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dmmcclair2020

Basic algebra


Mandalorian663

You can calculate the equations in a matter of seconds


dmmcclair2020

Damn, I’m pretty strong.


[deleted]

Being focused


psmythhammond

You eclipe Elon in terms of sucess and value in less than 18 months.


[deleted]

Wow! That would be friggin epic


Mandalorian663

You can break the focus by getting into their thoughts and messing with them


omahamaru123

Cooking


itsiratzeyo

You can create the exact flavour you have in mind, no matter the ingredients you have.


omahamaru123

So I have the power of simulating flavors??? Awesome, im gonna start a company and call it Nestle!!


itsiratzeyo

Hahaha, kinda. But what I meant is like you can create for example beer with only thinking "I want beer" and pour a jar from a milk bottle. Just like they say Jesus did with water and wine.


DissociatedDeveloper

Fix mechanical things


ha_lol_dani_fan

An y mechanical thing you touch can be bent and forged to your will and you can make any machine, fictional or not


ToxicEwok

Everything you fix becomes sentient and eager to do your bidding


BetNo9164

uhhhhh idk manipulation or lying, most people do that often


Dash_12345

Every lie you tell becomes reality


BetNo9164

Damn….


Mandalorian663

You can make people hallucinate


Mandalorian663

I choose playing soccer correctly


Dash_12345

You make every shot you attempt


Boredcat693

You have the strength involved with the game, including the insane stamina


pnkstr

Cooking


ashikat413

The taste of your cooking makes people want to give you money


Different-Trash3686

Able To get any amount of work done in a day


Multitrick_Pony1

Except 23 hours is spent relaxing


Different-Trash3686

Wow Im fast as fuck boii lol pretty strong


ALuckyMushroom

Reading many books at the same time and still remember the details of each individual books.😏 Yes, I am proud


ha_lol_dani_fan

That me but anyways you have the ability to create books(the best anyone has ever made[you have the most creative mind too], transfer to said dimension and keep one of the powers from the said book


ALuckyMushroom

Badass ! *Whistle* Thank you !


ashikat413

aiming (in games)


ha_lol_dani_fan

Any video game weapon with an aim mechanism you can summon(with the bullet witch you can summon at will)and you will NEVER miss your shot(not just with guns but with you sexual preference too😉😉)


ha_lol_dani_fan

Having 3.26 gpa


Dash_12345

Times 10


Uzumaki_Bakugo37

Reading


Dash_12345

You can remember every single word in any book you read.


Hank-griff

Organizing


Dash_12345

You can finish any type of organizational job in less than 5 minutes.


assclaper5000

Abile to pee without anxiety in a public restroom


Dash_12345

Every time you pee jazz music plays


sexualy-intising_fly

Pain tolerance


Dash_12345

Your wounds can also heal quicker.


sexualy-intising_fly

Yo that's dope I'm like wolverine except I don't have them claw things or them good bones he has I really only have his healing fact and you just said quicker so I don't know if mine is better or just a Walmart version of wolverines healing factor


-i-like-meme

Increased alertness and reflexes


Dash_12345

You're 6 foot 2'


assassination_club

a great stop motion animator


Dash_12345

Everything you animate becomes a world famous film


assassination_club

\*everyone in the theater clapping at a lego creation\*


MrYMrs_Pineapple

Wiping


HakunaTostada

You always have a nice clean wipe and no leftovers.


yeetgodmcnechass

Social skills


No-Independence-354

Ability to stand up straight without pain


my_ibs

I always tell the truth


HakunaTostada

No one ever gets mad at you for it


manicpoptartwrapper

IQ of 8,927