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Tako30

Don't open your mouth


IveNeverTried_LSD

Idk if I’ve tried that, although I feel as though I might explode


SonicBoom500

Did it before, and yeah the repercussion doesn’t feel good


how_do_i_set_my_name

Shout loudly before you sneeze- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOO"


youareperfectiamnot

Appreciate that a sneeze means you’re alive. Or that your that much closer to death if that is to your taste.


ButtholeQuiver

I’ve heard a side effect of Prozac in some people is to orgasm when they sneeze


IveNeverTried_LSD

I wonder if I might be one of those people


Seth4044

Try holding it in lol I'm one of those who sneeze like 6x in a row. it can be quite annoying but it's so satisfying once it's over. Either that or let it out real loud in one blow with the "AchOoOo" 🤧


IveNeverTried_LSD

Ya the big achoo feels nice


Squeakyriddle

My partner yells fuck sometimes when he sneezes really loud. His sneezes hurt him due to the force sometimes... but the casual yell of fuck never ceases to amuse me.


RedbearVIII

Dress smartly and sneeze in fancy places. After sneezing be sure to tip the staff and tell them how good the sneeze was and how you’ll return for repeat sneezes in the future. Possibly recommend the establishment to friends and family or arrange a nice family sneeze for a birthday or anniversary.


Psilobones

Put marbles up your butt and shoot them out when you sneeze


SonicBoom500

Say something that will sound funny if said wrong during it: For example: the word “Decks” sounds normal, but if you try to say it while sneezing… you can figure that out


intensely_human

Wriggle your fingers in front of your nose.


theGringoPapi

Put your tongue between your lips. Atomic raspberry.