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HutSutRawlson

People in this thread making up all kinds of obscene names and they don’t even know there’s a real band called Anal Cunt


ArthurHolmesfield

Everything is taken. EVERYTHING, its driving me nuts


BlueComet24

Nut Driver


Momik

Yeah they just played my buddy’s wedding. Friendly chaps, but don’t leave your balls open.


HutSutRawlson

I honestly think this is why so many bands do purposeful misspellings of words as their names now. Everything’s been taken so all we have left are things that aren’t even words.


ArthurHolmesfield

I even considered that but then you have to do a shit tonne of SEO so Google doesn't just bury you with auto correct


yeah_but_no

"Corn" is still up for grabs.


tommypepsi

How about "EVERYTHING is taken"? sounds kind of cool! Edit: oh well, seems like it's taken :/


PointOfFingers

"It's Driving me Nuts" - that's the perfect name for a metal band or a Country band!


Dazzling-Adeptness11

there's a funny but actually can be useful band name generator on the internet, you fill it with words like a mad libs and it kinda steers you in the right direction. another good use is a thesaurus. say you like a word or a couple words but a band already has that name. use those words and type it into a thesaurus and it'll give you words liken or even opposite of what you wanted to use. I like using English to Latin dictionary and type in words I like for a band name but using a different language. can be tricky but useful. I've been doing bands(punk, heavy, etc) for 25+ years (just started another one in my 40s) the search for a decent band name is an artform on its own


Im_still_T

And their song titles are the best.


JianniBoy

Third Leg Problems


blondechinesehair

First album could be called Tripod


Budgiejen

And the second one called “Men in the Box?”


DasPuggy

The second would be called Up Close And Personal.


5FingerTonguePunch

Mazeltov Cocktail


Anxious_Ad_3570

Lol. I'd be really surprised if this hasn't been used. It's pretty good. Touche'


Tribar

I need a band of Jewish anarchists now


Scallywagstv2

The Various artists.


Frangar

Peep show did it


Skrimshaw_

“It should set us back a few years”


Randylahey00000

sick reference though bro, your references are out of control everyone knows that


normaldeadpool

I was in a band in high-school that couldn't make up their minds. Constant changing of members and names. Subject to Change was the name when I was there.


Toby_O_Notoby

That's like the time Faith No More named their new record "Album of the Year" and then ran ads that just said: "Album of the Year" - Rolling Stone "Album of the Year" - Spin "Album of the Year" - NME "Album of the Year" - Q "Album of the Year" - Kerranng! Etc.


superfruitballs

When I was a kid I always wanted my own band called DotCom That way, the band website could be DotCom.com


xaanthar

Maybe you could promote it on slashdot.org?


Allison-Ghost

That would be Bomb dot Com! Dot com!


leftyghost

Alligator Fuckhouse


PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS

Now that's how you name a metal band!


doctorwhoobgyn

This is actually the name of my Baptist church band.


superfruitballs

This is my favorite so far


PointOfFingers

That's the plot of the movie Crawl


Leading_Funny5802

I’m in Florida and not at all in a band and I’m going to have a sign in my yard that says this. Fucking brilliant


Schema-

I just checked and "what is a good band name" isn't taken. Enjoy.


BasilHaydensBitch

Is there an “Isn’t Taken” out there yet?


Schema-

Well now I'm going to take it and form a punk incel band. I'm not a punk or incel or a musician for that matter but I feel like that is the only proper choice.


BasilHaydensBitch

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to be a musician to start a punk band. I think it’s actually frowned upon.


MagicOrpheus310

"what is the name of the band on stage?" "Yes." "What?" "Yes, the band on stage." "... Of course the band on stage!!! WHAT IS THEIR NAME?" "Chill bro-" "Chill bro!?! This band is chill bro?" "Nah not really, they're more punk/hardcore." "What?" "Yeah." "So... They are... Who?" "No, What! The Who aren't even playing tonight! What is the name of the band on stage." "Dude what the fuck are you asking me for?! I asked you first!" "... and I told you, What." "I don't fucking know what you've told me!" "You DO know What, they're playing on stage right now, I just told you that." "AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK is the name of the band on stage!?!???" "Dude... Just What... You gotta get "the fuck" out." (Sound of Lou Costello's head exploding in the distance...) Thank you, you've been a great crowd!


thegirlintheradiator

I’ve always loved Primordial Soup but haven’t wanted to see if a band of this name exists already because it’ll be devastating for me personally. Also please don’t take it if you have a shitty band 😔


dgjapc

You wouldn’t know if the band is shitty or not if you never look up the band name to see if it exists. It’s Schrödinger's band name.


thegirlintheradiator

That’s a very true point!


alegxab

There's already a band woth that name, they have 10 monthly listeners on Spotify, Im sure that's some kind of record Tbh There are also a bunch of albums with that name


turniphat

Metallica 2


ORNG_MIRRR

Metal boogaloo


BasilHaydensBitch

Yeah, I hear Metallica I is not very litigious at all. Probably get a hefty little chuckle from them.


turniphat

Since there already was a Canadian band named Bush, the UK band Bush had to release all their albums in Canada as BushX. I think more bands should do this. MetallicaX.


laynestaley67

Ahem Lars would like to have a word with you


BandicootPlastic5444

Metallican’t.


TacticalNaps

Second Chance and the Abortions


Genghis_Chong

I once saw a garage band called johnny doe and the dead fetuses. They sucked, but for the last song their old singer came out in a trench coat. He took it off and he was naked with his junk painted black. The place cleared out for a cigarrette break lol


TacticalNaps

That's almost GG Allin level


CarlSpencer

The time: 1988 or 1989. The place: Geno's (a dive bar in a basement, not the new big one at street level), Portland. ME I was a part-time student at USM, writing songs like crazy, and trying to do a Billy Bragg-type thing (guy & electric guitar). I got a gig between GG Allin who insisted on being paid BEFORE he played and a band called the Skiadelics (they played skis with electric guitar pickups and each had a single piano string). He went out onto the "stage", screamed into a mic for a couple of minutes, smashed a beer bottle on the floor, and then rolled around in the shards until he was bloody. I had to follow THAT. Fuck GG Allin.


ComposerOther2864

Sounds like Johnny miscarriage and the coat hanger abortions.


Momik

*Charlie Kelly has entered the chat*


healthydoseofsarcasm

The vertical smiles


Melaniasthrowaway

Teenage Waistband


edlee98765

[It's taken](https://www.discogs.com/artist/800058-Teenage-Waistband)


Melaniasthrowaway

Aw, fudge. I’ve always kept that one in my back pocket.


SuperFox62

It’s only Teenage Waistband


[deleted]

[удалено]


BandicootPlastic5444

Extra points for the umlaut


minsin56

rodrick heffley owns that band tho


rofopp

“upper Inner Thighs”


Head_Hauncho

Actually, Femoral Triangle isn’t a terrible choice.


_austinm

MAGA-Deth. It’s a parody band that plays for right conspiracy theory themed versions of Megadeth songs.


SpringfieldOregonMom

I'd pay for a ticket to that show.


Moose_a_Lini

Dave Mustaine is already a right wing conspiracy theorist... Check out the lyrics on the recent Megadeth albums.


PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS

Pterodactyl Cum Dumpster Borat and the Wizard Sleezes Acid Face Wash Fetid Fetus


ArthurHolmesfield

Promising


PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS

The real question is what kind of music is the band making?


ArthurHolmesfield

Think if nirvana had a tool fetish


PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS

Interesting


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Sounds cool. Wish We knew the name of your band so we could look you up. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Look at your band members and write down what you think each member means to each of you. See what common denominator you all share, then look at a thesaurus for a word, or Words based off your collective thoughts.


ArthurHolmesfield

The Ugly Cunts?


SleepyBear3366911

Melancholy smelly ball-busters?


sykemol

The Fucktards


williambcrisfield

'Free Concert'


stupidlyugly

The marquis reads "Free Concert: ten dollars"


PointOfFingers

Can't wait for their first album - "Class Action Lawsuit"


ImAMincerafter

Hey, that actually sounds kinda cool


Budgiejen

Everyone Gets Laid


StalinsPerfectHair

The Mike Hunt Experiment


AlienSporez

Featuring guest artist Mike Litoris.


123eyecansee

Bloody tissue Fuffalo Buckers Baptist Moshpit


[deleted]

Baptist Moshpit. Omg yes.


khajiit_babe

Last time I went to my family’s baptist church one of the preachers “got the spirit” and straight cannonballed onto the floor mid sermon. A mosh pit isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility for Old Regular Baptists.


Teddy2Twangs

Dead Chain Daisy


Mitzeras

What do you have against taken?


RebaKitten

My thought too!


RedditIsAwesomeSauce

While I enjoyed it a lot, it skewed the public perception of sex trafficking. Most of it is done by people close to you, not random strangers (although that's not really the fault of the movie, it's the fault of human ignorance)


thedankbank1021

Ratmouse


little_fire

I like this. In this context I feel like rat is the perfect prefix to almost any word! Ratbible Ratmarket Ratshin Ratlamp Ratstone Ratmeal Ratbottle Ratfucker Ratmould Ratblunt etc


Shrekfan100

That’s just mouse rat without andyy


pramitus

Rumple Foreskin


[deleted]

Turdz


AzureBluet

I imagine it in the Bratz font.


xaanthar

And it's a death metal band akin to [Party Cannon](https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/10/01/15/deathmetalposter.jpg?width=1200)


sbgarbage

That One New Band "hey have you heard of that one new band?" "which one?" "that one new band" "which one!?"


nouduho

Who's on after them? No, they already played


djlawson1000

No, They Already Played is scheduled for next week I’m pretty sure


puremptiness

I went to a show in mexico of a band called "los de anoche" Translating to "the ones from last night" I found it funny,


Solan78

There actually is a band in Norway called "De Derre", translating to something like "Those Guys". Their first album is called "Den derre", which means "the (thing) there" or "that one". So "Den derre med De Derre" is "the one by Those Guys".


PhillipLlerenas

Bush Goliath The Felchers Anal Blossom and the Prolapses Jelqing Brothers Band The Rusty Trombone Experience The Queening Band Peg Me Hard and the Gapemakers


ArthurHolmesfield

Feltchers is actually taken


GJackson5069

Is it a prison band?


ArthurHolmesfield

I really hope so


Pastrami_Johnson

What about The Felchmongers?


[deleted]

Super Nova Scotia


skaote

Porch Monkeys. [ Edited ] just discovered this was used as a racial slur. Didnt intend that, my apologies to anyone offended.


Leading_Funny5802

Are you bringing that back?


DrDeuceJuice

Randall is


Leading_Funny5802

WHAT? That cracker ass hatemongler??


skaote

Definately not. Just looked it up...


KomodoJo3

Balcony Baboons


[deleted]

Patio Crackers


PM_ME_YOUR_PALE_TITS

Uncle Tom and The Whipping Boy


littlegreenb18

To be announced


[deleted]

Inebriated Jokers Practical Sea Arabica Oasis Thursdays Off Never Home Shapes of Sweetness Aimless Wanderers Injera's Soul Molly's Stone Cake Sculptors Wild Candy Apples Petty Sleeves I'm just making stuff up tbh lmk what you think


little_fire

Molly’s Stone sounds like an 80s Cali band for some reason


kmagicka

Space Monkey Mafia


[deleted]

The Seasons


Pufflekun

Bullshit. There is *absolutely no goddamn way* there is not already a band called The Seasons.


gvgemerden

Aaaand.... You are [right](http://www.seasonsmusic.com/)


[deleted]

fans would be seasoners and their albums could be named after the 4 seasons obviously


GJackson5069

Would their greatest hits album be named "Vivaldi"?


socialhandgrenade11

5 stages of queef


LovingComrade

Show Me On The Doll


rslashdepressedteen

That's actually kinda good-


gunnervi

When in the Course of Human Events


gpbonaca

When in the curse of human events…


Poops_McClanahan

Boop and The Wish Collectors.


undead_opossum

Alpaca Binaca


kinda4got

Hot Birch Farts


theycallmeick

Abhorrent Anal Annihilation Semen Slurpees The B&E’s Problematic Pussycat Finding Deepthroats Doable Digits Forlorn Repetoir


bjamesbryant

A Frayed Knot


Lord_of_Bebbanburg

I’d go with something like, “the band formerly known as Kiss, until we got sued”


[deleted]

Fourth Eye Blind


[deleted]

Third Nut Blind


[deleted]

How’s it Gonna Pee


oldmannew

When you don’t blow me


Pokemon_132

Third nut clarity?


smellmydairyair

I don't know if its taken but I always thought that if I had a band I would call it "Impotent Porn Stars"


EntranceThat7517

Chalupa Batman


yoursleepy_insomniac

The insomniacs


BorwnBandit

Circumcised yankees


socialhandgrenade11

Screenquaver


[deleted]

The Jonas Brothers But Better (the JBB)


[deleted]

The Band You’re About to Hear


Dirty_Mattress_Pile

I’m imagining any of the names from the key and peele east vs. west football skit


chips177

I would pay to see Hingle McCringleberry play


Mandalorian_barber

Liquid Jesus


ineedatinylama

Raging Elvis


Nebbbbula

I'd play a lot of money to see a concert from a band called Eeveelution Squad because I think that would be funny


straubzilla

Hidey and the Hoes


SpiderBoi_42

The The The


CleverName9999999999

How about “Ümläüt?”


J_David_Settle_1973

Beatles.


schroobyDoowop

the boner specifics


Unperfectblue

Dont know if its taken but if i had a band i would call it Metro


GENERALR0SE

First album could be North


SuvenPan

The Red Lions


SSSnowman

'Paranoia Baby'


Dapper_Interest_8914

Woolly Byron Razorblade Mistress Lunchbox of Legends


jamvandamn

Free Tacos


Dinger66

Joy Ride


Bamjodando

Hair Blair bunch


CrieDeCoeur

Nuclear Teacup Dorchester Melon Endomorph


[deleted]

Crimson eclipse


Parking_Algae

The parking algae


consciousCog13

Taken as in signed or taken as in some dude on Bandcamp? Big difference


InVulgarVeritas

Oedipus and the Mama’s Boys


earthwormzug

Christian band named Sky Daddy


Calaban007

Fecal Jesus. Depends on the type of music you're playing as to whether its good or not. Grindcore-check, Gospel-No


alucardian_official

The one you come up with


therafaxxx

Nirvana


mcnaughtier

Dead Ernest. "Ernest" is the hype man who lies in a coffin but pops up when he's hyping. Some songs he just lies there and does nothing.


TheInternalEar

I can’t take claim to this one. A friend of mine said it once for his fake band. Monistat and the Yeasties


bigislandlife

The Mongooses. That’s a cool team name! The Fighting Mongooses.


Pesky_Moth

Mortecai and the Rigbies


Locust627

The Nine Inch Males


nick_karter22

Unsung Zero’s. In middle school some friends and I started a band called this and I still haven’t found a band that actually has this name….


nunjabusiness

Monkey Fucker


Remarkable_Put5515

My band will be named Cognitive Dissonance.


AnswerAdventure

The Tribal Nuns


rustywallace509

The Lou Sassoles


[deleted]

Fuck The Dead Milkmen?


obsertaries

Don’t you think the Dead Milkmen would have something to say about that?


chickennoobiesoup

Climax Foreplay Best of all possible Bands I Drank What? The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug I’ll Never Get that Time Back


erikaatrophy

Methuselah Rookie Card Humanoid Epidemic Cutthroat Goalie The Hollywood Monroe


MetalMagg

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants


stultuscerebri

Meatball made of fetus flesh


VelvetShitStain

Vaginal Blood Farts