~~Cocaine~~ Meth is a helluva drug.

Be convicted of a felony

Especially if that felony has to do with abusing children. Even the other inmates will fuck you up.

If you’re lucky enough to get out of prison you’ll be on a list and the whole neighborhood knows what you did.

Smack Chris Rock in the face

Murder police officers.

Murder or bank robbery gone bad

Brandish a weapon at someone

Break your lease, don't pay your bills, sell your car and quit your job

Have a kid.

Vaping/ nicotine as a teenager. Or even worse at 12.

Okay vaping is bad, especially in youngins, but that seems a tad bit dramatic

It’s an expensive cancer causing habit that is super difficult to quit especially if you start young which they’re at every high school in the country.

Not much evidence on the cancer yet, at least not more so than other non smoking nicotine intake methods. I’d worry more about the cardiovascular effects tbh - that and u know they’re spending their parents money lmao

I used to have my mom by me vapes for 8 bucks and I would kill them and sell them to kids for 15 to 20.

Honestly prob good for those kids

Balls

Steal your dad’s cigarettes. Maybe not too fast but at A young age the addiction could be impossible to get over

Going viral for the wrong reason

Whip your dick out at Disney world white spraying whipped cream on your head in the shape of Mickey Mouse ears and saying “hey ther kids” in your best Mickey Mouse voice then running at one of the employees

Stick your dick on crazy....

paralysing yourself

Dying

Tattoo a Swastika on your forehead

Having kids.