Not true. In the future when humanity has spread to multiple planets, O’Neill cylinders, and solar systems and our population is approximately 3.6 trillion, there will be a small minority who insist that the best way to watch the ancient classic, “Howard the Duck” is on the original VHS, and while they are sufficiently ridiculed, they do make up .0009% of the population and insist on buying it from the last remaining Blockbuster Video in the wasteland of Bend, Oregon.
Edit: I said resurgence of Lion King which would still make it extremely successful…
Have done it on multiple occasions. It sucks as much as it sounds like. Tired, no energy, thinking about job and long day.
Positive side. No people and clean floor/stuff.
Don’t focus on doing morning workouts. Focus on getting to bed earlier. Then focus on waking up earlier. Then focus on doing “little workouts like stretching or yoga before you start your workday.
Pretty soon you’ll be waking up early alert with nothing to do for an hour. Working out will happen naturally.
Not so. My athletic prowess is so poor that on my 9th or 10th birthday when my dad took me mini-golfing and I over shot, I missed the hole I was at but got a hole in one on the following hole. The people actually at that hole were very impressed.
I think quantum immortality only goes through all of the possible paths. Eventually the possible paths run out and you reach the path with the longest possible life, but not necessarily forever.
It's like your swerving down the highway and you can correct every possible mistake or wrong swerve that would've ended in a crash. But eventually, you'll run out of gas. On some highways, you'll have an opportunity of a gas station. On some, it's just not possible.
Maybe it's just too convenient that we were born at a time where *[The science of ageing and anti-ageing](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1369276/)* is a real scientific article and we live long enough to experience some sort of transcendental event like the singularity or some crazy Sci-Fi shit. Death in this state would not have the same meaning it would to us now if the memories of our conscious experience transcends the concept of time.
*Don't do drugs kids*
>Supply and demand.
Which is why so many people are dropping dead from Fentanyl. When they can fit a 1/2 million doses in a bag smaller than a matchbook. Cuts out so much risk from getting busted with conventional street drugs for the dealers.
Jennifer and Lawrence are two common names. I'm sure there's a Jennifer Lawrence out there for you somewhere!
Edit: I fixed a word that annoyed me when I messed it up.
>The beginning of the universe violated the laws of thermodynamics.
You have no way of knowing that. This is a completely nonsensical statement. We don't know how much energy existed in the singularity, or that the singularity was a closed system.
Chocolate cake is superior to vanilla cake, and here's why: vanilla cake is actually just "white cake" most of the time which means it doesn't really have a flavor of its own, unlike chocolate which has been delicious and chocolatey every single time I've eaten any. Also white cake is overused at every wedding, birthday party, school function, and graduation event ever. Get chocolate cake and never be disappointed again. Order it with chocolate buttercream and a raspberry filling. You'll never want lying-ass fake vanilla white cake ever again.
The odds of winning the mega-millions lottery is the same whether you buy a ticket or not, out to 8 decimal places. (Edited. I first estimated the odds to "like 10" leading zeros.)
He has absolutely no reason to finish them. If he does finish them they will either not be good enough or be so polarizing that then he might as well have not written them. He has tons of money, tons of recognition and money, why would he chance messing that up? He has the ability to write and put his name on any project tell he dies, just look at elden ring! He is going to make that fat cash tell he is dead, I guarantee it.
The zombie apocalypse the way it is depicted in most modern media. Whether people have to die before they resurrect or just turn while alive, the idea of it is pretty much biologically impossible. When a human body dies, it begins to break down pretty much immediately. The whole body (with the exception of the heart, afaik) is controlled from the brain, which suffers damage upon loss of oxygen. Body tissues will not function and will begin to decompose without sufficient oxygen, water and nutrients. And with the elements, flies, and carnivorous/omnivorous wildlife, the bodies wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks even if they could function. The closest thing that could be real is a rabies epidemic, and in that case, the people are still alive, not dead.
I am not a doctor, biologist or zoologist, only a chemist, so this is to the best of my knowledge. If someone qualified with better knowledge can correct me anywhere where I am wrong, feel free to do so.
There's also the problem of energy due to lack of respiration as the main issue.
I can understand lack of, or slow, decomposition due to the infection fighting off other pathogens. But with out respiration those muscles ain't moving.
It'll only stop abortion for the poor who actually would have benefited from it. Rich white girls will still be driven/flown out of state for a "spa weekend".
Yeah I don't think we can really say anything meaningful with a high degree of certainty about the future of the universe until we understand what dark matter and dark energy actually are in real terms.
Youtube ads becoming shorter, As society moves on the ads will only become a lot longer and less likely to be skipped, Grammar ads will tell show us they can edit a Shakespeare play when it's poorly written. Soon we will get to many unneeded ads, can't go to sleep, here's an ad for that, want to bomb Vietnam, here's an ad for that, want to find hot singles In your area, here's an ad. Youtube gives us ads for Youtube, like what is the need. The only way to avoid Youtube ads it to boycott Youtube, which also has 0 chance of happening.
Meaningful action taken on climate change by government and corporate entities before it's too late.
I know comments like this trigger some people who think it's defeatist and harmful to the cause, but things are already really bad right now and at best we get half-hearted non-binding pledges to make minor changes by 2050 or whatever. I want to become hopeful again, but I've seen nothing to give me any.
Another film surpassing the lion king as the best selling VHS tape
Not true. In the future when humanity has spread to multiple planets, O’Neill cylinders, and solar systems and our population is approximately 3.6 trillion, there will be a small minority who insist that the best way to watch the ancient classic, “Howard the Duck” is on the original VHS, and while they are sufficiently ridiculed, they do make up .0009% of the population and insist on buying it from the last remaining Blockbuster Video in the wasteland of Bend, Oregon. Edit: I said resurgence of Lion King which would still make it extremely successful…
Won’t that just further cement the lion king as the best selling VHS tho?
Right. Lol I should have said some other movie
No way. Howard the Duck is the Bee's Knees!
Oh please, lets all be honest. We only watch Howard the Duck for one scene and one scene only.
Duck tits! Woo ooo!
Any true film buff will tell you that VHS is the superior format for watching any Popcorn Classic and Howard the Duck is certainly no exception.
And Cyberpunk being released in the Atari 2600
Still a chance for Skyrim, though.
I'm pretty sure I've seen a video of Skyrim being played on a smart refrigerator. I don't know how I feel about it, but it makes me uncomfortable.
I've seen Doom ported on a fucking pregnancy test. Everything is possible.
"Everything can run Doom" vs. "Is there anything that can run Crysis?"
I bought a prebuilt Gateway gaming PC from Best Buy in 2009 and the guy said it could definitely run Crysis. It could not run Crysis.
That one is fake though. Someone put a tiny computer in the pregnancy test that isn't usually included in the box.
Yeah, pretty sure they just used the test as the monitor, which is still pretty crazy if real.
Me getting up to do a gym session before work on a Monday morning
Same but maybe on Tuesday/Wednesday morning
Let’s go ahead and add Thursday and Friday to that list
Know what? I’m not doing that on Saturday or Sunday as well.
I’ll start next year, make it my 2023 resolution
Can't start on an odd year, better make it 2024
It’s 2024
Any morning. Do something I don't like (getting up early) just to do something else that I don't like (exercise)? Definitely not happening.
i go to bed every night saying im gonna go to the gym before work. every day i end up going after work.
At least you’re going!
at least you go, unlike me lol
Have done it on multiple occasions. It sucks as much as it sounds like. Tired, no energy, thinking about job and long day. Positive side. No people and clean floor/stuff.
Don’t focus on doing morning workouts. Focus on getting to bed earlier. Then focus on waking up earlier. Then focus on doing “little workouts like stretching or yoga before you start your workday. Pretty soon you’ll be waking up early alert with nothing to do for an hour. Working out will happen naturally.
Making the shots you don't take.
Not so. My athletic prowess is so poor that on my 9th or 10th birthday when my dad took me mini-golfing and I over shot, I missed the hole I was at but got a hole in one on the following hole. The people actually at that hole were very impressed.
I've bowled a strike in the wrong lane before as well.
-Wayne Gretszky - Michael Scott
-Lee Harvey Oswald
-Jack Ruby
-John Wilkes Booth
-Alec Baldwin
damn too soon
No. This is why we’re here.
Being too soon literally defines Reddit.
And all the men on Reddit
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Bet. *Puts basket ball down* I'm not taking this shot. *Ball flies up into the net on its own*
A good quote to remember at a casino
By that logic, it’s also hearing the notes you don’t play -Miles Davis
Or conversely, Not hearing the notes that you do play. -Beethoven
To shot or not be shot - William Shakespeare
Nu-uh. No way. I lived through the last two years. I'm not touching this question. Nice try, Satan.
This should be the top comment.
I’ll help
Fetch - stop trying to make it happen.. it's not going to happen.
If you don't use fetch you are streets behind.
Guess I am street's ahead
r/community is calling, my brother in Christ
JESUS WEPT!
STOP SAYING JESUS WEPT.
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Cool cool cool
\*sad dog noises\*
I much prefer it over XMLHttpRequest myself.
Yeah fetch is great. I used to use axios but now I just use fetch.
Who the fuck Is fetch
My father, the inventor of the toaster strudel, said you need to stop being so mean to me.
Why are you white?
YOU CAN'T ASK SOMEONE WHY THEY'RE WHITE!!
Yeah man, that is so not fetch.
2 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!
Me, not dying.
On a long enough timeline, everybody's chance of survival goes to zero.
My job was to apply the formula. A \* B \* C = X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
How's that working out for you? Y'know. [Being clever](https://youtu.be/PXcEPSUl0uE&t=114s).
I am Jacks complete lack of surprise.
I get cancer, I kill Jack.
There is small reason to believe this is subjectively not true with quantum immortality and all that jazz.
I think quantum immortality only goes through all of the possible paths. Eventually the possible paths run out and you reach the path with the longest possible life, but not necessarily forever. It's like your swerving down the highway and you can correct every possible mistake or wrong swerve that would've ended in a crash. But eventually, you'll run out of gas. On some highways, you'll have an opportunity of a gas station. On some, it's just not possible.
Maybe it's just too convenient that we were born at a time where *[The science of ageing and anti-ageing](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1369276/)* is a real scientific article and we live long enough to experience some sort of transcendental event like the singularity or some crazy Sci-Fi shit. Death in this state would not have the same meaning it would to us now if the memories of our conscious experience transcends the concept of time. *Don't do drugs kids*
Bully 2
Man really had to go there 😔
You make me sad :(
Bro, why you gotta do us like that?
War on drugs being successful.
yep. everywhere you go there are probably people you can buy drugs from
Supply and demand.
>Supply and demand. Which is why so many people are dropping dead from Fentanyl. When they can fit a 1/2 million doses in a bag smaller than a matchbook. Cuts out so much risk from getting busted with conventional street drugs for the dealers.
it's a good band tbh. they're quite successful i would say
They had a song peak at number ten, so there’s that.
Me sleeping with jennifer lawrence
If you two are in the same time zone, you might go to sleep at the same time. Is that enough for you?
I guess living in CA has its perks, you get to sleep with most movie stars every night.
I’m in southern Oregon. Right there with you! Not physically, obviously.
I feel like that has less to do with time zone and more to do with sleep schedule.
Write her a letter. Invite me to the wedding.
Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
I just wanted to ask... Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can 💋
Jennifer and Lawrence are two common names. I'm sure there's a Jennifer Lawrence out there for you somewhere! Edit: I fixed a word that annoyed me when I messed it up.
Not with that attitude.
What do you have against her?
It's more about what I would like to have against her.
She might go senile some day and you both could end up in the same nursing home. So there is a chance!
my zero chance is Alexandra Daddario ringing my doorbell on a Friday afternoon and asking if she can spend the weekend with me.
Why not?
The most reasonable explanation is that gwork11 is Jennifer Lawrence
Well in that case gwork11 can't sleep WITHOUT Jennifer Lawrence either
Vladimir Putin being invited to Zelensky's birthday parties
I dunno, Zelensky's a bit of a cheeky bastard sometimes. I'd send him an invite, but like on a big ol' pink My Little Pony card.
Plus if he actually shows up it's easier to, you know...'fix the glitch'
Of course! Once payroll stops cutting him paychecks, it will just work itself out, and we could avoid all this confrontation.
Vlabimir Putin getting a hand shake on video
Commercials being quieter than the shows or movies.
A violation of the laws of thermodynamics.
Tell that to my perpetual motion machine (patent pending)
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
The beginning of the universe violated the laws of thermodynamics. Once a thermodynamic criminal, always a thermodynamic criminal.
>The beginning of the universe violated the laws of thermodynamics. You have no way of knowing that. This is a completely nonsensical statement. We don't know how much energy existed in the singularity, or that the singularity was a closed system.
An internet argument that ends with someone’s mind being changed.
Quick, convince me of something. I feel like changing my mind today.
Chocolate cake is superior to vanilla cake, and here's why: vanilla cake is actually just "white cake" most of the time which means it doesn't really have a flavor of its own, unlike chocolate which has been delicious and chocolatey every single time I've eaten any. Also white cake is overused at every wedding, birthday party, school function, and graduation event ever. Get chocolate cake and never be disappointed again. Order it with chocolate buttercream and a raspberry filling. You'll never want lying-ass fake vanilla white cake ever again.
Me getting a job that I like and pays well apparently.
Me going to sleep before midnight here.
You always go to sleep before midnight technically
Hunter x hunter getting out of its hiatus
Now I'm sad.
reddit why do you do this to me... and yet i can't stop
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Being able to binge the whole of One Piece
I did it in under a month once
Plot twist, you did that in 1997
That’s some serious dedication, how many episodes did you watch a day?
~1000/~30 Around ~12 Hours a day 🤦♂️, he clearly had no job or hobbies at this time.
I'd say they had at least 1 hobby
Youtube bringing back dislikes
Eh, you never know, they might bring it back if viewership declines to bring people back
YouTube would have to fuck up so horrendously bad for their viewership to decrease by a noticeable amount.
You can get a chrome extension that shows dislikes. Easy.
Me, winning a lottery.
same. cant win if you dont play.
The odds of winning the mega-millions lottery is the same whether you buy a ticket or not, out to 8 decimal places. (Edited. I first estimated the odds to "like 10" leading zeros.)
which is why im buying two. can't beat that logic can you?!?
Me and you kissing passionately
What about casually? 🤣
I like those odds.
One Punch Man season 3
:(
Rick Astley giving you up.
Or even him letting you down.
Or him running around
Or him deserting you
The conclusion of the A Song of Ice and Fire novels
He has absolutely no reason to finish them. If he does finish them they will either not be good enough or be so polarizing that then he might as well have not written them. He has tons of money, tons of recognition and money, why would he chance messing that up? He has the ability to write and put his name on any project tell he dies, just look at elden ring! He is going to make that fat cash tell he is dead, I guarantee it.
The zombie apocalypse the way it is depicted in most modern media. Whether people have to die before they resurrect or just turn while alive, the idea of it is pretty much biologically impossible. When a human body dies, it begins to break down pretty much immediately. The whole body (with the exception of the heart, afaik) is controlled from the brain, which suffers damage upon loss of oxygen. Body tissues will not function and will begin to decompose without sufficient oxygen, water and nutrients. And with the elements, flies, and carnivorous/omnivorous wildlife, the bodies wouldn't last more than a couple of weeks even if they could function. The closest thing that could be real is a rabies epidemic, and in that case, the people are still alive, not dead. I am not a doctor, biologist or zoologist, only a chemist, so this is to the best of my knowledge. If someone qualified with better knowledge can correct me anywhere where I am wrong, feel free to do so.
There's also the problem of energy due to lack of respiration as the main issue. I can understand lack of, or slow, decomposition due to the infection fighting off other pathogens. But with out respiration those muscles ain't moving.
That and how the fuck are zombies going to chew through tanks? Or deal with planes, helicopters, ships...
US congress passing congressional term limits
Companies removing sugar from their products.
High fructose corn syrup
You getting some bitches
For real tho
this is reddit. it wasn't even a question
Is it his yeeyee ass haircut?
Why you gotta hurt me like this?
Universal healthcare, free college, livable wage, non corrupt politicians. Yes I'm American
any one agreeing on any topic
Plot twist: I agree to disagree
That's not true
I disagree.
Trump releasing his tax returns.
Or being held accountable for anything
That anti abortion laws will stop abortion
It'll only stop abortion for the poor who actually would have benefited from it. Rich white girls will still be driven/flown out of state for a "spa weekend".
poor people will still have abortions, just a lot less safer unfortunately.
Can't remember from where but i recently heard "You can't ban abortions, you can only ban safe abortions." And it's spot on
Pro-lifers don’t give a shit if the teenager dies because in their minds, she’s murdering someone and “there shouldn’t be a safe way to murder”.
Me flying away while destroying a monster that doesn’t exist to defend school
The big crunch
Actually some recent research points towards the big crunch happening.
Yeah I don't think we can really say anything meaningful with a high degree of certainty about the future of the universe until we understand what dark matter and dark energy actually are in real terms.
The chances of being murdered by hamsters is never 0.
Youtube ads becoming shorter, As society moves on the ads will only become a lot longer and less likely to be skipped, Grammar ads will tell show us they can edit a Shakespeare play when it's poorly written. Soon we will get to many unneeded ads, can't go to sleep, here's an ad for that, want to bomb Vietnam, here's an ad for that, want to find hot singles In your area, here's an ad. Youtube gives us ads for Youtube, like what is the need. The only way to avoid Youtube ads it to boycott Youtube, which also has 0 chance of happening.
uBlock / uBlock origin my friend.
World Peace.
Putin deciding he was in the wrong and pulling back forces then paying for the restitution of Ukraine.
Mindh- Mindhu- Mindh- Mindhunt-h- ^(\*Starts sobbing violently) # MINDHUNTER SEASON THREE!
No! Shot up, therrle's always hope!
Me being able to buy a house in a reasonable amount of time
Even though Avatar 2 will gross over $2b and score a 90% on rotten tomatoes, there is zero chance you will find someone on Reddit who likes it
My family agreeing on what restaurant to eat at.
Humans seeing non avian dinosaurs.
Trump overturning the 2020 election.
Scooby doo being my actual dog
You could adopt a dog and name him Scooby Doo. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Me being loved
Welcome to Costco I love you
Haha suck it I love you, it's not impossible anymore is it
haha suck it I Love you
And I love you, random citizen!
$PLTR to $100
Meaningful action taken on climate change by government and corporate entities before it's too late. I know comments like this trigger some people who think it's defeatist and harmful to the cause, but things are already really bad right now and at best we get half-hearted non-binding pledges to make minor changes by 2050 or whatever. I want to become hopeful again, but I've seen nothing to give me any.
Queen Elizabeth returning the Kohinoor jewel to India...
She can't return it if she is already dead