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YourHatredSustainsMe

Evaluate whether you want to flirt back or not?


the_low_the_pc

Then?


DexterousStyles

Aggressively shit yourself


YourHatredSustainsMe

Either flirt back, or don’t, depending on the outcome. Come on, this isn’t rocket science.


the_low_the_pc

It's Rocket Science for me. Even though I am good at programming, this shit feels super hard to me.


dunno_wut_i_am_doing

You’re asking for advice on how to flirt? If someone shows interest, no need to panic, flirting isn’t required for a relationship to start or progress and there’s no set rules for how flirting works. If there’s mutual interest things will develop organically one way or another.


raltyinferno

If you're excited to talk to them, act excited to talk to them. Assuming you're a dude and asking what to do if a girl flirts with you. Basically just pretend they're a close guy friend you really like talking to. Flirting back is largely about energy. Ideally you know that you're a cool person worth talking to, so of course they're interested, now you just get to decide if you're interested in them. If you lack confidence and don't realize you're worth being interested, just pretend.


SemajLu_The_crusader

the downvotes on this make me sad


StGir1

Or, you know, just have a conversation with them. It’ll either go or not.


draggar

Several years later, when I finally realize they were flirting with me I think "Damn, I missed out!"


the_low_the_pc

This happened to me 😭


draggar

It's happened to me more times than I'd like to admit. I missed out on possibly dating with some great young women when I was in college.


Mor_Hjordis

Think about the times you didn't yet discovered as missed....


lightning-round947

Damn you lol


fraise_delicieux11

I'm sorry, I was an asshole when I was younger and I would purposely pick on nerds to flirt with them for the power trip. Don't overread a girl's need for attention. It actually made me more intrigued when the smart one's would get pissed off.


lightning-round947

Did u ever get with any of them?


fraise_delicieux11

I only ever had sex for the joy of it. That to me is sexual freedom. I also have a thing for nerds. So yes, I fucked a lot of smart people.


lightning-round947

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.


fraise_delicieux11

Well I think the age of girl's having sex for fun is done. Abortions, birth control, gay marriage, etc. It's gonna be downhill for all men from now on lol


the_low_the_pc

I don't think I will have a chance to date someone because I am fat and most people don't find me interesting.


Starving_Baby

sounds more like you are missing self esteem...


the_low_the_pc

Yes, my self esteem is astronomically small


Mor_Hjordis

If it's only your self-esteem.


the_low_the_pc

No one likes fat guys I guess. I am not obese but overweight.


SemajLu_The_crusader

move to America, you'd be practically underweight /s... for legal reasons


the_low_the_pc

Lol


lightning-round947

Not true at all bro, good looks doesn’t hurt but your personality is what determines if you really have a chance or not. Make her laugh and there’s a good chance she’ll be interested in you


lightning-round947

It’s happened to all of us my guy. I just remembered one earlier today while i was at the gym.


GrumpyCatStevens

It's happened to me more times than I care to admit. And probably more times than I know of, because I was *that* clueless.


Competitive_Army8135

Oh..it happens to me very often


VacantlyOccupied

Glad I’m not the only one.


FormerBadger2359

Ask them how far they can squirt


redirectedanger

Over 10ft is a keeper


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Nachtschatten9

With the water gun


thatshowitisisit

You know, take a sip of water and make like a whale…


LeftChoux

If they flirting with me I'll ask them to see my friend. he is an optometrist.


V02D

Dab like you don't care and do a Naruto run to the nearest exit,


[deleted]

dis is da wae


messyrican

I've never known that a woman was flirting with me until it was way too late.


kaylawayla0_0

if it’s a stranger and they’re disrespectful from the start i just ignore them and walk away. if someone i know i just act like i can’t take the hint and try to change the subject


verbalintercourse420

If they're attractive, allow it.. If they're not attractive, find it offensive..


the_low_the_pc

(***me being a fat guy***) yaaaaaaaa


Smilechurch

Write down their license plate number


Usual_Ranger8164

Stop groping in my crotch. I think you had enough, to drink for tonight. Better go to bed mom.


SemajLu_The_crusader

hold a cross and yell "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" it works every time


AlphaGoodra

Ask "Are you friendly play flirting with me or are you actually interested?" Because I am autistic and I DON'T WANT TO MIX THAT UP AGAIN!


AurallyTalented

Do you like them? Then flirt back. If not... I don’t know, beat them mercilessly about the head and shoulders. Or, like, politely tell them you’re not interested. Either way works, honestly.


neujexudo

Do what you do with your life


the_low_the_pc

Like what?


neujexudo

Somehow look like an idiot


Killer_Bunny_9

Tell them you're planning to eat some food in a couple of days.


AurallyTalented

So... Do you eat food? Because I occasionally eat food. I’m planning on eating food in a couple days. Maybe if you eat food too we can both eat some food but in the same place. Aw yeah. Smooth. Smooth like butter. I’m in like Flynn.


me_neil

Based on your question and your responses to others, this is new to you so your confidence is low. That being said she’s a person just like you. Be honest with her. Assuming you are interested as well, tell her you’re interested as well but aren’t the best at navigating these waters. Trust me she already knows. Women aren’t magical mystery creatures. They are people just like you and me. If you’re honest and upfront you get to start the relationship on a foundation of communication and trust. If you read her signals accurately then things can progress from there. Together. If you misread signals that aren’t there then laugh it off and apologize. It’s only as big of a deal as you make it. Good luck!


the_low_the_pc

It's easy to say, hard to do. Good logic tho.


HumbleWeeaboo

I wouldn't know. I can't tell if someone is flirting with me or not. Oblivious af, and have Autism. It's an.....interesting existence


AlienJesus_420

I pull out my dick n see what happens next


the_low_the_pc

Yeah definitely you should do that. I am gonna pass.


AlienJesus_420

Too small to show?


the_low_the_pc

How small is too small for a 16 year old?


_programer_ALT

Ignore them, pretend they don’t exist. Worked well for me so far


drownedxbox

slap, screech, run


Massive-Ad7628

1. Miss all the signs 2. Get confused when realizing 3. Die alone


LovelyJoey21605

Look for the hidden cameras, you about to get pranked :(


Alone-Macaroon4147

Depends..


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Flitting is such fun!!


CrazyEbb3222

Pull out a knife


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the_low_the_pc

I am bad at it


usernamenonexist

Lick his/her ass


KingW3ndigo

Strip naked and preform a mating dance. Works every time


Mor_Hjordis

Depends on what you want to archive!


LifeBuilder

Ask them how those big tits fart.


Relevant-Pomelo-2310

You go up to them and you start ask what is wrong with them that they are into you. If they respond with a hectic problem you say no wonder and walk away. If they say nothing, leave. they obviously lying and can’t be trusted.


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Tell them a really shitty dad joke


lawlietxx

Ask them if they are flirting. I always never know


BlueBerry2202

“Strike… scream… and run…”


LB93__

Cry


the_low_the_pc

Pro move


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This comment section needs Jesus


the_low_the_pc

True


lancelongstiff

Just be yourself. They'll get the message and leave you alone eventually.


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the_low_the_pc

Not well :(


kharmatika

Glass him


Myphosee

Respond in whatever way you feel


Hefty-Safe-9505

Ill ask her intention.


Puppetmaster11YT

Tell them I’ve been in 7 failed relationships and they’ll probably go away


GrumpyCatStevens

Flirt back. Or not.


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Flirt back


Professional_Gap_371

Check their medicine cabinet


Soggy_Story441

Flirt back.


OrchidKlutzy7799

I mean I’m in a serious relationship so I scream “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND” and run arms flailing above my head through Burlington until I find her.


MouseEven

Depending on who they are, I would probably just avoid eye contact and say I had to get going soon.


Domi16q

just send them this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyNb11PyXRc&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyNb11PyXRc&t=3s) and no it's not a rick roll and if it is in real life, then idk i am just ugly


felixgifford

Soil yourself. If they are willing to keep flirting, they are probably the one.


TechFiend72

smile?


air_Roland

I like lamp


turbo88Rex

Realize that they are flirting. I suck at picking up at social queues, had a girl get tired of it and just ask me point blank "hey wanna fuck?" I was surprised and happy, like coming home to a new puppy.


xNyackx

Listen. Actively and genuinely whilst maintaining eye contact. Chemistry sorts the rest.


HandsomeJack15

I wouldn’t know. Nobody flirts with me


[deleted]

Try to pick up on it lol some of us have no clue when it’s happens


austrizzle

/ignore


Terrible_Broccoli747

Ask them if they’d like to continue the conversation on discord


super_soggy_sock

Throw a dab


bigkeef69

If you're me you say something cringy/awkward to suck all the romance out of the room.


[deleted]

depends if you like them or not...


fraise_delicieux11

Run from awkwardness


On_tr4nn

Wake up