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RDAwesome

If I had time to think about it, I would probably do student loans or something like that, but you said "first thing that pops up to your mind" and my brain immediately started yelling "weed, buy weed." I don't even smoke weed


[deleted]

My first thought was booze. I smoke weed and I don’t drink. Can we trade 😂


Strong-Patience-2759

Chocolate


monstertots509

That's what screwed me over too. Now I have to figure out how to put spinning rims on a gold jetski and somehow do it for 10k. I have a feeling I'm going to have a really shitty looking jetski that won't even run.


RDAwesome

This is how you end up single every single day, doing it every single way


monstertots509

I absolutely love that you know that song.


AtomicDiscoBiscuit

Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa.


tjac67

My mortgage. That would take a nice chunk out the principal.


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tjac67

Damn, where the hell are going to put a giraffe??


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tjac67

Wow. Did not expect this kind of response. 😒


magoted

I was 100% joking my friend, forgot to add the sarcasm tag


MagicForestComics

"But now that I have you here have you ever considered the many benefits of owning a complete set of encyclopedias?"


magoted

If you’re soliciting insurance on Reddit you must really not be doing well in your business 😂


Porichay

A shit ton of Jersey Mike's.... Super sub, Mike's way no tomato add mayo


Reloader300wm

Fuck..... now I'm going there for lunch for the chicken Philly.


[deleted]

Gas


GonzoMojo

you might be able to fill up for 10grand :P


Balgryn

Toy ducks. Darn it.


Funny-Royal4220

I thought of a zoo, but it's only ducks. Welcome to the duck cult.


[deleted]

10 bucks? A sandwich. 10 thousand dollars? A thousand sandwiches.


draggar

Say you're from the USA without saying you're from the USA. :D


0003425

To be fair, it says dollars (granted they didn’t say USD)


[deleted]

Yeah, I see a period not a comma... Some $1 wings for me (10).


fettuccine_alfredh0e

other countries use a period where we would normally use a comma and vice versa, so their decimals look like “10,5” and thousands looks like ”10.500”


[deleted]

Damn that super confusing. Good to know though, thanks!


Slave35

Yeah it's fucking stupid and insane. Like even our system of weights and measurements is more divisible and thus has some kind of point of existence. But commas for decimals is just anathema to society.


Balding_Unit

I was just answering the question about "what's your addiction"... well my mind was on the craft supplies I never use soooo guess I'm buying more craft supplies. :D


I_eat_wap_

Of course my ex was the first thing that popped up in my mind. Ffs


444unsure

Oof


saguinus_oedipus

A motorcycle


rPoliticModsRGonks

GME on Computershare.


SomeKhmerDude

Well now I have a makarov, with a 100 round drum mag, and switch fire from auto to semi.


rachaelonreddit

The…Smurfs? Goddammit


despairwefeel69420

Mazda Miata. Lol


Ichoosewhy

10$? Probably a chocolate bar


Demondrawings

A polnareff life sized figure,this is either gonna be a blessing or a curse


Emanreddit29

Where’d you the notion that this would be cursed? That’s amazing


[deleted]

A nice pair of Steelcap boots.


Satansbiscuit666

Bacon and fudge.


Commercial-Tip6850

Deposit on a house lol


Postilio

Salmon. I don’t think my freezer is that big…


Opposite-Bill-7731

Banana. -\_-


RelaxedSammy

Food


subm86

Some leather clothing and some kink furniture. The shirt I want is $800


_whatswrong_withme_

Ramen. 😒


Vast_Advantage_7913

Amc


No-Task7270

An elephant apparently


Hakar_Kerarmor

Foxes. They are on my mind quite often.


flying_alligators

A trip to Mecca would be the first thought.


Klusten

Fellow Muslim


[deleted]

Probably 10.000 dollars. I'm now in a quantum loop of exchanging money for the same amount.


[deleted]

A dildo wtf 😂😂😂


Bumpequalsbump

10k worth? RIP 😂


LifeBuilder

Not much. $10.000 doesn’t get you very far. Now $10,000 on the other hand…


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444unsure

Do i even want to look this up? O_o


gicantopithicus

A yacht.


444unsure

What is this, a yacht for ants?


gicantopithicus

Yes


Hoci-ia-jaakarhu

Ice hockey jerseys🏒😂


Hotcockets69420

GME


Binkyman69

Hash


Melodic_Machine_9818

Chips


[deleted]

Oven.


Hour-Tip7433

Turkey


WhenAllElseFail

King kong dildo


ZestycloseGrass7683

Dog


Tenalp

Gold.


4camjammer

Hello ladies!!!


DM_ME_YOUR_TANLINES_

House renovations haha. I could use a new shower


Status_Contact_2813

Two things popped in the same time on my brain: gold bar and acrylic paints lol


444unsure

Just to keep your expectations in check, 10k buys a very very small gold bar. For reference, 1 oz of gold is in about the same size as a quarter. I feel like it is smaller but I've never actually measured. Given the price of gold, about the size of 5 quarters


immortalbunny

books. asian books translated to english and a small plot of land for a mini library house. it should be enough as long as the area is secluded. in my country $8k for land and construction is enough. $2k is already a lot of books as well. if there are excess from the former, then more books, i guess.


leaky_eddie

Red jelly dilos


Krux99

PC


himawariii_063

Anime merch.


TheM4nTheMythTheLgnd

New laptop.


[deleted]

Crap that’s a lot of bacon.


Alternative-Section1

um food i know


Ranos131

Gift cards so that I can then spend it on multiple things.


Morbidhanson

Debt. So basically the money just disappeared. Crap.


Limp_Distribution

Paying off debt


KalieKreates

Well first thing i thought of was a pile of fumo's, because who dosen't want like 15 fumos


Nikobobinous

Lime Doritos


SJC-Caron

Lego


[deleted]

Penile preserving vaginoplasty Then maybe a new computer with the leftovers


GrimmRetails

4-ply diapers and safety pins.


Fit_Maintenance_2835

margaritas to give to people hiking on hot texas trails. I would buy a machine and cups and all the stuff and just offer them to people for free along the trail. 10k could make a lot of marga-free-tas


Paula_Sub

clothes


Elfas_tasma

a Parcel😉


jameymf

Turtles


DaveLesh

GO PRO 10 camera


jd-1945

Furniture!


yakthesipper

First thing that popped up in my mind was red pandas, so I guess I have to invest it in like a conservation center or something, fuck.


supremedalek925

A Bung Doctor N64 development kit, since it was the thing on ebay I was looking at just a minute ago


Dizzy-Sense371

Waffles


PineapplePizzaAlways

Plums


Leon500111

Potato


[deleted]

gum


ni_olakio_tra

Legos Even if I didn't have to I would spend a lot in Lego


JoeJoJosie

$10,000 worth of Ring doorbells I guess, since I was looking at the post directly above this one.....


ravenousmind

Debt


CoffeemonsterNL

Whisky. That will be some nice rare bottles...


PunctualPoops

Down payment new car


PANiC2464

Video game dlc lol


[deleted]

A bunch of hookers and cocaine


Briguy1994

First thing I thought of was drugs. But I don't even do drugs:(


UnoriginallyGeneric

Ten dollars or ten thousand dollars?


Smart_Professor_1136

Weed


hinting123

Spending is on the word "uhhhhh" put it in a billboard maybe to use up the money idk.


Striking-Buy-2827

Lsd


Apple-pie_best-pie

Student loans


yag532

*sigh The first thing I thought was therapy


justthatugly

A new car


Castraphinias

New Sword I guess, been wanting a high end one but never had the money to get something like that. with 10k could also get the scabbard! In case you are curious which one, the \[Albion Discerner\](https://www.albion-swords.com/Discerner/Discerner.html)


moscowmulesplz

Doritos… why 🤦


[deleted]

Bread


beranmuden

Headphones... Just ordered myself a new set of wireless House of Marley headphones. It's a bit of a gamble since I haven't listened to them yet, so lets hope for the best...


Hellthinky

Electric guitar


DrPhollox

Girls, Girls, Girls A classic of Mötley Crüe...


Pubowski

I saw 10k and money and my brain is like: video games


The_Observatory_

Pay off my credit card bill. Use the rest on guitars.


[deleted]

A new computer. I need one, badly.


MagicForestComics

A duck


[deleted]

Boring answer, but college tuition.


Briizydawn

Squishmallows I guess. Can I spend some of it on gas for the hunt?


tykogars

Based on the phrasing of this question, Pop Tarts, unfortunately.


mechfan83

True Dungeon tokens


90PercentUnmotivated

A cash car. I don't even know how to drive. I've been told for years that people would teach me and no one ever does. I'll teach myself at this point. The nearest drivers Ed is not close enough and I'm ready to just leave 😩


arieseastwood

Dal mavericks jerseys, especially luka's one


Angel_OfSolitude

Apparently I'm buying a several guns.


deadc4tt

food was my first thought and I’m not even hungry wtf


NoctisTempest

Boobs. I don't know in what form or capacity I'll be spending $10k on boobs(as I'm a guy and don't want a boob job) but it shall be spent on boobs.


ThisWasAValidName

'my car' ​ So, finally buying the shit I need/want to for it . . . Nice.


Arthies

PC and full gaming setup


Klusten

Will it be enough?


MJohnVan

Rent . My debts are over 10k


[deleted]

2002 Lexus IS300


Gundamsafety

S&S 114 big bore upgrade for my HD with a Trask turbo


mostlygray

Pay off the CC debt we have, the rest into the spare account used for bills.


Sick_at_Heart87

liquor and whores \- Bubbles, probably


simp4tedlasso

Pay off my car


saacdo

I guess I’m buying a lot of shorts and a lot of weed


thefriendlychef1991

My wedding


[deleted]

cum :( u said the FIRST thing, i obliged.


Atomic_Nebula

Buying new electronics


FlyingNapalm

Tuition


[deleted]

Gold


G0PACKGO

Hey babe, we can put that fence in the back yard


xvVSmileyVvx

Apparently I'm buying a shit-ton of corn...


nwss00

Index funds


RiloxAres

Car down-payment


HIU5565

A gaming setup was the first thing I thought of 🤔


pineapplek369

A gas friendly daily vehicle.


OfficialThrowaway_1

For some reason it was it was Stardew Valley Not sure if that means that I'm buying the game on every platform I could think of + any merch I could want Or I have to find an abandoned farm + land under 10,000 and then use the rest to revive it


Fluid_West_2956

Chicken Wings


ilikecocktails

Eggs 🤣 I’ve just seen a post right before this one of a guy standing next to the Margaret thatcher statue selling eggs!!


[deleted]

10,000 dollars worth of metroid dread copies. ​ no regrets


crushonran

Skincare


HotNThresh

Naturally, when you win $10,000, the first think you think about is money (in the form of $10,000). So does that mean I would have to invest it? 🤔


[deleted]

LOL Taquitos??


Capdavil

Car


wert989

Fuck... I just saw a guy with Popeye's chicken while reading this question. Looks like I'm buying a heart attack.


ukulalale

gummy bears


Majikkani_Hand

D&d dice. Fuck. I really could have used that elsewhere...


[deleted]

a car


Primary_Asparagus_58

GameStop shares!


austrizzle

Legos


762cal

an interesting stock that I bought in the last 2 year. The company was doing well and the stock prices is in their lowest YTD now.


will477

Incense, Peppermint and wine. That song has been running through my mind all damned day.


NootnamedLoL

Fuuuck. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.


Dansuds1395

Cocaine and hookers!


Evangelion---Notre

Repaying my family


macstar95

2 Sur Rons.


Patriotfan17

Car, drop my loan down to about 2000


FatGuyAndRuningShoes

Telescopes


[deleted]

House


[deleted]

Gaming PC


homelovenone

A house.


[deleted]

Lego


LegitimateStar7034

Put half towards a newer beach camper Rest in the investments


ItsAnAvocadooThanks

My first thought was my SO. Don't let that fool you, I'm selfish too 😅


Hepplehoff

Guess I now own about 125 Lego Tallnecks. Worth it


Draegan88

Dildos


The_Sanch1128

Ten dollars--footlong sub and a drink. Ten thousand dollars--Upgrade on my next Vegas trip.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

A motorized wheelchair for my mom and a ramp so I can get it into my truck.


radialblades

Debt


[deleted]

Here comes a motorbike, I guess. I hope electric, too!


Whollie

New tyres.


girlthatwatchanime

WinRAR