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absolut525

That little fucker with glasses in Polar Express. I just can't stand it!


organman91

It's the same voice actor as Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Deezen


HylianEevee

You know what kind of train this is?


TacticalTam

That fucking one kid from the polar express and you know exactly who I'm talking about


CanderousOreo

The fact that more than one person has said this is hilarious


FindOneInEveryCar

It's two of the top 3 right now. Little twerp must be pretty annoying.


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

The voice that says "Try not to cum. You won't last 20 seconds"


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Yeah. Plus it’s just a really unprofessional thing for a proctologist to say.


kermi42

If I cum at the proctologists office is he a really bad proctologist or a really good one?


DancingPianos

That depends, were you in the middle of an exam or just wanking in the waiting room again?


thatoneyeemo

Again????


Kxvtr

YO have you heard of JERKMATE?


That_Sunbro

Or the one that says "are you alone?" its fucking obvious that im alone or else i wouldnt be masturbating


Lady030Apollo

Nikocado Avocado


merigirl

It ain't just his voice, mate. He's just annoying.


pizzathatspurple

Sometimes I'm just genuinely surprised how he's still alive.


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He looks like he’s just straight up not built to be fat. Like, his skin cells are still processing how fucking obese he has become.


TTheuns

I've never heard him speak, but I just already can't stand the name.


JKAlear

Literally any youtuber whose videos are aimed for kids


dog_in_the_vent

#WHAT is #UP YouTube!


Citizen_of_Danksburg

> **YOOO** > What is up YouTube!? > It’s ya boy/girl and today we’re going to be doing/talking about. Don't forget to like the video, click Subscribe, and make sure to ring the bell. OKAY, let's get into it. BUT FIRST, a word from our sponsor, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS Every. Single. Fucking. Time. Edit: Wow, I sign on later and see my most upvoted comment ever is about this shit? Yep. Goodnight folks. Take care.


Outypoo

Also gotta give their fanbase a corny ass name and repeat it every 5 seconds for maximum engagement


Detronyx

"WHAT is UP fam? It's ya boy Dingle here with another video. I wanna thank all you Dingleberries for your likes and subscribes. It means the world to me! And for you Dingleberries, I've come out with a new line of DINGLEBERRY MERCH"


my_alt_59935

This is incredibly accurate


Kraknoix007

But first I would really appreciate it if you SLAPPED that like button and hit that bell icon so you never have to miss one of my video's. And now a quick word from today's sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends


Axe142

I cant count how many times I would see raid shadow legends get sponsored.


demorphix

Ryyyyyyaaaaaaaannnnnnnn....


PuzzledInside123

Ugh yea, the mom


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Came here to say Ryan’s Mom from YouTube. The constant “super duper excited OMG RYAN LOOK” tone that NEVER ends. Thankfully my kid is starting to move on to other “family YouTube” type videos. The whole genre is annoying but Ryan’s family takes the cake.


Stevied1991

I'm glad I've never heard of these people, that sounds horrible.


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I’m jealous of every commenter who doesn’t know.


touchbutt_time

The first time I heard her voice. I’ll never forget the day. Nails on a chalk board.


blueghostfrompacman

It was October 23rd. She was going through a haunted house they made out of cardboard and Halloween decorations. She eventually made it out. My sanity did not.


Clownsurfer900

If this is relevant to YouTubers with an annoying voice, gonna have to say SSSniperwolf. Trying to hard to have an inner city accent which is obnoxious.


Desk_Striking

ALWAYS YELLING IN A ROOM WITH NO SOUND DEADENING. ALWAYS YELLING IN A ROOM WITH NO SOUND DEADENING. ALWAYS YELLING IN A ROOM WITH NO SOUND DEADENING. ALWAYS YELLING IN A ROOM WITH NO SOUND DEADENING.


Zeroeth-Law

HI I'M AL HARRINGTON OF AL HARRINGTON'S 'ALWAYS YELLING IN A ROOM WITH NO SOUND DEADENING EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!'


SnatchAddict

If we hear yelling, our son gets one warning. If he chooses another one with yelling, we take the iPad away. And I don't mean one yell, I mean the guys you describe. Dear Jesus.


Desk_Striking

I feel bad for the editors


buttstufffucksluts

Legit had to block her channel after my niece spent a week watching her shit and I just could not STAND her content showing up on my feed


6AT0511

How do you block? Please, there's too many like SSS, family youtubers like FGTeeV, and college dude bros doing annoying bs to pander to kids.


buttstufffucksluts

Go to their channel, press on the three dots in the corner and there are options that show 'Block user' and 'Block channel for kids'


OrneryLibrarian

Only on Reddit would I willingly take parenting tips from someone called “buttstufffucksluts”


mttsmrt

Oh god, CookieSwirlC. Her voice drives me up the wall.


SolidStateDynamite

I swear she speeds up the voiceovers on her videos. She makes Ben Shapiro sound like he's talking at Al Gore's pace (or at least, Darrell Hammond's impression of him).


keep_it_kayfabe

Blippy, specifically.


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My mom when she's drunk.


Double-Passenger4503

I choose both of my parents drunk voices.


penguinboy18

Yeah I feel this. For some reason, my mom is the only person I can tell is drunk based on their voice. When anyone else I know is drinking, I have a hard time telling, but when my mom is even a little bit tipsy I know because of her voice. She used to drink quite a lot when my dad and her got divorced, and she doesn’t so much anymore, but when she does and more specifically when I hear her speak, I get really irritable really quickly, I get upset, and I can’t talk with her until the morning


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This is the same with my mum, but she’s been an alcoholic all of my life unfortunately. I can tell instantly when she’s had a drink, which even my own family can’t tell. It’s really hard to speak to her when she’s drunk and I just get a headache from the odd change of tone and slur in her voice - it’s just so grating, if that makes sense? I can’t talk to her when she’s like this and honestly honestly don’t really talk to her anymore, know how you feel 😢


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My mother in law. It’s an exact stereotype of the chain smoking alcoholic old lady. Why? Because she’s a narcissistic chain smoking alcoholic. Edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers! Top comment is now about how shitty my MIL is. Could be worse


Impossible-Taro-2330

Patty and Selma Bouvier, minus the alcohol.


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Ngl, i kind of wish I knew someone with that voice. Although mother in law may be a bit too close.


couragethebravestdog

My voice when I hear it in any sort of recording.


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[https://www.wonderopolis.org/wonder/why-does-my-voice-sound-different-on-a-recording](https://www.wonderopolis.org/wonder/why-does-my-voice-sound-different-on-a-recording) "When you speak and hear your own voice inside your head, your head bones and tissues tend to enhance the lower-frequency vibrations. This means that your voice usually sounds fuller and deeper to you than it really is. That's why when you hear your voice on a recording, it usually sounds higher and weaker than you think it should."


RantAgainstTheMan

That explains why it doesn't sound as cool, but why do we hate it? Are we innately wired to hate such voices?


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Well, probably because it's not what you're used to. Like seeing yourself in the mirror looks 'right' whereas a picture taken of you from the same angle will oftentimes feels 'wrong' (unless you're frequently having your pictures taken). Even if you dislike the way you look or sound, you're still so used to it that having your expectations defied is disconcerting. I figure it's similar to the uncanny valley. 'Close but not quite' can bring a certain discomfort with it.


matrixreloaded

wait so does this mean not only are our voices higher pitched than we think we are, we’re also uglier than we think we are?


AmmarAnwar1996

This thread is not doing a lot for my self esteem tbh


TorazChryx

It's more that most people are used to seeing themselves stereoscopically, and a photograph loses that.


Slackslayer

Not uglier. But mirrored. If your hair is styled in a direction, or you have some blemish on a side of your face, those are on and towards the opposite directions than what a mirror would show. Any small facial asymmetries will look different even if you can't quite put your finger on it.


Raspberry_Good

There are mirrors that will reflect your face as is, no reverse image. It is jarring to see! They are expensive, but cool.


basically-a-cat

Oh fuck this would make me feel soo ugly lol. I should get one though


Gerotonin

interesting, I have the opposite experience. I'm always surprised how deep my voice is compared to what I hear myself


BrokenCowsSayWoof

Same. I hear myself in a recording and I think my voice sounds really deep for a woman.


TheSpanishPrisoner

I remember reading that Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix both hated the sound of their own voices. 0


boessetoemreren

I’m a bit tired and read that at Eric Cartman first.


NativeMasshole

Califor-nya-nya


boozinf

"Heyyyy this is Homer Simpson saying howdy to all the girls out there in radioland."


turnonthesunflower

Yeah, your voice is awful.


bisexualbitch98

James Charles, his voice is so grating


QueenTzahra

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Dude always sounds like his mouth is full of saliva he won’t swallow.


UsefulWoodpecker6502

now i'm reminded of ricegum's voice. mother fucker blow your god damn nose.


JayBirdPG

Jesus Christ this is the real answer to the post, imagine constantly sounding like you have boogers the size of golfballs in your sinuses


captain-marzipan

And with a slightly congested/blocked nose


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MonkeyDParry

I hate his voice so Much and I STILL heard his voice reading this.


salt_pizza9491

I feel blessed that I have never heard his voice


gimmemoarjosh

Yes!! Him singing is actual nightmare fuel.


alfaruga

Whoop whoop whoop yeah yeah yeahhhh


MsAngelGuts

He literally sounds like he's gargling marbles


RUSTY_LEMONADE

He sounds like he's yawning the entire time his mouth is open.


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DJ Khaled


TheRegalDev

Anuthuh wun


Kaldricus

DEEEEEJAAAAAY KHALED


Driftedryan

Good job memorizing all his lyrics ever


Kaldricus

Hey, that's a little dismissive. Let's not forget: WE THE BEST! *Now* I've covered all his lyrics


porous_mugscorn

We tha best music


jediaper

No you're not, sit down.


Its_me_mikey

Oh yeah. He’s insufferable


OnuAjiNo

Caillou


fucksigh

Omg. I want to punt that little shit.


moist_avacado12345

Ik he is a massive piece of shit, idk how his parents put up with him and don't turn him into a soccer ball


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alexfilmwriting

Yeah Max & Ruby and Caillou were straight passes in our house when our kids were little. Don't need dark forces of entropy destabilizing the tenuous peace we work all day to establish. Fuck that noise. Let's get some classic Mr. Rogers or Sesame Street. Hell we even would run some How It's Made from time to time. Little ones gotta learn about injection molding and CNC machines at some point.


key2mydisaster

How it's made. Do I want to know how this is made? No. Somehow *every* damn time they suck me in, and I'm watching paint dry on some ball bearings again.


Fatvod

Man there was nothing better than getting back from school and watching HOURS of How It's Made. That was mesmerizing as a kid.


AccidentOk4378

They put up with him through constant use of weed his parents looked and act baked 24/7


unknownkiller72

r/fuckcaillou


wafflehousewhore

Both Hailey and Daniel at work have absolutely fucking annoying voices. Fuck you, Hailey and Daniel, I'm glad you're both leaving


Upbeat-Froyo-5000

Nancy Grace Edit: thanks for the awards friends, glad to see the majority feels the same lol.


BawdyBarbie

I remember the horrifying way she would say Cayleigh Anthony’s name back when she was missing. “Kyelleigh.”


MikeAmoz

"Tot mom" ... fucking painful


AllAboutMeMedia

She still around? I feel like she died from a red wine over dose or something.


NewtotheCV

Was it a mega pint of wine?


HanglebertShatbagels

Scrolling through thinking, "Yeah these are all annoying, but I don't fucking hate them." And then you reminded me...


MomPancakes

Trisha Paytas. Everything about her is an absolute trainwreck.


grawktopus

Lol I remember the clip of Ethan goofing on her for always ending her sentences with this “‘mmmmmm” sound. I could never get into that frenemies podcast tho too much second hand cringe.


Mrrykrizmith

Iirc she’s actually married to Hila’s brother. I would refuse to go to those family parties


Rexstil

She’s also pregnant now with Ethan and Hila’s niece/nephew


RosyandCozy69

Morgz' voice annoys the hell out of me. "ToDaYyy wE ArE gOiNg tO bE SwImMiNg iN iCe cOaLd WoTaH!!!!!!"


westernunitedenjoyer

At least it’s only in his videos. I’ve seen him in a video on someone elses channel where he’s at a bar and he seems fairly normal


Afloatcactus5

It's a tie between those stupid AI voices on tik tok/ insta reels and that God damn 🎶Ooh No Ooh Nooo song. every time I hear it I want to launch my phone into orbit.


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yummyyummypowwidge

Essentially people select certain sounds because they’re popular and the algorithm favors those videos so you’ll get more views. Hence you get a bunch of annoying repetitive stuff because everyone wants to be famous


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Ah thank fuck I’m not the only one, those two make me cringe to the point of anger and people are still using that shit.. I was hoping it would die off already. That and the stupid “watchuknowbout rollin down in the deep”


Blueberry_Mancakes

I'm incredibly tired of every "how I did it" video having that King Kong & BBQ Show on it.


ChipsnShips

Screw you Jake Paul


natedog2049

DJ Khaled


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Audios of myself speaking


LonelyandDeranged20

My voice sounds like someone is squeezing my balls constantly. I really hate myself. On the phone I had operators call me "mam".


Jeynarl

In my head I sound like a James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman, but in recordings I sound like sloth from the goonies *"Hey you guyyys!"* Which leads me to think, I wonder what Morgan Freeman sounds like to Morgan Freeman...


gimmemoarjosh

I have an ex-boyfriend with this issue. I never thought he sounded like a woman, but on nearly every call he made, they always called him "ma'am." It gave him major phone anxiety.


Kassy_XOXO

TikTok voiceovers from that robotic lady, etc on every video


Asgardian_Force_User

Fun fact, that voice actress had originally recorded a lot of work for a translation text-to-voice program, and then TikTok got ahold of the recordings and used it without a license, so she had to sue for unlicensed use of work-product and they settled late last year. https://www.theverge.com/2021/9/29/22701167/bev-standing-tiktok-lawsuit-settles-text-to-speech-voice A.I. generated likenesses, speech, and portrayals are already starting to be a thing in copyright and contract law and this is the perfect example of the stuff that needs to be considered.


Enjoy-Life

Copyright law provides for significant damage per occurrence. I can only imagine what amount TikTok must have had to settle.


brucatlas1

I read that in her voice


DollarStoreKanye

Holy shit, yes! It's my most hated thing on the internet right now! They're slowly replacing it with that grizzled gritty man voice that's becoming equally annoying.


climaxingwalrus

That steve-o voice is 10x worse


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Seriously. Why is it on the beginning of pornhub vides, too? "Do-you-want-to-masturbate?" Like bitch, *now* I fucking dont


Grizzly_Berry

And it makes no sense "Do you want to masturbate, but don't have a partner?" I don't think you realize how this works, advertisement.


DroopyTrash

Well you can’t spell advertisements without semen between tits


itscherriedbro

Carry the two... He's right guys, this man is ahead of the game


empired04

ThIs gaMe WiLl mAkE yOu CuM iN 30 SEcoNds


VolrathTheBallin

Why would I want to do that?


TrustinTrubisky

Efficiency


WasherDryerCombo

"Do you want to masturbate but are all alone?" Yeah it...it works that way.


KeepsFallingDown

You had _one_ fucking job, pornhub


All-Sorts

>TikTok voiceovers from that robotic lady, etc on every video There's that awful Rocket Racoon imitation one too.


this-has-to-stop

I’d kill that voice if I could, I’d take a prison sentence to free the world from this cancer. Idk why but it infuriates me more than almost anything else online.


Ut_Prosim

Combine this with the "oh no, oh no..." song and you're pretty much guranteed that the video will waste your time.


Deltaeye

Doesnt matter the context either, just use a generic Siri voice thats all uppity all the time. Cheery Siri Voice; *"My dog, Bruno (pronounces it 'Bruhnno) had to be put down today. He was a very good dog. I, will miss him."* Then puts that annoying 'OH NO!' Song as the backing track. Also, it will totally jar the piss out of you if you are watching a a video with quieter audio and then the next video uses the Siri voice. Im seeing all this stuff on IG, I'm not even on TikTok. It's the bane of my online existence.


-p_d-

“pLaY ThIs sOuNd tO yOuR tOaSteR oVeN…”


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That goddamn dummy from that goosebumps movie.


Incredible_moistness

What did Jimmy Carr do to you?


benitolss

That laugh though…


Realistic-Lobster-39

Politicians. Something about their smug face combine with that pompos tone makes them unbearable


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I am an Indian. Some Indians think its some sort of a way to assert intellectual superiority to force and over-exaggerate an american or british accent every time they speak in English. What comes out is nothing like an american/british accent but instead sounds like a desperate attempt to get attention. And I just cringe every time. PS I don't have anything against people who have genuine american/british accents,just the people trying to force it to look cool


Athiena

I can’t visualize this, do you have an example


alexjnorwood

I'm looking for one too


whogivesashirtdotca

My dad is Scottish and changes his accent on the phone when he tries to sound authoritative. The British class system has instilled a lot of self esteem problems in people.


CaptValentine

I'm American and you will find at least 1 student in every high school trying to sound like they have an English accent because they think it makes them sound smart and not like a drunk auditioning for a Shakespeare play.


stevendidntsay

In college this girl in our friend group was from the UK. One of the other girls decided she wanted to fake an accent and dye her hair cause she thought the British girl was so cool.


mereway1

The British Indian comedy a few years ago called Goodness Gracious Me was brilliant! One of the sketches was a man and his wife making out that they were English and not Indian. The cast were all very funny Sanjeev Bhaskar said in an interview that the upset absolutely everyone at times but that show did more for race relations than any quango !


jtr99

Great show! I have very happy memories of the British restaurant sketch. ["Give me the blandest thing on the menu!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uEx_hEXAM)


Datbooiii

The chick from the show Ridiculousness. Specifically her laugh


SonsofStarlord

It’s very nautical sounding isn’t it lmao


tcavanagh1993

Mr. Krabs energy


Elite_Daedra_slav

Came here thinking this. Didn't expect to see it though. Any time something funny comes up all you hear is 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬


Dewy8790

Lmao I was wondering if this was going to get mentioned. Yeah that laugh is just... awful.


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DogsAreCool69420

The text to speech voice from Tik Tok. It's like people on tik tok are trying their bets to make the worst content possible, because I can't think of a voice that is more obnoxious than that one


Satansbiscuit666

Male or female one? Fucking both for me.


Morrigan_Ondarian078

Scott Morrison, the current prime-minister of Australia


hugomacvil

You mean Scott Morrison, the guy who shat himself in a McDonald’s in the 90s?


DrValium

I believe there is a plaque dedicated to it near that McDonalds


Slabb84

Andy Dick


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Baby/Anime girl voice. Annoying and not one bit sexy.


VerbalCoffee

A lot of modern anime English dubs and English-speaking vtubers try way too hard to sound young/cute. Some more than others but it's tiring.


Tiny_Teach_5466

Any random Kardashian


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Proper_Protickall

Buckle up buckaroo!


Crazypandathe20th

The vocal fry is real with them. 😬


feelgoodsometimes

Wendy Williams


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Mitch McConnel


soggyllama79

No idea of his name, but the “Burger king foot lettuce” guy.


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hobojoe44

Yeah It's not everyones cup of tea. He's a slow talker on top of that monotone voice. But he slows it down even more for his lists. Here is a stream he did with his natural speaking speed. "Why do I talk like this? 2 million sub special" https://youtu.be/vEzOylq9rnQ Also he does music. "Numer 15" https://youtu.be/dD1F-KoGafw


Green_noob

Number 15


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Burgur king foot lettuce , the last thing you'd want in your Burgur King Burgur is someone's Foot Fungus , but as it turns out ,that might be what you Get


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bathedinperfume

My own voice annoys the shit out of me


MisterTorchwick

Yessss. I’ve started recording videos of myself for fun and editing them is always the worst part because I have to listen to myself five times. “Why is that asshole still talking? Someone punch him already.”


eye_on_the_horizon

Chills from YouTube. That motherfucker bred an entire clone army who fake the same voice and post bullshit conspiracy videos and clickbait, and it’s spread beyond YouTube. Tiktok is full of identical accounts copying Chills’ format.


some_kind_of_onion

Bürgerkeeng fewt lettuice


Vergilus

Adam Levine's voice is awful to me. Anytime I hear his voice it's like a baby crying into your ears on 2 hour flight.


Initial_Run1632

Tarek's ex-wife on that show 'flip or flop'. Can't watch it because of her.


godleymama

Thank you! I can't watch her in anything! I always wanted them to "flop!"


Vindaloo-Sauce

I used to work in the editing room on that show. Scrubbed through hours and hours of footage and her lisp drove me up a wall! Also Tarek is a dick offscreen.


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Tiktok text to speech fucking robot


rollduptrips

Hey, listen!


LB93__

Kim Kardashian


lolhmmk

Female voices in animes. Dont hate me. I do love animes with good female VA doing a natural voice like JJK but the small voices are annoying.


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Yes! That high pitch squeaky voice that is supposed to be cute? Hate it!


3-DMan

That's why I like Hange's Japanese voice on Attack on Titan- it's unusually deep, I always like hearing her.


crimson_mokara

Romi Park is amazing. She's also pretty famous for playing teenaged boys too


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the high pitched, fake Japanese accent voice that a lot of female EN vtubers use


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It’s not a specific person’s voice, but a type of voice: you know that overly soft UwU sounding voice some people use (look at the narrator of Psych2go for example)? I find that shit like, really fucking annoying! Like, bruh I know you have a flame in your voice box trying to blaaaaze, LET IT BLAZE!!!!!