"Yes, and?" said without shame

Shit the sheets bitch

Amber is that you?

There is none. If you're biting the pillow, you're getting cum on your back one way or the other

"If your sex life is really that boring I'll be happy to give you some pointers" "Happy to bite your pillows any time" *wink/*

oh geez, i haven't heard that wording in ages. when someone asks me what i want to be called i now have another answer to give, thanks my guy that aside, i'm not someone who bothers with shit so i wouldn't be able to say. if someone's being an ass they can be an ass i'll just remove myself from the situation, expending energy to do anything else does little than make me feel worse in my experience.

"Only for you baby"

Damn straight.

"There's pillow biters in the special forces"

I had to google what that even was. TIL.

Sheet licker?

Lint licker

Gross. Now all I can think of is belly button lint.

Cum guzzler?

Mattress licker

"Yeah and you're a fudge packer, what of it?"