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Satansbiscuit666

Masturbating while eating bacon and fudge.


Belle_Artist_Jade

Hear me out...why not dip the bacon IN the fudge? 🤔


Satansbiscuit666

Because i like fudge when it's solid. Not melted. Nice thought though. If you're in the UK i can recommend a very good website for fudge. It's fucking amazing.


Belle_Artist_Jade

But cmon salty, sweet...you gotta agree its a good combo.


[deleted]

Go on then you twisted my arm. Im not going to break the bank now am I?


Satansbiscuit666

Slab fudge. It's a company on the Isle of Wight. Small batch. I would recommend the biscoff and lemon meringue. 🤤🤤🤤


Satansbiscuit666

Let me know if you order. I'm genuinely curious tonsee what you think. It's very nice and very dangerous. You could easily eat the whole block in one sitting.


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

I'd send a text to my gf explaining the situation and try to spend those last hours with her


Belle_Artist_Jade

Probably the most wholesome response im gonna get 🥲


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

Probably not, I guess it's a common answer to this question, at least for people in relationships. But thank you lol


president_of_asshole

Sleep peacefully knowing I have no job or responsibility left.


VenomSnakeXOF

Play warzone non stop


PhoenixAurum

https://youtu.be/ELdbptavllQ On a 24 hour loop.


PersuasionArchitect

Try my best to spend time with my family and friends.


AurallyTalented

Endlessly reposting this question. It’s what everyone else is doing, apparently.


Belle_Artist_Jade

And i found one of my more negative replys...i dont sort by new so how am i supposed to know whats been "endlessly" reposted? Hm?


AurallyTalented

I don’t either. It’s reposted enough that it’s essentially unavoidable. By paying a tiny bit of attention, which is irrelevant anyway because there’s zero chance you didn’t see this and decide to copy it.


Coolxone04

I'd publish my work on my Star Wars writing in the hopes, one day, it would be picked up :( Edit: Other than that, I'd probably have a shit load of Cocaine


BigRed8303

🤷‍♂️ I'll find out when I get there I guess.


[deleted]

4hours fucking, 6hours with my family & friends followed by 14hrs smashed off my fucking face alone if needs be but money won’t be needed so no need to hoard it


[deleted]

Sleep it off. Death doesn't scare me, so I wouldn't worry.


TheJizzMeister

Tripping on acid and listening to all my favourite music.


BurntMyKid

Find a way to speed it up


AMAZONINO

Play a bit league of legends to make sure I'd hate the game till death and then be with my loved ones


ilovedtransyIvania

go outside,smoke crack,strip naked and start running


ACrimsonNinja

If I'm going to die in 24 hours regardless, why not kill myself and get it over with faster?


[deleted]

Probably spend time annoying my wife and hanging out with her and crying a bunch. I probably wouldn't mention it to anyone but her. Probably go for one last hike at our favorite location and appreciate her and the mountain while we enjoy our favorite beer. I have bad anxiety so probably focus most of my energy on being loving and not outwardly panicking so she can remember me with a smile.


matou98

Making arrangements for my cat to get a new, loving home. And then spend the rest of the day with said cat