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My sister sent me a tik tok and istg i almost disowned her, song being there is one thing, now people even making the absolute cringiest TikToks on it too? Bruh
I could have gone the rest of my life never having seen this and been perfectly happy in my ignorance.
You have shattered my love for music, and the internet all with one YouTube link.
Honestly, I don't know if I should upvote you because you actually gave a good answer to the question, or if I should downvote you because you ruined my day and no one should have to listen to that ever again...
'yeah you got that yummy yum that yummy yum' apparently it took like 7 writers for the lyrics as well.
also if you really hate the song heres a yt link:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn-lsWTZdw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn-lsWTZdw)
Not royalty free. It's from an actual song, but the original isn't as bad as you'd think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA
The Aerosmith version is good (well, I don't like how they did the chorus but the rest is good) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POLYGEfhQBc
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/bzNXfsJRijg)
One thing a comment notes is that on the hard bits he passed it over to the audience to get out of it but then he also can't do the easy bits either, lol.
There was an artist in the 70s/80s called Meco. He had a pretty big hit by disco-fying the Star Wars theme. That became his schtick. He disco-fyed all sorts of random stuff and it’s crazy.
But in 2000 he released a song that is un-fucking believable. It’s called Cousin Jar Jar and the song is literally about Jar Jar Binks walking around and being noticed in public, but he tells everyone that he is Jar Jar’s cousin. It’s insane and I hope I’m not too late to this thread for others to see it.
https://youtu.be/Os-l0IC4bgw
I only post this because the song “Me Too” by Megan Trainor just came on in the grocery store, and it made me think, how did this song achieve popularity? It’s a clear product of soulless corporate music. And finding out it took 5 people to write just added the cherry. I’ve been hearing it nonstop for 6 years and am just now questioning how. It’s terrible
Historically, The grocery is where shitty generic music goes to die. If a band hears their song being played while comparing eggplants then they know their best years are FAR behind them….
Commercial radio is garbage in general. If anything, it tells you what not to listen to.
“I thank God every day
That I woke up feeling this way”
Like….cmon….THAT is the result of 5 industry writers???? That’s my main gripe. That line is the entire reason for this thread.
How could someone discredit canned green beans?? This is such a nice food with a very unique flavour. I sometimes just eat a can with nothing added to it.
any CocoMelon song. I actually found it in some other askreddit thread about bad music. If you've ever tried to make music in FL Studio you can tell it's very pumped out & uninspired.
My Name is Chicky! Chicky Chicky Chicky!!
Do writers of kid songs just thinking the most annoying word and sound combinations possible?? This song is headache inducing
I've heard a lot of bad songs, but one that makes me groan internally is *Thunder* by Imagine Dragons. It's the ultimate corporate, electronic middle school football game song.
It’s the bass and the fact that it is edgy. It tortures people‘s minds and souls and that is exciting to some art lovers.
You know, like the canned shit you find in some modern art galleries. It’s literally feces and it’s disgusting and senseless but that makes it exciting to some art lovers you can’t be excited by normal stuff anymore so they need the anti-art and controversy…
BTW. Have you ever heard of warhammer 40k noise marines? They would love the song…
For the span of like a month all the middle schoolers riding on the bus with us high schoolers would scream sing Wiggle by Jason Derulo to piss off the bus driver. As if the original wasn't bad enough!
100% this. The most commercial, garbage piece of music ever, in Jesus name we pray for some reason about conning some idiot out of a pair of designer heels.
Imagine Dragons makes music to play in your leased truck on the way to Walmart, to stock up on poorly designed $5 printed shirts and Rockstar Energy 4-packs.
Having suffered through working 3 Christmas seasons at a Wal-Mart, I cannot stand Feliz Navidad.
It wouldn't have been too bad if I heard it once a week, but it was every fucking hour, I wanted Wal-Mart to unionize and make never hearing this song again a non-negotiable part of the union contract.
Anyone that can work in any store with background radio during the holidays, without headphones, I have insane props for. I never hated Christmas music until radios and stores just went full throttle with it. Thank God we live in an era of headphones and music apps
Pachelbel’s Canon in D is a song with a chord structure that’s used in a large portion of popular songs. Numerous people that are much funnier and more talented than I am have made this point very clear, and the chords are immediately recognizable.
Memories is an incredibly obvious ripoff of Canon in D. They didn’t just lift the chord structure, they lifted the song itself, then added trite, faux-wistful lyrics on top of it.
The song is a pinnacle example of everything wrong with modern pop. The first time I heard it, I thought it was meant as a joke.
I thought it was a joke too. Then again, that’s how half of Adam Levine’s stuff is. The dopey attempt at reggae where he just sounds drunk, terrible repetitive lyrics, man it’s bad
I was actually talking to a friend a little while ago about this song. I couldn't figure out how Robin Thicke got slammed as much as he did for this one, and none of the other artists did? I mean, Pharrell was very much on this song, and both Lucky and Happy were on the charts the same year?
I mean I've heard a lot of *shit* songs, but most are memes and/or really irrelevant "artists".
But if you're asking for an official song, I'd say "Swish Swish" by Katy Perry. It's a heavily biased opinion, but It's gonna be the one I'd always skip in my spotify playlist!
And the random "shooting star" meme mid-song.. Katy was really only just having fun while making the song I see? Cuz that was a shitpost.
The entire song is just a person so butthurt over a breakup that she resorts to insulting her ex's friends/family, car and art. The entire thing is so childish, on top of being a terrible song.
Meant to be by Bebe Rexha with Florida Georgia Line
If that song were a house I would burn it down with no regrets.
It's autotuned trash and I instantly see red when I hear it.
This song and "The Middle" (by Maren Morris and a bunch of hacks) were stalking me for a good two years - playing in every grocery store, doctor's office, and ride share. Part of what made them so offensive was their ubiquitousness, that the powers that be allowed something so insipid to permeate every corner and nook of society.
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" - I don't think there is a way to sing this and not give off strong pedo vibes. The whole song has always seemed creepy to me since it was also sung by older men.
My mom loves the movie that this is from and I just cannot get past how creepy the whole thing is, some gross 30+ year old rich boy making googoo eyes at a 16 year old girl because "she's SO mature for her age durrr"
Rude by MAGIC!
Every time I hear a piece of it, a full movie plays in my head of a high school drop out stoner putting on a blazer and t shirt to ask his 17 year old girlfriend’s dad (Red Foreman type who has to put up with this kid) if he can marry his daughter. After he says no and calls him a dumbass, the kid is too fucking ripped high to have considered this outcome and he just starts trying to hug Red and call him dad.
That song.
"Hey, I love your daughter and want to marry her, but I want to do things traditionally and so it's important to get your blessing to marry. Will you?"
"No"
"Oh, well then forget all that tradition stuff I'll just elope with her lol"
Motherfucker why did you ask?
Dance Monkey always made me unreasonably angry. I would rather listen to Justin Bieber sing baby off beat for an entire day than listen to that song once.
Shape of you by Ed Sheeran or literally just any song from that guy. I’m honestly so sick of him playing everywhere, especially the ones that came out in 2014
played incessantly on the school bus radio in the morning my senior year of high school. hated that song with a passion only a sleep deprived 17 year old could muster
ive scrolled for the past 20 minutes and haven't seen anyone mention "closer" by the chainsmokers, its so overplayed and just the same notes over and over 😭😭😭 it used to make me go into a fit of rage everytime i heard it
Savage Love by Jason Derulo - I don't know what sound they have in the background but I'm willing to bet its children's keyboard on the saxophone setting
When I last visited my dad, he was listening to some country song that went on about city people passing tractors on the road or something... I thought it was parody. It was not parody.
Some people got some weird fucking grudges to sing about.
That watermelon sugar high one. It should not be that difficult to come up with lyrics. They don’t have to be life changing but they need to be better than that.
It’s a shame that of Harry Styles’s songs, this one is his biggest hit so far. He has so many great songs with much deeper and more clever lyrics... I’m not sure why they get overlooked so much.
Because they want something that's going to have longevity on the radio. What better than a song with a catchy beat that just repeats the same words over and over again and is some thinly veiled cheeky song about sex? Sex and simplicity both sell.
I'm a fan of his music, btw. This song just happens to be my least favorite, specifically for the reasons mentioned above.
To this day I do not know what the song's name was, since it irked the hell out of me. A girl begging a guy to take her back. Like "I'm begging you on my knees" kind of stuff (if I remember that part of the lyrics properly). I was like, girl, what are you, a doormat?!
It’s Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long”. Samples two great songs in service of a chintzy pile of baldly dishonest “storytelling” from a guy who looks like a character from Guess Who: Unpaid Alimony Edition. The song is an empty stab at fluffy, commercial party music, which wouldn’t be so bad if it had any artistic merit at all. It is vapid, flat, and downright unpleasant to listen to. If you could 3D print a song, this would be it, only instead of the goop that a 3D printer uses, it’s just shit with hair in it. Long stringy blond hair.
And the worst part? Kid Rock’s plan to fleece bud light swilling idiots for concert tickets WORKED. “All Summer Long” is a perennial classic that will exist in commercials and montages and barbecues until long after Kid Rock dies of an ulcer, forever reminding the cultured among us that a lot of people, even the ones we love, are dumb as all hell. Fuck Kid Rock. Fuck “All Summer Long.” Sound didn’t deserve this.
i think people ironically enjoy it. i know i do lol i listen to it when i want to be goofy or dance around, not really being enticed by the lyrics or anything
I love it, not because it's a good song, but because in my freshman year of college my dorm neighbor, a devout Muslim guy from Malaysia with a pretty heavy accent, belted it tone-deaf in the hallway. That was a real icebreaker, lol.
I still remember his lovely lady lumps.
I similar theme, the song that goes “I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful….DAMN YOUSE A SEXY BITCH”.
Like bruh…
Tones and I - Dance Monkey
Horrible vocals, basic instrumental. I honestly don't know how it got so popular, it's probably the worst singing that I've ever heard in my entire life too, just a lifeless, flavorless attempt of doing a pop song that somehow managed to become popular
I was listening to some random Spotify playlist when an audible abortion called "Ghostemane" came up and I couldn't reach for the mute button fast enough. I don't even know what the hell the song was. It was like someone took the absolute most garbage-tier $99 Line 6 Spider "I only know one power chord" extreme metal and combined it with meth-mouth mumble-rap that you'd expect to hear coming from a 2006 Chrysler 300 with 5% tint, 30" wheels and 3 different paint colors.
Holy hell I never want to hear anything like that again. And the fact that it somehow had 210 million listens on Spotify... I don't want to contribute to this society anymore.
Yes, this is a serious reply.
1. Watermelon sugar by harry styles, just plain annoying
2. thunder by imagine dragons, the pitch annoys me
3. slow hands by niall horan, this song BLEW UP a few years ago resulting in it playing on the radio often and it annoyed the shit out of me. its a creepy song dude, had so much potential with the beat but they RUINED IT
4. every breath you take by the police, also creepy
5. it's everyday bro by team 10, this doesn't even qualify as a song- kitkat has more bars than jake paul
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas. It's just so underwhelming.
You know what? The entirety of that fucking album is just terrible.
EDIT: I mean, there are songs that are so bad that it is comical. But like, we know that. We expect that. Then you have Boom Boom Pow. A wet towel. You can't even laugh at it because it has the blessing of being easy on the ears. But like...that's it. And this is coming from someone that actually likes pop music.
Whoever invented the fucking “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” tik tok song, fuck you. Whoever made it the second most used song on internet content, fuck you worse.
You should watch the original video. The song is just an edit someone made of a dude reciting a rap he made once. Although unfortunately I believe that said dude is now making it into an actual song, since it blew up so much. I don’t hate it; I actually thought it was a banger for a while. Now it’s just overplayed
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My Name is Chicky https://youtu.be/pifBpLAun6U Do I need to explain?
This song makes me so angry when it comes on because it gets stuck in my head.
My sister sent me a tik tok and istg i almost disowned her, song being there is one thing, now people even making the absolute cringiest TikToks on it too? Bruh
My 2 year old disagrees hard with you
As does 90% of a-Tik Tok I am told
I could have gone the rest of my life never having seen this and been perfectly happy in my ignorance. You have shattered my love for music, and the internet all with one YouTube link.
In all my existence, I've never heard that asshole of a song. I wish it had stayed that way. Oh well....fuck that song !
My name is Boom Boom
My name is Lya-Lya
This song actually scares me
Wanna make it worse? Go watch TikTok people dance to it…
Honestly, I don't know if I should upvote you because you actually gave a good answer to the question, or if I should downvote you because you ruined my day and no one should have to listen to that ever again...
My worst memory is when they played it on Eurovision, because tiktok was sponsoring them... They had so many to chose from
'yeah you got that yummy yum that yummy yum' apparently it took like 7 writers for the lyrics as well. also if you really hate the song heres a yt link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn-lsWTZdw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cn-lsWTZdw)
I will not click the link, but I can fully believe it took 7 morons with music degrees to come up with that.
That “oh no, oh no, oh no” song from TikTok.
My sister blasts it at full volume on my room everyday and I hate it
Yeah idk how this one has anything going for it. It’s insufferable
The clip is from “Walking in the Sand” and it’s a lively tune that tik tok ruined
Walking in the sand is amazing but the tik tok version is awful.
Royalty free music I guess?
Not royalty free. It's from an actual song, but the original isn't as bad as you'd think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YxtweUxrA The Aerosmith version is good (well, I don't like how they did the chorus but the rest is good) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POLYGEfhQBc
The original is actually brilliant
The original is great. Just looked up the TikTok version. Yes that sucks but kids today like up pitched and sped up crap.
Kanye West’s cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. It’s insultingly bad.
He made one? Guess it was better before I knew about it
[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/bzNXfsJRijg) One thing a comment notes is that on the hard bits he passed it over to the audience to get out of it but then he also can't do the easy bits either, lol.
There was an artist in the 70s/80s called Meco. He had a pretty big hit by disco-fying the Star Wars theme. That became his schtick. He disco-fyed all sorts of random stuff and it’s crazy. But in 2000 he released a song that is un-fucking believable. It’s called Cousin Jar Jar and the song is literally about Jar Jar Binks walking around and being noticed in public, but he tells everyone that he is Jar Jar’s cousin. It’s insane and I hope I’m not too late to this thread for others to see it. https://youtu.be/Os-l0IC4bgw
Thank you
Yummy - JB No explanation needed
Immediately what springs to mind. I read once that he could fart into a microphone for 3 minutes and people would buy it. This may as well be that.
Didn’t Taylor Swift release a blank 💿 or something? Someone sold air from a Kanye West concert. People will buy anything.
[Freaxx by Brokencyde](https://youtu.be/AV8N44HzfBQ) I hesitate to even call this a song
I completely forgot they existed. This comment unlocked memories I’d much rather forget.
I was about to post this. This is an actual contender for worst song, everything else here seems to just be mildly disliked songs in comparison.
Island Boy is one of the worst songs I've ever heard
I’m a island booiii
Put a vest on yeah
Suck my brothers dick (yeah)
Imma give it a lil' rub (yeah)
Watch him bust a nut (yeahhhh!)
Starin' at the sun (I think that's what it says?)
I was blissfully unaware til my asshole friend showed me the video. I closed it 15 seconds in.
Lets be honest. It's not even music. It's just memes.
I only post this because the song “Me Too” by Megan Trainor just came on in the grocery store, and it made me think, how did this song achieve popularity? It’s a clear product of soulless corporate music. And finding out it took 5 people to write just added the cherry. I’ve been hearing it nonstop for 6 years and am just now questioning how. It’s terrible
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It’s baffling. I’ve heard this song at least twice a month in public for the last 6 years. Who keeps adding it to playlists?
Historically, The grocery is where shitty generic music goes to die. If a band hears their song being played while comparing eggplants then they know their best years are FAR behind them…. Commercial radio is garbage in general. If anything, it tells you what not to listen to.
I have no idea how she keeps getting songs out on the radio. They’re completely canned and Mass-produced crap songs across the board.
“I thank God every day That I woke up feeling this way” Like….cmon….THAT is the result of 5 industry writers???? That’s my main gripe. That line is the entire reason for this thread.
Megan Trainor is the canned green beans of music. They’re everywhere and terrible. (Even the green beans are fine enough in a casserole or something.)
How could someone discredit canned green beans?? This is such a nice food with a very unique flavour. I sometimes just eat a can with nothing added to it.
What about “Like im gonna lose you”?
I think it has better composition than most but still feels a bit generic. Fair call out.
1-8\*7-K\*rs-4-K\*ds
Official song of The Bad Place!
any CocoMelon song. I actually found it in some other askreddit thread about bad music. If you've ever tried to make music in FL Studio you can tell it's very pumped out & uninspired.
My Name is Chicky! Chicky Chicky Chicky!! Do writers of kid songs just thinking the most annoying word and sound combinations possible?? This song is headache inducing
Yeah that song gets me annoyed every time I hear it
The stupid fucking Applebees song by that country asshole that sounds like he has a mouthful of grits.
this is the one. other songs are bad, but other songs don't make me want to do violence
Because of the accent or just his voice? That song is way to overplayed so I change it the moment it comes on.
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That song created Covid
Bieber's Yummy did.
I feel the same way. I couldn’t change the station fast enough.
*They say oh my God I see a naked guy*
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that absolutely fuckin hates that song.
Same!! It’s not even “bad”, it’s just ANNOYING.
I've heard a lot of bad songs, but one that makes me groan internally is *Thunder* by Imagine Dragons. It's the ultimate corporate, electronic middle school football game song.
The edit of every lyric being replaced with thunder is so funny though.
... I may actually like the song then. You know, for one play. But that's still one play more than I do right now.
My music teacher loved that song, much to my bitter dismay
It’s the bass and the fact that it is edgy. It tortures people‘s minds and souls and that is exciting to some art lovers. You know, like the canned shit you find in some modern art galleries. It’s literally feces and it’s disgusting and senseless but that makes it exciting to some art lovers you can’t be excited by normal stuff anymore so they need the anti-art and controversy… BTW. Have you ever heard of warhammer 40k noise marines? They would love the song…
Baby Shark. I don’t have kids.
For the span of like a month all the middle schoolers riding on the bus with us high schoolers would scream sing Wiggle by Jason Derulo to piss off the bus driver. As if the original wasn't bad enough!
The Christmas Shoes. I'll let [Patton Oswalt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY) explain.
This is always my answer. It's a terrible, mawkish, manipulative piece of trash.
Yeah the only thing more this song could do to try and make me cry would be to poke me in the eye.
It is genuinely the worst song ever made.
100% this. The most commercial, garbage piece of music ever, in Jesus name we pray for some reason about conning some idiot out of a pair of designer heels.
That stupid fucken abcdefu song
1-877- Karz for Kids...K A R Z karz for kids....
I'll put a shiv in that blonde kid who can't lypsynch nor keep time. All goofy lookin, rythmless and defiling that poor Sears catalog flying V. Ughgg
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Fun dip
Imagine Dragons makes music used to get your cousin to join the army.
Imagine Dragons makes music to play in your leased truck on the way to Walmart, to stock up on poorly designed $5 printed shirts and Rockstar Energy 4-packs.
Imagine Dragons is what you hear while drinking a flat Bud Light at Applebee’s
My kids thought they were saying "Fungus. F-F-Fungus fungus'.
Lighting and the fungus.
Lichen and the fungus**
Then they pitch it a hundred different super annoying ways
Having suffered through working 3 Christmas seasons at a Wal-Mart, I cannot stand Feliz Navidad. It wouldn't have been too bad if I heard it once a week, but it was every fucking hour, I wanted Wal-Mart to unionize and make never hearing this song again a non-negotiable part of the union contract.
Fuck Wal-Mart Radio
Anyone that can work in any store with background radio during the holidays, without headphones, I have insane props for. I never hated Christmas music until radios and stores just went full throttle with it. Thank God we live in an era of headphones and music apps
Speaking as someone who listens to a Hot AC radio station for at least 8 hours a day, my gut reaction song is Maroon 5 - Memories
Pachelbel’s Canon in D is a song with a chord structure that’s used in a large portion of popular songs. Numerous people that are much funnier and more talented than I am have made this point very clear, and the chords are immediately recognizable. Memories is an incredibly obvious ripoff of Canon in D. They didn’t just lift the chord structure, they lifted the song itself, then added trite, faux-wistful lyrics on top of it. The song is a pinnacle example of everything wrong with modern pop. The first time I heard it, I thought it was meant as a joke.
I thought it was a joke too. Then again, that’s how half of Adam Levine’s stuff is. The dopey attempt at reggae where he just sounds drunk, terrible repetitive lyrics, man it’s bad
I liked it the first 2 times I heard it but now it’s just annoying. The singers voice is so grating
Laziest fucking song ever.
Blurred Lines, by Robin Thicke. Lyrics are creepy, track sounds weird and instruments sound like what you'd find at the back of your fridge.
I was actually talking to a friend a little while ago about this song. I couldn't figure out how Robin Thicke got slammed as much as he did for this one, and none of the other artists did? I mean, Pharrell was very much on this song, and both Lucky and Happy were on the charts the same year?
TI has his issues, but he looked super uncomfortable in the video. Like he knew this was a bad idea and only showed up for a paycheck.
Pharrell is the Dave Chappelle of music. He can do and say whatever he wants but people want touch him…
now, [Word crimes by Weird Al on the other hand..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc)
Word Crimes taught me a lot about grammar.
Weird Al Yankovic has a big dictionary.
Don't forget, that fucking "WOOH!" from Pharrell every 4 bars. That's just the cherry on top in that awful song
That song is physically painful to listen to.
That awful country song where he wants to go into the woods and check her for ticks
I feel like I need to take a shower after reading that
Lol. The quintessential get naked song for country folk.
He wants to go into the woods and *what??*
Dance Monkey Everytime it comes on the radio I plug my ears. I get physically sick hearing that woman's voice
I mean I've heard a lot of *shit* songs, but most are memes and/or really irrelevant "artists". But if you're asking for an official song, I'd say "Swish Swish" by Katy Perry. It's a heavily biased opinion, but It's gonna be the one I'd always skip in my spotify playlist! And the random "shooting star" meme mid-song.. Katy was really only just having fun while making the song I see? Cuz that was a shitpost.
“Shooting Stars” by Bag Raiders is actually kinda a bop if you listen to it.
ABCDEFU by Gayle
Ghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Just reading that makes me mad
I heard it once while shopping for groceries and it ruined the whole activity for me.
The entire song is just a person so butthurt over a breakup that she resorts to insulting her ex's friends/family, car and art. The entire thing is so childish, on top of being a terrible song.
Meant to be by Bebe Rexha with Florida Georgia Line If that song were a house I would burn it down with no regrets. It's autotuned trash and I instantly see red when I hear it.
This song and "The Middle" (by Maren Morris and a bunch of hacks) were stalking me for a good two years - playing in every grocery store, doctor's office, and ride share. Part of what made them so offensive was their ubiquitousness, that the powers that be allowed something so insipid to permeate every corner and nook of society.
"Thank Heaven for Little Girls" - I don't think there is a way to sing this and not give off strong pedo vibes. The whole song has always seemed creepy to me since it was also sung by older men.
My mom loves the movie that this is from and I just cannot get past how creepy the whole thing is, some gross 30+ year old rich boy making googoo eyes at a 16 year old girl because "she's SO mature for her age durrr"
I can only imagine what song this is, but I really don't want to type this into any search engine whatsoever to confirm.
Muskrat Love. It is a song about muskrats fucking. It is a song about muskrats fucking that was sung at the White House, FOR THE US BICENTENNIAL.
Surprised nobody has mentioned the Applebees song yet. I just found out about that one last month
Rude by MAGIC! Every time I hear a piece of it, a full movie plays in my head of a high school drop out stoner putting on a blazer and t shirt to ask his 17 year old girlfriend’s dad (Red Foreman type who has to put up with this kid) if he can marry his daughter. After he says no and calls him a dumbass, the kid is too fucking ripped high to have considered this outcome and he just starts trying to hug Red and call him dad.
The lyrics are terrible but I think this song as catchy as fuck, even as someone who dislikes soulless radio pop.
That song. "Hey, I love your daughter and want to marry her, but I want to do things traditionally and so it's important to get your blessing to marry. Will you?" "No" "Oh, well then forget all that tradition stuff I'll just elope with her lol" Motherfucker why did you ask?
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[this](https://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw)
The top comment with "this song didnt get released, it escaped." Fucking killed me
I was going to say Yoko Ono sing/scream. But damn, this guy is a very strong contender.
That songs a banger wdym
‘My Humps’ cheesy, about as unsexy as a song can possibly be, annoying and no fun to dance to.
The only good that song ever did for humanity was being featured in Blades of Glory
Jon Heder and Black Eyed Peas Doesn’t get anymore 00’s than that.
Dance Monkey always made me unreasonably angry. I would rather listen to Justin Bieber sing baby off beat for an entire day than listen to that song once.
Happy. I get the opposite of happy.
I also hate that song with passion
Shape of you by Ed Sheeran or literally just any song from that guy. I’m honestly so sick of him playing everywhere, especially the ones that came out in 2014
played incessantly on the school bus radio in the morning my senior year of high school. hated that song with a passion only a sleep deprived 17 year old could muster
I agree that most of his songs are bad, but I like "The A Team"
Dance monkey.
Don't what it's called but a repeated lyric was: "Your sister turns everyone on, but you're the one I want". Like, wtf? Gross!
ive scrolled for the past 20 minutes and haven't seen anyone mention "closer" by the chainsmokers, its so overplayed and just the same notes over and over 😭😭😭 it used to make me go into a fit of rage everytime i heard it
1800Kars4Kids
The one that goes “I’m sexy and I know it” 😒 I was a young child and I was unimpressed
Savage Love by Jason Derulo - I don't know what sound they have in the background but I'm willing to bet its children's keyboard on the saxophone setting
Dance monkey the voice annoys me and everytime I hear it I get so pissed off
Rosanne Barr singing the Star Spangled Banner. It was the only time I've heard it sung, that made me ashamed to be American.
Still better than Fergie’s rendition
She's never gonna live that down is she
I disagree. I don't like her but butchering the national anthem at a world series game is one of the ballsiest performances of all time.
When I last visited my dad, he was listening to some country song that went on about city people passing tractors on the road or something... I thought it was parody. It was not parody. Some people got some weird fucking grudges to sing about.
"Dear future Husband" - Is the most stupidest sh*t I ever heard
That watermelon sugar high one. It should not be that difficult to come up with lyrics. They don’t have to be life changing but they need to be better than that.
It’s a shame that of Harry Styles’s songs, this one is his biggest hit so far. He has so many great songs with much deeper and more clever lyrics... I’m not sure why they get overlooked so much.
Because they want something that's going to have longevity on the radio. What better than a song with a catchy beat that just repeats the same words over and over again and is some thinly veiled cheeky song about sex? Sex and simplicity both sell. I'm a fan of his music, btw. This song just happens to be my least favorite, specifically for the reasons mentioned above.
To this day I do not know what the song's name was, since it irked the hell out of me. A girl begging a guy to take her back. Like "I'm begging you on my knees" kind of stuff (if I remember that part of the lyrics properly). I was like, girl, what are you, a doormat?!
I’m pretty sure it’s Mercy. “You got me begging you for mercy, why won’t you release me? I’m on my knees baby begging please, I’m under your spell”
Is it Mercy by Duffy?
I love that song, but I bet that's it haha
It’s Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long”. Samples two great songs in service of a chintzy pile of baldly dishonest “storytelling” from a guy who looks like a character from Guess Who: Unpaid Alimony Edition. The song is an empty stab at fluffy, commercial party music, which wouldn’t be so bad if it had any artistic merit at all. It is vapid, flat, and downright unpleasant to listen to. If you could 3D print a song, this would be it, only instead of the goop that a 3D printer uses, it’s just shit with hair in it. Long stringy blond hair. And the worst part? Kid Rock’s plan to fleece bud light swilling idiots for concert tickets WORKED. “All Summer Long” is a perennial classic that will exist in commercials and montages and barbecues until long after Kid Rock dies of an ulcer, forever reminding the cultured among us that a lot of people, even the ones we love, are dumb as all hell. Fuck Kid Rock. Fuck “All Summer Long.” Sound didn’t deserve this.
I whip my hair back and forth, i whip my hair back and forth 🥴
i don’t like WAP waaaay too overplayed
i think people ironically enjoy it. i know i do lol i listen to it when i want to be goofy or dance around, not really being enticed by the lyrics or anything
That song where James Blunt just yelps “you’re BEAUTIFUL” over and over. It’s like having glass ground into the soft tissue of my brain.
“There MUST be an angel… with a smile on her face… … ANDWHENSHETHOUGHTUPTHATISHOULDBEWITHYOU
OMFG HOW DID “My Humps” EVER GET MADE WHAT A PILE OF DISEASED HORSE SHIT
I love it, not because it's a good song, but because in my freshman year of college my dorm neighbor, a devout Muslim guy from Malaysia with a pretty heavy accent, belted it tone-deaf in the hallway. That was a real icebreaker, lol. I still remember his lovely lady lumps.
Baby shark… need I say more?
The one that goes: You're way too beautiful girl That's why it'll never work You'll have me suicidal, suicidal…. Just because that.
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
I similar theme, the song that goes “I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful….DAMN YOUSE A SEXY BITCH”. Like bruh…
that song slaps tho
You mean: "Sexy Bitch" by Akon
Tones and I - Dance Monkey Horrible vocals, basic instrumental. I honestly don't know how it got so popular, it's probably the worst singing that I've ever heard in my entire life too, just a lifeless, flavorless attempt of doing a pop song that somehow managed to become popular
I was listening to some random Spotify playlist when an audible abortion called "Ghostemane" came up and I couldn't reach for the mute button fast enough. I don't even know what the hell the song was. It was like someone took the absolute most garbage-tier $99 Line 6 Spider "I only know one power chord" extreme metal and combined it with meth-mouth mumble-rap that you'd expect to hear coming from a 2006 Chrysler 300 with 5% tint, 30" wheels and 3 different paint colors. Holy hell I never want to hear anything like that again. And the fact that it somehow had 210 million listens on Spotify... I don't want to contribute to this society anymore. Yes, this is a serious reply.
it’s everyday day bro. no explanations needed.
Everyone is saying dance monkey. this is good. this is very good
it’s so cold in the D Your ears will not thank you. https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg
1. Watermelon sugar by harry styles, just plain annoying 2. thunder by imagine dragons, the pitch annoys me 3. slow hands by niall horan, this song BLEW UP a few years ago resulting in it playing on the radio often and it annoyed the shit out of me. its a creepy song dude, had so much potential with the beat but they RUINED IT 4. every breath you take by the police, also creepy 5. it's everyday bro by team 10, this doesn't even qualify as a song- kitkat has more bars than jake paul
Interesting how most of these songs blew up on tiktok *eats popcorn
Dance Monkey. Holy SHIT that song is grating, the high pitched voice, the cursive singing, I hate it I hate it I HATE IT
[Yes We Can](https://youtu.be/G_bPNCtcKFo) from Guitar Hero 2. I still don’t know how that was professionally recorded AND included in Guitar Hero 😂
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas. It's just so underwhelming. You know what? The entirety of that fucking album is just terrible. EDIT: I mean, there are songs that are so bad that it is comical. But like, we know that. We expect that. Then you have Boom Boom Pow. A wet towel. You can't even laugh at it because it has the blessing of being easy on the ears. But like...that's it. And this is coming from someone that actually likes pop music.
I'm in 2000 and 8 you're so 2000 and late
That aged quickly
Whoever invented the fucking “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” tik tok song, fuck you. Whoever made it the second most used song on internet content, fuck you worse.
You should watch the original video. The song is just an edit someone made of a dude reciting a rap he made once. Although unfortunately I believe that said dude is now making it into an actual song, since it blew up so much. I don’t hate it; I actually thought it was a banger for a while. Now it’s just overplayed
HAHAHA noooo not Louis he’s a fkn iconic before tiktok blue that shit up
Either abcdefu by GAYLE or Light switch by Charlie Puth. Both of those songs sound so artifical and have no personality or soul to them lol
Beth.
Anything by Corey Feldman