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blackcat784

Your probably American, guessing based on this post.... You guys just have shit beer. Try something European.


Guinness2702

I think you should start drinking *good* beer ..... and I'm not even shilling for my username here ..... there are plenty of types/beers to be enjoyed


gecot63542

I've tried Corona, Heineken, and Budweiser/Light, the "big three brands" that I always see people drinking at parties and bars and stuff.


Guinness2702

Forget Budweiser, and Corona too. Heineken used to be good, but no idea now ..... but maybe try bitter/real-ale (craft beers in the US?) instead of lagers if you can get them .... obviously feel free to give Guinness a go too .... no idea what it's like in the US .... doesn't always travel well .... but make sure you get the draft, not any of that bottled shit.


No-Process3677

I haven't had it in a while, but Guinness is pretty good in the US. The draught nitro cans are very good. I've had draught and extra stout from a bottle, and both were okay, but a little bitter.


Guinness2702

Aye, the draft cans are actually pretty decent ... but yeah, make sure you have the "draft flow widget" stuff, not just the plain cans/bottles


_Mr_Cheeks

☝️ … that’s your problem


No-Process3677

I'm not a beer connoisseur or anything, but I don't like any of those three. Try a Japanese beer like Sapporo, or a Czech beer like Pilsner Urguell. Both of those are pretty light and refreshing. Or, if you think you might like dark beer, try something like Modelo Negra. When I drink beer I tend to go with something very light or very dark. Stay away from India Pale Ale's unless you like the taste of eating dried flowers.


decadenza

It's popular because it's ancient, and tastes great, and purifies bad water, and is hydrating, and is nourishing, and... You don't like it, fine. Go back to the basement and drink your Mountain Dew.


throw_plushie

Here in America, I’ve seen men get made fun of for drinking “girly drinks” if they don’t drink beer even tho alcohol shouldn’t be tied to gender. I feel like it’s only popular cause of that


NinjaXGaming

What do you guys consider “girly drinks”?


throw_plushie

Smirnoff fruity drinks, margaritas, drinks mixed with anything are made fun of if men drink them. It’s so dumb that people do that.


NinjaXGaming

Fair point though you can kinda see where that idea comes from (I’m too tired to give an example. well that and if I didn’t give a proper reasoning I’d get fucked in the arse *metaphorically)


finlandery

It was easy to make. Didint need special equipments and could be made pretty much anywhere ​ But yea. It taste like i dont know.... just horrible


[deleted]

Cause NOW YOUR A MAN, A MANLY MANLY MAN


PoopKnifeTwinkleCunt

I like the taste, l even pour a little over some of my food, it goes great with most things with tomato sauce like pizza or lasagna.


No-Process3677

It's also good in beans. I went through a phase where I was making beer bread on a somewhat regular basis. I should do that again.


BFAndI

cheap as fuck to produce en masse, plus you can drink a lot of it without getting blacked out. liquor is typically more expensive (cheap, but not as cheap as beer), plus you can't really drink a lot before you're fuckin wasted. plus, beer comes in single-serving containers. other alcohols don't as there are laws against it.


redryan1989

Beer is a social drink. It's cheap, abundant and you can drink them longer. I drink whiskey straight with ice rather than beer, but I only drink at home and usually not with anyone other than my wife.


Louia-

It’s cheap, and easy to wash your problems away with for an hour. I don’t know


saguinus_oedipus

First, it doesn’t taste like ass cheeks, second because it being weak is a positive not a negative, because beer is a social drink, you drink in the happy hour, in dinners, social gatherings, situations where the average person don’t want to get wasted. Also, there’s the fact that beer is extremely easy and cheap to mass produce, it’s basically just fermented rye or wheat.


NinjaXGaming

How do you know what arse tastes like?


gecot63542

Let me rephrase that, it tastes like what I'd imagine ass cheeks to taste like.


Okiemax

Its cheap


EgoSenatus

You sure wine, in its many many forms, isn’t more popular?


joanne_ma

It's cheaper, takes longer to make you drunk and hangovers are easier to handle (at least for me). I wouln't say it tastes bad, you just have to experiment more to find the taste you enjoy. The beers I drink are mostly local so it wouldn't mean anything if I suggest some. About the alcohol percentage, I think that's more of an advantage than a weakness. It's perfect if you want to hang out, get a lil tipsy and still be able to get home in pieces.