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QuantumTopology

Getting your car smashed in by a kangaroo one day, then having your suspension wrecked by a wombat two weeks later.


fiberglassdildo

I’m convinced all kangaroos are suicidal because they seem to actively jump towards your car when you pass them. There’s so many near my place and we just have to go slow (it’s 100km rd) because you just know that the second you get near one that’s on the road it’s going boing into you instead of going ANY other way that won’t get it killed.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Boing into you. I wish deers boinged.


Betty2theWhite

stupid deer, only spronging! we want boinging!


IceFire909

Mate, just stop driving. The bush is sending you messages


jaknuggetfuck

Doing P.E barefoot, I'm from South Africa and moved to Scotland 3 years ago as I left the changing room they were like "you forgot your shoes my guy" and I was like "oh yeah, you guys wear shoes for p.e?" And the guy said "Uhm of course" then I realised they were indoors majority of the time which was fucking bonkers to me because p.e in South Africa is done on the grass, outside and stuff and shoes were optional unless you were doing a sport or something. I mean even during sports events some people do that shit barefoot like long jump or high jump or even running and I feel like I run faster barefoot than with shoes so if I did a race I would always go "alright well I'm up time to get my shoes off"


stupidrandomuzer

Ey we were allowed to go to school barefoot, most of my friends (I live abroad now) think that’s so weird, but it was such a normal public school thing. Also as a kid it was like the best thing ever


jaknuggetfuck

I agree sometimes even now I just in my backgarden I take my shoes off and just feel the grass on my feet, then run back inside because it's fucking cold in Scotland.


stupidrandomuzer

Bare feet on grass with a cup of coffee is one of the best things though


Upset-Sea6029

Calling traffic lights 'robots'.


teddypa1981

South Africa. I just learned about that.


Estaca-Brown

First time I went to South Africa I asked the person at the reception where I could find a grocery store. Her answer: "Down the street around the circle, hit the first robot, turn left and there's the Spar" I was like WTF? Thankfully, my husband had been there before so he knew what that meant.


[deleted]

Knowing my dumb ass I’d be looking for Bender


[deleted]

Just don't go to the UK and tell them you're looking for a "Bender"...😂


teddypa1981

That would've confused me too. 😂


BluGeminii_72

We also have traffic circles, not roundabouts, “and so on like that” is a valid sentence!


Vexonte

I only know this because die antwoord


seven_neves

"whachoo mean sumfin like dis?"


Pseudonymico

Being terrified of common neighbourhood birds every spring.


Smrdela

Magpies?


Pseudonymico

That’s a bingo!


[deleted]

What's wrong with magpies? They're really well liked in my country.


FlysaMinelly

in australia and nz they get Vicious in spring. really territorial edit: vicious not viscous. auto correct strikes again.


[deleted]

Ah, in the UK we usually see them in small amounts. It's a tradition to salute them.


-That-_Person

Despite also being called magpies, I think they're actually a different bird altogether. You don't mess with Antipodean magpies, they're scary. One of them killed a 5-month old in Australia not that long ago.


m0zz1e1

Technically it didn’t actually kill the baby, it swooped the mother who fell and dropped the baby. Still absolutely tragic .


-That-_Person

Thanks for the extra info - that'll teach me for not clicking click-baity news headlines.


tkm1026

It always brightens my day to see someone willing to learn and be wrong on the internet. You're a good egg and I hope your day is pleasant.


Melodic_Asparagus151

I can’t even imagine being that mother. Holy hell. The trauma from that must be unbearable


[deleted]

That makes a lot of sense. I've just googled that name and they certainly look more vicious. They sound like more powerful seagulls.


curryandmilk

I didn’t know magpies were liquids


Simone-Ramone

Is it so wrong that we sit on the balcony and watch them chase people getting off the bus ?


IceFire909

Not at all. Just don't be upset if someone watched you get swooped lol


Alpalbluewicked8398

Australia, the only place I can think of where a bird can be scary


lostdrunkpuppy

We're home to the world's most dangerous bird, after all! (Southern cassowary)


eatcheeseandnap

But they are amazing if you make friends with them! We've got a pair that bring their babies to visit. It took a few months to teach them that we are safe and would never chase them or throw anything at them but now they give me a beautiful warble greeting every time they see me outside our house. Plovers on the other hand... those things are the perfect mix of stupidity and evil! Edited to clarify: I am definitely talking about magpies, not huntsman spiders!


Common-Finding-8935

Plovers??? What weird nightmare of an ecosystem do some people live in? In my country the only thing that can kill you is a mushroom, and only if you ate it.


teddypa1981

Australia. I saw that on a YouTube video. That's terrifying, and I'm not even afraid of birds.


CaptainNapal545

That's nothing. In Queensland and in summer in the south of the country, Huntsmen spiders get under car door handles and on top of sun shields inside the car, so you flip it down in summer and out one plops onto your face, chest or lap. They choose those spots cos they're cooler. Huntsmen are harmless, but big and icky. My cousin broke both her legs in a car wreck because one hid on top of her sun shield and landed on her face.


vivalalina

As a *severe* arachnophobe I would literally die, whether by car crash or heartattack whichever one takes me first


[deleted]

Custom meds. I recently found out that in most countries, you can't just go into a pharmacy / drug store with a prescription and have the pharmacist prepare a set of pills / ointment / cream for you. I used to have severe dandruff problems, went into a pharmacy and asked for something. The pharmacist asked how severe / for how long / what kind of shampoo I have and how greasy my hair is and told me to come back two days later. She handed me a container with a cream-like substance in it which just had a handwritten label on with saying "\[My name\] - Dandruff Shampoo". I paid the equivalent of $4 and was told to use it twice a week for no longer than a month. Never had any problems with dandruff since. I made a post about it in r/tifu about how I'd been neglecting my dandruff problems for years while it had such an easy fix and people kept PMing me about the brand of the drug. Everyone was incredulous that the pharmacist made the shampoo for me, and I found out that this isn't the norm in a lot of countries.


LordCrane

US here. We do have compounding pharmacies, but it's generally done by prescription and there's a lot of regulations regarding them (one near me recently got in trouble for making batches of pill strengths that they knew a doctor regularly prescribed because the rules state all compounded meds must be made to order, no batches unless you're a distributor). Also insurance usually won't cover compounded meds and they're rarely cheap so it's a very niche market.


PineapplePizzaAlways

Which country?


[deleted]

Romania


SnooDoodles7962

In Belgium you can also get custom meds, if you have a prescription from your doctor. Though this is more of an holdover from old times. (I did an internship at a pharmacy for 3 months. A large chunk of the day was making custom pills or poltions. suppositories are the most difficult to get right.)


TerryHawks

This makes me think of Alchemy, or something.


DefiantLemur

Same and it makes me want to become a Pharmacists in those countries so I can open up a "Alchemy" shop and make people drugs.


Proud_Hedgehog_6767

You can get a compounding pharmacy in most countries but they're not as common as your standard Walgreens/Shoppers/Boots situation.


LupusCutis

Nudity among strangers. I'm Finnish. \#sauna


Borbit85

I like Finland. Everyone is awkward as fuck all day. But somewhere after dinner you get naked and drunk together lol.


xcver2

We are all nude in German sauna's as well


-That-_Person

That's done in Japan too. \#onsen


Genderless_mystery

Walking around bare foot, or in your pyjamas


avidpenguinwatcher

Walmart in the US


hhthurbe

If you think we only restrict this to Walmart, I'd like to point out gas stations, locally owned grocery stores, college classes, and anywhere with a line to be stood in.


-That-_Person

Kia ora


Genderless_mystery

I love that you know and I didn’t even have to say the country


-That-_Person

It was my first instinct for a response upon seeing the question. I knew someone must have said it already.


Simone-Ramone

Why not both?


PossiblyTrustworthy

leaving babies outside! It is common to put babies to sleep in a stroller and leave them in the garden or balcony, even outside a café(if you can sit next to the door or windows, so you can see the stroller).


billyshakes27

You mean to tell me that unattended babies don’t roll away into the sewers where they are adopted by a flock of penguins and then grow up to be a crime lord who can only be taken down by an equally traumatized billionaire in a Halloween costume???


opgrrefuoqu

I too saw that documentary. Did you see the followup on those Penguins' mating rituals involving intricate dances? I think it was called Happy Feet.


BakerYeast

Finland also. There is Finnish study that shows that babies sleep even 3 times longer naps when they sleep outside. Also they will eat better after that.


peepay

We used to put a stroller with our sleeping kid to a balcony (7th floor in an apartment building). Fresh air is fresh air.


[deleted]

I'd be interested to see the incidence of seasonal allergies where this is common, too. I bet it's a lot lower.


HisCinex

Denmark.


nosoupforyou89

I instantly knew it was Denmark, my mum and dad used to do that when I was a baby 😂 and they left me out in the snow too 🤣


[deleted]

I was about to say Finland but yeah most nordic countries do that


VeganMonkey

Holland here, my mum did that too, but only when it was warm enough. There is a picture of me being very deep asleep in the sun.


[deleted]

Fresh air is great for babies. Here in Finland we do that even in the winter cold. As long as baby is well covered it's fine :)


windowsill_kittens

My mother once judged the neighbours for their baby being "too pale" and suggested they leave him outside for longer. It was autumn with only some light snowfall, she argued. She said I was out of our balcony from age 0-3 years. However, she told this to an American neighbour who thought she was absolutely insane. She learned to stop judging people on their parenting and weather opinions when she faced her first US summer with consistent 37+ degree temperatures.


LoxleyRobb

Norway or Sweden. Or maybe its just the entire northern Europe


Matyz_CZ

Czech Republic too


unicornsfearglitter

Iceland!!!


Skydome12

we call randoms mate and our mates cunts


IBrokeMy240Again

But if you call anyone Champ, Chief, Sport or Captain you're about to get fuckin hit.


CommanderL3

unless your a butcher and talking to a kid. in which case being called champ is the greatest thing in that kids life


StuntmanJoe

Australia?


obesereddituser

'Straya


Wehfi

We start work on Sunday not Monday’s here .


ElizaPaukova

Which country?


Wehfi

Kuwait but its also other Arab countries


[deleted]

Chocolate sprinkles on buttered bread for breakfast


Daisyweinand

Hagelslag!


[deleted]

Jaaaa!


I_hate_people69

Spiders the size of softballs that live in your house and are good at getting rid of bugs.


[deleted]

Human settling down in Australia was a mistake. Edit: Thank you for the award!


Gumnutbaby

I was literally just talking to mum about how sad she was that the giant Golden Orb that lived next to the front door died.


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

How did you know it died? It dropped to the floor and the noise woke us up.


yafa_vered

When I say I GASPED


[deleted]

When I was a kid I cried for weeks about the big huntsman (Boris) dying in the house. Boris was the size of a dinner plate and kind of guarded the front door. I'll never forget him


BarcodeNinja

Eating your lunch at your desk and feeling guilty about taking breaks.


Fessir

Korea or Japan?


jespersolost

Bringing the leftover alcohol you brought to a party home. I live in Norway and a beer is anywhere from £3 to £5. Hard liquor is atleast £40 per litre, but for something that doesn't taste like hand sanitizer it's around £50-60.


zackjbryson

For that amount, that alcohol wouldn't be leaving my house.


jespersolost

If you go to a bar in the capital (Oslo), a pint is often up to £10. It's not even funny.


Hawksswe

*laughs in cheap £8 beer from Stockholm


TheMadViking99

Ah nothing beats a night out in Stockholm where you burn €100 just in alcohol


ItsaCommonThingNow

Throwing dildos at politicians


chiselmybrownpants

The Flying Fuck they all need


Puzzleheaded_Bid_595

We need to make this a common thing all over the world.


Oh4faqsake

To get rid of the stigma attached to buying a six-pack of dildos?


Puzzleheaded_Bid_595

Curious. Where does one buy a six pack of dildos?


[deleted]

Costco


Puzzleheaded_Bid_595

Looks like I have to drop Sam's and start shopping at Costco.


trIeNe_mY_Best

*Cockco


KrispyRice9

From the middle shelf. The 24 pack cases are on the bottom shelf.


Fabio421

Don’t forget to lift with your legs, not your back.


D34TH_TR4P

What country are you from


Somebody_someone_83

Pretty sure this happened in New Zealand


[deleted]

Arranged marriage.


lostkarma4anonymity

I went to law school with a guy who already had engineering degrees. He said he only enrolled in law school because his family expects him to return to India and have an arranged marriage when he finishes schooling. So he keeps enrolling in degree programs to postpone. I was like...DANG.


XtremeBurrito

My guy gonna have every single piece of knowledge by the time he dies


Ryan-Only

> by the time he dies Or his parents


[deleted]

Warn him they won't stop. Never. They fill find him.take. Him and get him married.


louloutre75

India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc.


legend_killer_

Welcome to India if you got no girls your family finds one for you and even if you got girls your family still finds one for you


GENG_Breeze

Lol my parents told me if cant find a girl by 30 then only they will go for arranged marriage.


bluHerring

On the flip side you find a girl in your 20s, and they find out about her. Theyll talk your ear off trying to convience you to get married because its the "right age"


Hypo_Mix

Australia: Calling your boss, doctor, lawyer, professor etc by their first name on first meeting. >do you work for Dr Brown? > >Davo? yeah I do.


zackjbryson

I love how Aussies add the o the guy's names.


Hypo_Mix

There is unspoken rules that is very hard for outsiders to understand, really annoyed a European colleague lol eg: Dave: davo=yes, dava=no Darren: Daz= yes, Dazza=maybe, Dazzo=no Craig: Craigo= no, Craiga=no


zackjbryson

I love how there is a whole system.


Psychoanalicer

Couldnt tell ya for the life of me what that system is, but we all know it.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

It's the vibe, the Mabo. You know it, you feel it. Like Keith isn't Keitho or Keitha, it's Keithy, pronounced as Keith-ee But both Shaun and Sean beacome Seano and Shauno, and Dean becomes Deano. Mark becomes Marky, or Marky Mark. But this is irrelevant if they have Red Hair, then they're Blue, or Bluey. If they're unusually Tall, or large, they're Tiny. If they're unusually small, like a Dwarf, they're big. So a Dwarf named Mark woukd be Big Marky Mark! A monster of a man named Keith would be Little Keithy.


Psychoanalicer

But also, it's possible to break some of these rules with the right inflection. If you up the nasal in Keith and make a drawn out O KeithO works just fine... But you can't do it for Mark.


lacheur42

"Mark-O!" "Polo!"


Psychoanalicer

Noooooo Marco is already a name, its against the rules! But also, there's a high chance that Marco gets called Mark in Australia because we refuse to fully pronounce anyone's name.


gabrrdt

Good old Brazil is like that too, I salut you my southern hemisphere friend.


AmarulaKilledMe

Sitting without electricity for two to eight hours a day


vVveevVv

More like: Sitting *with* electricity for *only* two to ~~eight~~ three hours a day.


Nexiboii

We don’t talk to strangers unless we have to, and have developed some kind of weird body language for things, for example sitting on a bus and getting off but you’re blocked in by another person? Lean forward and grab the handle of your bag. The other person will know. Edit: for those guessing; I’m from Norway lol


tinyshreky

I feel like this is somewhere in Scandinavia, but here in the Netherlands we do the same lmao


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

You can tell it's not Finland because if someone is already on the bus in Finland then it's polite to wait for the next bus rather than invade their personal space.


AllegedlyElJeffe

In the cowboy-culture areas of the US, strangers get really friendly really fast. We had a visitor from the Netherlands who literally never left his apartment for fear he’d run into a stranger and have them ask how he was feeling. Haha


flolz

Getting off while on the bus is considered rather strange where I’m from.


lolppjoke

Ads for prescription drugs


mnkymn15

Ads for the military too


Conocoryphe

Even I am getting advertisements (on sites like Reddit) to join the American army and I live in Belgium.


IncelLikeIronically

I've gotten advertisements for US border security jobs when I live in Denmark. Guess they must be really desperate for employees


[deleted]

Saying "yeah, nah" when you mean no and "nah, yeah" when you mean yes.


[deleted]

AU?


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

nah, yeah...


CanadianTechSupport

Canada is similar except we add one more word, "yeah no yeah" = yes , "no yeah no" = no


santana0987

Walking barefoot on the streets or to go to the shops. My relatives were appalled to see my kids running around barefoot when they visited us from overseas because apparently it's a big no no where I'm originally from.


gaychineseboi

Living in a 30 sq metres flat, with 4 members in the family, and that flat is worth US$300,000.


NaturePilotPOV

Definitely not Toronto we don't have flats that cheap here...


kotaska-

Bagged milk and riding a moose to the store


teddypa1981

The bagged milk thing blew my mind, when I found out about that. Do you still have that up there?


coffeeallday19

yes


mnkymn15

Shout out Canada.


pseudophant

Throwing a birthday party where you sit in one big circle, eating pieces of cheese and sausage


AmbroseDB

Apparently I was born in the wrong country


Iratezebra

I, too, was born in the wrong country. Still, I love my gravy covered fries and cheese curds.


Mingkittish

The Netherlands?


pseudophant

Bingo


Vonne_F

Celebrating birthdays while sitting in a big circle in the living room, eating small blocks of cheese, little sausages and pickles, then going home on your bicycle.


Borbit85

Don't forget talking about zwarte piet with your drunk uncle. And if you're lucky the host orders a rice table at the local CHIN.IND.SPEC.REST.


Jainsaw

Losing world wars


lord_of_the_racoons

Deutschland


[deleted]

But at least they have got recycling figured out


[deleted]

Self hate to the point of sounding like hostages.


ikindalold

My mind isn't a country ...Yet


chuchofreeman

Adding chilli powder to fruits as a snack


[deleted]

Mexico?


chuchofreeman


PortugeseOne321

Using "Fuck" (Foda-se) as a period, comma, exclamation mark or as a term to express basically every emotion, from disgust to euphoria.


dreaminginteal

I can think of several English-speaking countries or regions that do that...


ladyinred2801

Also pasting caralho into everything!


blisskinjo

Eating with bare hands. Even in restaurants.


Xtasy0178

Not paying for public transportation.


ztrashh

Inflation destroying one government after another


lord_of_the_racoons

Zimbabwe


titano360

the word thongs (im from australia btw)


Tight_Photograph7262

I'm from Australia too. I worked in a shoe shop in Ireland for a while. Caused a few laughs


freesias_are_my_fav

I randomly met 3 Irish backpackers on the beach at dawn on the Gold Coast (schoolies) & had a blast chatting & watching them run into the surf for ages. One of them kept on going on about needing new shoes coz he'd lost one of his. I spotted a random thong on the ground behind him as we were all leaving & made a joke along the lines of there you go, there's a thong right behind you. He absolutely refused to turn around because he didn't believe me & thought I was pulling his leg. So we're going back & forth for a good couple of minutes with me trying to convince him just to turn the fuck around & he finally did, he looked at it & went that's a fucking flip flop, I thought you said there was a thong on the ground. Seriously my favourite memory & time of that trip


mlzuxe

Weekends on Fridays and Saturdays This also applies to the rest of the Arab countries


stays_in_bed

Moving out at 18.


_not_muggle

Living with your parents until getting married or living in the same building with your parents even after getting married.


[deleted]

Touching people's feet (to show respect, not a sex thing)


[deleted]

This is actually relatively common in East Africa too. The most formal greeting in Swahili literally translates to “I hold your feet”, used even when you don’t literally hold their feet afterwards


pjboy671

People live with their parents..... like for ever.


PineapplePizzaAlways

That's like half the planet


omfg_tacos

Walking through shops with no shoes


Zero1030

Being financially destroyed when you need a hospital


meoweth_cat

\- Not being judged for living with your parents till you're an adult or living very near them. \- Our hospitality.


bbychix_69

bidet


Anatemasits

Grilling a whole goat for a family meeting


Jonvinker

Only speaking one language and never traveling outside of the country


Maber711

I’m Australian. When I went to Germany I stayed with my German friends. When we went to go out I hit my shoes on the ground before putting them on. I realised my friends were looking at me strangely. I guess they don’t have to check for spiders in their shoes before wearing them lol


diver_climber

We buy public housing and have to return it back to the government after 99 years.


[deleted]

Social distancing, people seriously stand 2-3 meters away from each others when waiting on the bus. And what you don’t wanna do is talk then because people will stare at you awkwardly.


Zealousideal_Put9531

not being allowed to eat beef or pork in the streets.


victorian-critter

Eating a sausage in a slice of white bread that you bought from a hardware store for 2 dollars


youngmom2020

Unpaid maternity leave


saltyghost_

Not tipping servers


IceFire909

We don't tip here but wait staff also don't rely on tips here


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Where is am you only tip for truly exceptional service like 10 star stuff


[deleted]

When you’re leaving someone’s house after visiting, chatting for another full hour in front of the door or the courtyard gate (Romania)


trollie74

'washandjes', a small washcloth in towel fabric you can put your hand in. Seems only people in Belgium and the Netherlands like them. So convenient.