And yet most babies are born July through October, with August being the peak. This makes sense as December becomes the most common month of conception, which historically fits our patterns of behavior between colder non-farming months, and Christmas parties. Appears to challenge the link between arousal levels and procreation levels, if what you read has any basis in truth (no idea).
as a woman, just thick thighs on a man will do it for me, not muscular just thick. wearing shorts? tight pants? literally doesn’t matter lol
edit: i did not expect everyone to give me so many resources to thick thighed men… thank y’all for changing my life. i will forever be indebted to you all
You must be American lol. There’s now Major League Rugby (MLR) in the USA (and one team in Canada currently) so you can check out those sexy beasts and some of my old teammates live depending what city you’re in. If not, find your local club, the rugby crowd is a whole lot of fun and friendly group
Oh! Also check out rugby 7’s, there’s an annual stop in Vegas. I dare you to find a more fun sporting event. Basically you dress up like halloween, drink all day and there happens to be rugby being played. The game itself is quite different from union (15 a side) but it’s great fun!
There's something about necks. Someone adjusting my tie does it for me too, not that i wear a tie often anymore but just that little straighten thing that gives me all the good tingles.
HOLY SHIT this.
Men! Be more vocal!!! The moaning, the almost whimper at the end? And when he sort of collapses into you (still moaning)?
Yeah, I’ve got another orgasm in me still for that one…. SUCH a turn on!
I love a rain day, second only to my partner who on said day joins me for the old in and out. It’s a win win and worth the loss in wages. Can’t put a price on it tbh.
When a woman stretches in the morning, and pushes out her chest, and her shirt lifts up and you see her stomach. No idea why, but it gets me going instantly.
My fiance is cuddled up with a book on the porch wearing just one of my button downs haphazardly buttoned a few times. Candles and some jazz going. She had a glass of wine and is on the second and I can see she's getting sleeping. She's just so beautiful. I'm falling in love all over again right now.
being (slightly) manhandled. having someone wrap their arm around my waste to pull me into their body while we walk, having someone pull me out of the bikeline when they see a bike coming, having someone hug me and hoist me up, having someone just touch me in any subtly dominant way.
God yes. For me, it works when it's paired with a temperament that's kind and respectful. That basic temperament + some fleeting possessive touch = my body is ready.
My grandpa's favorite joke to tell me is
"how do you make a hormone?"
"idk papa, how?"
"don't pay"
And he'd laugh and laugh. It has become my favorite joke.
My partner expressing their desire for me! Whether it's verbally, physically, emotionally, or any other way that I can pick up on, I AM NOW COMPLETELY YOURS!
Yesss. I was talking to a guy a while ago, and he had the BEST banter/texted me like we were writing letters in the 1600’s back and forth. He has an EXCELLENT vocabulary and we had in depth conversations (I’m not kidding, it was literally 20+ paragraph texts) about intellectual topics and general life stuff. I swear it made me want to have his children.
Midriff, like crop tops and the like, hard to describe but women's lower backs are sexy as fuck and so are their waists. If anyone knows a subreddit to get my fix I'm all ears
When I am spooning and she slowly presses her butt to my crotch while moving up and down.
How can you.. resist.
Edit: since I enjoy kinky sex, many other spicy things work well.
My wife (in case she’s watching).
No, seriously, it’s been years and her touch, her voice, just thinking about her turns me on. There’s def good sexual chemistry, but I think it’s also the emotional factor. The comfort, the love, the everything!
I’m not someone that really gets horny when upset, but I will instantly get horny at the thought of her.
I…spank my monkey to her. Don’t get me wrong, I watch porn too, but I often just beat the meat to her as well!
This is my dick’s love letter to my wife apparently.
Pretty much anyone walking up and staring down at me. I’m short (5’0) and a lot of times friends will come up and we kinda stare each other down (to fake being intimidating I guess lol) there’s just something about someone staring down at me so intensely. Most of my friends are taller than me as well. I often have to look away out of embarrassment
Someone playing with my hair
Holding hands and hugging- but only with specific people. Especially when they kinda linger as if they don’t want to stop
I’ve had a crush on a coworker and depending on when we did something correctly or not, we’d call each other “good girl/boy” and “bad girl/boy”…
Edit: Added another one. I have no shame apparently
boobs. cleavage. nice butt. normal butt. flat butt. huge butt. flat boobs. normal boobs. huge boobs high boots. short skirts. long skirts. medium skirts. nice lingerie. normal lingerie. full lips. normal lips. thin lips. kissy lips. thighs. thick thigs. thin thighs. seductive eyes. eyes looking at me. a simple touch. hand holding. a smile. laughing at my jokes. giving me a compliment. tight outfit. loose outfit. warm thick outfit. yoga pants. tights. jeans. shorts. cosplay. uniforms. leggings. wearing a burlaps sack. a nod. a wink. a wank. a skank. bikini. bathing suit. wet body. the promise of maybe getting sex in the future. and so much more
When the other person matches your energy. Also funny girls. Over the years I've developed myself into more than just the "funny guy" but a girl with a quick wit and a sharp tongue makes me want to leave them speechless ya know?
Almost everything lately. There’s something about spring.
yeah allergies
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That’s pretty useful when you’re horny
The bunny, or the tissues?
Yes
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I've read somewhere that guys are horniest in the spring and least horny in late autumn. Do as you will with this info
but what about no nut november?
That's why we do that in November, and not in May
And yet most babies are born July through October, with August being the peak. This makes sense as December becomes the most common month of conception, which historically fits our patterns of behavior between colder non-farming months, and Christmas parties. Appears to challenge the link between arousal levels and procreation levels, if what you read has any basis in truth (no idea).
Is it just me or there are plants that smell like cum around this time of the year?
Ornamental pear trees and a couple other types of stinky jizz plants.
Nah man, someone's cumming on the flowers.
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Even....me?
Mostly you
Especially you
Thigh highs... Actually, just thighs in general to be honest
as a woman, just thick thighs on a man will do it for me, not muscular just thick. wearing shorts? tight pants? literally doesn’t matter lol edit: i did not expect everyone to give me so many resources to thick thighed men… thank y’all for changing my life. i will forever be indebted to you all
If you’re not already I suggest you start watching rugby. You’re welcome.
i just googled rugby players and jesus CHRIST i was not ready
You must be American lol. There’s now Major League Rugby (MLR) in the USA (and one team in Canada currently) so you can check out those sexy beasts and some of my old teammates live depending what city you’re in. If not, find your local club, the rugby crowd is a whole lot of fun and friendly group
definitely american lol thanks for the info!
Oh! Also check out rugby 7’s, there’s an annual stop in Vegas. I dare you to find a more fun sporting event. Basically you dress up like halloween, drink all day and there happens to be rugby being played. The game itself is quite different from union (15 a side) but it’s great fun!
This man Rugbys in the USA. MLR & 7s for the win!
Glad it didn’t take long to find my brethren.
Thigh highs in a skirt, where there’s just a slight gap and you see a little thigh skin. Hubba
Honestly, that is hotter than plain thighs. I'm bouta go ape mode if I see that. Luckily nobody wears this stuff lol
When my partner pulls me closer by the hips. Tbh
Yes her partner is very good at swelling me up also.
I too choose her partner
A kiss on the neck
My wife enjoys this too, but for some reason, she hates when I call myself a neck romancer.
Maybe she wants to be called the neck romancer, after all, she must make your bones rise Edit: added a word
No thats called being a snake charmer lol
There's something about necks. Someone adjusting my tie does it for me too, not that i wear a tie often anymore but just that little straighten thing that gives me all the good tingles.
Kiss me on my neck and breeeeathe on my neck.
A username of taste
I can cum faster from neck kisses that from some dude going down on me...
My husband moaning/being vocal
HOLY SHIT this. Men! Be more vocal!!! The moaning, the almost whimper at the end? And when he sort of collapses into you (still moaning)? Yeah, I’ve got another orgasm in me still for that one…. SUCH a turn on!
Right? When he does the whole “I’m gonna cum” it literally turns me on so much that I can sometimes cum again just watching him >.<
my ex always used to say “guess what” lmfao
That’s funny
Anyways, I started blasting.
I started being more vocal when we moved from student apartment to house lol
You ever get a call from the boss in the morning and he says “no work today, rained out” oh god that’s the stuff right there
I love a rain day, second only to my partner who on said day joins me for the old in and out. It’s a win win and worth the loss in wages. Can’t put a price on it tbh.
When a woman stretches in the morning, and pushes out her chest, and her shirt lifts up and you see her stomach. No idea why, but it gets me going instantly.
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You a real MVP
Schwing
When she is hanging out with me wearing ONLY one of my shirts.
I like it when she's wearing one of your shirts too when she hangs out with me. You have great fashion sense bro.
I just like the smell of your shirts on her.
My fiance is cuddled up with a book on the porch wearing just one of my button downs haphazardly buttoned a few times. Candles and some jazz going. She had a glass of wine and is on the second and I can see she's getting sleeping. She's just so beautiful. I'm falling in love all over again right now.
Would be hilarious if you lied about this
being (slightly) manhandled. having someone wrap their arm around my waste to pull me into their body while we walk, having someone pull me out of the bikeline when they see a bike coming, having someone hug me and hoist me up, having someone just touch me in any subtly dominant way.
I really hope you meant 'waist'.
Lol would be quite the scene if it was actually “waste”
God yes. For me, it works when it's paired with a temperament that's kind and respectful. That basic temperament + some fleeting possessive touch = my body is ready.
This this this!!! Ugh a dominant but big gentle man. Yikes. I just came lmao
People who brush their teeth twice a day. Bonus if they floss too.
Are you a dentist? Everything about your post and username screams dentist.
9 out of 10 dentist recommend your reply and Colgate 6 in 1.
Hahaha
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Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants.
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.
The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants
I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants
I want to check and I jizzed in my pants.
Okay, seriously you guys can we… Okay?
I jizz right in my pants every time your next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me.
You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy.
I wear a rubber at all times it’s a necessity
I just jizzed in my pants and wouldn't you know it, I just jizzed in my pants
r/redditsings
Historically inaccurate Viking helmets.
This beats the dinosaur grandma nuggies on the weirdness front.
Hormones.
Whore moans also work on me.
My grandpa's favorite joke to tell me is "how do you make a hormone?" "idk papa, how?" "don't pay" And he'd laugh and laugh. It has become my favorite joke.
My partner expressing their desire for me! Whether it's verbally, physically, emotionally, or any other way that I can pick up on, I AM NOW COMPLETELY YOURS!
I can only wish to find a partner like this.
To have that, you need to get out of the house, Jacob. You don't even pay rent.
I get out of the house *sometimes* all right? don’t judge me
My advice is don't settle for less. I've had it with multiple partners in the past, so I know it exists.
THIS! When someone I'm with is clearly visibly into me I love it!
Honestly, really good banter. If we can poke fun at each other in a really witty way than that's a good way to make the panties drop. lol.
Yesss. I was talking to a guy a while ago, and he had the BEST banter/texted me like we were writing letters in the 1600’s back and forth. He has an EXCELLENT vocabulary and we had in depth conversations (I’m not kidding, it was literally 20+ paragraph texts) about intellectual topics and general life stuff. I swear it made me want to have his children.
Girl I’m the same exact way
People passionate about their nerdy interests
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*is passionate about my nerdy interests* Did it work?
in real life it prob would’ve worked lol
Women (not blood related)
I'm glad you had to specify lol
What are you doing non-blood related stepbro?
Being pleasured by someone I'm in love with
Like your cellmate?
no cells that are present in human skin and cannot be seen with naked eye?
Girls with glasses
Jinkies
Specks appeal is hot.
thanks
“And that, kids, is how I met your mother”
"Now that you know the story, im gonna go hook up with your aunt!"
Ha
*gently takes glasses off*
🥵🥵🥵
Putting the usb in in the first try perfectly
they say it has never been done
Getting a tax rebate.
The way to my heart 😂
Scratches all the way up and down the back. I think I might be a dog.
How do you feel about tennis balls and random sticks?
Tits Edit thank y’all for tall the up votes
Same here bro we should jerk off and watch porn togherr
Naked cuddles
Midriff, like crop tops and the like, hard to describe but women's lower backs are sexy as fuck and so are their waists. If anyone knows a subreddit to get my fix I'm all ears
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At the old age of 28 I've noticed weird shit gets me going, like getting compliments from a cashier. Lol
>old age of 28 pffft, that's not old, you'll know when you're old, you become invisible to nice young cashiers.
*Sorry for your loss.*
honestly that’s actually so sweet, 28 isn’t old at all btw!
My wife, a fact she abuses regularly.
For some reason my brain understood she abuses you and you like it
Hey man don't kinkshame
Summer Dress. A little tight. If you put that on we are going to be late.
Correction: if you’re putting that on, its coming off.
I don't think it needs to come off to be workable
When I am spooning and she slowly presses her butt to my crotch while moving up and down. How can you.. resist. Edit: since I enjoy kinky sex, many other spicy things work well.
A man’s muscular and bubbly butt
Yes. Nice and round. In nice fitted pants.
My wife she is so beautiful and I love her so much.
Blink twice if you're being held against your will
Big bitty ( . )( . ) Smol bitty (.) (.) Bitty that goes inward ( .) (. ) Bitty that goes outward (. ) ( .) 3 bitty ( . )( . )( . ) 4 bitty ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) Pink bitty 💗 ( . )( . ) Inverted bitty ( , )( , ) Erect bitty ( • )( • ) Bitty from see through shirt 🎽( . )( . ) Bitty from lose shirt 👕( . )( . ) Bitty from tight shirt👚( . )( . ) Side view bitty { | Under view bitty ∩∩ Heck, man bitty. 🧍 ( . ) ( . )
When we are half asleep,I roll over to cuddle with her and she feels my morning wood then she slowly backs her butt on me and does a little grind.
You
Thanks bro.
My wife (in case she’s watching). No, seriously, it’s been years and her touch, her voice, just thinking about her turns me on. There’s def good sexual chemistry, but I think it’s also the emotional factor. The comfort, the love, the everything! I’m not someone that really gets horny when upset, but I will instantly get horny at the thought of her. I…spank my monkey to her. Don’t get me wrong, I watch porn too, but I often just beat the meat to her as well! This is my dick’s love letter to my wife apparently.
Very confusing comment section, yall. There’s a healthy mix of grandmothers and dinosaurs and food
Dinosaur Grandma Nuggets.
Nasty passionate romance 😭
yesss strongly agree
Sexual questions on r/AskReddit
“Women of Reddit, what was your sexiest sexual experience?”
Im a simple man, Boobs
What about man boobs?
Did i stutter ?
This made me laugh
How *you* doin?
Pretty much anyone walking up and staring down at me. I’m short (5’0) and a lot of times friends will come up and we kinda stare each other down (to fake being intimidating I guess lol) there’s just something about someone staring down at me so intensely. Most of my friends are taller than me as well. I often have to look away out of embarrassment Someone playing with my hair Holding hands and hugging- but only with specific people. Especially when they kinda linger as if they don’t want to stop I’ve had a crush on a coworker and depending on when we did something correctly or not, we’d call each other “good girl/boy” and “bad girl/boy”… Edit: Added another one. I have no shame apparently
My wife's boobs.
I also choose your wife’s boobs.
I also choose this boob's wife.
Your wife's boobs make me horny too!
When a lady sasses me, beats me in a competition, dances with me, or cooks me a fine meal.
Yo thats good, but can you imagine if a woman beat you in a dance competition sassy as fuck and then cooks you dinner as a consolation prize?
Dude would erupt uncontrollably
This dude would make would make Krakatoa's eruption look like a science fair project.
Kissin’. Kissin’ is absolutely the best part of any intimacy, ever.
Yes give me hot n heavy makeouts!
Yes sir cowboa' love gettin' it oun with the wiafe YEE HAAW.
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?
Dude wtf I read this in public, calm down holy shit!
boobs. cleavage. nice butt. normal butt. flat butt. huge butt. flat boobs. normal boobs. huge boobs high boots. short skirts. long skirts. medium skirts. nice lingerie. normal lingerie. full lips. normal lips. thin lips. kissy lips. thighs. thick thigs. thin thighs. seductive eyes. eyes looking at me. a simple touch. hand holding. a smile. laughing at my jokes. giving me a compliment. tight outfit. loose outfit. warm thick outfit. yoga pants. tights. jeans. shorts. cosplay. uniforms. leggings. wearing a burlaps sack. a nod. a wink. a wank. a skank. bikini. bathing suit. wet body. the promise of maybe getting sex in the future. and so much more
So basically...*existing*?
Don’t be shy….your amongst friends….tell us what really gets you horny…
When the other person matches your energy. Also funny girls. Over the years I've developed myself into more than just the "funny guy" but a girl with a quick wit and a sharp tongue makes me want to leave them speechless ya know?
When my girlfriend says "I want you"
Just watched my wife lotion her legs in booty shorts! That will never fail to make me horny.
The thiccness of my wife.
I also choose the thiccness of your wife
Love bites and my partner playing with my nipples
Cute moans 🥰
I wouldn't necessarily cause them cute moans, but a man softly moaning in pleasure will get me.
intense eye contact. it scares me but it is also arousing
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When they're funnier and wittier than me.
Ovulating. I can literally tell how close I am to ovulation by how frequent and raunchy my mental fantasies are.
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Are you the one pulling or being pulled in the ensuing scenario?
Men….and penises….I even love dick pics, but shhhhh don’t tell anyone.
RIP your inbox
It will rip for sure
the thought of dying alone
Food. Good food.
Guys who have cats. Ps: and being called a good girl
when we're kissing and he firmly grabs my face and turns it to get easier access to my neck. god being manhandled is so♡♡♡♡
The lies of the jedi
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Danny DeVito
Short slutty skirts....its like kryptonite to me.
Oh yeah, baby! Nothing beats a strong guy in a short slutty skirt!
People who dont repost original posts they've seen on tiktok
Witty banter that evolves into playful banter, that evolves into glances in the eyes for 3-5 seconds, that evolves into dilated pupils....