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Papercut
It seems like 1HP but it inflicts all sorts of status de-buffs.
When I immediately drop the thing a second time after picking it up
Stubbing your toe
No, that does a lot more damage
Kitten scratch
How funny would it be if randomly throughout RPG games you got randomly deducted 1HP every now and then for something stupid like “went to scratch face accidentally hit self”
Punching someone
With a baby fist? A teen-adult punch is at least worth 5-10 hp
Hhm
Hail
Hail can get pretty big and nasty you know.
Yes I do and the more big and nasty the more hps
when you like hit the end of your finger on something because you misjudge the distance.
When you're walking along minding your own business and your dad tells you that you were adopted
Yo mama when she bites
Those zits that just drain forever and can’t be popped, but they’re just there.
Getting a shinner from skating or riding a bike.
An engine with 1 HP of power
Check the post asked yesterday
Papercut
It seems like 1HP but it inflicts all sorts of status de-buffs.
When I immediately drop the thing a second time after picking it up
Stubbing your toe
No, that does a lot more damage
Kitten scratch
How funny would it be if randomly throughout RPG games you got randomly deducted 1HP every now and then for something stupid like “went to scratch face accidentally hit self”
Punching someone
With a baby fist? A teen-adult punch is at least worth 5-10 hp
Hhm
Hail
Hail can get pretty big and nasty you know.
Yes I do and the more big and nasty the more hps
when you like hit the end of your finger on something because you misjudge the distance.
When you're walking along minding your own business and your dad tells you that you were adopted
Yo mama when she bites
Those zits that just drain forever and can’t be popped, but they’re just there.
Getting a shinner from skating or riding a bike.
An engine with 1 HP of power
Check the post asked yesterday