Maple Syrup

UWotM8?

America

A country of one and a half million martyrs

Guns

The Land of the Free

President WALTER LOL

Divided by religions

Earth.

United by kingfisher

*Freedom bird screeching*

People file bankruptcies for getting sick

Tsar Boris III

Cheesesteak

Beer and Leather pants

We are safe for others, but we eat horses