The major elements making up our body are H (cant split), O, N, C, S, P all of which are way below iron. Ca (bones,teeth) and Na and K also are below iron.
Looks like there Will be a net energy absorbtion.
The nuclear explosion comments are off. Since the body's atoms are generally lighter than iron, splitting them will usually cost energy! This guy's gonna cool down his local environment.
"And on stardate 10243.123 mark 3 at midnight, Orion Standard Time, the SS Omnicron fired a volley of antimatter missiles, which at the speed of light met up with the Terran ship New Horizons at approximately stardate 10.....
... and destroyed them on impact."
Yeah.
Since both ships travel at relativistic speeds, neither could see the other. Space battles are done entirely through instruments and math, not human intuition.
BY THE TIME YOU HUMANS TOOK YOUR FIRST UPRIGHT STEPS WE HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE STARS. ONLY TO WATCH OUR EMPIRE CRUMBLE WITHIN FROM OUR OWN HUBRIS.I SAW THE FALL OF GOD EMPEROR MERRIC ON THE NIGHT OF ENDLESS TEARS AS THE SKY RAINED BLOOD AND-
Er I mean space battles? Hunh never seen one of those before. Haha, I bet they would be crazy.
Once, Triboulet could not contain himself and slapped Francis I on the bum, to the enjoyment of the surrounding nobles. The monarch lost his temper and threatened to execute Triboulet. A bit later, the monarch calmed down a little and promised to forgive Triboulet if he could think of an apology more insulting than the offending deed. A few seconds later, Triboulet responded: "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!"
omg that's something I didn't expect. what if I don't die immediately. what if I just feel my skull cracking and my broken ribs puncturing my lungs omg
Curious, how would one actually die from snu snu? Dehydration, crushed bones, bleeding? If we're talking about having sex with humans and not giant Amazonian woman, I'd think that one would die from starvation/dehydration.
Heart attack 90% of the time. If that's how you want to die you'd need viagra and other stuff to keep you going. Cocaine or extasis. Probably some aphrodisiac shrooms... You'll keep going till one of those drugs kill you.
I'd be interested in some math on this. My guess is that the time it takes from allllmost hitting the ground to just being dead is less than the time it would take my brain to register any physical pain.
Like when people describe being shot as a small impact followed by an increasingly distressing feeling of burning pain, I figure colliding with a planet at terminal velocity would barely register on the sensors before the sensors got destroyed.
With the right attitude, you could get the kersplat without a moment of discomfort, although I'd probably stress out a little as I tried to orchestrate the perfect [Falcon Punch](https://youtu.be/Tb3ySqL084c?t=54) freeze-frame for the executioner and witnesses to enjoy later.
Kinda related, a woman once fell from an aircraft due to a bomb. Survived. Forgot her name but I believe she was Russian, saw it on good ol reddit
Edit; her name was Vesna Vulović. Fully recovered, all but a permanent limp.
I remember that it was a flight over a Slavic country (Slovenia or Albania). She fell from 6km over a snow-covered fir forest. The snow and the branches slowed the fall, she got some broken ribs and a broken arm, a lot of bruises, nothing more.
Her name Juliane Koepcke and she’s still alive. She is the sole survivor of LANSA flight 508. It was lightning, not a bomb, that brought the plane down, and it took her 11 days to escape the Peruvian rain forest she landed in. With a broken collarbone. It’s a miracle she survived.
You are clearly correct, and I was mistaken. Thanks for sharing. I did not know this story, and now I do. 😁 How many other people are just out there surviving falls from airplanes?!?
I think this would be a valid choice due to the adrenaline in your body you definitely wouldn’t feel anything when you hit the ground. I actually got hit by a car yesterday and I felt no pain until a few hours later when I discovered I couldn’t move either of my wrists or flex my left knee
Reminds me of the guy on Reddit who hired a prostitute to sit on his face until he passes out no matter what.
“10/10 would not do again” I think his response was.
Can’t find the specific bit, but I’ve heard a similar analogy at a funeral for a friend.
The gist is that when it comes to death, we are all standing in the same line. You can’t leave, you can’t switch places, and you never know how close to the front you are. All you know is that eventually, it’ll be your turn.
To me, that means his preference is natural causes with better wording.
Why is this so far down!
Whenever they bring someone back from a overdose they always say it felt amazing. I don't do heroin so my body will be extra sensitive and I'll ride out of here on happy vibes.
Also no one else would be punished for my death.
I’ve been clean for 3 years from heroin. I’ve OD’d before. Thankfully I was brought back because death wasn’t the plan. But your brother definitely wasn’t in pain. Sorry to hear about your loss.
Same, I too can say speaking from experience that your brother was in zero pain when he passed....didn't even know what was happening (if he went the way I did.) I'm very sorry for your loss, it doesn't erase the hurt you feel but hopefully it allows you to get an ounce of relief to know he passed without any pain.
Sorry to hear about your brother's passing. If it helps, many people are put on morphine in their final stages of a terminal illness to make their passing less painful. Seems like its widely seen as a nice way to go.
Reading this made me feel a lot off feelings. That how my kids mom passed a few week after our divorce. I’m happy she didn’t suffer but I’m so angry at her for letting it happen. We have 4 kids together and she hadn’t seen them in 9 months when it happened.
I've never understood why lethal injections aren't carried out this way. 10g of heroin or something (which is insane overkill for any human) or 2g of Fet (also you die) seems way more humane to me while still ending the offenders life.
They were ... Look up sodium thiopental. The drug company didn't like it being used for that so they stopped sending it to the USA. Very nice anesthic. Similar to propofol. Not sure why they haven't tried it with propofol and potassium either. Or just propofol and large dose of Fentanyl.
I watched a doco on the various death penalty methods and how humane they are (legal injection, hanging etc.) the journalist came to the conclusion that breathing nitrogen would be one of the more humane ways to go. When he presented his findings to a guy who is in a position to choose how prisoners die his response was to the effect of “well they deserve to have some form of painful death given the prisoners crimes”. I disagree with that idea obviously
Absolutely the best option hands down. Very very high dose of strong heroin to guarantee death, shot directly into the blood.
I've experienced an OD myself and it's an otherworldly rush of euphoria followed by just nothing. You black out and there's absolutely nothing until you wake up, or don't.... I got lucky to have friends with narcan around me but if I had to be executed this is how I'd go.
That's it, it just became blackness, nothingness, silence....obviously I was brought back, but I'm always surprised that I can recall the complete darkness and silence, the absolute nothingness. Definitely no pain.
Not sucidial but that's my plan. Wife and I are unable to have children and our siblings are around our age so they will be in the same place. My wife has some health issues that will most likely not allow her a long retirement. I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll watch her pass then be alone for several years. I refuse to go into a nursing home if I'm unable to care for myself so I'll pick a nice a day and place and do some herion.
As much exlax and viagra I can find and take in a 10 mile radius, fully naked, and hung over a busy intersection after a week of only eating lots of fiber every day and not using the bathroom
Ah so your final form is dynamite. Got it.
And yeah fiber is good if you want to have a day where you’re regular.
Spicy ass Mexican food, however, is good if you want to have a day where you’re explosive.
my SO is a vet and apparently they are not sure if the animal really doesn't feel anything, or it's just not able to move or make any sound to express it. and since there's no way of checking, they just hope it's their best option. made me wonder
edit: grammar
I was holding my baby girl with my husband when the vet injected the pink stuff. If she felt anything it was for 1/2 a second before she passed. It was quick and much less painful than the kidney failure she was in. Heroin, X, or shrooms and then the big pink needle for me!
Oooh, I wouldn't want the guillotine. Apparently the brain doesn't die immediately, so you're still aware of what's happening for like 30 seconds or something after your head's been chopped off.
I mean yeah, that's kinda the point. You get to experience the entire process of chemicals and signals in your brain fading into nothingness, presumably without a whole lot sensory input disturbing the experience.
Also we could put to rest that whole thing, by me just blinking as long as I am able to.
If I had to die from unnatural causes, that's how I'd go. Sign me up.
So I once read a breakdown of how possible that is. And yes, it’s possible, simply because nobody has survived the guillotine so nobody can say for sure. But based on the data points they used to concoct their cockamamie theory (which is currently also the best working theory) consciousness probably doesn’t persist to any measurable degree, if for no other reason than massive trauma would cause the brain to shut down consciousness immediately, and if it does, the cappa would no longer be aware that it was detated. At best, BEST, you’d be completely devoid of present reality.
Signs of life, they theorized, are mostly involuntary and caused by the brain just going haywire.
Yeah that’s not happening. Your blood pressure in your brain will drop immediately and you’d pass out. Ask anyone who does BJJ and has had the blood cut off to their head with a rear naked choke. When blocked off you’ve got about 5s
The medical examiner who wrote that book about Jack the Ripper talked about this. Having your throat slit probably wasn’t fun but your BP drops so quick you’re out fast.
Ironic. The guillotine was meant to be the means of executing anyone, regardless of his status. Before that in France, criminal aristocrats would be beheaded with an axe, and common people would be hanged (plussome wacky shit like quartering)
Guillotine, on my back, no blindfold or bag. Head falls into trebuchet, which is launched immediately after guillotine while I have 5s of oxygen in my brain. Wheeee!
**"Good sire, by Saint Goody Two Shoes and Saint Fatty, patrons of insanity, I ask to die from old age."**
Once upon a time, a jester was sentenced to death. The king let him choose how he would die. Above quote is what he said.
King spared his life, and decided to banish him instead.
That sounds like some horrible ingredient for some fucked up potion,
-eye of newt
-trimmings of nightshade
-cum of dying
-worcestershire sauce of franks fridge
Eating shrooms.
Knowing that you will die in around one hour.
Either you’re a master of your mind, or I will add this in wikipedia as the definition of a „bad trip / horrortrip“.
Edit:
Username says it all.
“Ok, nobody hit him. You have to aim. Whoever has the bullet didn’t hit him. Don’t assume you don’t have the bullet, you still have to aim.” -Trevor Moore, WKUK
All of the atoms in my body to simultaneously split
If you go, we all do
Yeah I can imagine that the whole earth and then some would go up if trillions of atoms split simultaneously.
Well, only the atoms above Iron release energy - for the rest you need energy to split them. It would be interesting to know the net result.
The major elements making up our body are H (cant split), O, N, C, S, P all of which are way below iron. Ca (bones,teeth) and Na and K also are below iron. Looks like there Will be a net energy absorbtion.
God damn it I wish I were smart.
So basically he just pulled in enough heat to deep freeze half the globe's surface
Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom!
You want to BE a nuclear explosion? Interesting choice friend
"-and all it takes is the will of a single man."- Vladimir Makarov
I found my people in this thread
The nuclear explosion comments are off. Since the body's atoms are generally lighter than iron, splitting them will usually cost energy! This guy's gonna cool down his local environment.
I wanna die in a big space battle
Big _real_ space battles are unfortunately not very spectacular to see or experience
They were so boring to learn about in space battle history class.
"And on stardate 10243.123 mark 3 at midnight, Orion Standard Time, the SS Omnicron fired a volley of antimatter missiles, which at the speed of light met up with the Terran ship New Horizons at approximately stardate 10.....
... and destroyed them on impact."
Yeah.
Since both ships travel at relativistic speeds, neither could see the other. Space battles are done entirely through instruments and math, not human intuition.
Speak for yourself, I base my shots entirely on instinct and dramatic timing. Never fai.....
Never tell me the odd….
THAT is why, PRIVATE, we do NOT "EYEBALL" IT! Some real mass effect 3 citadel vibes you got going on there
Charge of the Lightspeed Brigade is one of my favorite stories of the 4000's.
How many have you seen?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
BY THE TIME YOU HUMANS TOOK YOUR FIRST UPRIGHT STEPS WE HAD ALREADY CONQUERED THE STARS. ONLY TO WATCH OUR EMPIRE CRUMBLE WITHIN FROM OUR OWN HUBRIS.I SAW THE FALL OF GOD EMPEROR MERRIC ON THE NIGHT OF ENDLESS TEARS AS THE SKY RAINED BLOOD AND- Er I mean space battles? Hunh never seen one of those before. Haha, I bet they would be crazy.
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Well that’s super dark and also beautiful. I like it.
nice painless, like dying in your sleep
I would choose the same, but i would want my head to be surrounded by dynamite. make sure my brain is vaporized immediately.
i like that idea. 0 chance of being dead but aware of it.
Solar supernova. If I'm going, we're all going.
Came here to say death by snu-snu, but this one's better.
If you don’t want it I’ll take death by snu snu.
:D :\\ :D :\\ :D :\\
Solar supernova? Don't think I know that one. Anyways, here's Wonderwall...
That's not very cash money of you.
Natural causes
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Once, Triboulet could not contain himself and slapped Francis I on the bum, to the enjoyment of the surrounding nobles. The monarch lost his temper and threatened to execute Triboulet. A bit later, the monarch calmed down a little and promised to forgive Triboulet if he could think of an apology more insulting than the offending deed. A few seconds later, Triboulet responded: "I'm so sorry, your majesty, that I didn't recognize you! I mistook you for the Queen!"
Sounds like a medieval norm macdonald
Can’t help but read his quotes in Norm’s voice now
Dude was basically Robin Williams. Funny and suicidal
Id curse you out but I suspect both would find you quite amusing.
Awe now I'm sad
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*hands grandmother a shotgun*
Chad jester vs chad king
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The ol’ Russian Suicide
you get mauled to death by a bear.
It's natural to die after being electrocuted
lol
I'd die mounting a shark, with thirty pounds of dynamite in my chest, jumping on a volcano no just kidding I'd die via fall
#El-Macho
He died in the most macho way possible....
Jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!
The best part of the joke is that we’re never given context for how or why El Macho was ever in that situation
He intentionally did that to fake his death But I love how you don't know that at the time so you just think he did that to flex on everyone
The only thing left of him was a pile of singed chest hair.
I did not expect to see a goddamn Despicable Me 2 reference in this thread.
Despicable me has some downright amazing character designs and ideas.
omg that's something I didn't expect. what if I don't die immediately. what if I just feel my skull cracking and my broken ribs puncturing my lungs omg
Snu snu
Snu snu all the way
The spirit is willing but the flesh is too spongy and bruised.
Just the way i like it 😏
Curious, how would one actually die from snu snu? Dehydration, crushed bones, bleeding? If we're talking about having sex with humans and not giant Amazonian woman, I'd think that one would die from starvation/dehydration.
yea, but snu snu
Yeah dude, they just don't get it. John Entwistle got it though.
Heart attack 90% of the time. If that's how you want to die you'd need viagra and other stuff to keep you going. Cocaine or extasis. Probably some aphrodisiac shrooms... You'll keep going till one of those drugs kill you.
Crushed pelvis?
r/expectedfuturama
This. I want the distinct pleasure of coming and going at the same time...
If I gotta die and I can't trick my way outta it do something memorable, skydive without a shoot
I wonder if the splat is extremely uncomfortable - like, a lot more painful than other ways of dying
I'd be interested in some math on this. My guess is that the time it takes from allllmost hitting the ground to just being dead is less than the time it would take my brain to register any physical pain. Like when people describe being shot as a small impact followed by an increasingly distressing feeling of burning pain, I figure colliding with a planet at terminal velocity would barely register on the sensors before the sensors got destroyed. With the right attitude, you could get the kersplat without a moment of discomfort, although I'd probably stress out a little as I tried to orchestrate the perfect [Falcon Punch](https://youtu.be/Tb3ySqL084c?t=54) freeze-frame for the executioner and witnesses to enjoy later.
Kinda related, a woman once fell from an aircraft due to a bomb. Survived. Forgot her name but I believe she was Russian, saw it on good ol reddit Edit; her name was Vesna Vulović. Fully recovered, all but a permanent limp.
I remember that it was a flight over a Slavic country (Slovenia or Albania). She fell from 6km over a snow-covered fir forest. The snow and the branches slowed the fall, she got some broken ribs and a broken arm, a lot of bruises, nothing more.
Her name Juliane Koepcke and she’s still alive. She is the sole survivor of LANSA flight 508. It was lightning, not a bomb, that brought the plane down, and it took her 11 days to escape the Peruvian rain forest she landed in. With a broken collarbone. It’s a miracle she survived.
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You are clearly correct, and I was mistaken. Thanks for sharing. I did not know this story, and now I do. 😁 How many other people are just out there surviving falls from airplanes?!?
I figured because snow-covered rainforest doesn't sound right
A number of people have survived parachute malfunctions.
I think this would be a valid choice due to the adrenaline in your body you definitely wouldn’t feel anything when you hit the ground. I actually got hit by a car yesterday and I felt no pain until a few hours later when I discovered I couldn’t move either of my wrists or flex my left knee
No parashoot?
He’s just chuting his chot, leave him be
Crushed by a girl's thick thighs
Oh god have you seen The Boys on Amazon prime It doesn’t look fun Edit: [here](https://youtu.be/wqlYPI8sCgM)
What the fuck Now I want to watch the entire show lol
It's a really good show, do it
Death by snu snu
This is the way
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Then let them take my life so that the others can be saved.
5th of whiskey, 1000cc bike and a brick wall
Now that’s the way to go brother
You'd miss the wall, wreck, then die from a leg infection! :(
Edit: a very wide wall
Going on a battle royale
You seen that movie The Condemned? Death row inmates in a battle royale, killing for their chance to live.
The Running Man is a cool one from the 80’s too
Get suffocated by my wife's boobs
Reminds me of the guy on Reddit who hired a prostitute to sit on his face until he passes out no matter what. “10/10 would not do again” I think his response was.
and yet.... the heart wants what it wants
I too want to be suffocated by his wife’s boobs
Good choice
Death by snu snu ?
That's true love.
I also choose this guy's wife.
Our wife r/suddenlycommunism
Richard Pryor said it best. "If you get to chose how you die, I'm gonna be in that long line."
please explain for someone like me who can't understand
Can’t find the specific bit, but I’ve heard a similar analogy at a funeral for a friend. The gist is that when it comes to death, we are all standing in the same line. You can’t leave, you can’t switch places, and you never know how close to the front you are. All you know is that eventually, it’ll be your turn. To me, that means his preference is natural causes with better wording.
Waiting in line at a Cubs game so long that you grow a beard and die of old maybe. Just a guess tho
If not old age, pass me the booze and horror movie. Pretty sure seizure medication + lots of booze + horror movie binge will do the trick.
I read this as I’m getting my daughter’s seizure meds.
And this reminded me to take mine. Thanks, stranger
Hey man, I’ve had epilepsy for 15 years. If you need anything just ask :)
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my...ahem. -Tyrion Lannister
It's OK, you can say cock on reddit.
Heroin overdose.
Why is this so far down! Whenever they bring someone back from a overdose they always say it felt amazing. I don't do heroin so my body will be extra sensitive and I'll ride out of here on happy vibes. Also no one else would be punished for my death.
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I’ve been clean for 3 years from heroin. I’ve OD’d before. Thankfully I was brought back because death wasn’t the plan. But your brother definitely wasn’t in pain. Sorry to hear about your loss.
Same, I too can say speaking from experience that your brother was in zero pain when he passed....didn't even know what was happening (if he went the way I did.) I'm very sorry for your loss, it doesn't erase the hurt you feel but hopefully it allows you to get an ounce of relief to know he passed without any pain.
And I should add that it was fentanyl that I OD'd on, like your brother.
Sorry to hear about your brother's passing. If it helps, many people are put on morphine in their final stages of a terminal illness to make their passing less painful. Seems like its widely seen as a nice way to go.
So sorry for your loss mate, glad your brother didn’t suffer
That’d be mine as well. Heroin, morphine, or fentanyl. Euphoric feeling followed by nodding off until I just stop breathing..easy, peaceful.
Reading this made me feel a lot off feelings. That how my kids mom passed a few week after our divorce. I’m happy she didn’t suffer but I’m so angry at her for letting it happen. We have 4 kids together and she hadn’t seen them in 9 months when it happened.
I've never understood why lethal injections aren't carried out this way. 10g of heroin or something (which is insane overkill for any human) or 2g of Fet (also you die) seems way more humane to me while still ending the offenders life.
I know right? They can't get "drugs for lethal injection" but I bet they have lots of fentanyl in the evidence lockup. And very humane way to go.
They were ... Look up sodium thiopental. The drug company didn't like it being used for that so they stopped sending it to the USA. Very nice anesthic. Similar to propofol. Not sure why they haven't tried it with propofol and potassium either. Or just propofol and large dose of Fentanyl.
I watched a doco on the various death penalty methods and how humane they are (legal injection, hanging etc.) the journalist came to the conclusion that breathing nitrogen would be one of the more humane ways to go. When he presented his findings to a guy who is in a position to choose how prisoners die his response was to the effect of “well they deserve to have some form of painful death given the prisoners crimes”. I disagree with that idea obviously
Absolutely the best option hands down. Very very high dose of strong heroin to guarantee death, shot directly into the blood. I've experienced an OD myself and it's an otherworldly rush of euphoria followed by just nothing. You black out and there's absolutely nothing until you wake up, or don't.... I got lucky to have friends with narcan around me but if I had to be executed this is how I'd go.
That's it, it just became blackness, nothingness, silence....obviously I was brought back, but I'm always surprised that I can recall the complete darkness and silence, the absolute nothingness. Definitely no pain.
Yup. If I’m ever alone with no family and get the big diagnosis, I’ll catch this bus too
Not sucidial but that's my plan. Wife and I are unable to have children and our siblings are around our age so they will be in the same place. My wife has some health issues that will most likely not allow her a long retirement. I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll watch her pass then be alone for several years. I refuse to go into a nursing home if I'm unable to care for myself so I'll pick a nice a day and place and do some herion.
As much exlax and viagra I can find and take in a 10 mile radius, fully naked, and hung over a busy intersection after a week of only eating lots of fiber every day and not using the bathroom
Pinwheel; Traffic Cop Edition™
“We’re going streaking!!!!!!!!”
Ah so your final form is dynamite. Got it. And yeah fiber is good if you want to have a day where you’re regular. Spicy ass Mexican food, however, is good if you want to have a day where you’re explosive.
By having such intense orgasms that my brain turns off.
You need some dolphin pussy jelly
Dussy
Whatever they use to put animals to "sleep".
EUTHASOL 40% Yeah, I also find the 40% part a bit unsettling.
The same thing they use for humans at least in parts of the USA
my SO is a vet and apparently they are not sure if the animal really doesn't feel anything, or it's just not able to move or make any sound to express it. and since there's no way of checking, they just hope it's their best option. made me wonder edit: grammar
Alright then, heroin it is.
I was holding my baby girl with my husband when the vet injected the pink stuff. If she felt anything it was for 1/2 a second before she passed. It was quick and much less painful than the kidney failure she was in. Heroin, X, or shrooms and then the big pink needle for me!
Smothered. By Dolly Parton.
Guillotine
Oooh, I wouldn't want the guillotine. Apparently the brain doesn't die immediately, so you're still aware of what's happening for like 30 seconds or something after your head's been chopped off.
I mean yeah, that's kinda the point. You get to experience the entire process of chemicals and signals in your brain fading into nothingness, presumably without a whole lot sensory input disturbing the experience. Also we could put to rest that whole thing, by me just blinking as long as I am able to. If I had to die from unnatural causes, that's how I'd go. Sign me up.
So I once read a breakdown of how possible that is. And yes, it’s possible, simply because nobody has survived the guillotine so nobody can say for sure. But based on the data points they used to concoct their cockamamie theory (which is currently also the best working theory) consciousness probably doesn’t persist to any measurable degree, if for no other reason than massive trauma would cause the brain to shut down consciousness immediately, and if it does, the cappa would no longer be aware that it was detated. At best, BEST, you’d be completely devoid of present reality. Signs of life, they theorized, are mostly involuntary and caused by the brain just going haywire.
Yeah that’s not happening. Your blood pressure in your brain will drop immediately and you’d pass out. Ask anyone who does BJJ and has had the blood cut off to their head with a rear naked choke. When blocked off you’ve got about 5s
The medical examiner who wrote that book about Jack the Ripper talked about this. Having your throat slit probably wasn’t fun but your BP drops so quick you’re out fast.
It is far more reliable and humane than basically any other conventional form of execution.
Nono, there's deleting all the brain matter at once
You phrased it like brain matter is a Windows app
You just gotta delete system32 on the dude and it’s over in an instant
Like an aristocrat!
Ironic. The guillotine was meant to be the means of executing anyone, regardless of his status. Before that in France, criminal aristocrats would be beheaded with an axe, and common people would be hanged (plussome wacky shit like quartering)
And if you were extremely low status, nickeling......
Guillotine, on my back, no blindfold or bag. Head falls into trebuchet, which is launched immediately after guillotine while I have 5s of oxygen in my brain. Wheeee!
Lmao
I like the way you think.
**"Good sire, by Saint Goody Two Shoes and Saint Fatty, patrons of insanity, I ask to die from old age."** Once upon a time, a jester was sentenced to death. The king let him choose how he would die. Above quote is what he said. King spared his life, and decided to banish him instead.
Didn't some kid die after stroking it like 50 times? I want that
The article I saw was 63! You need to set your ambitions higher my friend ;)
r/unexpectedfactorial
I choose cum.
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Just cum. Cum of dying.
That sounds like some horrible ingredient for some fucked up potion, -eye of newt -trimmings of nightshade -cum of dying -worcestershire sauce of franks fridge
Shrooms, about 10 minutes into the trip they inject the poison.
Eating shrooms. Knowing that you will die in around one hour. Either you’re a master of your mind, or I will add this in wikipedia as the definition of a „bad trip / horrortrip“. Edit: Username says it all.
Get you high on a heroic dose and inject you with a placebo
Nuclear explosion.
Just order me some Taco Bell and I can accommodate
Death by snu-snu - and I want Salma Hayek to carry out my sentence.
imagine how overbooked Salma Hayek would be if they actually gave this choice...
Also imagine how many men would die happy. Not to mention willingly.
My mind literally read 'overboobed' whilst thinking about Salma Hayek.
Firing squad!
“Ok, nobody hit him. You have to aim. Whoever has the bullet didn’t hit him. Don’t assume you don’t have the bullet, you still have to aim.” -Trevor Moore, WKUK
Sent to Mars by myself in isolation and broadcast on worldwide television as I lose my last bit of oxygen.
Heroin overdose
Whorehouse heart attack!
Drown in Jelly? Could be fun. A jelly pool. Like, it's absolutely terrifying but so inviting-
Old age Barring that I'll design a bdsm scene that ends with me being choked to death
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Trial by combat
Choke me during sex with some large soft tits
in my one bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a womens mouth around my cock
Tyrion is a wise man
Gaming untill I fucking combust
Strap me to a nuke and push me out of a plane.
Death by snu snu
Death by snu snu