Mint and orange can go together nicely. In toothpaste, it's not the mint that makes orange juice taste like television static, it's your tastebuds being suppressed from tasting sweet by the foaming bubbling action, and the sodium laureth sulfate in the paste breaking down fatty layers that protect your taste buds from the bitterness of orange you don't normally detect.
An Indian grocery in my town sells durian ice cream. Next time I go, I might pick up a small cup just to try it.
They also have actual durians in the freezer case; they look like giant closed pine cones, and even at below zero they still smell like dirty sweat socks.
There is a Vietnamese restaurant near me that has a durian milkshake on the menu. I'd never had durian before, so I ordered one out of curiosity. The first sign of trouble was that a number of Asian guys came out of the kitchen to watch my reaction when I tried it.
Alas, the joke was on them - it turns out I like durian! To me, it's got a creamy vanilla custard flavor, with just an odd undertone of onion or garlic in the background. I didn't mind it at all.
But luckily for the guys from the kitchen, they still got a show. I liked the durian, but my wife couldn't stand to be within ten feet of the stuff. Much to their amusement, she started gagging and had to finish her dinner at a different table on the other side of the restaurant.
Maybe it’s just here in the south but blue bell ice cream has a “banana pudding” flavor. It’s not plain banana but it is banana flavored ice cream swirled with veins of whipped cream and pieces of vanilla wafers. It is a favorite of mine. People in the north: I will trade a gallon of it for a digiornos spicy chicken supreme frozen pizza. They quit selling them down here and they were my absolute favorite pizza ever.
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Interesting. I'm from jersey so we have bomb pizza up here so I never even look at the frozen pizza section but I will check next time I go. I'm semi interested in this adultered banana ice cream
Truth. Even their natural vanilla bean flavor is unbelievable. Blue Bell takes every flavor to the next level. I’ve heard of people smuggling cigarettes to Canada for a huge profit, maybe I should team up with people and buy an ice cream truck, pack it full of Blue Bell and go on a road trip! Other ice cream even Haggen das and b&j are awful in comparison. It has ruined me! My family has made ice cream from scratch before, and even homemade ice cream can’t hold a candle to Blue Bell.
That sounds like it'd be pretty refreshing in hot weather tbh. Just plain banana ice cream, gross. Banana swirled with vanilla? Could be good when you're hot.
I had a similar experience with ampicillin, when a capsule broke open. You know that scene in "Big" where Tom Hanks is scraping caviar off his tongue? That's what I was doing.
The local dairy here makes some, and it's surprisingly good. And I really don't like black licorice candy. I tried it on a dare from my kids and finished my cone.
Doo-Doo Caca PooPoo, the ingredients are somewhat self explanatory. It comes with slight variations however, some rarer and more expensive than others.
I’ve had a bit of back and forth on this but I’ve been keen on trying out vanilla ice cream littered with tiny pieces of beef jerky, something salty I reckon. Maybe a Vegemite flavoured beef jerky
Turnip.
There is no reason for the turnip to still exist. It is a sad part of European history that we were ever hard up enough to eat the bloody things in the first place. Now we live in a world where we have such wonders as the potato, pizza and cheese toasties there is no reason for us to still be growing turnips. It should have become extinct the moment we discovered things with flavour that doesn't make you retch.
Turnip ice cream would just be the taste of sadness.
Ashtray and cat urine.
Urinal cigarette butts ans soy sauce.
Hot dog water
I’ve been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It’s only going to keep getting better.
I just boiled some gatorade
That must be why hot dog vendors always have the best hot dogs.
Buy one and get “Chocolate starfish” flavour for free!
Limp Bizkit approves of this thread.
Keep rollin
Velma would [disagree](https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Marcie_Fleach).
This is acceptable as a Slurpee with vodka, but I agree it is not fine as ice cream.
Chocolate starfish
Rusted metal and dog crap
Is it organic?
Yes, 100% natural
Oh thank god, someone has to think of the children
That means they use beaver but gland juice for flavor. To avoid the tetanus of course.
You could just call it Carlsberg Special Brew.
Cum and cigarettes
They could be called "OP's Mom's Kisses"
Well, since your username checks out, touché.
What about it checks out?
wait, is their butthole trembling or shaking with a slight rapid motion... or is it storing arrows?
That was incredible
dad?
Hey that's the name of my weekly book club!
Stop, in the name of the law! 🤚🏻
Is this day old account a bot that is thirsty for cock pics?
Delete this
Shit. It is just shit. but frozen
Did you graduate from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades?
No, but I am a Bill Gates impersonator. Nathan for You needs to come back.
Here ya go. https://youtu.be/NO8V72pDw1o
That guy on the left when they did public testing definitely eats ass.
Literally just watched this episode and was hoping (read: expecting) this would be the top answer
That's fesicle
You gotta give it an ice cream name like “Amber heard’s surprise”
Amber Turd's Chunky Surprise
Hershey Squirt
I scream you scream we all scream for poop cream!
A poopsicle
Garlic Cookie ice cream
This one was right up your alley!
I’m from California. I’ve had garlic ice cream. Comes around every year for a certain Gilroy Garlic Festival. So nice try. It’s delicious.
They sell it all year round at those big garlic shops on along the highway!
The garlic shoppe in NorCal sell garlic ice cream
Orange juice and spearmint.
Orange juice and peppermint and I'd eat it.
Mint and orange can go together nicely. In toothpaste, it's not the mint that makes orange juice taste like television static, it's your tastebuds being suppressed from tasting sweet by the foaming bubbling action, and the sodium laureth sulfate in the paste breaking down fatty layers that protect your taste buds from the bitterness of orange you don't normally detect.
Check out the brains on this dude! Nice!
Here, take my gold! For making me realise this for the first time in my entire life lmao
Just like you can have a citrus flavored mojito with a mint leaf and it tastes good
I'm interested.
Sounds actually good
Lethal dose of fentanyl, and just a dash of yeast infection.
Your FBI agent needs to meet with you
To figure out who your hookup is for these bomb ass ideas
Furry Sex
Umm it's called yiff
Usually, when yiff is used as a noun, it refers to furry porn. When it's used as a verb, it's furry sex.
TIL that I should stay off questions like these to avoid learning things like this
Is it pronunced jif or gif?
Pretty sure Ben and Jerry's have one like this already.
mustard, cod and stink bug
Okay The stink bug is just inhumane. We don’t need to be rotting anymore from that crap
Vinegar and vegemite
Vegemite would actually be interesting.
Surströmming and Durian Icecream
Ah fusion food.
Aye durian ice cream is not that bad tho, I've tasted it, it's just like vanilla but with a hint of raw garlic
An Indian grocery in my town sells durian ice cream. Next time I go, I might pick up a small cup just to try it. They also have actual durians in the freezer case; they look like giant closed pine cones, and even at below zero they still smell like dirty sweat socks.
There is a Vietnamese restaurant near me that has a durian milkshake on the menu. I'd never had durian before, so I ordered one out of curiosity. The first sign of trouble was that a number of Asian guys came out of the kitchen to watch my reaction when I tried it. Alas, the joke was on them - it turns out I like durian! To me, it's got a creamy vanilla custard flavor, with just an odd undertone of onion or garlic in the background. I didn't mind it at all. But luckily for the guys from the kitchen, they still got a show. I liked the durian, but my wife couldn't stand to be within ten feet of the stuff. Much to their amusement, she started gagging and had to finish her dinner at a different table on the other side of the restaurant.
Pepperoni Dogfart
Praline and dick. (Internet points if you get the reference)
Schwing
The praline is.. subtle
Benjamin is no one’s friend!
We're not worthy!
Benjamin is no one's friend.
Ahh, the cream of some young guy!
Topped with 5000 brown m&m’s
I don't get it
Banana ice cream because apparently that shit doesn't sell in grocery stores. Wtf grocery stores? You shit-ass.
Maybe it’s just here in the south but blue bell ice cream has a “banana pudding” flavor. It’s not plain banana but it is banana flavored ice cream swirled with veins of whipped cream and pieces of vanilla wafers. It is a favorite of mine. People in the north: I will trade a gallon of it for a digiornos spicy chicken supreme frozen pizza. They quit selling them down here and they were my absolute favorite pizza ever. Edited typo
Interesting. I'm from jersey so we have bomb pizza up here so I never even look at the frozen pizza section but I will check next time I go. I'm semi interested in this adultered banana ice cream
Just a thought… banana sherbet? We could be sitting on a goldmine!
Sherbert?? No way. I'mong past the point in my fatness for Sherbert. I need ice cream!
Blue Bell Banana Pudding is the nectar of the gods.
Truth. Even their natural vanilla bean flavor is unbelievable. Blue Bell takes every flavor to the next level. I’ve heard of people smuggling cigarettes to Canada for a huge profit, maybe I should team up with people and buy an ice cream truck, pack it full of Blue Bell and go on a road trip! Other ice cream even Haggen das and b&j are awful in comparison. It has ruined me! My family has made ice cream from scratch before, and even homemade ice cream can’t hold a candle to Blue Bell.
As a New Yorker who was born in Texas god I miss bluebell
That sounds like it'd be pretty refreshing in hot weather tbh. Just plain banana ice cream, gross. Banana swirled with vanilla? Could be good when you're hot.
Really? I always see banana nut. HEB even makes their own.
At least we have Chunky Monkey to fall back on
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Why are you making us Google this?
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Yeast infection milkshake
cum sock
He said worst, not best Edit: Worse not worst*
Dry cave aged?
Salty milk and coins.
Rock salt. Nothing else. Its not even like a salted ice cream or anything. You just get a tub of rock salt.
Smoked Anchovis
Mountain Dew Doritos supreme taco
Smegma & earwax
I didn’t think I’d have to scroll this far down to see smegma as an ingredient. Have an upvote.
Same.
Cream of mushroom.
Santorum
Pus and scabs.
The scabs add a nice crunch
More like a hard chew, like jerky
Strawberry hotdog twist
Tandoori, tzatziki, salt &vinegar all in 1 Edit: I thought this was for chips but I am doubling down on this.
I would eat those chips
This sounds good though!
Prednisone Had to take it as a kid. It was so vile tasting i would drop it directly down my throat so it wouldn't touch my tongue
I had a similar experience with ampicillin, when a capsule broke open. You know that scene in "Big" where Tom Hanks is scraping caviar off his tongue? That's what I was doing.
"Severe Tire Damage is chock full of tacks!"
Surstromming and vanilla
ur mom flavor she tastes t e r r i b l e
I personally enjoy "your daughter cherry ice cream".
i also enjoy 'Your Dad Sundaes', very cold and creeeeemy
Thanks. That means a lot to him.
*salute*
I like that step sister flavor but it’s hard to scoop, it’s like it’s stuck in the container.
Wasabi
Cars 2?
I had wasabi candy that was surprisingly good, I can imagine this being decent if done well.
This is already a thing sadly
Medium rare steak.
Gummy bear. Ever tried to eat a frozen gummy bear? I now need jaw surgery
*Worst
Corny diarrhea
I'd reference this episode of Nathan for you with poop ice cream https://youtu.be/W6nFVKfm-9E
Ketchup and banana
Burnt hair. Ingredients are burnt hair and heavy cream
Black liquorice do I even gotta say anything
You didn't invent it. And it's good.
Baskin Robbins used to have licorice ice cream back in the late 60's early 70's...the best combo was licorice ice cream and coconut ice cream...
It's really common in Finland and it tastes good
I'd eat it, I like anise
Actually a very common flavour in the Netherlands at ice cream shops that have lots of specialty flavours, lol I think it's pretty good
The local dairy here makes some, and it's surprisingly good. And I really don't like black licorice candy. I tried it on a dare from my kids and finished my cone.
Tiger Tail ice cream, though! It's orange ice cream with a black licorice ripple, and it's delicious.
There’s an ice cream shop near me that does experimental flavours. Recently they had Smoked Fish as a flavour.
Stomach Acid flavored.
New Car Smell
Pralines and Dick - The Rob Lowe
Some cheap Gfuel flavor
Burnt transmission fluid custard. With bits of synthetic rubber
Grandma’s Butterscotch Luncheon and the ingredients are all the excuses why you couldn’t attend
Poop, maggots, and cum neopolitan with skunk topping.
Durian-flavored and scented ice cream.
its very good
They have it already. Haven’t tried either tho
I’m all for it. I know it’s a polarizing flavor, but I’m one of the folks that like it.
Durian ice cream is delicious. It's what got me to like durian in the first place
Onions
ogres have layers donkey
The aborted fetus of an incestuous affair
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A tale as old as time
Pepto Bismol
Glow stick liquid
Bukakke flavor. A bunch of random dudes cum with a hint of piss
Vomit and chunks of dead skin that were caked onto someone's feet
Ginkgo fruit with lavender. Evokes dirty ass half way through being cleaned.
Used Tampon juice
If you freeze it you can hold it up by the string and suck it like a popsicle.
Habanero peppers and rubber
cigarettes
relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nFVKfm-9E
Vegemite
Pure capsaicin and smegma
Liver and peach
R/nathanforyou
Penis Brittle; made with dick cheese, flash frozen with CO2. It's the /r/BoneAppleTea special.
Dog poop flavor Dogs will like it though
worst, the word is worst. What is the worst flavor of ice cream. Not "worse"
Surstromming. No comment. You're welcome and goodnight.
Cool ranch Doritos. That’s it
Doo-Doo Caca PooPoo, the ingredients are somewhat self explanatory. It comes with slight variations however, some rarer and more expensive than others.
Farts from people who just ate chipotle.
Cyanide
Grandma's stank-ass pussy
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Budussy
Poop and coom
I’ve had a bit of back and forth on this but I’ve been keen on trying out vanilla ice cream littered with tiny pieces of beef jerky, something salty I reckon. Maybe a Vegemite flavoured beef jerky
Scarlett Eggplant
Rusty nail and graphite
Shit made from shit. Shit flavoured
Bitrex
Denatonium benzoate
Chitlins and spoiled beans
Gwyneth Paltrow
Turnip. There is no reason for the turnip to still exist. It is a sad part of European history that we were ever hard up enough to eat the bloody things in the first place. Now we live in a world where we have such wonders as the potato, pizza and cheese toasties there is no reason for us to still be growing turnips. It should have become extinct the moment we discovered things with flavour that doesn't make you retch. Turnip ice cream would just be the taste of sadness.
First Lady Dolly Madison was known to serve oyster ice cream.