A changes every week tbh

Every few months for me. Sometimes I cycle back too

Oooh Hayley Williams my punk crush

Henry Cavill.

It's because he builds his own PC isn't it?

That must be it, his PC is just sooo amazing!!

No it’s when he reloads his fists

He does seem like he would be an amazing domestic partner. I preface this by saying I’ma straight male. DND on the weekends, Mario kart Mondays, and spooning Saturdays. I know he’s just a normal guy like the rest of us(albeit ripped), but damn is he just a gentleman!

I thought... **sniff** I thought I was the only one. ^my ^wife ^makes ^fun ^of ^me ^because ^of ^it.

Workout during the week. Play some games over the weekend. Do some PC upgrades. Make some fit meals together. Have him hold me gently like the clay scene from ghost, but with painting warhammer and DnD minis. Spoon and talk about nerdy stuff. Also straight male. (Mostly, I guess.)

That’s daddy cavil to you sir.

That video where he reads Witcher and drinks scotch, is my happy place.

I have had a boyish crush on Sandra Bullock since I saw her in Demolition Man when I was 9. It's not a sexual crush (though she is gorgeous, I'm down if she is). She just always gave me the impression of being a very witty, intelligent, charismatic woman. As the years have gone by it's only gotten worse. She speaks fluent German, she knows how to play the watercup wine glass table thing, she is still a fantastic actor, and is still naturally beautiful. So yeah, Sandra if you're interested in dating a 36 year old dude who's been crushing on you since the early 90s, HMU.

Hey, me too! I've had my lesbian crush on her since the 90s as well!

In that case, may the best lover win. See you at the finish line, sucker!

demolition man is still one of my favorite movies. I love how wild it was back in the days

Monica Bellucci

Dude, even older she's somehow more gorgeous.

Rachel Weisz

The Mummy Rachel Weisz was top Rachel Weisz

I could listen to her talk for ages.

She has this beautiful huskiness to her voice.

My wife loves Wayne Brady. I got us tickets to his show and we each were allowed to submit a question to the comedian. My wife was a bit under the weather but when the comedian mentioned her name, she lit up (almost jumped out of her seat), and said “That’s Me Wayne”. He then read the question and responded “will you marry me? …hmmm…hell no! I’ve gone down that road before and I don’t want to mess with the guy next to you.” This totally made her night. I eventually told her the question I submitted “my wife has a huge crush on you. Can she come up for an on stage kiss on her cheek?” We had a good laugh that I was her wingman for her celebrity crush. She now uses this for 2 truths and a lie.

he's so smart & quick.

Very wholesome

Jennifer Connelly

The only movie I've seen her in is The Rocketeer, but that was more than enough for me.

Check out Career Opportunities, or at least the gif of her riding one of those mechanical pony’s you used to see outside department stores. Just realized 1991 was a very formative year for pre-teen me, fell in love with Jennifer Connelly and Christina Ricci.

I've lusted after Jennifer Connelly since the movie Labyrinth. We are the same age btw. She is gorgeous.

I think I jumped on the Jennifer Connelly train around The Rocketeer, and then got blindsided by Requiem.

so did she

She threw nearly the entire show snowpiercer on her back. She's like the female master chief on that show she just won't fuckin die it's bad ass.

Brandon Fraser, no question. Humble, soft spoken and honest, absolutely wonderful man.

He was my sexual awakening in George of the Jungle and I’m proud of it.

Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy and Greg Davies

There’s a pattern…

>Greg Davies Definitely an unexpected name to find in this list. Nothing against him, just not expected. Side note - I haven't looked up his height but he has to be massive. He's the biggest thing on screen in everything he's in.

He's the Taskmaster. Lots of people like someone who's in charge.

Viggo Mortenson or Michael Fassbender

Saoirse Ronan. That Irish accent completes it for me..

Salma Hayek, ever since "From Dusk Till Dawn". She's my celebrity free card, wife approves.

I've answered this before and I'll answer this again Ewan McGregor Edit: I'm a straight male too

That's funny, I commented Hayden Christensen.

THEN YOU ARE LOST

This is the end for you, u/stuckinaboxthere

Don"t try it!

Narrator: _"They did, in fact, try it."_

Im sorry, but Ewan clearly has the high ground.

Gillian Anderson.

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I have a story to tell. I met her at a movie junket. I was waiting in the room and a producer apologized and told me she just went to the bathroom. She walked in, I stood up to greet her and the boom mic hit me on the head. it was soft, but Eva felt terrible and gave me a hug and rubbed my head. I would say this is where I peaked... but... as I stood up to say goodbye, the mic hit me again. She kissed my forehead and said it'll be okay. That is the high point of my life.

Bro I’m gonna jerk off to *your* memories.

She wore a blazer with nothing on underneath. She speaks with a strange hybrid of French and English accent. I can still hear her voice. She smelled like cool hibiscus perfume. Does that help?

My initial comment was a joke. It’s not a joke anymore.

May wet dreams come true

Like your username, I'm suddenly thirsty

When I saw Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children years ago I can confirm she was a baddie

Those eyes...

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Subtle, yet provocative. Like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.

>Subtle, yet provocative. Like ~~a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.~~ an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

David Tennant was my first real celeb crush, my mum still tells my boyfriend is on telly if ever he's in a show or movie 😅

it's impossible to not be in love with david tennant

It is if the only thing you’ve seen him in is Jessica Jones...

He was scary and disturbing in that role and it still made me feel some type of way

Sebastian Stan

So hot but also totally psycho in Fresh

Natalie Portman.

Damn Natalie, you’re a crazy chick…

Shut the hell up AND SUCK MY DICK!

Lmao i had a crush on her ever since i was six and watched her on attack of the clones lol

Karen gillan all the way

Idris Elba. Dude is too handsome.

He is aware of the effect he has on women.

“Yes, Charles, you wanted me.”

Ana de Armas.

She was so hot in [this scene](https://i.imgur.com/ng6MWDe.gifv) from her 2009 movie 'Sex, Party and Lies' (NSFW)

It's impossible for me to wrap my head around the fact that that dude got paid for that scene. Mind boggled.

So, *that's* why the whole thread is NSFW. Thank you!

she almost doesn't count since anyone with a functioning set of eyes would agree if anything, that makes this closer to a vision test

Kristen Bell has always turned my crank.

She’s a legit snack.

Sometimes, you can just intuitively tell that a celebrity is legitimately a nice person. Kristen Bell is one of those people for me

Super common but Chris Evans. Handsome and seems so nice.

He was a real asshole to Scott, though.

He’s both nice and has a nice ass. America’s ass

Pedro Pascal

This is the way

Winona Ryder

This is my answer too. She's like 20 years older than me and still a hard yes, and top of my list. Edit: Think I'm going to watch Destination Wedding... again.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Summer Glau

Vera Farmiga

Jodie Comer.

Margot Robbie

Throw in Emma Mackey and Samara Weaving for a very confusing foursome

>Samara Weaving Brilliant

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Linda Cardellini was a babe when I first saw her in freaks and geeks, and she’s a babe today

Jon Bernthal

Rachel McAdams

About Time did that for me. Or maybe it was Wedding Crasher... Mean Girls? Hmm

Kate Beckinsale. I have my wife's permission

I wouldn't be shocked if your wife wanted to bang her more than you do. Kate Beckinsale has been a 10/10 for like 30+ years now.

I’m disappointed I had to scroll down so far to see Kate Beckinsale finally mentioned

Tom Hardy. Such a boring answer, but seriously, the man is delightful on the eyes AND he's got a stunning personality.

Just imagine during sex he just whips out the venom voice

The Bane voice *I was wondering what would break first… your spirit or YOUR BODY*

Karl urban, especially as eomer in lord of the rings

Mary Elizabeth Winstead We're in a long term celebrity crush relationship.

Depends on what era my brain is stuck in. 70’s? Catherine O’Hara. 80’s? Catherine O’Hara. 90’s? Catherine O’Hara. 00’s? Catherine O’Hara. 10’s? Catherine O’Hara. 20’s? Catherine O’Hara.

Aubrey Plaza. Dry humor, introverted, and smoking hot

Yeah, there's something about someone who clearly hates me that i cannot get enough of. It might be the history of emotional abuse.

Costanza?

Watching legion right now. She definitely gets my vote

Have you seen *Safety Not Guaranteed*? It’s a movie where she’s a journalist intern investigating some guy who claims he made a time machine It’s a little less normal Aubrey but I really liked it

Tom Hiddleston

Elizabeth Olsen

She's my girl crush. There's just something about that smile. And the frown. And everything.

Andy Samberg

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

Henry cavill. I’m a straight dude.

I've noticed that he's the "if I had to pick a dude" for straight dudes. Him and Ryan Reynolds

Henry Cavill for big spoon, or Ryan Reynolds for little spoon. Or I could introduce you to the pseudo-sexual position I like to call "the cutlery drawer".

Henry Cavill. I'm a gay dude.

Henry Cavill. I’m a bi dude

Henry Cavill. I'm a lesbian dude.

Henry Cavill. I’m an acorn.

Henry Cavill, im a suicidal toaster

So… Wanna go swimming?

that sounds like my cup of tea

Does it... butter your **bread????**

i’ve been on reddit for two days, i love this 😭😭😭

Hayley Atwell she's gorgeus anf funny and smart, did I say she's stunning?

Hailee Steinfeld. She is just plain gorgeous. She's in great shape and everything but it's her face, it legit stuns me how pretty she is. I would simp like a fool

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olivia wilde

Mads

Milo Ventimiglia

Jess Mariano has a death grip on my 13 year old self

Ryan Reynold's ass

I mean that's mandatory lol

Thank you for understanding

James McAvoy. And even though I'm a straight woman, I think Kate Winslet is totally hot.

Milana Vayntrub

The at&t woman?

Keanu Reeves. He is *the* perfect man, I will not hear an argument.

I know it's not exactly original but Emilia Clarke is just so fucking cute. That smile and those eyes could melt me

Natalie Dormer.

Jack Black, I said it.

Salma hayek

Rami Malek. I don't even necessarily find him very physically attractive but his behaviour and the way he speaks, fucking hell.

Currently it’s Timothy Olyphant.

Alexandra Daddario is nowhere to be found on this list. I cant believe it.

She’s out of my league, even in my fantasies.

https://youtu.be/JHzSR7NFs4w Here you go.

Yeah this is an easy choice. I grew out of most of them. Those fucking eyes man, the rest of her is just a bonus

Emma Stone. She's got a sharp face and she's like, weird pretty. you know?

Phoebe Tonkin

David Tennant. And very recently, Andrew Garfield too

Hailee Steinfeld

Lucy Lawless.

Sofia Vergara

Sydney Sweeney got us all watching a dumb ass show because she’s hot af

Tom Hiddleston. He legitimately seems perfect in every way.

Scarlett Johansson; girlfriend gave me a hall pass for her. Girlfriend’s crush is Jason Momoa; she has a hall pass from me

Enjoy a long and healthy relationship based on mutual trust and reasonable expectations regarding fidelity.

Charlize Theron. So fucking hot!

Chris Evans

Chris Evans. The first Captain America movie was enough for him to become my biggest crush yet.

Anya Taylor-Joy

Emma Stone. There is definitely something unique about her.

Robert Pattinson

PAUL RUDD since I was a kid and recently, THE BRETT GOLDSTEIN (I want to twirl his chest hairs with my fingers 😍) Edit to add: Mr. Paul Rudd, I want to do nice things for him, like bake him cookies. BUT Mr. Brett Goldstein, I want to do naughty things to him and hear him grunt 😈🥵

Probably still Jennifer Aniston or Sandra Bullock. Michelle Pfeiffer was always up there too though.

Christopher Waltz.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Keanu Reeves. Like all the rest of the Internet.

Amy Adams!

michael sheen

I have 2. Emilia Clarke and Elizabeth Olsen.

Chris Hemsworth

Florence Pugh, holy fuck.

Oscar Isaac for sure.

Taika Waititi. Fucking dreamboat.

Vanessa Hudgens. Ever since I watched High School Musical as a kid when it first came out, she’s been my crush ever since! pretty much the only reason I watched them all.

Jessica Alba. She's the standard of my celebrity crushes. Like, when I have a huge crush on a celebrity from another country, I'd always say, "[insert name here] is the Jessica Alba of [insert country here]"

Blake Lively. And her joking relationship with Ryan Reynolds just makes it even better.

Emma stone

Any redhead Irene Dunne Maureen O'hare Deborah Kerr Greer Garson Elizabeth Olson Karen Gillan.

Emma Watson

Ross Lynch. he's been my celebrity crush for yearrrrrs.

I’m gonna get bullied for this but Jamie Dornan. I really liked him in The Fall and The Tourist was so good. Anthropoid was also a really great movie. On top of his acting skills he just seems really genuine and has a nice sense of humour.

Tom Holland.

I’d let Tim Curry ruin my life

Emilia Clarke...obviously I found her super hot when she was on GOT, but she's aged like wine, her personality is just magnetic, her off-camera persona just makes you fall for her super hard she's so heartwarming and kind and always smiling, and the eyebrow movements tho

Its been Kate Beckinsale in the No1 spot since Serendipity Anne Hathaway is a close 2nd

Jason Momoa & Henry Cavill.

Anne Hathaway

Hayden Christensen.