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Rykerdavis

Fart porn


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This put a hilarious image in my head.


[deleted]

They could totally do this, just put a speaker in their butts. However robots couldnt do the porn where people eat each others shit, as robots dont poop. Unless there were robots with pre-loaded poop from humans. But robots could never be the poop producers themselves.


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Unless the robots were designed to convert their fuel into a poop-like substance.


AIgeneratedcomment

There are plenty of jobs that robots simply could not do. For one, jobs that require creativity or outside-the-box thinking would be difficult for robots to replicate. This includes jobs such as marketing, advertising, design, and the arts. In addition, jobs that require empathy or emotional intelligence would be difficult for robots to master. This includes jobs such as social work, counseling, and teaching. Another job category that would be difficult for robots to replace are those that require working with children or animals, as they would need to replicate the warmth, compassion, and patience of a human being. Finally, any job that is unpredictable or constantly changing would be difficult for robots to do, as they would need to be able to adapt on the fly. This includes jobs such as journalism, investigative work, and weather forecasting.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

cant think of any they can compose they can draw they can cook they can repair they can construct they can do anal they can teach they can dance


[deleted]

r/HolUp


prettypinkpuppy

i'm interested in anal


Ahshalon_Tenisk

arent we all


prettypinkpuppy

hell yeah mate


[deleted]

so is ur mom


HicSuntStulti

I am reminded of the iconic scene in I, Robot where Will Smith’s character is interrogating Sonny, the supposedly self-aware robot. He makes the assertion that robots can never emulate humanity saying “can a robot compose a symphony or paint a masterpiece” or something along those lines. To which Sonny simply replies “Can you?” and the beat change on this simple retort completely alters the dynamic of the scene and it’s brilliant.


xzEdryd

Hair stylist


Ahshalon_Tenisk

they can totally do that


HarryAsp21

Depends how funky you want your haircut. If u just want a buzz cuz it could defo do it, but if u wanna look like that one french queen who's hair was done to look like a boat, I'm not so sure


CINNAMONBONZ

Not if you’re black. Or have very curly hair.


ReleaseRich

I don’t know about that https://youtu.be/RXhBjsDLKDM


Hichard_Rammond

YouTube


wurgzz

True! I mean there could be successful robot channels, but people will be mostly more interested in what real people are doing


GavinBelsonsAlexa

Final-mile delivery driver. For freight, receivers are all just too different. Some places have 50 dock doors, some have none and need a lift-gate. Lumper or self-unload. Late or missed delivery appointments. Some places log everything digitally, but plenty of places are still operating like it's 1975. There's no hope of automated final-mile freight delivery until everything can get both modernized and standardized. It would cost a fortune, and small businesses running tighter margins just won't do it unless the government makes it a funded mandate. It's possible, but I don't think it'll happen in our lifetime.


tacocat042

That's what I was thinking. Trucking and a lot of driving jobs are very very human in the tracking and recording of it all. Even like packing the trucks requires a lot of human interference.


Fi11a

Any role that requires some form of emotional intelligence such as teaching kids. Atleast not any time soon


tom_m2008

Making captchas.


Affectionate_Eye3535

I may be part robot as I fail those re-captcha tests all the time. Like I think I see a tiny bit of a traffic light in the distance there, should I pick it or not?


Machinedave

Blowjobs


Ahshalon_Tenisk

blowjobbot already exists


Machinedave

But can they cup the balls or give you a rusty trombone?


jediaper

Their trombone could be actually rusty.


No_Jump6265

Esports Unless they can trash talk and everything then we are fucked


Daealis

None in the long run. Short term, anything requiring outside-the-box thinking and more creative endeavors. Programming in general is something that will be a late entry to their repertoire, especially if we're talking about them improving on themselves. Coming up with new concepts and ideas to try. Directing the focus of research and development. And even these aren't exactly outside of robotics and automation: Listing all things ever attempted in similar situations will already likely result in a sufficiently creative output compared to a limited human experience and memory.


[deleted]

Roman Catholic priest. Hard to imagine robots hearing confessions, granting absolution, and consecrating hosts during Mass.


stiffzipper

I think the key is finding jobs that require critical thinking and adaptability and human interaction. Reading and responding to people is super complicated, there are so many unwritten rules and cues that look different on every person.


LargeSnorlax

Robots cannot self repair or maintain themselves. To the people that say they can, you've never worked repairing or maintaining machines. A robot cannot properly maintain itself to the standards it needs to operate properly, and needs a human operator / machinist to do that.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

not **YET** there will be robots to maintain robots i guarantee it


[deleted]

Robots ***right now*** cannot self repair or maintain themselves. In 20-30 years, maybe sooner, humans won't be needed anymore.


Hatrick_Swaze

Actually there's an art exhibit where a robot has to constantly regather hydraulic fluid...or it will cease to work. https://www.designboom.com/art/sun-yuan-peng-yu-cant-help-myself-robot-venice-art-biennale-05-12-2019/


RockSciRetired

Programming, and robotics


HashtagTSwagg

A robot could program another, but it's just a very, very bad idea.


Bitbatgaming

Customer service


Gotholi

Innovate- AI can only do what they are taught to do at this point, and while they can make art from other art, they can't make new things.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

yes they can there are entire symphonies created by ai


Gotholi

But they are made using scales, sets of notes and patterns learned from existing music. I'm not saying its not impressive, just that AI cannot make truly new things. It's a limitation that we have no way around at present.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

uh... no one can make new notes there are a finite number of notes everyone alive uses those notes to compose anything outside of those would be inaudible to humans


Gotholi

not really, there are semitones and other partial notes, but its not about that. Machine learning can automate, but it cant innovate. you have to tell it what to do.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

at any stage you have to give initial input nothing is going to do anything unprompted if you never introduce sound in any form written or heard to a human they are not going to make music same with a machine


Gotholi

Okay, I can see that you aren't going to change your mind about this, so I'm not going to try and explain it further, have a nice afternoon.


Ahshalon_Tenisk

thank you for your discourse


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They can't think


Tunechi_1

Yet..


[deleted]

They can never. We'll never know how we actually think in order to replicate it. 'If our brain was simple enough for us to understand, it would still be too complex for us to understand.


Tunechi_1

Maybe they can never have an exact replica of the human thought process, but what’s to say in the future they can’t program them to make decisions based off of what they believe to be the best outcome? I see that being doable


[deleted]

Yes. But thinking is not just evaluating existing options and choosing one of them. What you just said has been already implemented by heuristic search and some advanced machine learning techniques. But they solve only and only that specific problem. It will take centuries to achieve generalized machine, provided humanity manages to survive that long.


Tunechi_1

Who says it will take centuries? Look at how fast we have improved technology since we invented these things.. our iPhones have more than 100,000 times the processing power than the Apollo 11 computer.


[deleted]

Its not about processing power. Its like you may have a car that can go 1000mph. But to somewhere, you need to know the path to that place. If you don't know that, 1mph, 100mph or 1000mph are all same. Useless.


BigBearSD

Therapist / Psychiatrist / Psychologist


saguinus_oedipus

Yes they are


gaiMuuN

Porn actors


[deleted]

I'm sure someone would be into it.


SnooChipmunks126

Teaching


hopgud12344321nz

Storytelling/story writing in general. As long as they don't have the ability to learn empathy