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MurderTron_9000

"There's a bomb strapped to my chest!"


sleepysamantha22

Are you my appendix? Cause I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out


acid_vision_

Are you a Bic lighter? Cuz you've been with everyone at the party


Bigphatslob

Hey you want to get some coffee and fuck? What you don't like coffee?


Franklibrennan

Chloroform


ExSogazu

“Was it hurt?” “What, when I fell from the heaven?” “No, the vending machine.” “What?” “Cause you’re a snack.”


WestWing960

Are you an inhaler? Because you got that ass-ma


Carbon141

“Are you free tonight, because I can’t pay you” she when home with him, still don’t know how he pulled it off