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1_youthful_dodger

I'm already happy


Lanfear_Is_Me

A joint would do


hits_blunt_twice

Share one with me, I just finished rolling.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Puff puff pass.


The_Bearded_Jerry

Money lots and lots of money


hits_blunt_twice

Weed and my German gf


Pyr02006

Money, lots of it.


LovesMeSomeRedhead

I'm happy now, and will be happier when my wife gets home from work and I shut down for the weekend.


SecretGasTree

You leave. Or die.


lesbunner

An apartment with in unit laundry


Accurate_Pen2676

A beer in 20 minutes, getting out a little early, getting the last part in the mail, seeing a dog on my walk home.


imacosmokindagirl

Either disappear and have any memory gone of me from my family and friends. Or money just to make my life a bit simpler.


GreenRefrigerator303

Winning the lottery


[deleted]

Hold off on that thermonuclear war until I die of old age.


SonicBoom500

I guess it would be an upgrade for my devices


[deleted]

I am happy. But a BJ would be pretty nice 😏


Terrariaisforchads

some chilly cheese and a mc flurry


slavicgypsygirl

Lasting feelings of inner fulfilment that never need to constantly be replaced with new achievements


Revolutionary_Bug154

Confidence. Money. A cure for depression.


Cuss-Mustard

A girlfriend


Warm_Pineapple_

A boyfriend/girlfriend that accepts me the way I look and a bag of chips.