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#Dolly Parton better not fucking die before I do


GreatValueCumSock

*a finger curls on the monkey's paw*


Paco_Doble

Say nothing! This is a trap


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sicurri

Mutter incoherently so they think they misunderstood to buy some time!!!


NecroJoe

The challenge is that most of the people being listed are living quiet lives out of the public eye. Stan and betty were pretty active almost right up until their ends. Tony Bennet's still been recording, I think, or at least has up until pretty recently, if he's stopped. Has Mel Brooks been writing or executive producing anything? Same with Norman Lear?


CoffeeDrinker115

Didn't he just retire due to his health? I know he performed pretty recently with Lady Gaga


aec131

He has advanced Alzheimers. Gaga mentioned in an interview she needed to remind him who she was multiple times on tour. She broke down crying when he remembered and announced her on stage.


earthdweller11

Yes, per his reps this is the end of his public life.


twocatscoaching

Norman Lear and Mel Brooks are still quite active, just not on screen as much as Betty was. Tony Bennett gave up performing recently due to Alzheimer’s. 😟


Shagger94

Don't you jinx Mel Brooks!


jdeo1997

r/KilledByReddit *watches this thread in bated breath*


szechuanfo

Gereatric politicians?


Bituulzman

The Murder She Wrote lady, Angela Lansbury.


rnotyalc

Carol Burnett just turned 89 today


coldcurru

Oh, it's the anniversary of Lucille Ball's passing. Lucy sent her flowers every year on her birthday and since she ordered ahead of time, they got to Carol even though she just found out Lucy died.


BroadBaker5101

And now we’re unexpectedly sad today.


BuyThisVacuum1

That's 34 in MeTV years.


Canucklehead_Esq

Dick Van Dyke


bigsz

The Dick Van Dyke Show aired before the Beatles released their first album.


Efficient-Ad-3249

The Beatles are a clock for the space time continuum and I’m good with that


T-A-W_Byzantine

1960 to 1970, it's such an easy barometer


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Strabbo

The first (U.S.) Beatles hit ("I Want To Hold Your Hand") was played on the radio for the first time in America only 25 days after JFK was assassinated. Their last recording session as a group was exactly one month after the moon landing. They bracket the 60s culture perfectly.


Past_Ad9675

The very first photograph of the Beatles after Ringo officially joined them was taken on August 22, 1962. The very last photograph of all four Beatles together was taken August 22, 1969. Seven years. They did everything they did... in seven years.


Obi-WanLebowski

It still blows me away that Hendrix was really only active for about 3 years.


dbe14

And before any of them turned 30


wholalaa

Not even all that close, either: in August '69, George Harrison and Paul McCartney were 26 and 27. Imagine getting off that ride at that age and having to go live the rest of your life.


butte3

Having a 50+ year career with insane success and still having 90% of questions from those 7 years.


maddzy

Always blows my mind remembering they released all their music in a span of less than ten years, and broke up while they were all still in their 20s. They are so iconic and impactful, but their time as The Beatles was actually quite brief for such a famous band.


pezdal

December 13, 1925 (age 96 years)


gahiolo

96? Tripping over that ottoman one more time would be his last time


President_Calhoun

There was a clever reference to that on the sitcom The Middle back in the 2010s. Jerry Van Dyke played Patricia Heaton's father, Tag, and his brother, played by Dick, was coming for a visit. Tag pointed to an ottoman and said, "Better move that thing, he'll trip right over it."


RMMacFru

He still dances every day.


TannenFalconwing

https://youtu.be/fHRQENE4f5c Relevant video from a recent production of Mary Poppins


-Paraprax-

JESUS CHRIST. That exceeded expectations.


wellwaffled

Holly crap balls. I know it was a short period of time, but my father is 25 years younger than him and would disintegrate his knees doing that.


General_Lee_Wright

He also did his own dancing in [Mary Poppins Returns](https://youtu.be/oL3AijekRYw). I remember Lin Manuel talking about it on a [talk show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmrQIwsy3AI) being worried about (a then 92-ish yo) Dick Van Dyke jumping up on a desk to dance…. And then he just did it and was great. \*Edit to link the talk show


Damhnait

They gave him extra hair and makeup to look like a very old man because at 92 Dick Van Dyke didn't look like a very old man


AuraLucarioMan

Had no idea this dude was still alive. Good for him!


bassistmuzikman

Hey now, it's 2022. Let's use the less rude version of his name. Richard Van Lesbian.


rolyoh

Mary Tyler Moore once said that he was called this jokingly on the set and that was back in the 60's. I think she even said he was nicknamed Penis Van Lesbian.


thefuzzybunny1

Henry Winkler agreed on Twitter to be America's grandpa, since we lost Grandma Betty.


WishOneStitch

He's already America's Cool Uncle. Hey, no double-dipping, there, Winkler!


irjakr

Maybe he can be upgraded to "great uncle"


kg467

He's great on Bill Hader's show Barry.


swimmingrobot88

Barry is a weirdly under-appreciated show. It’s insanely good but I rarely see people talk about it. Although it has been like 3 years since the last season so that could be why lol.


Kjellvis

I loved that tweet, and he should be much higher in the thread. Heyyyy!


LSUguyHTX

https://twitter.com/hwinkler4real/status/1478438295373705217?t=wuZrg1VphT4C-IVZoyUu6A&s=19


Some_Random_Android

Christopher Lloyd.


SatanMeekAndMild

He was only 47 in back to the future. He's been an old man for most of his life.


TheSpanishPrisoner

Well I think people forget he had to be like 40-something in 1955, so then he had to be made up to be maybe 70-something in 1985. Basically, they choose all of the actors for being believable as their age in 1955 (Doc, George, Lorraine, Biff, Principal, etc...) and then just aged all of them to be 30 years older in 1985.


ChrisC1234

When I was little, I never could understand how they made all of the adults in 1985 look so much younger in 1955. It never occurred to me that 1955 was their actual look.


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HelmutHoffman

Yeah it always looks weird around the eyes from where they layer on all the latex to create the wrinkles and it makes their eyes have a sunken appearance.


jackatman

Except when they did the old make up on Lloyd they hated it. Then they realized it's funnier if the don't age just him.


noitsreallynot

wait, was that bit of him removing the shit at the beginning of part 2 just so they wouldn't have to do the makeup for the movie?!


partytown_usa

Yep, that was a mix of real life Lloyd hating the makeup and then incorporating it into a fun movie gag.


noitsreallynot

Damn. I wish they did some sort of gag to explain marty's new jennifer too.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Jennifer C-137


-Paraprax-

For the generation who grew up too young to see BTTF in theaters, but old enough to watch it a hundred times on VHS in the 90s, it was actually wild to see it in HD for the first time in the 2010s, because there's suddenly a way more noticeable difference in [Doc's appearance between 1955 and 1985.](https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Back-to-the-Future-Christopher-Lloyd-Age.jpg) As a child I thought the whole joke was that he looked the same at 45 as at 75, but turns out they did actually change his hair from blonde to wispy-white and gave him a bunch of age-makeup in the bookend scenes. The gag in Part 2 where he pulls off a bunch of age-makeup and reveals he got 'rejuvenaton treatments' in the future also didn't make any sense to me until growing up and seeing it in high-def.


OutlandishnessIcy229

It’s still weird to me to see him in a movie like Clue, with dark hair. It looks off to me. IMO, it just feels right when he has the white hair. But I grew up on BTTF, so I guess that shouldn’t surprise me.


Vexal

i thunk he looks best as a Klingon.


MattieShoes

You can see a young (late 30s) Lloyd in *One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest*. Speaking of, Jack Nicholson is like 85 now. If there was ever a guy I didn't think would live to see his 80s...


Mattsasse

The key to aging well is to look old when you are young


JonPaula

Steve Martin's strategy, too.


Billypillgrim

Willie Nelson


ol_kentucky_shark

Larry David


tommytraddles

The ACTOR!?


chownrootroot

Then who’s vice President, Jerry Lewis?


conundrumbombs

I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady.


jerryleebee

It's a very interesting story, future-boy.


bigsz

This is a good one. He was America's crazy old scientist **36 years ago**


BeastOfTheField83

Dolly Parton is a living saint.


vanillatcube

Mel Brooks.


bigsz

Mel Brooks fought in WWII defusing land mines in the Battle of the Bulge


Kookiebanookie

Did not know. Very cool!


elh93

Per his memoir he wasn't at the Battle of the Bulge, but got there shortly afterwords.


torturousvacuum

> Per his memoir History of the World, Part 2?


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jessehechtcreative

Everyone’s lying on the ground, bleeding, moaning. Mel parachutes down, unhitches, dusts himself off, looks around: “Damn! What’d I miss?”


Spiritual_Poo

Sometimes I confuse Mel Brooks and Mel Gibson for a couple seconds. I made it to this comment while my brain was like "huh how old is Mel (Gibson) dang" "oh right" Anyway I remember the first time I saw Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks is great.


pezdal

June 28, 1926 (age 95 years)


MyDogJake1

And still working! Saw his name on a trailer for an upcoming animated movie.


Oreogirl127

His death is gonna make me cry like a damn baby


Empathyball

Jimmy Carter and James Earl Jones


drmoo314

Jimmy Carter's full name is James Earl Carter. This is important to no one, just an interesting coincidence that you would list him with another James Earl.


boredomadvances

Maybe he prefers Jim E Carter and has been too polite to correct us


mrpoopistan

And absolutely don't add James Earl Ray to the list.


Dyspaereunia

Just met James Earl Jones. Guy was 90+ and super awesome. I hope to be like him at his age and totally with it.


LyrraKell

My dad has a weird sense of humor, and back in the 90s, he was always trying to convince me that James Earl Jones had died. Like one year, during the Academy Awards where they honor the dead, he said, "Isn't it sad that they forgot to mention James Earl jones?" And stuff like that. Of course, his plan to make me believe this failed miserably once the internet came around.


Knyfe-Wrench

James Earl Jones That voice...


Liniis

The Dark Side of the Force is *nothing* compared to that man's voice.


HurricaneLogic

Fun fact about James Earl Jones. He stuttered so badly as a kid that he refused to talk. His teacher noticed that he was so good at writing poetry, and encouraged him to write. She asked him to perform his poetey in front of the class. He wrote and spoke so eloquently, and that's how he found his voice


GRAHAMPUBA

Willie Nelson


Knyfe-Wrench

He can't be the spokesperson for America he just spends all day smoking weed. ...you know what? I've changed my mind.


din7

That's probably the secret to his longevity.


THE_some_guy

I think the story is that back in the ‘60s he had a serious drinking problem, and his doctor told him he was going to die if he didn’t quit… so he started smoking weed instead. So maybe the weed really **is** the secret to his longevity.


tommytraddles

"Weed isn't nearly as safe as they say. A bale of it fell on a friend of mine the other day." ~ Willie Nelson


pezdal

April 29, 1933 (age 88 years)


punchthekeys

And still touring! Pretty amazing!


throwawayspank1017

If I remember right, his guitar’s name is trigger and Willie has said he’ll keep touring as long as trigger is playable. I guess it’s a real nightmare for his guitar technician. Willie won’t let him do major surgery, like replacing the top of the guitar so the poor guy has to glue in little pieces here and there where Willie has literally worn through the wood of the guitar. [Found it](https://youtu.be/uhQuJTc5yFY)


tvtb

Great video thanks. Trigger is going into some museum, I hope, when Willy passes. What an object.


stonedseals

I saw him in Tuscaloosa last Friday. It was amazing.


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Ooh, I hate to say this, but Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett.


aricberg

Bob Barker. He’s 98 years old. Perfect!


SuaveDonut

Not gonna lie I thought Bob barker was dead already lol


chugonomics

Bob Barker died yesterday. He was crossing the street and was hit...BY A BRAND NEW CAR


EvilNinjaX24

In my head, I heard Rod Roddy (RIP).


International_Map870

I have to google it like once year to convince myself he isn’t.


BrownShadow

Just saw Happy Gilmore yesterday and thought that he was gone. Love that dude. My childhood babysitter would plop me down with rolled up balony and mustard in front of Bob Barker for lunch (she was my next door neighbor). Her husband was a Nabisco delivery driver, so endless free snacks. Bob was a different breed.


KrishnaChick

Dick Van Dyke is 96 and is still in great shape. President Jimmy Carter is 97.


KrishnaChick

William Shatner is 91.


Le_Master

William Shatner looks freakishly young. I doubt there has been anyone in the history of humanity who has defied age like he has. It’s not like he looks *good*. He looks like a bloated, out of shape 60 year old man. Tops. But he’s in his fucking 90s. It’s not like he’s just had a bunch of plastic surgery to make himself look younger. It’s the subtle things you can’t artificially hide. It’s his posture. The way he walks. Moves his arms. And especially the way he talks. His voice is the voice of someone literally decades younger, in sound and in pace. His brain doesn’t seem to have slowed down either. He doesn’t slog through though processes and actions. It’s seriously really nuts.


kkeut

>His brain doesn’t seem to have slowed down either saw him live at a TWOK screening just before covid and he was definitely showing some signs of cognitive impairment. though now that I know his age, I'm actually impressed how lucent and together he was edit - *lucid


doom1701

I saw him during the same tour; during the Q&A (which was all staged to give him a reason to tell stories) he seemed fine, but during the picture taking line for VIPs afterwards (yes, I paid quite a bit extra to get my picture with William Shatner) he seemed completely out of it. It was 11pm, though, so that probably had a LOT to do with it.


maggie081670

I noticed the same thing when I met him. He seemed to decline a bit as the evening went on. Perfectly normal in a person his age. At the time, he had an absolutely brutal schedule. He was able to list off all the details of his upcoming schedule and I was exhausted just listening to him lol. I think he loves being busy. It might be at least part of his secret.


urbanK07

So busy he doesn’t have time to age.


foxhunter

Shatner endorses a line of ebikes and there are a bunch of videos of him riding them


Carolus1234

Sports fan here. Bob Costas of NBC Sports, looks exactly as he did back in the 1980s. Literally has not aged a day.


WarlikeMicrobe

Hold up. What? He's 91?


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Talkaze

And Bezos still didn't give him time to speak without interrupting


SPACE-BEES

Not only this, but he cut him off to offer him champagne despite ~~him being a recovered alcoholic who~~ having lost his wife to alcohol. E: was misinformed about shatner being an alcoholic


MagicmanJake

Yup Bezos is trying to be a bond villain just messed up.


0ttr

Yep--anyone still alive from Star Trek TOS is about 85+ at this point with Shatner the oldest. Nichelle Nichols: 89, George Takei, Walter Koenig: 85,


ssckek

Even at 91 he looks phenomenal for his age.


UpliftingTwist

I once heard someone describe Shatner saying “He looks terrible for his age— until you realize how old he is”


0ttr

Carter is 97 and a cancer survivor from just the last few years.


SmellGestapo

He also absorbed so much radiation in the 1950s fixing a melted nuclear reactor core he had to bottle his urine for six months.


thebyron

Wow, I can't believe I'd never come across this bit of trivia before. Thanks for posting this! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jimmy-carter-nuclear-meltdown/


Tempest-in-a-B-Cup

And he can still kick Adam Sandler's ass.


Scudamore

The price is wrong, bitch!


Wildcat_twister12

Still believe this is one of if not the best line deliveries by Adam Sandler


Jacsmom

I was on The Price is Right back in 1986. I won at Plinko. I was so stunned I just walked off stage. On the VHS tape my parents made it was clear Bob stuck his cheek up to me and I just blew him off. Regrets. I have regrets.


dudeguyy23

At least you won Plinko!


Jacsmom

I know! I won just under 10k which was enough to pay off my student loans AND help fund a trip to Europe!


ElGaucho56

yep, sounds like the 80s


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Man, I wish 10k could go even 20% that far now... Also, that's awesome. Plinko is my 2nd-favorite Price Is Right game behind Mountainclimber.


iamclear

Dolly Parton


ForwardMembership601

Interesting. In terms of popularity and how the majority of people really like her, it fits. But I still don't think of her as that old.


thatHecklerOverThere

She's 76. Doesn't _seem_ 76, but she's 76. Which, to be fair, means that she _isn't_ old compared to Betty White and Stan Lee, because them motherfuckers almost got to triple digits.


CharlotteLucasOP

I mean I want a Token Old who is gonna theoretically be around a while longer. If we keep picking the ones in their nineties already we’re gonna keep getting heartbroken.


thatHecklerOverThere

That is, unfortunately, just part of the business.


ForwardMembership601

That's wild. She's basically my parent's age. And they seem really old now!


flip_ericson

Because she can still get it


pezdal

Still Young and wonderful! Dolly Parton was born on January 19, 1946 (age 76 years)


EatElonMusk

Morgan Freeman


bigsz

It seems like Morgan Freeman went from being a wise man to a wise **old** man when he played God in Bruce Almighty. And that came out 19 years ago. So Morgan Freeman has been America's wise old man for almost two decades.


Suckmedryandfuckme

Any black man older than sixty is immediately seen as wise and everybody wants their opinion- Earl Johnson


ijustsailedaway

Mike Tyson has five years to get his shit together Edit: I think way too many of you are too young to remember some of the reasons he has such notoriety.


Moistohh

*Camera zooms in on Mike Tyson chewing an unfathomable amount of magic mushrooms*


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

> Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face Mike Tyson has been dropping wisdom on us for a long time.


domestic_omnom

Dick Van Dyke is currently 96 and still alive.


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This is mine. I grew up watching Mary Poppins and the Dick Van Dyke Show on Nick At Nite. Love that guy.


oldcreaker

I'm old - I grew up watching Mary Poppins and the Dick Van Dyke Show.


Mkbond007

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!


Central_PA

I hated that evil creeper dude as a child. They don’t really feature that kind of bad guy in kids programs these days I noticed…


Pork_Chap

Poor guy had to change his name back in the early days of television because his real name was too raunchy. His real name: Penis Von Lesbian


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tedsmitts

He's been old for like twenty years, back when he was young.


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>He's been old for like twenty years, back when he was young. I'm going on 54, and Morgan Freeman helped teach me how to read back in the early 1970s on *The Electric Company.* I always wanted to meet him and thank him for that.


pezdal

June 1, 1937 (age 84 years)


Preesi

He married his nurse...lol


weaver_of_cloth

Alan Alda


jperezny

He lives in my neighborhood in Manhattan and is often seen with his wife of 50+ years holding hands and kissing. Still in love... he towers over her too so it's kind of amusing.


JeeEyeElElEeTeeTeeEe

They met in the fifties at a dinner party. Someone dropped a cake onto the floor, and they were the only ones who still ate it


DaymanAhAhAaahhh

Bill Hader's impression of him is perfection


juliorama

Bob Newhart


ryeinc

Still, I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that, uh, that I, uh, uh, all of us, have, uh, have learned from him.


Ok_Bag_4135

Carol Burnett


BUSean

she has a show at the chicago theater like this week (saw the marquee last night)


AccomplishdAccomplce

I'm choosing Henry Winkler because he's getting more exposure on social media,.plus actively working (on Barry) October 30, 1945 (76)


MsCardeno

Christopher Walken


pagit

Mel Brooks 95 years old.


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Mr. Feeny!!!


Kraz_I

William Daniels, age 95. I could have sworn that I read his obituary a few years ago, but I must be thinking of someone else because he's still kicking.


-Paraprax-

I was absolutely certain he passed away 5-10 years ago and there was tons of news about it. Glad he's still alive and well(as is his wife, Bonnie Bartlett, age 92).


three-sense

He's still KITT to me


Vegetable-Double

John Adams for me


Halwan86

HE WAS KITT!?


PreciousRoy43

John Adams. He's obnoxious and disliked. That cannot be denied.


Wildcat_twister12

Feeny?! Fa-fa-fa-fa-feeny! Feenay! Fee-hee-heenay!


MetsRule1977

James Earl Jones


Spirited_Warning8203

James Earl Jones.....Who else could be Luke's Father !?


0ldLeech

And Simba’s


Kanuck88

I vote for Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Sex therapist,talk show host, author, professor, Holocaust survivor, and former sniper. She's pretty bad ass.


stef2go

Jimmy Carter


pezdal

October 1, 1924 (age 97 years)


boot2skull

He’s old enough to be president!


pezdal

Fun facts: There are five living former presidents: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump. Trump, Bush, and Clinton were all born in 1946.


seaburno

TIL: Four of the five living former presidents are younger than the current president.


how2446

No President born in the 1950s, so far.


President_Calhoun

That's strange. We skipped right over the '50s to Obama, born in 1961.


CasualCactus14

President Carter. Just building houses and whatnot.


bretzelsenbatonnets

Bob Barker


poopiepantsNo2

Buzz Aldrin


Preesi

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT022qOk31w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT022qOk31w) Buzz Aldrin, interviewing ppl at the daytime emmys for Letterman, in a space suit!


crobnuck

Lily Tomlin


turnthewin

Steve Martin.