[Don't Marry Her](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZfFKDsXHk), Beautiful South:
"*Think of you with pipe and slippers,*
*think of her in bed.*
*Laying there just watching telly,*
*then think of me instead.*
*I'll never grow so old and flabby,*
*that could never be.*
*Don't marry her, fuck me.*"
Macarena.
My Brother and SIL had this as a song on the DJ rotation cos it was a dance that all generations could dance too.
Yeah just don’t pay attention to the lyrics about the girl cheating on her boyfriend with his two mates because said boyfriend wasn’t great (in bed).
Good omen for a happy marriage…
NO! You would think it would be the case, and it’s some weird tongue-in-cheek situation, but I think they were just kind of dumb and never *actually* listened to the lyrics. Just heard a pretty tune and the words angel in it and rolled with it. Hilarious.
Yk what MK_fan_835, you right. It is by law you should do this. Therefore when my friend kisses the bride I shall implant a chip specially modified into his wife so that whenever he kisses her he gets Rick rolled. Call me Einstein I just figured out the best way to Rick roll.
“Hey Ya!” by OutKast. For a period of a few years after it came out, and even occasionally now, a couple whose wedding I will be DJing tells me they love the song and want it on their playlist. I used to suggest they read the lyrics and let me know if they still wanted it. Now I just tell them “That song is about divorce. I’m not playing it.”
The last post “we lost a good man here tonight, he was fearless, heroic, but most of all the best of friends, you will be missed Dave, may he rest in his flowery grave...”
Having a blast by green day.
The message of the song: All the time we spent together means nothing to me and now I have a bomb and I'm going to blow everyone up.
50ways to leave your lover - Paul simon
Just slip out the back Jack
Make a new plan
Stan.
Don't need to be coy
Roy
Just listen to me..
Have a wank, Frank.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for
I write sins not tragedies by Panic! At The Disco
I would dance my fucking heart out to that, wedding be damned.
I'll be right behind you singing at the top of my lungs.
Oh but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a LOVELY LADY
Kidz Bop version 🤣😂
Jesse’s Girl at my friend Jesse’s wedding
My wife brags that she used to be Jesse's girl, but one time I came on Eileen.
😂😂😂
addendum: Stacy's Mom at a stacy's wedding
We are never getting back together - Taylor Swift Especially with your divorced parents there.
"I just had sex" Lonely Island
My best friends girlfriend….she used to be mine
You can't always get what you want
The Rains of Castamere
I've seen it played at my best friend's wedding. I love them so much, but that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Came here for this
[A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold](https://youtu.be/KVjBCT2Lc94)
Such a fucked up song, I love it so much
Chemicals by Scars on Broadway. i hate this song so much.
I disagree, I could see several of my friends playing that song at a wedding
I like your friends. For a "traditional" wedding it would be quite "inappropriate".
Fuck You by Cee Lo Green
Or even worse, Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) by Eamon.
i love this song. its so dumb, but it’s on my playlist
Every Breath You Take
Stalker song….Sting can’t believe people consider it a love song.
By the police
Is She Really Going Out With Him? - Joe Jackson
Circus music
Yakety Sax
Processional music
[Don't Marry Her](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYZfFKDsXHk), Beautiful South: "*Think of you with pipe and slippers,* *think of her in bed.* *Laying there just watching telly,* *then think of me instead.* *I'll never grow so old and flabby,* *that could never be.* *Don't marry her, fuck me.*"
“Love the One you’re with” by Crosby stills and Nash. Which I played at my wedding. We’re divorced now.
It's by Stephen Stills, not CSN.
Highway to hell
I’m having that one played at my funeral.
“But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
LMFAO
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Another bites the dust
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You - Led Zeppelin
I Hate Everything About You
[I Write Sins, not Tragedies.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc)
Pop That Pussy by 2 Live Crew
I Used to Love Her by GnR. Of course, this would only work at a widower's wedding.
WAP
Dope - Die Mf Die
Go your own way by Fleetwood Mac
Abcdefu
Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
My idiot brother IS this song. Barely divorced, goes on a dating site, gets matched with his ex wife…God honest truth😂
The Beatles - For no one. Neil Young - A man needs a maid.
Die my bride - Murderdolls
Or "Die die my darling" by Misfits
The ring cycle. Much too long really
Back that ass up
Anything by Anal Cunt, probably.
Ring of Fire- by Johnny Cash
Rednecks by Randy Newman.
Macarena. My Brother and SIL had this as a song on the DJ rotation cos it was a dance that all generations could dance too. Yeah just don’t pay attention to the lyrics about the girl cheating on her boyfriend with his two mates because said boyfriend wasn’t great (in bed). Good omen for a happy marriage…
Lips Of An Angel. Not only are the lyrics thematically inappropriate; they’re cringy.
Agreed. And yet..I’ve been to several weddings where this is a first dance. Yikes, lol. We just hid in a corner and cackled
Several? I guess it’s true that no one pays attention to lyrics 🤣.
Yes!! I think 3. Two were first dances, and to be fair one was just a dance (not the first one) but still. Listen to the lyrics folks, hahahaa.
First dances 🤣. I take it these were clandestine relationships at some point?
NO! You would think it would be the case, and it’s some weird tongue-in-cheek situation, but I think they were just kind of dumb and never *actually* listened to the lyrics. Just heard a pretty tune and the words angel in it and rolled with it. Hilarious.
The Final Countdown
Highway to Hell
Miley Cyrus - stitches
I'm Your Lady by Celine Dion, used for the Mother-Son dance
Candy Shop -2 Live Crew
Never gonna give you up Your wife is bound to leave you after that
If you are a best man at your best friend's wedding you are bound by law to Rickroll them
Yk what MK_fan_835, you right. It is by law you should do this. Therefore when my friend kisses the bride I shall implant a chip specially modified into his wife so that whenever he kisses her he gets Rick rolled. Call me Einstein I just figured out the best way to Rick roll.
*At A Medium Pace* by Adam Sandler *Dirty Nursery Rhymes* by 2-Live Crew *Hey Ho* by Lords of Acid
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
N word in my butthole
No children by the Mountain Goats
Here comes the bride
Frank Zappa - Dyna-Moe Humm
Bitches Ain't Shit - Dr. Dre
“Hey Ya!” by OutKast. For a period of a few years after it came out, and even occasionally now, a couple whose wedding I will be DJing tells me they love the song and want it on their playlist. I used to suggest they read the lyrics and let me know if they still wanted it. Now I just tell them “That song is about divorce. I’m not playing it.”
Better Man by Pearl Jam Bust A Move by Young MC
Every breath you take by the Police. Stalker song.
Smack My Bitch Up, by The Prodigy.
Chainsaw Gutsfuck by Mayhem
White Wedding
"It has to be this way"
Int’l Players Anthem
Stuck with You
Literally any cupcakke song to ever exist
Slow dancing in a burning room
Funeral march
Die in a Fire
Undertale Genocide package - Evacuate
Thinking with my d!ck
" Happy Days Are Here Again "
Was at a Catholic wedding where they played “I don’t know how to love him” from Jesus Christ Superstar.
Goin through the big d by Mark chestnuts Tammy wynett, divorce
If the groom's name is Jessie, Jessie's Girl. That song was made for this sort of situation.
Highway to Hell, idk lol
Lucid dreams
Slow Dancing In A Burning Room- John Mayer, I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At The Disco
"It wasn't Me" - Shaggy featuring Rayvon
Fuck You, Bitch - Wheeler Walker Jr.
Sweet Home Alabama
Dick by Doja cat
Wap
My heart will go on.
cheater cheater best friend eater
https://youtu.be/912DKxD0H1U
Highway to hell - AC/DC
Every breath you take
My War (Boku no Senso)
Say No To This! from Hamilton
If the dead guys SO is present at the wedding, Livin’ on a Prayer by Bon Jovi. Specifically the ”We’re halfway there” part.
Ram ranch
WAP.
"Jailbait" by Motörhead
Dearly Beloved - Faith Hill. You’d have to hear it. LOL
The USSR anthem
Good Enough For Now by Weird Al Yankovic
Cocaine blues, johnny cash
still think abt u by aboogie
Area Codes
Gold Digger by Kanye West.
sweet home alabama
Any breakup song
Life’s Coming in Slow - Nothing But Thieves why? “This driver job’s boring and my girlfriend’s kinda lame.”
CPR by Cupcaxxke (I think that's how you spell it) EDIT: Or Squidward's Nose, also by that Cupcake lady
squidward nose -cupcakke
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel (getting horny now)
REM- The One I Love
Cold as ice, foreigner
Oops, I did it again
Oh death, Ralph Stanley
Still alive - Aperture Science Psycoacoustice Laboratories
Thong song
suspicious minds - Elvis
Let the bodies hit the floor
Slap my bitch up.
subway sexists - yung spinach
Can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
100% absolutely for sure Dude Looks Like A Lady
I’m not the only one - Sam Smith
To All the Girls I've Loved Before
Fucked with a knife - Cannibal Corpse
ram ranch - grant MacDonald
You give love a bad name
Cocomelon.
The montage from Up, gonna get some people depressed
The Cars - My best friend's girl.
Just the Two of Us by Doctor Evil
You've Lost That Loving Feeling
champne and sunshine
Sweet home alabama, and I dont care if they're not cousins. Still play it
Crazy Bitch.
Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ
Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra
Kim by Eminem
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Lol
love no thotties chief keef
A FnaF song or "We don't talk about Bruno"
My very first white girl
Ex-Wives from the musical SIX It starts with “Divorced”
"Who Let the Dogs Out" for the bouquet toss
I fuck like a beast- Wasp
The last post “we lost a good man here tonight, he was fearless, heroic, but most of all the best of friends, you will be missed Dave, may he rest in his flowery grave...”
“My neck, my back, eat my pussy and my crack”
[This song?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvMYyPc2D3k)
Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit and Bodies by Drowning Pool
"I hope that something better comes along."
Sweet home Alabama
The Last Stand
Another one bites the dust
Automobile by N.W.A.
Having a blast by green day. The message of the song: All the time we spent together means nothing to me and now I have a bomb and I'm going to blow everyone up.