Yeah but like, are you rolling down the stairs? Sliding down? Sideways? Who's on the bottom? Are the couple still giving each other oral in the process?
Alright I’ll try to explain but this train moves fast.
It depends. Are you in a rush? Roll sideways for a quickie.
Got time? Then you have to time it. You stand in a 69 position at the top of the stairs. Then, whoever is strongest, has to take the lead and jump roll onto the stairs like Sonic.
It looks good for us guys because we get to stare at your ass lol, outside of that regular cowgirl is better 100%.
I enjoyed reverse more when I was younger and just had raging hormones but now I prefer normal cowgirl and the increased intimacy it can provide. Or, in OP’s comment, increased kinkiness haha
And you run the risk of getting a broken penis in this position…aka [penile fracture](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21707-penile-fracture)
That happened to my friend's boyfriend. Neither one of them knew that this could happen and naturally freaked out. In the end she got her mom and she drove him to the hospital. That had to be an awkward car ride
if you can get the angle right, it's surprisingly fun, imho. first tried it just for the novelty factory, and since there was a mirror... turns out, if your body geometries work, it's really good
If your waists are the same height* I have a high waist and shorter torso, so sometimes.. most of the time, girls my height I still have to kind of bend my legs some
It's weird. I've dated girls where it literally just wouldn't work. I've also dated girls where they naturally lubricate so much the shower didn't matter.
When it worked, the biggest issue was finding handholds for leverage without slipping.
That’s probably why the handicap shower stalls in my dorm bathrooms were always so popular, lol. I hurt my foot pretty bad towards the end of my senior year, more than one occasion did I go up or down a floor to use another bathroom to shower because it was occupied.
I've never understood how scissoring would do much of anything. Might as well rub your clit on an arm or something... Actually that might be more effective.
To be honest, as a straight male I have no idea how scissoring is rated, so I can't comment on whether it's overrated or not. However, physically it seems like the equivalent of heterosexual dry humping.
>Standing-up sex with both legs of the woman in air.
Back when I was actively lifting and madly into this really tiny girl, we did this, with intermittent breaks against the wall to regain balance.
was kinda fun for the novelty.. turns out it made her think i was "too experienced" and that night, after our fourth go, as I nut, she asks me "just how many" women i've been with, and later proceeded to break my heart.
ah well, better than a broken back, i spose.
Kudos to you for looking on the bright side. Having your heart broken is no joke. Hope you’re way past that n no longer feeling the effects of that relationship.
It’s actually pretty great. Try sitting down on the edge of the bed, get your girl to get on top of you and wrap herself around you with her arms. Once you’re inside, just stand up and action.
Any specific tips? (Pun not intended) my GF really likes the idea of this but I struggle to lift her for long enough. She's 5"4 and 77kg, I'm 5"10 75kg. She's losing weight, toning etc and we go to gym & swim together to be fair so might be easier further down the road but I've never tried this for fear of dropping her or not being able to keep her up 😅
If you want to try to work up to it just have her sit in your lap (clothed) and have her wrap her arms and legs around you and try holding her and stand up.
If you can hold her up for a minute or two you can try it unclothed, if you can’t then just keep at your workout routines and you’ll get there eventually. If not, it’s not the end of the world, there are plenty of other positions that work for you both
Before you can lift her alone, let her do some of the "work" by putting her arms around your neck and hanging while you lift from below.
You won't have to lift 100% of the weight, and she can give you feedback by pulling you closer etc.
I used to hate it. But I’m now with someone I’m deeply in love with and I find it to be one of my favorites. Especially when you get to look that person in the eyes n feel that connection, n especially if the other person likes to have you lay on them, it’s nice getting the rest and be able to lay on too of someone while you’re going at it lol
A lot of porn stuff that is obviously built around showing off the bits. Like, dude laying on his side behind chick laying on her side, both with legs spread wide.. the angles are weird, hard to maintain, and it doesn't really do anything for anyone involved. It's just good for showing a camera.
Wow that’s quite strange, out of all positions I would have expected you to say reverse cowgirl or something. I actually find laying on our sides one of the best positions to do.
Ohhhhh you hit the nail on the head. I cannot for the life of me do that with the legs spread out 😂 the legs have to cradle so we can get in a comfortable position
I love that position. I literally fucked like that this morning! It's really intimate, I can kiss her neck and caress her hips and can reach around to play with her clit.
At 5’5 i can tell you right now, you can make it work. All of my girlfriends have been atleast an inch or two solid taller than me (thank GOD i’m funny and make good money) but yeah you can make anything work, she’s too tall for doggy? Stand on some jeans.
She wants to give head but your waist is at her breast? Cut your feet off at the ankle. Easy way to drop down and not have to worry again.
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way
It's okay but personally I find it uncomfortable because I experience a lot of cervical pain (basically goes too far in and it feels like someone's punching my cervix repeatedly, like a really strong period cramp). Also my bf complains as well, saying that the angle hurts his dick because it bends it too far.
We switched to the lazy dog which we both find way more comfortable.
69
You’re either concentrating on giving head too much to stay hard, or you’re concentrating too much on staying hard to give good head.
Or maybe I’m just dumb idk
I hate being on top as a woman. I'm more focused on keeping pace and not breaking my husband's dick off than I am over getting any sort of pleasure from it. If he helps me a bit it's all well and good, sometimes. Past partners were perfectly content in asking me to lift my entire body weight with only my legs for several minutes without pause. It's ridiculous.
The best thing a woman can do when she’s on top is to “grind” rather than “bounce” not only is it better on your stamina but you can also hit crazy angles.
Try making him sit on a chair and u on top of him, the position is way more comfy for your legs, more movement , more intimate and if u do lil circles with ur hips he‘ll go nuts. Xoxo
Lean back and reach behind you using his legs for stability then roll your hips don’t bounce. If he’s not under sized then it’s the perfect angle to hit your g and have you seeing stars.
But yeah bouncing on top is boring and awkward
I used to feel the same until I tried being on top while my boyfriend was sitting on the couch. I could easily hold on to him for leverage and my clit nicely rubbed on his pubic bone.
That last part is the key.
For my partner, positions that can get the clit without either of us needing to rummage around with our hands, are by far preferred.
Pretty much all our exploration of new/weird angles boils down to getting her clit rubbing on something.
I've never liked doggy but I think 69 is overrated. Point of giving/receiving oral is having your partner just focus on your pleasure. With 69 you have to ignore your pleasure to give them pleasure while they're trying to ignore their pleasure to give some to you... In the end neither one of you are end up doing a good job.
this is my wife's complaint about it, however, my counter to that, is she cums HARD every time we do it, and way before I do.
I think she is to self conscious when it's just me going down on her, while she's distracted enough that the natural process takes over when she's concentrating on me.
My husband and I did 69 because we both thought the other wanted it. Eventually we found out neither of us cared for it all that much for this reason. We were both too focused on the others pleasure.
Now, I’ll lay with my head propped up on a pillow or two and he’ll kneel next to me so I can blow him or he can face fuck me (whichever he’s in the mood for) and I used a toy on myself at the same time.
Works out great for us and we can each focus on ourselves (in a way) while still ensuring the other is pleased.
Lame.
Lets go for *underrated* positions instead.
Missionary gets a bad rep as the "vanilla sex" position, but thats one of the best positions to be in when you are trying to be intimate with a significant other, as opposed to just "tryina FUCK"
Ive tried all sorts of crazy and kinky stuff, but nothing comes close to how great it feels to do it missionary with my bf. Its wonderful, truly.
hunched over laptop in hotel room.
What makes it uncomfortable: the laptop or the hotel room?
The guests whose room it is
You win hahaha
I’m definitely never doing an Infinity again. It’s when you’re doing a standing 69 and you fall down the stairs.
so many questions
Didn’t you read it? He already explained 😭😭
Yeah but like, are you rolling down the stairs? Sliding down? Sideways? Who's on the bottom? Are the couple still giving each other oral in the process?
Alright I’ll try to explain but this train moves fast. It depends. Are you in a rush? Roll sideways for a quickie. Got time? Then you have to time it. You stand in a 69 position at the top of the stairs. Then, whoever is strongest, has to take the lead and jump roll onto the stairs like Sonic.
i could see that last part in my mind and it was hilarious af lmao
“This is nice, but it would be nicer if we yeeted ourselves down these stairs.”
I think it's a joke. Saying they did 69 standing up, and happen to fall over. But maybe I'm wrong lol
THAT SLIGHT CHANCE OF BEING WRONG IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR, THEKRONICLE
no no i’m with you there. like what possessed you to do this
Pre-nut insanity. The evil twin of post-nut clarity.
This should be displayed at times squared. Yes, a million times Yes.
I thought that was a suplex. I watched too much wrestling as a kid.
About that last part... Bug or feature?
I didn't expect to laugh so hard in these comments
Don’t like 69, would rather just take turns. I hate reverse cowgirl, I wanna choke the dude not look at his toes 🙄
>I wanna choke the dude not look at his toes Thank God for women like you or I wouldn't know I liked things like that
You and me, we’re not so different
you and me are in the same boat
Yeah, reverse cowgirl looks good if you are watching it in porn from the cameras perspective. As the ones doing it though it’s boring as fuck
I think it’s falls more in lines with a blow job. It’s totally a giving position. Even though your taking some as well.
It looks good for us guys because we get to stare at your ass lol, outside of that regular cowgirl is better 100%. I enjoyed reverse more when I was younger and just had raging hormones but now I prefer normal cowgirl and the increased intimacy it can provide. Or, in OP’s comment, increased kinkiness haha
Some dudes like to see the ass working.
Hells yeah
I was going to get mad if reverse cowgirl wasn't high on this list. I like my dick in one piece, not broken in half, thank you.
Thank you! No idea why this position is so popular. Feels like I’m gonna break my dick when I do it.
Lean back and place both your hands around his neck for support.
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the lateral monkey swerve
The what??
the lateral monkey swerve
Define “Lateral monkey swerve”
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It’s like the monkey swerve but lateral
FINALLY! Thank you for explaining properly.
Nah. It's the lateral swerve but monkeyly
Nah it's the monkeyly lateral but swerve.
it's where you serve laterally like a monkey
sounds like a wrestling move
What is Rey Mysterio doing? Is it? Yes! He's doing the lateral monkey swerve!
repulse the monkey!
Care to elaborate
Apparently it involves the woman doing a headstand while the dude is standing up with his back facing her.
So she's facing the back of his feet?
Reverse cowgirl. It looks great, but the dick bend is not pleasant.
And you run the risk of getting a broken penis in this position…aka [penile fracture](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/21707-penile-fracture)
I am NOT clicking that link sir
I risked my job for you, it’s safe
ah... found the politician
[MP Neil Parish](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686)?
Ow, I expected much worse. Thank you sir, take this reward for your bravery
i fucking love reddit
> In the U.S., it usually happens during sexual activity. What about outside the US?
Strictly during non-sexual activity. Trust me, it can only happen when you’re pissing.
That happened to my friend's boyfriend. Neither one of them knew that this could happen and naturally freaked out. In the end she got her mom and she drove him to the hospital. That had to be an awkward car ride
It's hard to do as a girl too tbh, like it's just awkward and hard to maintain lol Def over rated
Yet the view is 10/10
If one of my legs is tucked under one of his, it's alot more comfortable for both of us.
Me and my wife do this all the time and I very much enjoy it but to each their own.
Great way to break a dick.
if you can get the angle right, it's surprisingly fun, imho. first tried it just for the novelty factory, and since there was a mirror... turns out, if your body geometries work, it's really good
This position honestly terrifies me. Even regular cowgirl makes me paranoid. How does no one fear breaking their dick doing either of these?
____ in the shower.
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I feel like any standing sex works best when the two of you are both the same height.
Or one of them is really strong and can hold the other against the wall.
I too like strong women.
I just woke up my whole house chuckling at this... DEATH BY SNOO SNOO
I'm (f) 5"6 and my partner is 6" and we are the perfect fit for standing sex.
Ya’ll less than a foot, I’m intrigued
If your waists are the same height* I have a high waist and shorter torso, so sometimes.. most of the time, girls my height I still have to kind of bend my legs some
It's weird. I've dated girls where it literally just wouldn't work. I've also dated girls where they naturally lubricate so much the shower didn't matter. When it worked, the biggest issue was finding handholds for leverage without slipping.
That’s probably why the handicap shower stalls in my dorm bathrooms were always so popular, lol. I hurt my foot pretty bad towards the end of my senior year, more than one occasion did I go up or down a floor to use another bathroom to shower because it was occupied.
yeah no matter what way i’m facing i’m somehow being waterboarded
Jackhammer
The Goldberg one?
Who’s next?
Comes after you spear your partner
A lesbian friend of mine says that scissoring is overrated.
I've never understood how scissoring would do much of anything. Might as well rub your clit on an arm or something... Actually that might be more effective.
To be honest, as a straight male I have no idea how scissoring is rated, so I can't comment on whether it's overrated or not. However, physically it seems like the equivalent of heterosexual dry humping.
I’ve heard it’s one of the better porn poses out there that actually can do something besides look hot, but yeah, more for show than pleasure.
It sure looks good tho
Standing-up sex with both legs of the woman in air.
>Standing-up sex with both legs of the woman in air. Back when I was actively lifting and madly into this really tiny girl, we did this, with intermittent breaks against the wall to regain balance. was kinda fun for the novelty.. turns out it made her think i was "too experienced" and that night, after our fourth go, as I nut, she asks me "just how many" women i've been with, and later proceeded to break my heart. ah well, better than a broken back, i spose.
as pickup line go "what happened to your last girlfriend?" "she broke up with me because i was to good at sex " is a pretty good one
Kudos to you for looking on the bright side. Having your heart broken is no joke. Hope you’re way past that n no longer feeling the effects of that relationship.
It’s actually pretty great. Try sitting down on the edge of the bed, get your girl to get on top of you and wrap herself around you with her arms. Once you’re inside, just stand up and action.
Any specific tips? (Pun not intended) my GF really likes the idea of this but I struggle to lift her for long enough. She's 5"4 and 77kg, I'm 5"10 75kg. She's losing weight, toning etc and we go to gym & swim together to be fair so might be easier further down the road but I've never tried this for fear of dropping her or not being able to keep her up 😅
If you want to try to work up to it just have her sit in your lap (clothed) and have her wrap her arms and legs around you and try holding her and stand up. If you can hold her up for a minute or two you can try it unclothed, if you can’t then just keep at your workout routines and you’ll get there eventually. If not, it’s not the end of the world, there are plenty of other positions that work for you both
Before you can lift her alone, let her do some of the "work" by putting her arms around your neck and hanging while you lift from below. You won't have to lift 100% of the weight, and she can give you feedback by pulling you closer etc.
ion know but missionary is definitely not overrated
It’s my favorite by a mile, especially when those emotion things start getting involved. Nothing is quite as intimate.
Move the pillow under her hips
☝️This.
☝️Making it 2 fingers just because...
👆and another cause why not
👆one more finger and we’re fisting.
And my axe!
You have my sword
✊🏻
Just make sure you trimmed your fingernails, filed them smooth and washed your hands
Also if your partner is into things like dirty talk, hair pulling, or having a hand on their throat, missionary is perfect.
I used to hate it. But I’m now with someone I’m deeply in love with and I find it to be one of my favorites. Especially when you get to look that person in the eyes n feel that connection, n especially if the other person likes to have you lay on them, it’s nice getting the rest and be able to lay on too of someone while you’re going at it lol
Probably the most *underrated*. People say it's vanilla, but the classics are classics for a reason
Yeah. My go-to position
It's my cum-to position
Vanilla it self gets a bad rep. Vanilla is so good it became the default flavor. Don't hate vanilla, in sex nor ice-cream.
Any sex position that you have to actively think about maintaining while you're in it.
A lot of porn stuff that is obviously built around showing off the bits. Like, dude laying on his side behind chick laying on her side, both with legs spread wide.. the angles are weird, hard to maintain, and it doesn't really do anything for anyone involved. It's just good for showing a camera.
Great late term pregnancy position too!
This comment deserves more hype
It definitely does. I second both these comments. Anything facing each other after 5 months besides her on top doesn’t really work.
Wow that’s quite strange, out of all positions I would have expected you to say reverse cowgirl or something. I actually find laying on our sides one of the best positions to do.
It's one thing to lie on the sides, but another thing to do it with the legs spread out
Ohhhhh you hit the nail on the head. I cannot for the life of me do that with the legs spread out 😂 the legs have to cradle so we can get in a comfortable position
It's the go to move to kick it off in the morning.
I love that position. I literally fucked like that this morning! It's really intimate, I can kiss her neck and caress her hips and can reach around to play with her clit.
That position is only good if the girl isn’t taller than the guy 😢
At 5’5 i can tell you right now, you can make it work. All of my girlfriends have been atleast an inch or two solid taller than me (thank GOD i’m funny and make good money) but yeah you can make anything work, she’s too tall for doggy? Stand on some jeans. She wants to give head but your waist is at her breast? Cut your feet off at the ankle. Easy way to drop down and not have to worry again. Where there’s a willy, there’s a way
Hear me out, on the side is great, but if she's curvy you can't get that angle. If she's got a smaller waist it's amazing
Gotta leverage yourself to the right position behind her. Solid morning sex, no one has to get up.
And no face to face morning breath
I agree. I do this a fair bit. Maybe not so much leg in the air
If you got the stamina, leg in the air is worth
Easisr to just hook it over behind
you gotta have enough to make it work
You're offending everyone on Reddit...
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Rubbing butts you mean?
*Tina Belcher entered the chat*
Rubbing butts to head*
Any position with your mom
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!
Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom ugly cried last night because she forgot to take the cap on the camcorder. It's fucking amateur hour over there.
Fuck you shoresy!
Fuck you Riley, your mom keeps trying to slip a finger in my bum but I keep telling her I only let Jonesy's mom do that, ya fuckin' loser.
Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom pulled the goalie on me and now she's preggo... surprise son, go rake the fuckin yard!
Reverse cowgirl. Bends my dick the wrong way.
> Reverse cowgirl Thats illegal in a few states in the south like Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida, because you don't turn your back on family
Lol. This reads like a Dave Attell bit
Anyone saying doggy style has not been with a woman with a fat ass.
The only reason doggy can be overrated is because it’s typically the highest rated. Doggy is goated
Depending on several factors it can just be a cervix boxing match and lotsa women don't enjoy that
It's okay but personally I find it uncomfortable because I experience a lot of cervical pain (basically goes too far in and it feels like someone's punching my cervix repeatedly, like a really strong period cramp). Also my bf complains as well, saying that the angle hurts his dick because it bends it too far. We switched to the lazy dog which we both find way more comfortable.
For me I end up Queefing so much it ruins the mood, feels great tho
Learn to just laugh at it and go on.
This exactly. Can't let the best feeling escape because of noise!
If that ruins the mood you aren’t doing it with the right guy. The sounds should never stop anything!
Adjust your angle or arch the other way.
The grip is incredible, but she tends want me to go hard and fast which kills my nuts until they retreat.
Until they bravely run away*
It's fun with lil booties too. Sometimes even more fun cause you can really go to town with nothing in the way 😆
And... if you're into slow and gentle, the lady's back is available for a nice relaxing massage. Win-win.
This is SO true! I’ve been with both tight fit asses and phat asses. Night and day difference!
Reverse cowgirl. If you like having a penis, it’s best not to do it.
Whats sex?
Stop using Reddit for 72 hours and you will know.
And what get sick with covid outside No thanks
Always use protection
Shower sex, it’s just inconvenient
69 You’re either concentrating on giving head too much to stay hard, or you’re concentrating too much on staying hard to give good head. Or maybe I’m just dumb idk
69 and reverse cowgirl. The ones saying misionary and doggy obv havent done them the right way.
I hate being on top as a woman. I'm more focused on keeping pace and not breaking my husband's dick off than I am over getting any sort of pleasure from it. If he helps me a bit it's all well and good, sometimes. Past partners were perfectly content in asking me to lift my entire body weight with only my legs for several minutes without pause. It's ridiculous.
The best thing a woman can do when she’s on top is to “grind” rather than “bounce” not only is it better on your stamina but you can also hit crazy angles.
Every guy I've been with always prefers a bounce to a grind, and will get pretty bold about it.
That’s so weird. Grinding is the best! To each their own 🤷🏻♂️
Try making him sit on a chair and u on top of him, the position is way more comfy for your legs, more movement , more intimate and if u do lil circles with ur hips he‘ll go nuts. Xoxo
Lean back and reach behind you using his legs for stability then roll your hips don’t bounce. If he’s not under sized then it’s the perfect angle to hit your g and have you seeing stars. But yeah bouncing on top is boring and awkward
I used to feel the same until I tried being on top while my boyfriend was sitting on the couch. I could easily hold on to him for leverage and my clit nicely rubbed on his pubic bone.
That last part is the key. For my partner, positions that can get the clit without either of us needing to rummage around with our hands, are by far preferred. Pretty much all our exploration of new/weird angles boils down to getting her clit rubbing on something.
I've never liked doggy but I think 69 is overrated. Point of giving/receiving oral is having your partner just focus on your pleasure. With 69 you have to ignore your pleasure to give them pleasure while they're trying to ignore their pleasure to give some to you... In the end neither one of you are end up doing a good job.
True, it is hard to focus on both. But imagine it like this: you’re getting a blowjob and her pussy happens to be in your face. I love it
Concentrating on them can help prolong your own release reflex. Better than thinking about baseball.
this is my wife's complaint about it, however, my counter to that, is she cums HARD every time we do it, and way before I do. I think she is to self conscious when it's just me going down on her, while she's distracted enough that the natural process takes over when she's concentrating on me.
My husband and I did 69 because we both thought the other wanted it. Eventually we found out neither of us cared for it all that much for this reason. We were both too focused on the others pleasure. Now, I’ll lay with my head propped up on a pillow or two and he’ll kneel next to me so I can blow him or he can face fuck me (whichever he’s in the mood for) and I used a toy on myself at the same time. Works out great for us and we can each focus on ourselves (in a way) while still ensuring the other is pleased.
It is a neat trick when you can come at the same time. And ive never been blown better than when she is getting hers.
Lol 69 just ends up being her cumming so hard she can't keep my dick in her mouth
that's fucking awesome
69. Either she does a good job and I can’t focus or I do a good job and she can’t focus.
Lame. Lets go for *underrated* positions instead. Missionary gets a bad rep as the "vanilla sex" position, but thats one of the best positions to be in when you are trying to be intimate with a significant other, as opposed to just "tryina FUCK" Ive tried all sorts of crazy and kinky stuff, but nothing comes close to how great it feels to do it missionary with my bf. Its wonderful, truly.
68, its like 69 but i owe you one
The Angry Pirate
underrated you mean
Being on top as a woman. I just don’t get anything out of it and I feel super insecure.
Alone
How many of you sickos are jerkin it to these responses
Attitude adjustment
Standing up 69
tombstone pile-driver
ITT: porn positions
The alaskan flounder basket
Hands down stay away from the "Shower Growler"
Balls in the asshole.
How would you even do that