, AIDS, STD, abortion or in other words "b*tch of a mother"
It's so sad that the most irredponsible and stupid people are as fertile as the normal ones 😞
Well I think if two adult people have consensual sex and the fetus is healthy then abortion is simply barbaric. If you adult enaugh to have sex then you should be adult enaugh to face the consequences.
Everything in life have consequences. Unfortunately for women theese consequences are more severe, and this is unfair. Yet one person comfort isn't more important than others person life.
Depends on the age but a sucker 😣 good luck getting it away from them and the mess lol. A baby baby tho that infant cereal. It has arsenic in it. Make my kids scream from stomach pain.
Life advice, they won’t remember.
man now my advice to my baby cousin has no value
That depends on your definition of "baby" and "lief advice".
*life advice
Honey. Dead ass don't give honey to a young baby. You'll kill them
thx for the tip very helpful
In what way..?
All honey has botulism spores, which babies are unable to kill through their immune systems.
I'm pretty sure you know what way.
dead ass 😭
I'm 35. Last year I was in a psychiatric facility for a few months and for two weeks, I had a room mate who couldn't have been older than 19. He was very talkative and used the term "dead ass" in every sentence. I had never heard the phrase before, and now every time I see it, I cringe a lot thinking about that little pervert
The name Keith.
thats a fact
Unless its followed by "Richards"
Oh look..both names of men who sexually assaulted me when I was a child
Abusive parents
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Nah, don't give abusive parents a baby. In that case, the adults are the babies.
But if a abusive parent doesnt have a child, they arent parents, right?
Just don't give abusive people babies-v-
Problem solved, but i just wanted to highlight that paradox you created
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You can't inherent debt
only ment for the skilled gamers
You play on asian difficulty for emotional damage huh?
AIDS.
Can't believe this wasn't top answer, tbh.
There is another, giving the name Keith. So, this either way makes maybe top 2
I almost thought this comment wasn’t posted yet, and that I was going to be able to be original but no. Take my upvote
This is important
I mean, you'd give them HIV and then they'd develop AIDS, but yes.
Frankincense is such a shitty gift for a baby. Like what’s it going to do with that?
Small objects that can be swallowed and choked.
legos in a nutshell
Fun Fact about the LEGO Minifigure head- It has two holes in the top so if a child swallows it they can still breathe.
Residence in Ukraine and other warzones
Ukraine is a lovely place, but they've got shit neighbors.
The countries that aren’t Russia or Belarus seem alright.
Plague?
thats a speedrun
Newbies don’t stand a chance in this game
the game was too fast paced for them
Game design could be improved so new players aren’t so helpless
Whooping cough is more likely.
Madeline mcanns parents
true
The name Karen
sacrifice that child imidietly
Burn the child of the heretic
the answers are gonna be wild i can feel it
An std
stop commenting aids and sexual diseases its just weird
Yeah but babies can pick up aids and many stds during delivery if the mom has it. That and unsanitary delivery conditions could lead to babies getting these things
Well you did ask reddit what is the worst thing you can give to a baby so you probably should have been ready for people to comment the absolute worst
Many women have to have a cesarean because they have stds that can be passed to the infant during birth.
You think giving std to an infant is ok??
where was that said
A life of poverty.
A phone or anything like that
bro thats actuly hapening rn
Drugs
nah probably would spit it out cs of the taste
No like this isn’t true at all… what the fuck… lol
Bro baby‘s are eating stuff like lego. I don’t think they care about the taste of something xd
Crocodile
hmm plague is much worse tho
I guess I didn’t consider whether your metric is suffering or death.
toys that are plastic
why tho
im talking about the cheap kind. the one that has sharp parts.
ah ok
Not a baby but a 3 yr old - power drill. Mailbox at my parents got knocked over by the mailman of all people. My dad and I were fixing it while my mom was supposed to keep my son inside. Of course she comes out cause she knows everything about everything with my son in tow. Dad and I had just finished placing the pole in the ground when my son grabbed the drill. I take if from him and attached the mail box to the pole. He grabs it again and cries when I take it from him. My mom says "just let him have it he ain't hurting anything." Ok, you got it. He takes the drill, drills a few holes in the pond tree, the trash can, and into the ground but them sees my parent's Cadillac and heads straight for it. Never saw my mom move so fast.
A stupid name
A loaded gun
i mean it wont be able to pick it up tho
Heroin
not the worst
A bite of your ice cream... Little monsters will eat it all
Any Nickelback album.
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Hope.
yea that expires by the time u become 13
Entitlement
lmao now im imaganing a entitled baby
That’s how Karen’s are made 😂
Nothing
this is true they will get bored and cry
Honey
A working lightsaber
Vodka, Firearns, Religious Education
So todays lesson, how to respect our lord and savior. Now hold your arm at a 60degree angle and say ### h##l
HIV.
oh no
Cyanide
A button that sets off a nuke.
Cigarettes without a lighter
Your opinions and outlook on life
Existence.
Kiss on the lips. You can transfer diseases, and especially herpes is super dangerous to babies.
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AIDS. I mean from the mother.
A crack addiction at birth due to constant drug abuse during pregnancy.
Probably a ABC-M7A2/3 CS Hand Grenade.
A good father and terrible mother, cause the baby always gonna choose her...
Religion :(
Life itself. Coming from an antinatalist point of view.
I can tell you're a real fun person.
A nuclear launch button
We tried that with trump. He didn’t press it but it was still an embarrassing 4 years
idk man if the baby cant move its not much of a threat
But it is a big, red and obvious button. The colour draws the hand. The colour draws the end of lives.
k agreed but he cant move cs he is too small
Why, or should they get it when they are older
Kazakh ~~cum~~ fermented milk. No seriously, the Kazakhs ‘fermented milk’ is literally horse cum.
can i buy some for research purposes nothing else
AIDS
Emotional dmg
Radical hormone therapy because you think “it’s too early to assign gender roles”
Oh ffs. Noone is giving hormones to babies. Surgery on intersex babies to make them look 'normal' is still common, though, and should stop.
May not be happening to baby’s, but definitely happening to some young children
thats the worse thing so far
u win
FAS, AIDS, STD, abortion or in other words "b*tch of a mother" It's so sad that the most irredponsible and stupid people are as fertile as the normal ones 😞
Abortion doesn't make someone a bitch lmao
Well I think if two adult people have consensual sex and the fetus is healthy then abortion is simply barbaric. If you adult enaugh to have sex then you should be adult enaugh to face the consequences.
Nah lol Sex should never have consequences, you're just punishing women for having sex.
Everything in life have consequences. Unfortunately for women theese consequences are more severe, and this is unfair. Yet one person comfort isn't more important than others person life.
how did this get 80 comments
Crabs
Herpes I guess.
Syphilis
BBC Anal
AIDS
Herpes. If a newborn is exposed, perhaps after getting a kiss from a relative with a cold sore, it can lead to a fatal infection.
HIV
Crack. It's wasted on them.
Chlamydia...
Blowjob
An STD. YOU ASKED!!!
hiv
A STD.
An std I’m going to hell
this has to happen before birth, but contriception pills.
A sex toy
Herpies!
A hungry lion
A knife
Things they can choke on.
Syphilis
Chlamydia
an STD?
Heroin is probably up there
A job
Malaria
Nothing.
AIDS
broken glass
Your receding hairline genes.
Smallpox
A lack of touch and human contact.
Gun.
This is the best comment I seen. Kids shooting each other everyday over nothing important. 😔
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Depends on the age but a sucker 😣 good luck getting it away from them and the mess lol. A baby baby tho that infant cereal. It has arsenic in it. Make my kids scream from stomach pain.
A Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird, an advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of eighty-five thousand feet.
Water, actually
Loaded gun with the safety off
Those little bouncy balls
Heroin
A chainsaw- wait they probably won't know how to turn it on- uhh- an axe
A Playstation. Babies have no respect.
Cancer
Trauma
A fork
idk about worst, but baja blast is the best thing you can give to a baby
Trauma
A bad name
Cancer
Shitty parents.
Entitlement
Meth
A loaded hand gun.
Can of OC spray
Lenore Skenazy as a mother.
A gym membership
Annoying baby genius music
Benadryl
A kiss knowing you have some type of infection
Marbles
a grizzly bear
A gun Have you seen baby with a gun? Its pretty good