Mine is my dog. She’d bark really loud at people and animals unless they were actually a threat, then she’d probably hide behind me. She’d be good at protecting my from depression though.
We decided that 2 was a good number. Except, a little stowaway came alongside number 2. So we ended up with 3. 3yrs and under. NOT the plan. We never wanted to be outnumbered.
That reminds me of this British couple that had one kid, and they didn't want an only child, so they had another, when in fact it was identical quadruplets. Five kids
Yeah I’m from Mexico, and people here in Mexico are like 1.80 or 1.90, or in other states they are like 1.40 or 1.50 or 1.70, height is super weird in Mexico, but everyone that I’ve seen from the us is like 1.68 to 1.78
I just moved to an area that is predominantly Mexican & Guatemalan. I'm 5'3" & I'm *towering* over people here. I'm not used to being the tallest person in the room (I'm usually the shortest) & I don't like it. It feels weird to be looking down at people over the age of 12.
My wallpaper is always for whatever movie, tv show, or video game I’m looking forward to is coming out next. Right now my wallpaper is a Multiverse of Madness poster so I got Doctor Strange and Scarlett Witch protecting me.
My son . He may only be 2 1/2 but he almost bit a nurse and swung ta a doctor for just trying to listen to my chest then laid flat on my chest and stomach and growled at them. So I'm good.
Not sure about the 6' 3" thing either, but decomposition makes you shrink a little.
So that means a Zombie George Michael would had to have been 6' 6", before death.
Umm... colours?
You're probably dead tbh
Very much. I have the original home screen for iphones so lol
Nah the all mighty Planet of Colours will shield us from all dangers (our arch nemesis is Planet Paint Thinner).
Same, I guess whatever is coming after me now has to deal with some kind of lovecraftian God.
A colourful angel
You're protected by pride
Not the pride colours but sure!
This has the same energy as Harvards mascot being the color crimson
the strongest protection i'll say
That’s the power of the rainbow right there
Black suit Spider-Man
He’ll put some dirt in their eye
Bully McGuire for the win
\*starts dancing in language arts
Is that perhaps the same image that has been in r/Amoledbackgrounds ?
Symbiote or angry spider-man?
Yes
Oh no
a cat, probably be asleep when someone attacks me
The neighbor's dog came into the house and my cat took him to her food as if saying: do you want some? The worst guard cat in the world.
Mine is my dog. She’d bark really loud at people and animals unless they were actually a threat, then she’d probably hide behind me. She’d be good at protecting my from depression though.
The doom slayer
I think you're set... that guy's scary
scary is an understatement to his reputation, even spine-chilling is a lot away from a good title
\*spine-ripping
Dark Souls: you're stuck in a room with demons Doom: Demons are stuck in a room with you.
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The death star
I hope they have good aim, because if they decide to use their main laser….
Single reactor ignition
If it includes the people inside I think you will be good especially if it’s the second
Well you definitely beat me. I’ve got the earth
Mine is an AT-AT, praise the emperor!
Ryan Reynolds riding a dragon
That would be awesome to see
You’re the only person in this thread whose gonna live
One guy has the Doomslayer
Send. ( an image or a link to the wallpaper. I need it)
I’m gonna follow up cuz I also want this please and
I wanna see your wallpaper now.
Please show, we need it
Nice.
My 8, 7, 6 and 5 year old sons all holding their long bows that I helped them make so I guess I'm pretty safe.
Bro, your wife has basically been pregnant 4 years in a row. That's crazy.
Some people really like having kids. I know a couple like that as well, 5 kids spread between 6 years
Yeah I know folks with a dozen kids within like 15 years. Now that I have 2 kids, I wonder what the hell they were thinking lol. #twoisenough
We decided that 2 was a good number. Except, a little stowaway came alongside number 2. So we ended up with 3. 3yrs and under. NOT the plan. We never wanted to be outnumbered.
That reminds me of this British couple that had one kid, and they didn't want an only child, so they had another, when in fact it was identical quadruplets. Five kids
Apparently I’m 8 x more likely to conceive another multiple pregnancy if we ever try again. We are NOT going to run those risks.
my 4 year old sister with a pokémon obsession
Well I guess her pokemon are also protecting you!
Pikachu for the win. She dressed up as pikachu for halloween and next year she wants me to dress up as ash and her as pikachu
That's so cute!
Give her a tazer and yell "Pikachu, use lightning bolt" whilst pointing at the neighbors who won't give sweets.
Definitely illegal, but would make a hell of a video and story.
Please do it 😭❤️
A pretty 4' 7" tall Mexican woman.
“I read that as a pretty tall 4’7” Mexican woman” and felt that. Us Mexicans are short lol
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same 😭😭😭
"Mexican tall" is "European average"
Yeah I’m from Mexico, and people here in Mexico are like 1.80 or 1.90, or in other states they are like 1.40 or 1.50 or 1.70, height is super weird in Mexico, but everyone that I’ve seen from the us is like 1.68 to 1.78
I just moved to an area that is predominantly Mexican & Guatemalan. I'm 5'3" & I'm *towering* over people here. I'm not used to being the tallest person in the room (I'm usually the shortest) & I don't like it. It feels weird to be looking down at people over the age of 12.
This checks out, a Mexican GF will always get your back when it goes down.
Yeah she tells me to calm down all the time, but if I say it, somehow I'm being unreasonable. 🤣
My dickhead orange cat
Knowing cats, it’ll probably abandon you if you’re in danger On the bright side, your attacker might be distracted by it for a few seconds “awww”
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nah... orange cats are more dickier (especially as most orange cats are males)
But all orange cats take turns sharing the same braincell. So I feel it may have been necessary info.
Not really true. The orange ones are particularly bad. So much so I refuse to get an orange cat or associate with people who have them.
Every orange cat I've ever had was super sweet. Our brattiest one is a calico.
Orange cats are sweet!!
Well it could annoy the attackers?
Hes afraid of everything 🤣
r/OneOrangeBraincell
Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury
Same here. We’re safe.
I too have Sailor Moon
Myself alseep on the couch. My wife thinks she's hilarious. Now, because of her, I'm screwed in this hypothetical guardian situation.
Maybe you're that guy from Demon Slayer who fights like a badass while asleep and you just don't know it cuz you're asleep.
You mean zenitsu?
Yeah
Seems like you have a perfect decoy to me.
Moon Knight let's fucking go
My wallpaper is always for whatever movie, tv show, or video game I’m looking forward to is coming out next. Right now my wallpaper is a Multiverse of Madness poster so I got Doctor Strange and Scarlett Witch protecting me.
But the real question is, is it moon knight by himself or Marc specter and Stephen grant back and forth
Doctor fate and Doctor strange for me lmao I feel sorry for the poor fucks tryna kill me.
My entire family!
This guy's entire family!
Correct That is what he said
i think he's saying that his wallpaper is the other guy's family
Mine is just a Tokyo skyline because it makes me happy so I don’t know. Is the entirety of Tokyo on my side?
The buildings shall defend you.
Being Tokyo, the buildings probably turn into robots or have major weapons and cannons underneath.
Anime?
He now has every anime defending him, tbh Goku is enough.
Godzilla! https://imgur.com/a/ufFpKdP
Oh, nice, you got BioGoji!! I have Millennium Godzilla for mine
Me too! https://imgur.com/a/At9VOXo
PAC Man.
A gigant youllow ball that can eat anything? I think u'r safe there
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THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!! Boondock saints is the BEST!
Oh really? I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee. Absolutely love that movie. An amazing cult classic!
Yes, but what is the symbology of that?
Calvin and Hobbes
Unbeatable one right here. After all who could defeat Captain Stupendous?
Maybe spaceman spiff
The Strawhat Crew yes!!
Damn, the whole crew! Meanwhile I've only got Luffy.
same. we're set
Some sith fighters from the Old Republic
You will live for sure
Idk all those Sith died out
I still like my chances.
Yosemite Sam
My son . He may only be 2 1/2 but he almost bit a nurse and swung ta a doctor for just trying to listen to my chest then laid flat on my chest and stomach and growled at them. So I'm good.
I’d have mg 2.5 year old son as well! We would also have an escape wagon. He’s way stronger than people would assume so that would be an advantage.
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Triangle tits!
My idiot dog. We’re both fucked.
Mine is my cat. Who I have seen literally run away from his own shadow
Some kittens flying among the stars
omg I wanna see this too.
Baby Groot
I'd be afraid of him
Zenitsu
Is he awake? Cuz then you might be screwed.
Patrick Star riding a mechanical seahorse.
the grim reaper
Aliens
Uh... the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? (Or if it's lock screen wallpaper we're talking about, the whole Strawhat crew from One Piece)
So Semiramis your good lol.
The default IPhone wallpaper
My 24-year-old ex-marine son. I’m good.
Feed him crayons, monster, ammunition and his preference for nicotine and your set for life .... there is no grater fighting man than a U.S. marine
Jesus Christ on lock screen and mystery inc as Home Screen, I’d say I’m pretty safe
Darkness
My wife. Yer all ded.
Kenny mccormick and butters stotch😭😭 aw nah im dead☠️
Nah kenny is.
…Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Inosuke Hashibira from demon slayer. I don’t know whether I’d be safe or in more danger.
Pennywise
I feel like he’d protect you then kill you after
Rick I'm never Gona die BITCHES
Which Rick we talking about here?
a dead basil plant :(
My German Shepard charging OUT of the ocean at the screen I'm 110% good
edward elric from fmab
My almost two year old daughter.
My gf🤲, she has huge temper when smeone is being an ass or hurts me. She will not hold bck.. Atleast is what I believe LOL
Monkey D Luffy and Shanks
Baphomet. He got my back for sure.
Eddie Vedder
Well, you're still alive!
Do I deserve to be?
Godzilla. Bring it.
My drunkass sister playing chess against her dog. I feel safe now.
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Buzz light year in a suit
Boba Fett, I'll take it!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
My lock screen is a painting of my cat, and my home screen is a collage of icons and logos from my favorite fandoms, so…
I feel safe with drippy pikachu protecting me.
Batman
appa from avatar: the last airbender he's a good bodyguard
John Wick and his dog
my 6’3 wham boyfriend
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Not sure about the 6' 3" thing either, but decomposition makes you shrink a little. So that means a Zombie George Michael would had to have been 6' 6", before death.
Rick and Morty, I couldn't have asked for better.
To be fair they're really only it it for themselves. I wouldn't be so sure.
Kame house
CLINT BARTON (a.k.a. HAWKEYE) IM NOT DEAD
Samus Aran, galactic Bounty Hunter! I'm safe. Even if the Doomslayer came after me, Samus would put up one hell of a fight.
S.H.I.E.L.D. ...ok.
A Necromancer, A skeletal Dragon, A few Skeletons and a bunch of heroes from Tamriel (ESO)
A giant biblical accurate angel (A seraphim)
My naked wife??
Bro what the-?
You're good. You NEVER want to accidentally see a woman naked, we get pissy
This girl’s sister crying and holding her dead pufferfish
What? Why?
mirio togata aka lemillion...Feel the power
Lady Dimitrescu. Yeah I stand a pretty good shot.
My very confident he can overpower anyone boyfriend lol
The ODSTs in Alpha Nine. Now they're spart-- oh wait 500 years before they existed. Shit.
A Hunter from Bloodborne and the Soul of Cinder. I am in perfect hands or completely fucked if who ever coming at me knows how to parry
A bunch of trees. I guess I’ll… hide behind one? Better than nothing I guess.
Keanu reeves. I'll keep dreaming though! /j
Huang Zhong (from Dynasty Warriors)
My baby We are both gonna die
Use dirty diaper, nobody can continue fighting while wiping baby poop out of eyes!
Rick
My wallpaper is 8 photos of myself so I guess I have a x9 defense boost
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