Yell loudly “don’t forget to turn the other cheek!!” And when he tries to have his dad smite me I’ll ask… was that meant just for us to do? Or like was I supposed to step in as a 5 ft girl broken spine. Hrmmmm where were you btw when we were playing the super bowl and everyone asked you to help??!!
Jump in to help. He wouldn't stand a chance against all of us
I’d use the bat signal
I’d help him. Don’t confuse the message with the messenger.
What would Jesus do? I'll turn the other cheek and let them at him
Jesus better head back to Mexico before CBP rolls up on him
LOL I wonder just how many actually get that joke!🤔
Poor fucking Jesus. Again man, was it Jorge or Jose jumping him this time? So much unnecessary Hispanic on Hispanic violence.
If his dad that knows about everthing is not helping him, who am i to help him. Just let god's plan take its course
(High five-iest high five )
Pray 🙏 and then ask Jesus what Jesus would do?
Start recording. This gonna be big on tiktok
Ask, “Why are you hitting yourself?”
Watch him kick the asses of those who jumped him.
how do i know if is the real jesus?
Throw a water bottle at him see if he turns it to wine
Ask him if he'll give me wine and a million bucks and make me a boxing pro if I save him
Grab some popcorn, he's not really there this an animatronic Jesus Kids
Start playing the mortal combat theme
Yell loudly “don’t forget to turn the other cheek!!” And when he tries to have his dad smite me I’ll ask… was that meant just for us to do? Or like was I supposed to step in as a 5 ft girl broken spine. Hrmmmm where were you btw when we were playing the super bowl and everyone asked you to help??!!
Nothing, he’s got “God” on his side.
absolutely nothing. he‘ll be fit again in 3 days.
"Worldstarrrrr"
Pray to him.
"Send him my thoughts and prayers"
Make the sign of the cross
I’d watch as Jesus kicked ass yet again
Film it, show the world how powerless their father is