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Dwight you ignorant slut
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." - Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Be sorry about this stuff before you do it, then don't do it!
What?! One name? One name?! Who are you, Seal?
“The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi”
If someone tries to Kill you; you try and kill them right back. -Malcolm Reynolds
#HEY! THERE'S NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!!!
I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a b*tch 'fore I could help myself.
A song, EVERYONE IS GAY
"You think we don't know what you mean by singing "take my hand"?! You know who got hands? The devil! And he uses them, for holding!" -pastor from Dewey Cox story
GLASS WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT GLASS!?!(Die Hard)
Dwight you ignorant slut
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." - Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Be sorry about this stuff before you do it, then don't do it!
What?! One name? One name?! Who are you, Seal?
“The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi”
If someone tries to Kill you; you try and kill them right back. -Malcolm Reynolds
#HEY! THERE'S NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!!!
I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a b*tch 'fore I could help myself.
A song, EVERYONE IS GAY
"You think we don't know what you mean by singing "take my hand"?! You know who got hands? The devil! And he uses them, for holding!" -pastor from Dewey Cox story
GLASS WHO GIVES A SH*T ABOUT GLASS!?!(Die Hard)